The USS Constitution parks itself of your cunt's coast and demand your cunt's full, unconditional surrender.
Wat do?
>>60328007
>>60328007
Salute
I don´t think we still have a ship that old
Sad desu
Anyway, we send ARM Cuahutémoc
>>60328007
Call nine one one
>>60328007
Kill myself desu.
Captcha: boats
>>60328146
I'm 70% sure your country doesn't even have a navy.
man the old forts and sink that pile of shit
>>60328222
>old ironsides
>sink
We went to the moon and not even we can figure out how to do what you're proposing.
>>60328219
We are rebuilding it
>>60328007
We send out all of our armada to resist.
Pic related, our whole navy.
Relaunch Vasa.
>>60328007
laugh
>>60328248
we'll find a way m8, you can only enter from very specific locations because bermuda is surrounded by a labyrinth of reefs - and that is assuming you can find your way to the entrances in the first place
>>60328253
I'm 70% sure that's actually the United States Navy.
We send Cisne Braco to fug ur shit
>>60328253
I've always wanted to see a strong Mexico
It'll even out the power disparity across the continent
>>60328311
Whatever, the United Sates is already 70% mexican.
>>60328298
You might as well find a way to reverse the flow of time.
Some things man just cannot do; know the face of God, conceptualize the scale of the universe, drink a gallon of milk in ten minutes without vomitting, sink Ol Ironsides.
>>60328357
Does the Cisne Braco roll deep with F/A-18 escort?
>>60328036
>>60328007
get away disgusting pirate shark unless you want to buy stuff
>>60328423
Since it's Navy, old A4's, but still something.
>>60328007
wonder how a boat made it to the "coast" of uzbekistan
>>60328430
Honestly that's a good strategic defense. Uruguay has always been a good friend to the US and the UK and that ship is absolutely adorable. Your country survives with an advantageous trade deal and a new prestigious sail race hosted in Montevideo to your credit.
Everyone learn from Uraguay, they can into diplomacy.
>>60328463
>old A4's,
Jesus man..
> but still something.
..is it?
We're counting on you guys to save South America from communism, get it together.
>>60328525
our first navy were corsairs from Boston and they hurt the enemy (gun salute)
>born too late for the age of sail
>>60328560
There is no communism here, just failed attempts of socialism. Relax, it's normal.
Call up Britain and commence War of 1812: Part 2
>>60328360
Only now our goverment has realized how important is a strong military, slowly but its something
>>60328562
Who was the enemy?
>>60328579
Are you saying there are no communists in SA or Brazil? Because there sure as shit are communists in SA. In case you haven't noticed one is currently running Venezuela into the ground. Bolivia and Ecuador aren't far behind if someone doensn't act.
>>60328644
>one is currently running Venezuela into the ground.
Venezuela is socialist
>>60328644
>Venezuela
>communist
If they were actually communists they'd have already taken al that oil that is American, censored literally everything and probably actually invaded us when Dilma got impeached.
So no, there are not communists here and if there is they have no idea how a communist society works and neither you do.
>>60328644
Portuguese empire but we´re OK now
>>60328644
They are not a treat, bolivia still uses T-33s and Venezuela has no money to even mantein their equiptment, there was a situation when they scramble some tanks to intimidate colombia, not even half had operational weapons systems
So relax
>>60328593
You wouldn't really fight with brits against us, would you? Banter aside I just can't see it. At the end of the day you guys love the shit out of us too much no matter how much you hate to admit it.
>>60328564
iktfb
>>60328683
>>60328696
Wew lads
>>60328711
>You wouldn't really fight with brits against us, would you?
Well if this was the 1800's or early 1900's we would, but not today.
The situation would never happen so there is no point in dwelling on it. Anglos are all allies and friends now, as it should be
>>60328711
probably not but the country would be very divided. i could easily see it leading to a civil war. of course it would also depend on the circumstances of the war
>>60328737
Think twice before typing. Don't believe everything that /pol/ says or better.;; at all.
>>60328737
>it's another American that can't tell the difference between socialism and communism
>>60328699
The bongs were right about one thing, never trust a latin. You were right to shit on the Portuguese. We did the same to the Spanish.
>>60328770
>>60328783
>venezuela is just socialism
>communism has never been tried
JUST
Fun fact: My dad was sworn into the Marine Corps in 1989 and retired in 2014. Both ceremonies were held on the deck of Ol' Ironsides.
He's more of a man than I'll ever be and he deserves a better son.
>>60328836
Literally what the fuck are you talking about
I can't tell if this is b8 or you just don't know what the distinction is
>>60328879
>Both ceremonies were held on the deck of Ol' Ironsides.
That's badass
>>60328769
>it would also depend on the circumstances of the war
Realistically, the only thing in the near future that could divide the US and UK to the point of war is Islam. And I think you know what side each would be on.
Is it the ship from Fallout 4?
>>60328902
>I can't tell if this is b8 or you just don't know what the distinction is
Neither. I'm very clearly mocking you.
>>60328491
It's powered by freedom and liberty m8
>>60328908
Yes
>>60328903
in that case i think you already know what side this cuck country would be on
>>60328903
>And I think you know what side each would be on.
>being this much of a memelord
>>60328902
You don't know the half of it bro
>deploys to Desert Storm and actually gets into a firefight with Iraqi Army somehow
>Wins, captures or kills some Iraqi soldiers, doesn't talk about it for 22 years
>Deploys again to Desert Storm 2
>Comes home and gets reassigned to be with MARSOC
>Still manages to be a completely normal, grounded person who doesn't push his kids into the military and is a genuinely happy, joking person who wants to help people
If I'm half the man my dad is I'll be happy.
>>60328982
Well hey, if worse comes to worse you know where the border is and you know that freedom loving Canadians will always be welcome here senpai.
>tfw when Ironsides wants to "thrash" me
>>60328982
Not an argument.
>>60329028
Canadians are just Americans yearning to breathe free
>>60328987
I want to buy your dad a drink
Send glorious Canadian flagship to destroy it
>>60329070
Nice picture, shame she's been run into the ground.
>>60329139
44 years will do that
>>60329191
The Nimitz is older and isn't in danger of sinking.
Hell our entire fleet of B-52 are older.
The commander of the burmese army during the first anglo-burmese war once fooled the brits into thinking that we had more cannons than we actually did by asking his soldiers to cover their asses with soot/coal and moon the brits. It actually worked that time, so we'll probably do that.
>>60329293
Might work desu.
>>60329233
>We'll be bombing muslims with them for another 50 years
Gonna strike fear in even more generations of the enemies of civilization
>>60329382
Arabs are savages
>>60329382
been working so far I think.
>>60329382
If it was good enough for Lemay it's good enough for posterity.
>>60329382
TU-95 already does that, no?
Australians are shit
>>60328374
we like to call them chicanos
>>60328146
Jaguar warrior......of tenochitclan
>>60329797
Yeah, but the Bear is far more maintenance heavy because of muh turboprops. Realistically Russia probably cannot afford to extend or replace them while keeping parity with the US in LRSB over the next 10-15 years.
>>60328007
Great Nelson's ghost! The colonials are attacking!
Fortunately, that frigate is no match for a fully armed ship of the line, much less Nelson's own flagship. Shame they sailed such a pretty ship all the way over here just to get it blown to bits.
>>60329897
Russia always operates on it's (huge) backyard.
I don't think they'd rush to build something more modern.
>>60330037
Why is she moored, she can't sail?
>>60330059
They've talked aboit restarting the blackjack line but that turned out to be typical Russian vaporware.
Doesn't matter either way really. They're already outnumbered in overclassed in strike bombers and they'll be even further behind 15 years from now. Russian defense is dying in terms of strategic systems, if it hasn't already.
>>60330148
Really? Being Russia, i don't think they'd let everything rot like that. idk much about the Russian military.
>>60330070
well... she's probably at the point now where she's seaworthy, after all the refits. But no one has actually tried moving her for almost a century
still, she's over 50% bigger that the Constitution. All she'd have to do to win is get to within vaguely the same area
Light a matchstick, throw it at the water and watch that wood coffin burn while smoking a cigarette.
>>60330204
>Being Russia, i don't think they'd let everything rot like that.
That's exactly what they have done for almost 30 years now m8.
Not to kick an old friend while they're down but Russis is really REALLY poor. They're poorer than Italy with three times the population and they're getting their shit pushed in by the oil collapse.
I'd love it if Russia could make military tech worth a damn anymore but they just can't, they've become a meme. Even fucking India bailed on them.
>>60330259
>she's over 50% bigger that the Constitution. All she'd have to do to win is get to within vaguely the same area
Famous last words.
>>60328007
Get a pregnant woman with twins tethered together with the umbilical cord to fire them at the ship like a bola.
>>60330259
nah old ships can't go back to sea with their hulls like that, the replacement wood is all different ages and not made seaworthy through use bit by bit so the hull would expand oddly in different places. That said it would be so cool to have it back at sea.
>>60330287
I know China and them have some problems about Siberia, since all that resources and the Chinese can't touch it.
India has bailed them because of the PAK-FA thing, right?
>>60330348
Won't work, she's literally named Old Ironside. The bitches would just bounce right off.
Even if the women were to land on the deck you have to remember that sailors are almost entirely homosexual. So the sight of pregnant woment is just an invitation for a breech of rhe Geneva Convention as they throw their asses overboard.
>>60328007
Fight and, eventually, lose 2bh fämäläm.
>>60330397
>India has bailed them because of the PAK-FA thing, right?
Not just that, ships too. India got fucked hard on the recent carrier and sub deals. They recently signed a naval parternship agreement with the US with the intent of getting training, and CATOBAR tech, and then further down the line AEGIS and radar systems.
I am..apprehensive about the curries to say the least. Personally I don't think we should give them shit but "my" government seems to be stupid enough to think buyer's remorse toward an enemy is the same thing as loyalty.
>>60330537
Well, India is surrounded by "two" enemies. Pakistan and China, even though with China they don't have any major problems nowadays(yet).
Make sense them always wanting to keep their military updated.
>>60330582
I wouldn't call their militay updated.
>>60330636
Maybe, but they better be. Two nuclear powers that hate you is worse than not having a toilet.
>>60330661
Eh..Pakistan and China's militaries are also a shitshow desu. Regional parity, for the moment, is still maintained. Thankfully.
>>60330738
Idk about Pakistan besides that we selled some missiles for them
I know China is a huge papertiger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGs_dcXt-3k
This video kinda explains it.
>>60330777
We sold Pakistan almost all of their relevant military tech, and we fucking hate them, which they well know. So you can imagine how stable their logistic chains are.
>>60330828
Why back them up?
>>60330909
Because we fuck up a LOT, and we're not too bright. But the long story is..
India, from the very first days of the partition, made it well known that they wished to be in the Soviet sphere, this is mostly due to the British being faggots and the curries viewing Americans as guilty by association. Then they bought A LOT of Russian military tech and quite a few major Indian states were governed by the communist party of India (Mumbai still was untill only 5 years or so ago I think.)
Then Afghanistan happened and we noticed the opportunity to shit on the Russians. Pakistan, being next door, offered us a way of smuggling the weapons the Mujahadeen needed safely into the country. They, being the Jews that they are, demanded obscene privileges for being this middleman which we stupidly agreed to.
Flash forward 20 years: 9/11. Al Queda is clearly responsible and is a protectorate of the Taliban. Pakistan likes the Taliban because they're fundamental Muslim, which insures they can never be outflanked by India.
So..instead of helping us kill Al Queda and the Taliban, Pakistan Jews the shit out of us and hides literally the entire high level leadership of both organizafions within their own borders. In fact, when we killed Bin Laden his house was in sight of the Pakistani military officer's academy, the equivalent of our West Point.
So yeah..we sort of hate the shit out of Pakistan. Also we literally gave them nukes. I told you we were stupid.
>>60328007
-Send Esmeralda.
-You sunk my ship.
-All Rage here, go to war with a regular fleet and win agains all you allies.
-You hate me for 200 years calling this a pure luck moment.
pottery.
>>60330287
>Russia is a meme
>P-please Putin-Sama, d-do not give S-400 to Syria
>>60328007
This is a bad thread.
>>60328007
>Wat do?
>>60330287
rude
>>60330777
>American
>calls out Chinese for being overweight
