If God is real, why do I live in this meme country?
dunno lmao
He's not a benevolent God
>that tfw when living the dream of 90% of /int/ by being a citizen of the usa
>spend my day shitposting and jacking off to anime porn, havent gone outside once today
Fug, suggest what I should do and i'll take pictures. Inb4 suicide.
>>60312979
Go hunting innawoods
>>60313024
I live in south florida, no woods here :D or guns :D
>>60313120
Go hunting Nile Crocs with whatever weapon you can find them
>>60312979
Same sets here, but you have a slower and more expensive internet (mine sucks tho)
>>60313173
Fug, I have an anime replica sword by my bed and there are some gators in the lake behind ny house. Should I go destroy one?
>>60313173
*Then
What the fuck
>>60312979
no
Highest prison population per capita
For-profit prisons
Highest obesity rate in the developed world
Shitty architecture and houses knocked down by mild winds
Only 19% understand evolution
25% think a a Jewish god decides sports, 25% think Obama is the "Antichrist", 40% think Jesus will return by 2050
Death penalty despite numerous exonerated posthumous cases
The highest wealth and pay inequality in the developed world
Growing pay gap and stagnant worker wages
Puritan censorship of sex and even slight nudity in free media
50%+ Genital mutilation rate of boys
0 Mandated vacation days, 0 Mandated maternity leave days, 0 Mandated sick days
Highest rate of Depression-related medical problems
People still die without healthcare and even go bankrupt from being swindled by for-profit medical staff
PISA and other scores below almost all of Europe and developed nation, yet spends more on education that almost every nation
Consume the highest amount of sugars per day on earth - which isn't even real sugar but chemical HFCS
There is more mortgage debt, student loan debt and credit card debt in the US than anywhere else
The US has one of the most fuel-inefficient car economies on earth and wastes the most time in traffic
High divorce rate (lel morals)
Monolingual and considered worst Anglo accent(s) along with Canada
Utterly trashed reputation due to endlessly negative foreign policy
Over-budgeted military world renown for wargame embarrassments and friendly fire incidents
Some of the highest crime in the developed world, highest car-theft, crime rate even without minorities almost double Europes
High child poverty, highest infant mortality
"Land of opportunity" has less class mobility than most of the west
63% could not find Iraq on a map (despite being at war with them)and 54% did not know Sudan was a country in Africa
Two party system with skewed voting representation per state
One of the most consumerist nations,advertisement clog TV
Fake colonial "country"
>>60313213
Nah man, just kidding
Go out and play pick up basketball
>>60312979
You are not aussie to name your country as dreamland
>>60313222
>Brazil
>>60313294
I'm gonna go do BJJ tonight, like a true american, none of that apehoop shit
>>60312979
Take a picture of you flipping off your computer with this post showing
>>60313393
>mangrab
Pls no
>>60313679
lel, do you have trouble staying flaccid while grappling with other men?
>>60313549
>>60314084
Disgusting weeb
>>60314084
whatcha eatin'
>>60314244
sgetti
>>60314084
>>60314084
Those fat fingers
>>60314084
100% sure you moved those figurines into the picture on purpose, no idiot would put figurines IN FRONT of the screen like a fucking idiot
>>60314424
They fit perfectly in you're mom's pussi hole
>>60314084
cute
