new edition edition
>>60310973
hello
i'm getting out of here
existential horrors edition
It's really fucking hot outside. Fuck I hate summer.
>>60310973
Pakis out
>work until 10:30 tonight
>Weekend guy called off
>Have to be back here at 7am
God Save the Queen
>>60310973
>Christmas is still 6 months away
>3 months left of humid bullshit
Holy fuck
I literally made another cup of coffee
What the fuck am i doing
Stop me please
>>60311037
>How's living in 1940 going?
what do you mean by this?
>>60311156
don't you feel nauseous?
I had 4 cups earlier (now am onto tea) and I already feel like shit
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>>60311146
Looks like the Serbian flag in the thumbnail.
>>60310973
Storm's a-brewin'.
>>60311150
Half Christmas is only 22 days away!
>tfw no Canadian bf
Can't stop drinking coca cola lads.
I really want to stop
>>60311156
I wonder what would happen if you bought pure caffeine and then took it as a suppository. Enough to kill?
>>60311249
Fatass
wow
>>60311273
Skinnyfat, actually
>>60311249
better start drinking water instead you fat fuck
>>60311301
very bad post
leafs out
>>60311199
Hands were shaking a few mins earlier, but nothing else
>>60311250
Probably, but this is my last one, i want to live
>>60311301
The cross is way too thick for Finland
>>60310973
will my dog ever stop being afraid of mirrors?
>>60311301
really makes you think
>>60311336
Set your flag, it tickles my autism
>>60311359
How can mirrors be real?
>>60311368
"""""""""no"""""""""
>>60311141
i'm sorry
Whats up my fellow Americans?
>>60311249
you're literally rotting away your teeth
>>60311417
fuck off you retarded weeb cunt
>>60311417
Is your name Timo? I've been looking for that bitch.
gas a rasheed
How do we deal with the Chicano problem
>immigrate to US to escape poverty and open up more opportunities for yourself and children
>kids grow up and want the american southwest ceded back to Mexico
>>60311496
Timo is a guys name so no.
>>60311417
>only says hello to americans but not to the rest of us
F-fuck you finland
>>60311039
hi friend
Best day of my life
>>60311594
America is a continent, not a country. Dumb Mexican.
>>60311631
Soooo i can call myself american?
:^) hmmmm
>>60311683
Well yeah, but Mexican is more specific.
>>60311547
We can start by laying siege to Mexico City again.
>>60311683
absolutely not.
>>60311683
No, fuck you
>>60311631
yes but the demonym american in english only refers to citizens of the united states
there is no term for someone from the americas
>>60311739
Dumb stupid cute finn
put the finn in the bin
>>60311753
What about me
>>60311793
Says the leaf
>>60311793
THIS
H
I
S
>>60311841
you're in leaftown boy
and I got buddies who will back me up
>>60311793
recycling, organics, electronics, or waste bin?
>>60311953
Toxic radioactive waste
:^]
Why did people hate Batman Vs Superman? I'm about 10 mins in and it's good besides the car chase being a little overdone.
>>60312022
Disney paid off critics
>>60311950
Finns can't win
>>60312021
In Canada we bury that stuff under the Canadian shield. There isn't really a bin for it on the curb.
r8 my cat
>>60312022
>10 minutes in
maybe watch the whole thing first?
People apparently liked some of the batman parts, but Superman was still edgy and depressing. They also tried too hard to set up for the Justice League to copy Marvels success with the Avengers but without getting people to like the characters first.
>>60312068
Every studio pays critics to give them good reviews but they only pay 27% of them.
>>60312148
Nice oval shaped cat
9/10
Hey guys, I can speak Chinese!
Ching chong bong wong ting tong ding dong! ooooh, das verry nice! can I get an egglorr? can i get a fucken egglorr prease? whadda bing dong qing ting bing bang
>>60311831
Go ahead
>>60312148
post more kot
>>60312148
would pet
>yea i'm a emo and punk girl who likes vinyls on my Crosley. Modern Baseball, Front Bottoms, All Time Low, the list could go on...
tumblr was a mistake
>>60312148
looks like mine/10
Is it friendly, or an antisocial cunt like mine?
>>60312390
hes very friendly to me but he takes a while to get used to others.
Rate my ebin pasta
Ruthless, my style as a legionnaire
Ran with the 19th, executed in meanwhile
Shooting, I specialized in purging
Slavs, Jews, Gypsies and others
Daily, it's all about comin up
Makin sure no jews are runnin up
{Because I'm a legionnaire havin' fun}
Strapped with a Gewehr when I'm walkin through Riga
Terrible, I never listened to my captive
It went in one ear, and out the other
Ran my squad, gassed them all
Call a jew out a name, yo I ain't no semite
I'm a nazi, officer, lookin for a nigger
At nineteen I bought a MP-40
Rollin, and marching on Moscow
Brother don't you know you can't trust a slav
Or jews, gypsies, niggers or criminals
Leave your tank open, gank for your comms
Hard and raw, no regard for the war
([Female:] Jāni, were you ever caught slipping?)
Hell no! Just trippin off freedom
And slavs ain't nothin but subhuman dogs to me
Jews! I'm not sorry for that verse
It's in my nature, I gotta tell truth
About anybody gettin on my nerves
You get beat, shot, hanged and served
So... you know who I am
And if it's not TRIPS, I really don't give a DUB
WHAT PLANET
IS THIS?!
>>60312148
Give me my cat back
>>60311249
atleast try to dirnk zero or diet
>>60312565
>>60312148
i don't get the excitement of such incredible average cats These animals are truly overrated af
Im now drinking balsam
Who else /literallymadman/
>grass turning yellow again
>no rain
>near 100 F
>not even a week into june
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LATVIIAA OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>60312919
You too, abdul
>>60312382
life itself was a mistake
>>60311150
It's always christmas somewhere.
>>60312919
Calm down and put the detonator away, Ahmed.
>>60312844
>nigga wants to die
there are easier ways to kill yourself friend.
cum-chan?
>>60313006
Last wank: 8/10
>>60313003
Oh shit, what are you doing here? This was my safe place from /balt/
>>60313069
good post
did you /cum/ well?
>>60313069
All of my whacks have been sub par lately. I should take a break.
>>60313109
bring back /balcum/ for the next thread
>2 of them
Takin a dip in the pool, lads.
>>60313177
>including balt
Lol no its /clum/ only
>>60313177
bring back /bum/
>>60313196
don't drown lmao
>>60313269
>/lum/*
You dont want the whole autist bundle, trust me.
>>60311150
He celebrates Christmas
Ooh-oo child
Things are gonna get easier
Ooh-oo child
Things'll get brighter
Ooh-oo child
Things are gonna get easier
Ooh-oo child
Things'll get brighter
what do you think about me and my gf?
>>60313428
>she isnt wearing a burka
Fake
>>60313406
>he doesnt believe in Santa
wtf
there is amickey mouse in my neighborhood and didn't know it
Just kiddin !!
>>60313624
ur rly funny /cum/-chan
>>60313624
haha
>>60312407
underrated post
What a fucking scorcher today was
>>60313670
thanks cana-chan, i'm only funny because you like funny guys
>>60313797
AAAAAAAAA
>>60313903
Jesus christ
jamming Selling England by the Pound
good effort from the boys
>>60313903
y do u live on the sun ?
Cum
>Canadians will never die
Feels bad
Okay?!?
>>60314125
Id love to cum in your finnish boipussy
how much do you interact with your neighbors?
>>60314125
immediately ignored
I hate everyone at the office I work in
>>60314196
>>60314326
Sissies
>>60314467
Nice pulju
>>60314467
>He's an office drone
yuri
>>60314297
Very rarely. I've lived at the current place I'm at for about a year and I think I've talked to a neighbor twice. They're dorks anyway.
hi /cum/rades
>>60314755
>they're dorks
grill?
>>60314738
Gay
>>60314803
If they were girls I might have a reason to start a conversation.
>>60314297
Rarely. I try to avoid an annoying chatty one, and other interactions is usually telling them to turn down their TVs at 4am on a work night.
Neighbours in apartment buildings are pretty shitty most of the time. They also let an arab into our building and he keeps taking up part of my parking spot so I've boxed him in before.
>>60313903
AAAAAAAA
>>60313470
Oh kid
>>60314964
but how
>>60314957
My nabes are ok but I did get woken up by the one guy beating his gf before.
>>60313903
>>60314964
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
do you guys ever realize you made a typing mistake in your post and just quit out of the tab?
>>60313903
>>60314964
>>60315165
maximum cozy
>>60315165
>canadians think 84 F is hot
>>60315329
alwasy
>>60315347
you do NOT know comfy pal
America is the second largest Spanish-speaking country in the world. Also interesting is that, while the latino population is growing, the number of latino families that primarily speak Spanish in the home is decreasing.
>>60315144
i used to live by some black family
the mom killed herself and all her kids
>>60315144
Call in a noise complaint to the cops, kek.
>>60315329
Only if it's a really embarrassing mistake.
>>60315401
>>60315444
doesnt matter when I just sit in my room and masturbate to anime all day
>>60315329
Yup.
...Only to return later and find that no one responded to my post anyway.
>>60315329
I like writing something terrible and closing the tab.
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO /CUM/-CHAN !?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGum4qq6AA8
>>60315672
Not bad, it's good for a Friday.
I'm listening to funk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey2Hv5WYouE
>>60315672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCb3rblTEds
>>60315755
keep the hood safe H
who /cool/ here?
>>60315847
/cool club/
>>60315672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O92UBBaiI4
>>60315847
Thinking about taking up smoking cigarettes. What's the coolest brand?
Need something semi-formal to wear to work. Does a black button up shirt look good on pretty much anyone?
im loaded on coffe, balsam and someone finally took me home
time for runescape
>>60315847
rh lad
>>60315672
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_HKrpXPE7PoNzSyTbTVRl0MR8v_aiHwC
>>60315921
I usually go with anything Camel since they're so neutral.
Marlboro 27's maybe?
>>60315847
the coolest
>>60315921
Anything without filters. Lucky Strikes if you want to be a true gentlemen.
anybody here know a good brand of e cig? Preferably one that's light on the nicotine and buyable from a gas station or convenience store
>>60315921
marlboro reds
>>60315976
Madame George is better than cumming
>>60315963
What's the weather like in Latvia?
>I smoke
>>60315847
Here, i drive my own car
How cool is that
>>60315672
yuropleb tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2f6UbMnlq4
>I don't smoke
>>60316087
Its 00:40 but still around +20 C
>>60316111
>mfw i want to get my friend to quit smoking 0.5-2 packs a day but don't wanna be a dick about it
Slavs are born smoking and die smoking
>>60315847
literally the coolest son of a bitch in this thread
>>60316044
Vuse
if you're really serious then I don't know why you would want to buy disposable ones desu
>>60316245
>go to crack park for lunch today
>most normal person there is a slav smoking an e-cig while talking on his 90s cellphone
>>60315847
Cool as fuck m8
>>60315921
in leafland, belmont kingsize with the charcoal filter.
when Latvia was part of russia, it was more relevant and useful
Can any Mexican help me translate this parody of el peruANO I made into Spanish for me?
>>60316015
>>60316060
they don't sell american cigs in canada.
Holy fuck boys
http://makeamericagapeagain.com/free-video-trailer.html
Lads
>>60316305
Nice Fedora XD
>>60316296
Where can I pick one up, besides online?
>>60316111
t. Nervous ex-smoker who's two days clean and wanting others to shame his temptation because he doesn't have the discipline to do it himself.
>>60315847
Not me
>>60316435
If you mean Vuse, then gas stations. Blu is another popular one but it's shit from what I've heard.
If you're talking about those real permanent dank clouding puffing machines then online though
>>60316383
look at 4plebs
>>60316391
I find that hard to believe. What do you guys smoke? Darts?
>>60316475
Ive never smoked a day in my life because Im not an idiot
>>60316527
I did. I reworded it from the English version and need to turn it back into Spanish, which I don't know how to do.
>>60316598
how can you smoke a day?
;^)
Wisconsin
>>60316555
Players, Export A, Canadian Classic, etc. Those are some of the more popular brands. Personally I prefer American but I can't be fucked to drive down to the border just for cancer sticks.
>>60316111
I want to die
food good
guys my MnM's are melting in the bag in this heat
send help
>>60316555
>>60316555
I think Phillip Morris and British American Tobacco control the majority of the market.
Phillip Morris has Rothmans, Benson & Hedges, which produces Canadian Classic, Belmonts, and Davidoff as well as the flagship brands named after the company.
BAT has Imperial Tobacco Canada which produces duMarier and Players.
>>60317146
>get a glass full of ice to grab a drink
>by the time I put the glass down its 50% water
boring thread tbqh
Already drinking buds
Drinkin whiskey with diet Monster as chaser, bretty gud
>>60317285
>diet Monster
literally winced
>>60317258
>chihuaha
A FUCKING DOG
>>60317285
>Already drinking buds
jelly
>>60317359
I'm on a "cut" right now, the ~200kcal i save by getting diet drinks is worth it desu
Some Spanish speaker please translate this into Spanish:
http://pastebin.com/mKZNEVXE
It's for use on /a/.
>>60317400
>are you new xDDDD??
wanna show me around?
>>60317400
>are you new xDDDD??
Fuck off
>>60317452
yeah why not?
>>60317502
so, where's the bedroom?
http://coub.com/view/f4uucl0
>live in san jose
>burn to death
im going to kill myself
literally just sitting in the car for the ac
>>60317738
its even hotter inland, quit your bitching
>>60317738
Surprised you didn't get beaten to death by Bernouts tbqh
>>60317625
i do not know :s
>>60317738
dont even remember what 40 felt like my god are you even alive still
>>60317638
http://coub.com/view/cmx8j
someone remind me how the fuck vapourwave is popular again? it was a shit meme 4 years ago and now queers cant stop spamming it as an epin maymay all over
>>60318091
I like the simpsons ones. I miss early season Simpsons.
>>60315165
>>60315471
>>60318144
23 here
>>60317436
El KYOANO:
Durante sus primeros años, ellos estan forzados a dibujar Moeshi... keyshit
"El kyoANO" "dibuja" luckystar, haruji y lo hace en (?ln work!!)
el kyoANO, no crea, no inventa, no hace nada nuevo, no dibuja anime original. Ellos son torpes, increativos, sin imaginación, estúpidos, orgullosos y aburridos
Que es kyoANO en japonés?
"Azia taikutuna sippai"
Reconoxer a un kyoANO es de lo más fácil, aqui una lista de sus principales características:
0- Los personajes son feos, miserables, insignificantes.... nefastos
1- tienen los ojos grandes, del tamaño de un balón de fútbol, brillantes como la orina, como de aliens
2- Son de corta estatura,de 1,50 a ,160, como Gnomos andantes
3- sus piernas son cortas, chuecas, verdaderas abominaciones de la naturaleza
4- No tienen culos (los hombres no aplican, las mujeres si)
5- No tienen cuello, asemejan a un palo con comida.
6- Tienen nariz pequeña - como un pez o un mono.
7- sus pies son pequeños, incluso los chinos los tienen más grandes.
8- Ellos son como "Gaijin" con grandes ojos.
9- Tienen una estructura osea imposible
10- sus caras parecen inchadas, esos cara de pocha
>>60318091
I think this album was what brought the genre into the spotlight again (it's really good, calling it vapourwave is a bit of a stretch though):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9L4q-0Pi4E
>>60317738
>only 95 in San Jose
100°F here, not even hot
lil bitch
>>60318186
Gay here
>>60318067
http://coub.com/view/co1ln
>>60318203
Thanks
>>60318283
De nada, familia
>>60318220
i don't feel the same way, anon. I'm sorry.
>>60318186
Hey, I wanna ask you something, is it really obligatory for Canadians to remove the snow from their houses in case someone might get injured?
>>60318617
It depends on the areas bylaws.
City sidewalks are public property and most require its residents (residential or commercial) to remove the snow within 24-48 hours after the snowfall. It's a safety thing, if it melts the sidewalk becomes ice and people fall. Or if they use a wheel chair an area can become impassable. Not everyone does, but if a neighbour didn't you could submit a complaint about them and they might receive a fine.
I live in an area with odd winter weather so it's a nice bylaw. The city actually does a worse job at snow removal in parks than citizens. I've fallen on ice in more city sidewalk parks than I have anywhere else. They shovel but they don't salt so they just get covered in ice anyways.
Feeling bad from all the coffee and alcohol lads
Why are Canadians so cute?
>>60318951
mfw and american calls me cute
>>60318871
I should also mention in the winter lots of kids offer to shovel peoples driveway/ walks for pocket change. Many areas also have "snow angel" programs to shovel walks of elderly people for free.
>>60318986
Awww, ur 2 cute
the matrix
>>60318951
cuz were cold and comfy
>>60318617
in hongcouver it doesnt snow very often. this last winter it didnt even snow here once.
the city does expect you to clear the snow from the sidewalk by 10am on the day it snows. i think you get a warning and then a ticket if you dont do it.
they also have a small volunteer crew, but i think its mainly for the elderly and disabled.
in hongcouver the problem with not clearing the snow is that it goes above 0 in the day and then below 0 at night, so the sidewalks become very icy if you dont clear the snow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
>ANOTHER police chase in california
I swear to god we have one every other day
Get in here for Houdini
r8 my thread I made earlier today
>>>/r9k/29023201
>random woman somehow gets into my apartment building and knocks on my door asking about the census
>>60319263
I did mine but I'm still getting calls from robots about census. I didn't even give those faggots my phone number.
>>60319254
>tfw car chase bowls are banned from /sp/
>>60319345
they moved over to /tv/ or /pol/
>>60319315
im wondering how the fuck the woman even got into my apartment building
>>60319254
>cops standing around
>literally no cars involved
>just looking at people on the street
>nigger hasnt been shot/tazed/beaten
0/10
>>60317738
You know those car monitors are way off, my man XDDD´d
>>60319403
who are these news anchors? They sound like high schoolers
post in my bait thread lads
>>60319299
Im gonna go try and sleep lads
Wish me luck
Ladvia out
>>60319447
the best sluts fox can offer
