rainy morning edition
/AUSNZ/
/balt/
>>60293357
>>60293350
Delet dis shit
/cum/
>>60293357
>>60293393
delete this
>>60293350
>>60293357
The worst generals desu with you lad
>>60293350
>>60293357
>>60293393
>>60293444
>>60293451
>>60293453
>start new /cum/ thread
>immediately shit
>>60293453
kys
>>60293492
:/
>>60293492
What is wrong with Canada's arm
>>60293502
You wanna go, motherfucker?
Anywhere and any fucking time
![1251864607550[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/wZhtbZU.gif "1251864607550[1].gif")
>>60293564
its hanging over the back of a chair
>>60293492
>American and Mexican smoking
>Canada is the faggot that doesn't
Seems about right
post music you love to wake up to on your alarm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
I dreamed of killing muslims
>>60293725
but I do smoke cigarettes senpai
>>60293649
meet me outside the dairy
>>60293772
Merkels tolerance taskforce is informed.
>>60293772
Godspeed young fellow,dogspeed
Who else /75%forests/
>you will never hug Madame President
>you will never bring her a coffee after a long day of campaigning and see a look of gratitude and relief in her eyes
>you will never be part of her inner circle
why even live?
>>60294164
/57%/
Who all /string/ here?
>>60294164
>18% :(
>>60294164
you're not 75%
I present to you my finest creation: The Perfect Gf.
Perfectly built for childbearing. If you disagree you are of low test.
>>60294422
Youre not my real boi
>>60293543
You did nothing wrong friendo
I'm sure he quoted you on accident
who /smalltownof200people/ here
>>60294164
Not everyone is as undeveloped as you
>>60294584
I wish
>>60294659
>poo: the country talking to an OECD member country
literally who the fuck are you?
>>60293873
Merkel is actually pro Hitler. One day you'll know why
>>60294659
oh look it's the future super poower
>>60294247
Because Trump's presidency gets closer with every passing day.
>>60294884
Excited to vote in your first election, champ?
>>60294735
>literally who the fuck are you?
>that flag
>that post
>>60294978
Sorry its still not clear to me, who the fuck are you? And why are you talking to me?
>>60295041
Cream biscuit education
>>60295309
No, you have to use a toilet here
>>60293772
>>60295797
/his/ memes are quite dank
>>60294164
27% and it will probably become less
>>60296434
Thuringen forest is nice, is it better than the Black forest?
>>60296621
The black forest is way more famous. I haven't been to the one in thüringen and the last time I've been to the black forest I was a child.
The Sächsische Schweiz is beautiful and well known too.
Sorry that I can't halp you with that.
>>60296884
*help
>>60293492
Bought a tobacco pipe from some pakis buds.
>>60297174
Haha good one, immigrant
cu mlol
>>60297700
>immigrant
Thata rude
>>60297848
No, it's satire
sum finna
Who else loves traffic, on the way to half moon bay
>EU is going to work with social medias and start censoring peoples online posts
>they'll probably try to get peoples identities so they can get fines and sentenced to tolerance rehabilitation programs
I once joked about Canada joining the EU and feel really stupid about that now.
>>60300826
save me
>>60300826
I dont think itll pass in Latvia. At least i hope our right wingers wont bend.
WE NUKE YOU, PENDOSY!!!
>post from my phone
>I have a leaf
What the fuck? Did Canada annex Minnesota?
Is this what rural Canada is like? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-glHAzXi_M
>>60302424
Yes, didnt you watch the news yesterday?
>>60302424
what part you in? Lake of the woods?
*sits in the corner*
>>60300826
I remember how I used to be a Europe-boo, now I'm just a good ol' fashion weaboo and I'm actually not entirely disappointed in myself now.
I'm sick of seeing right wing propaganda all over the place like holy shit is everyone a backwards hick nowadays or something
Going to Ireland lads! Flights in a couple hours, very excited
>>60303333
Checked but kys
>>60303426
Have fun friend
Dont forget to visit Jameson and Tulamor Dew distileries
>>60294164
beautiful - wish i lived in a similar setting
JUST LOST MY CHRONO TRIGGER SAVE
>>60303511
If only i could live here
>>60303577
:/
>>60303612
>:/
Stop that
>>60303426
planes are cool
>>60303426
have fun man
what the FUCK
>>60303728
:^)
A frog walks into a bank, and walks up to the teller. He looks at her nametag and sees that her name is Patricia Whack. The frog asks the teller, "I would like a loan, ma'am."
Mrs. Whack, slightly surprised by the situation, replies, "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't normally give out loans to frogs."
The frog replies, "Oh, I'm not just any frog. My father is Mick Jagger. I also happen to be close friends with your boss." The frog pulls a small ceramic cat out of his pocket, and presents it to Mrs. Whack. "I believe this trinket should work as fine collateral," the frog said. "I know it doesn't look like much, but trust me, it's quite valuable."
Mrs. Whack, still somewhat confused by the frog's request, asks the frog to wait where he is for just a moment. She goes into her bosses office.
"Sir," Mrs. Whack said to her boss, "There is a frog asking for a loan. He claims he knows you. Oh, I am so confused. Do you really know him? Is he really Mick Jagger's son? And he gave me this ceramic cat! What is this thing anyway?"
Her boss, undisturbed by the strange circumstances that had confused Mrs. Whack so much, told her:
"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
>>60303488
I will, going to Guinness first
>>60303730
And a little frightening
>>60303878
Thanks!
my chair just broke lads
>>60304450
>>60303426
The joys of being a NEET.
>>60304526
>Guinness
That one was a top tier too, but i loved Jameson the most. The tasting from different barrels and such was just so great.
>>60304450
hihihih
>>60304530
u ok?
>>60304599
The back part broke. I nearly fell backwards.
I was looking for an excuse to get a new one, anyways. This one is old and filthy and my cat clawed it to hell and back.
poopsmack's back
gimme sum sugar, /cum/
>tfw 4 semesters of college Japanese still didn't get me ready for level 5 of the JLPT
>>60304757
>finished german minor
>already a bit rusty when reading Der Spiegel
>>60304860
>>60304757
>university and nearby community college both don't have classes for the language I want to learn
>>60304901
>>60304860
Just learn Latvian lmao
>>60304860
>der Spiegel
It's a pretty left paper, like most german papers in general.
Focus ist meiner Meinung nach etwas besser. Markwort is pretty based in comparison to the rest.
>>60304901
Maybe you should learn something other than Hebrew.
>>60304935
I would only learn it to shitpost on /balt/ but ever since they merged with /ausnz/ they're no longer as fun
>>60305031
>I would only learn it to shitpost
Tas mazliet sāpēja, draugs
Are dyke cuts more popular nowadays?
Shit's super fucking ugly and an easy indicator for retardedness
>>60305220
What I hate is that half-bald, half long hair style that a lot of women now-a-days have. It's fucking hideous.
>>60305220
Saw some bitch today wearing a kind of cleopatra haircut with some parts shaved. It looks like she'd wear an ugly wig.
>>60304757
>study Chinese for a few years
NI HAO
XIE XIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7arzfJP0Q0
The Antichrist is here and among us.
The Antichrist prefaces his entrance by wiggling into the social norm. To say you are a Christian makes you a pariah out of step with the times. Changing the time and seasons is what the Antichrist will do, said the Prophet Daniel.
It is hidden for those without eyes to see.
He that denies Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of the spirit of Antichrist warn Saint John in the New Testament. He was referring to jews, who, in his day, rejected the incarnation and messiah-ship of Jesus.
>>60305479
>implying there's only one Antichrist
>implying we're not all that serpent
>>60305479
>Antichrist
Just call Merkel by her real name
>>60305220
This is my Hell, I fucking love long hair on girls but they're all getting it cut above their shoulders REEEEEEEE-
>>60305587
I personally blame the jews and tumblr.
>>60305609
I blame MTV.
>>60305609
I hate to say it but that's part of why I have yellow fever, most chink girls don't cut their hair short from what I've seen.
>>60305220
I think it has something to do with the fact that we closed all the nuthouses and encouraged people to embrace their mental illnesses instead of treating them, so they think it's a good idea to get a bad haircut and dye their hair blue
>>60305652
>most chink girls don't cut their hair
There is no shortage of girls here that look like boys. I'm not sure if its a gender or sexual identity thing but androgyny is not at all uncommon.
>>60305783
all chinks look the same, regardless of gender
>>60305783
Interesting, never really notice that here, granted where I live has a bit of a small sample size.
>>60305866
>willingly living in cook county
top cuck
>>60305945
Maybe Chinese grills are different. I have only spent like 3 weeks in China.
>>60305982
>not cuck county
I'm disappointed
>>60304757
College is the worst way to learn a language anyway. You have to learn a language inside and out non stop. College only does it for 45 minutes to an 1hr for three days a week.
Definitely not enough time.
when are we gonna get intflags that display our own personal addresses and mobile numbers?
Why don't you have a chubby asian-american gf?
Afraid of having subhuman children?
>>60306035
yeah I goofed my bad
I've noticed you guys are really insecure about socializing, messing up, girls, existing
Why?
>>60306306
>Afraid of having subhuman children?
Yes, I dont want to dissapoint my dad up in the skies
>>60306444
because life is a killer
>>60306444
fuck off normie
>>60306444
4Chan basically
>>60306444
Ever since my father died literally in my arms ive become rather cold to the world and people in general. I used to be good at socializing
Sup /cum/
>>60306444
You summed up most of this fucking site. Me really, I have no problem with socializing with people, but I a narcissist, so you can see where this is going.
>>60293330
El chicano limpia el retrete
>I've noticed you guys are really insecure about socializing, messing up, girls, existing
>Why?
>>60306634
Sup, señor Donald trunks.
What would your senpai write about you in your obituary?
Mine would probably write some gay shit about heaven and God even tho I haven't been to church for 10+ years. Hopefully no one would write that I watch anime.
>>60306753
Nm just chillin, seeing if morning /cum/ is not as awful as noon/night one
>>60306789
HE NEVER SCORED.
>>60306789
"Puto el que lo Lea"
>>60306809
It is better, but even then, it is like saying Testicular cancer is better than Brain Cancer. It is still cancer either way, but more curable.
>nice day
>decide to eat lunch in the park
>lots of iffy looking people sitting on the other benches
>some abos who look at me funny
>after I finish eating some hobo comes up to me and asks for money
this is why I don't go outside
I'm the Janny ask me anything
>>60306919
First mistake was going to a large city park.
At least they did not ask you for cocaine and crack like they do here.
>tfw no Canadian bf
>>60307028
How many hotpockets per month?
>>60306881
Figured that much.
>>60306919
You should have done extreme pleasure faces when you ate your lunch.
>>60307028
why arnt the two best posters allowed here anymore?
>>60307028
why did i get banned for "disrespecting foreign cultures"
have you seen what people do to india on this board
>>60307028
Who would you say is your favorite flag to do it for free?
>>60307100
What's the exchange rate like for hotpockets to tendies right now?
Got a new game lads
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1REQm6TIBR0
Thoughts?
hey leafs, you might finally win a game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyybHxCdkV0
>>60307403
I got dis
>>60307490
>>60307352
Doesn't look too good, looks hard and depressing
>>60307047
Maybe, but it was in a little city park surrounded by big buildings so I figured office workers would be there. I've seen day care centres bring kids to play there so I figured it would be fine at lunch, not the local crack addict gathering.
>>60307146
I think the pigeons would have attacked me if I looked too happy.
>>60307352
Fuck that. Is to cold outside.
>>60307352
Nice game, but bullshit on the monthly fee.
>>60307571
>>60307490
1 more tike
>>60307396
Most refugees are from shitty countries. Those shitty countries usually have their own state-sponsored athletes; therefore any athletes with potential for making it to the Olympics already have a team.
Guys
Guys
GUYS
Ive literally drunk 2l of coffee, is it safe to drink alcohol
>>60307233
technically all the india stuff is accurate
there's literal mainstream news sites talking about their inability to poo in the loo, or even change their own adult diapers after weeks.
>i use V neck shirts
>>60307671
I'd wait for a bit or at least stay away from energy drinks. Coffee is hard on the heart. Drink some water, idiot.
>>60307671
LATVIA OUT
REEEEEEEEE
>>60307785
>know Italian guy in college
>he wore v-shirts
>since he was a hairy Italian he'd have to shave a v-shape into his hair
>>60307806
is bulgaria as shitty as people say or is it actually ok?
>>60307867
it's a proxyfag
>>60307867
>>60307806
I want to know how you're weathering the muslim invasion and if they started fighting the gypsies.
>>60307806
Kys faggot
>>60307798
>idiot
O-okay, sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epl7AVr_MCQ
>>60307927
don't die, idiot. stay healthy.
>>60307927
eat potato. is good for heart. keep you alive long time.
>>60307959
But the coffee here is so godly, thanks for caring
>>60307996
Haha
helo is thi s cum?
>tfw a Finn or Frenchman is rude to me
literally everyone except me is chinese in this country REEEEE
>>60308104
>country
Canada isn't just Vancouver
>>60308091
нeт
>>60308091
jā, sveiks
>>60308094
Im not rude to you (:
wew
>>60307935
>WAHHH WAHHH WAH with 2 vocalists
Only elite screamers from that scene are the guys from Orchid and I hate myself
>>60308150
лoл
>>60308150
Дepжитe извлeчeниe yбoгиe шaшлык в Cиpии мoeгo дpyгa
>>60308049
>But the coffee here is so godly,
This speaks to a larger point but--
Europe has only had the coffee bean for less than 500 years, the cocoa bean and tomatoes even shorter.
Why then is Europe always looked at as the capitol of refining these foods?
You don't think Ehtiopians were making coffee thousands of years ago?? This is Eurocentracism at its finest. For as cultured as Europeans act, they sure have little ability to see themselves from afar.
>>60308150
>le mystery man back it again
>>60307671
jesus that's a lot of caffeine. i had one 6 oz cup of coffee this morning and i still feel jittery.
>>60308265
isnt four a little excessive?
>>60308242
I wish they'd go after Turkey.
>>60308258
Wew
>>60308276
Im just so bored at this meeting that i keep chugging coffee
>>60308289
how else am I supposed to create an identity for myself on an anonymous forum.
Maybe I should just namefag.
>>60308332
>Maybe I should just namefag.
thats a good idea, i think you should. This general needs more lively personalities since all of the good ones have left.
*opens up my imported copy of The New Yorker*
*Licks thumb and turns the page*
Ahh, yes.
>tfw no cumbuddy in my area to hang out with
>>60308435
>reading
>reading the Jew Yorker
>>60293330
just found out im disqualified from enlisting in the military because i attempted sepuku. wtf else do i do? college sucks so god damn hard, i'm only skilled enough to get a partime job making minimum wage and i'm too broke to travel. what the hell am i supposed to do now? what do normies do? what did you do?
>>60308508
developed a serious drinking problem and forgot about the world
>you will never live on a ranch in Montana
>>60308508
>you can't join a government sanctioned suicide club because you've already attempted suicide once before
wew
>>60308508
Is it permanent disqualification or can you reapply after a while?
Otherwise you have to grab a low end job and try to work your way into a manager position or something after many years or make friends at those jobs to try and help you get something else eventually.
My new waifu
*opens up my imported copy of The Little Sister's Butt Belongs to Her Older Brother!!*
*Licks thumb and turns the page*
Ahh, yes.
>>60308659
Looks like a man desu
>>60308640
past suicide attempts are pdq. they also decide i'm bipolar at the time which is another pdq. i could technically get a waiver for one or the other if i'm like a trained pilot or speak arabic or some shit which i'm not. and even if i was getting a waiver for 2 pdqs is unheard of.
>>60308726
fuck you I love her movies
>>60308659
BIG
>>60308659
>he's a tits guy
I went for more coffee, if i dont wake up tomorrow, just know that i love you guys
>>60308769
I love you to
>>60308755
>I love her movies
>>60308659
hightest
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>he's an ass guy
good latvia out permanently
>>60308639
thats why they made that rule, too many people kill themselves in service or after and they feel that not allowing crazies in will cut the number down. what they don't realize is i want to be a fucking it guy in the navy not rambo.
>>60308811
t. We lost 20 bunkers to a Latvian stormtrooper group
>Titsfags
>>60308508
drop out of college and get a job. no one cares.
everyone wants to be a little snowflake these days. there's no shame in making minimum wage.
>>60308736
So it's not really worth trying I guess.
You'll just need to try working a few shitty part time jobs and asking around to find something more permanent I guess. It all depends on what's available in your area and the economy.
>>60308856
im not worried about other people and who said anything about being a snowflake? just tryin to see what other people did.
>>60308843
eternal latviANO
>>60308508
I don't know if contracting is still big but you could do that. From my understanding the military basically just pays 3rd parties because of muh privatization. You'll get the same shitty life but no GI Bill and other swank bennies. Check that out maybe.
>>60308826
then why don't you just got to school to be an IT guy?
They put you through the classes anyways in the military, so it's not like you'll be taking a shortcut by joining up
>>60308807
>>60308917
i probably need a degree or experience to do construction or office work for them and i certainly need combat experience to do combat.which im not looking to do.
>>60308936
Good taste
>>60308843
In all seriousness though the Latvian Legion were some hard sons of bitches, I've read about them a little bit.
>>60308936
Anyone who read the manga knows he said that just to save his ass
oh the irony
>>60308961
There may be menial jobs like catering and garbage collection.
>>60308925
because college costs money and a school pays you that was the whole reason i wanted to enlist. i'll just suck it up and finish college i've only got another year or so.
>>60309042
probably. but i might as well work at burger king if thats the plan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svaGiSj8Pdo&feature=youtu.be
hmm... so this is what he meant by they're not sending their best
>>60309009
Our 2 divisions were the most awarded and decorated guys out of all the non German SS units, including the highest amount of Knights Crosses. When the Germans gave up, we still held Berlin.
Not to forget Courland pocket.
>mfw an American existed near me
>>60309199
Stupid fucking rude leaf :(((
>>60309114
>mob of mexican rioters assaults a guy with a Trump shirt
they're as bad as "protestors" in black neighbourhoods that destroy their own neighbourhoods in protest
just hit an exacta with one of the horses at 26 to 1
>>60309114
So I am guessing this is what it is like to be a white person in California.
>>60309169
And after all that apparently a number of them hid out in the forests for 10 years and waged guerrilla warfare on the commies. Top lads. Latvians have the kind of spirit we need for the coming times.
Storm's a-brewin', /cum/.
>>60309394
the mexican infestation, yes. The mob, no
>>60309401
Yeah after Army Group North surrendered in the Courland Pocket, around 10k Latvians together with some Germans refused to surrender, took some gear and started the Forest Brothers.
Here is one of the best legionnaires, i can translate the text if you want.
I'm at some anime convention and I'm bored as hell lads
>>60309559
get some autismo strange.
Where do I buy one of those "Make America Great Again" hats?
>>60309559
Wait till the rave then feel up some fat ass titties.
>>60309559
>I'm at some anime convention
disgusting
>>60309509
Sure man that would be cool. What'd he do?
>>60309559
post pics
and then try to fuck some cosplayers and take more pics
>>60309639
>sticking your dick in crazy
>>60309609
Yeah it really is
I'm waiting for my pal to show up with a water bottle full of vodka, that should make things more interesting
>>60309559
Post proof
>>60309708
but they only let you put their dick in them because they are crazy
Getting coffee with housemate lads.
>>60309862
don't fall in love
>>60308508
>wanting to be a fascist
>2016
>>60309509
>After a great injury a selfless, brave soldier has died. With standartenführer Voldemār Veiss we have lost one of the bravest Latvian fighters in the fight against bolshevism. Awarded with a knights cross Voldemārs Veiss was one of the first sons of his nation who admitted the need to sacrifice everything in the fight against bolshevism. And he sacrificed everything. He lived as a soldier, died as a soldier and will foreve reimain the embodiment of the Latvian spirit.
>what did he do?
Kicked commie ass all around together with the 19th
did all of /ints/ trip fags die?
>>60309757
