crayon pop edition
>>60308902
FUCK OFF YOU CUNT
brexit
kpop
niggers don't own pokemon
lads why does overprescribing antibiotics increase antibiotic resistance?
>mfw I can scientifically formulate my posts to get the maximum amount of (you)'s
>>60308902
Haha g-d these Reddit balls are funny
>>60308922
why?
>>60308905
it's the poorest state though
Kyary
>Women
>Intelligent conversation
any of you lads fancy a suck?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5e3_1464907369
x
>>60308972
added selection pressure
riley sticka appreciation thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UEpVpWd6x4
Woolfe always speaks impeccably. Shame he doesn't have a personality otherwise he would be UKIP leader
LADS
your pm come 2020
kpop?
>>60308979
yes all of the united states is better than all of the united kingdom.
>>60309015
thanks lad
>>60308979
And those are old figures for the uk for example unemployment is now 5% not 8%
>>60308902
CCCP
>>60308999
shit flag
good slag
>>60309035
yes kpop
Should I go to the party, lads? I'm a bit tired.
watching Daria
opened the third eye again lads what am i like haha
>>60309080
potato famine
>Australia
>god awful internet
>inferior freedom of speech
>censored porn
>censored vidya
>general nanny state
>shit tier media
>god awful online gaming
>god awful weather
>fucking notoriously ugly women
>shit tier accent
>fuck all to do
>god awful geography
>everything is fuckexpensive
>movies, vidya, etc is delayed
>God awful music scene
>London Olympics were 4 years ago
>>60309080
what u doing senpai?
>>60309068
Did you text the girl?
>>60309004
just because you've never met a woman like that doesn't mean we all haven't
Wankers in the chip van didn't give me my sweet chilli sauce, foods gonna be fucking cold if I go back down the pier, will have make do with the bottled shite
>>60308972
Natural selection. If you keep taking antibiotic the tiny few microbes that survive antibiotics multiply and over time they become a serious problem. Microbes can tranfer genes between species too so antibiotic resistance can spread relatively quickly which is a very bad thing
>>60308902
10,000 unelected EU bureaucrats get paid more than the Prime Minister of Great Britain
>>60309068
go on mate have a mad one
>>60309080
Shouldn't do that you could get an infection. Best leave the japs eye to the orientals, small and squinty.
>So who will you be supporting at the European championship in France?
>England: England of course!
>Wales: Wales of course!
>Republic of Ireland: Republic of Ireland of course!
>Northern Ireland: Northern Ireland of course!
>Scotland: ANYONE BUT ENGLAND FUCK THE ENGLISH. I'M NOT BITTER THE ENGLISH ARE JUST CUNTS LMAO JUNE 19TH 2014 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE LUIZ SUAREZ YOU HERO.
Ah yes very good.
>>60309147
*slams pint down*
>>60309063
What wrong with my flag?
>>60309103
>Australia
>>60309116
Wait, we're anon. How did you link todays comment to last nights, or is this a weird coincidence?
>>60309115
high on life 2bh la
>>60309133
also thank you
>>60309163
It's not just Scotland you pleb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbvbQPq4LXk
>>60309177
anglo famine
>>60309173
DON'T SPILL IT ON ME YOU CUNT
Clicked on the MLP board by accident
Bloody hell lads
WE ARE ALL AMERICAN PEOPLE
>>60308902
Bloody hell
turey suport isis
>>60309248
*replies*
Josh Shmuin is his real name and Riley Sticka lives a minutes walk away from his house and is a childhood friend.
Ignore his damage control, we found his address and family members myspace accounts as well as his accounts on other websites spouting the same plan to create the best band in the world to encourage immigration of whites to America since 2007.
We must be in the EU to be able to reform it. Just look at when Are Dave asked for things earlier in the year and they told him to fuck off
>>60309234
ur having a shocker
What is the Korean porn scene like?
>>60309197
Dunno
I was talking to some lad that wanted to go to a house party or shag a girl
I told him to invite the girl to the party and shag her after
He said he'd text her
>>60309103
bait but im bored
>god awful internet
yes
>inferior freedom of speech
only 18c
>censored porn
no
>censored vidya
not anymore
>general nanny state
mildly
>shit tier media
yeah
>god awful online gaming
if we play with other countries
>god awful weather
no
>fucking notoriously ugly women
no
>shit tier accent
no
>fuck all to do
no
>god awful geography
partially
>everything is fuckexpensive
not as bad as the UK
>movies, vidya, etc is delayed
not anymore
>God awful music scene
debatable
>>60309248
Post feet
>>60309234
try miss clicking onto /d/
>>60309283
censored
hype
>debatable
>>60309289
its a riley copypasta mate
>>60309314
thats japan you're thinking of m8
>>60309288
Haha, coincidence then. I was asking about how often is normal for texting a girl after first date last night. Then I come on here and ask if I should go to a party with my first comment of the day, and you reply with that.
2spooky4me.
bremain
This thread is literally 90% bait. What is wrong is all of you?
>>60309332
>>bait but im bored
>>60309345
depressed, lonely and bored
>any view of Australia
>debatable
>>60309337
Wew
Trippy
>>60308902
Why do brits hate the irish so much????
>>60309289
>CROIKEY BAIT BUT OIM WELL BORED EH THROW ANOTHER (you) ON THA BARBAY
Literally your post
>>60309395
we hate mexicans more
What are NI, Scotland and Wales most likely to vote, Brexit or no?
>>60309395
we don't
it's only a few autists.
we generally have a positive view of the irish.
>>60309395
they're irish
>>60309417
I live in Wales and I literally haven't seen a single Remain poster or campaigner or anything
>>60309417
scotland and NI in
wales out
>>60309417
Can they super brexit and leave the UK?
do not respond to it
>>60309432
good lad
cute lad
Who /puppies/ here?
>>60309417
NI is overwhelmingly stay
However our population is so low it's hardly relevant.
>>60309448
That's actually a really accurate image of britain
>>60309381
Go to /r9k/ with the rest of the autists then.
>>60309395
I think it's mostly Protestants from N. Ireland.
>>60309417
>The Daily Mail poll on 29 February found 33% of pro-Scottish independence voters backed a Brexit, against 25% who would vote leave.
>>60308902
Gas yourself you fucking pondlife
hope uk votes leave then Scotland wants out but they deny them a referendum
really makes u think huh
>>60309517
pipe down you scrawny rat
>>60309510
They are always making potato jokes against you :(
I was at a /brit/ meetup with a longtime friend in Eastleigh in 2013. I had never been to a place like that, but my friend was in the industry (and still is). To be honest, the party was pretty laidback and loose, like any meetup.
When I got the chance to meet Fatcam, who was making his rounds and keeping away from the liquor for the most part, I was out on the balcony with my friend. We were looking at a homeless guy shouting on the street below us. My friend thought it was hilarious for some reason. Fatcam, apparently curious about what my friend thought was so funny, sidled up to the railing beside us and gave my friend a funny look when he saw my friend so amused.
Then out of nowhere, Fatcam takes my friend's drink out of his hand, looks us dead in the eyes, and without looking down, lets the glass fall from his hand, twelve stories down, directly onto the homeless guy.
"Oops," he said in complete deadpan. He didn't betray any emotion, and we both felt like he wasn't even aware we were looking directly at him in that moment. We heard someone shout "Oh my god!" down on the street in reaction to whatever had happened to the homeless man.
Suddenly, smiled. "Laugh!" he said. "Besides, no one would believe you. You might as well enjoy that tingling sensation while it lasts. Moments like these are hard to come by."
I left the party about twenty minutes later, and found my first grey hair the next day.
What's the difference between /brit/ and /britfeel/?
>>60309537
good lass
cute lass
>>60309538
me on the left
>>60309543
>scrawny
I'm nearly bearmode you absolute stool
>>60309555
/brit/ is on a good board.
/britfeel/ is on a shit board.
[COMMENT REMOVED DUE TO HATE SPEECH VIOLATIONS. PLEASE CONTACT EUROPEAN UNION COUNCIL FOR FURTHER DETAILS.]
going to make and write a film based on /brit/
The key characters will be:
>Thainonce
>Lisicki
>Cornwall
>Sersh
>Craven
>Zoey
>Fatcam
>Caralad
>Ribena
>Bucks
>Dormers
>kentqt
>Kevin Boyle
>Yorkshire
>Tom
>The Janny
as well as some extras that will play familiar gimmick anons
The film will be a masterpiece of 21st century cinema, and should be viewed as a successor to Pulp Fiction really. It should become a cult classic even if it doesn't do so well in the Box Office.
There will be mature themes (Thailad's dark fall from grace and plunge into noncery in the East, the sad but disturbing story of Ribena as well as other dramatic plots for other characters) and cute sweet moments (The Sersh/Cornwall/Yorkshire love triangle in the second act comes to mind) but overall I want to expand on several themes, such as identity, loyalty, patriotism, satire and self-mockery. It should have bits of drama, romance, comedy, thrills, erotica and pure art scattered amongst the scenes. I want it to be a film with a big philosophical message, y'know?
I need your help here though lads:
Who should I cast as the main characters?
Who should direct this masterpiece?
Who should compose the score?
Thank you lads.
>>60309555
think brit is socially akward and britfeel is autistic imbecile that cant even maintain eye contact when talking to their parents
similar to the difference between int and r9k
>>60309602
all I heard then was squeaks
>>60309623
kentqt mentioned
the gf showing her support
>>60309623
pretending to be the janny is a bannable offence
need a gf for the summer
>>60309494
City shirts will never be acceptable.
Which Gameboy Colour colour did you lads have? Don't mind me, purple master race.
stop fucking replying to him
>>60309646
more like kentobesity
>>60309552
Don't really care that much.
>>60309663
waheey football banter get the beers in lads lads lads
>>60309664
had a yellow pikachu one
>>60309623
It should basically be a bunch of art house like vignettes.
>>60309646
>qt
one of those ironic names I assume
Only the lefty metropolitan bourgeoisie think multiculturalism is great because they live in the big cities. They have all the fancy Belgian bars and fancy Arab restaurants and bars and clubs and shops of different nationalities and cultures.
But go to anywhere outside of a big city and what do you have? How does it effect the real people? Overpopulated towns, decaying terraced housing turned into the same old kebab/chinese/indian takeaway you get everywhere else, a changing demographic due to the amount of people living in such a small population compared to the cities, strained services and even more competition for the already competitive market for minimum wage retail jobs.
These people have never stepped foot inside Bradford or Rotherham or Luton etc etc etc etc. They'll never understand what it's like for the average person as they look down on them, scoff and call them bigots
>>60309646
>qt
>>60309623
you'll have to make a lot of the characters blakc if you want a grant
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/jul/08/film-bfi-diversity-rules-access-to-lottery-funding
http://news.sky.com/story/1706559/live-gove-arrives-for-eu-vote-grilling
Gove brexit debate live
They've also got Gove to sit down unlike Cameron and his stupid posing
>>60309738
famine of the potato variety
reminder that kentqt is an objective 6/10 and if you wouldn't have sex with her you are a turbonormie or a turboautist
>>60309646
Would penetrate
>>60309738
its /brit/ of course they will be black
>>60309645
You're a lonely virgin with no mates
>>60309612
>>60309628
>>60309641
/r9k/ is properly horrendous, I go there the odd time out of curiosity or to make myself feel better but I can never read for more than 10 minutes. It's like event horizon but it brings you to autism instead of hell.
Going out.
Haha proper normie me
>>60309766
I'd have sex with any woman who gave me the light of day
>>60309766
but she's a dyke
>>60309754
That Islam guy thinks he's Frost but he's just an annoying cunt that won't let anyone finish a sentence
>dat audience applauding Gove
BREXIT HAPPENING
>>60309766
Are these new?
COME TO YORKSHIRE
>>60309788
*glasses you*
>>60309813
this is easily the worst gimmick ever
>>60309799
it is well documented that she is a slag and loves willy
post a normmal photo of this kent'qt'
she looks pretty fucking ugly from what i can see
Focus on what you're good at
>>60309664
Literally had the exact same one in the exact same colour and had that exact game (super mario land 1989)
did you sneak into my house to take this pic
>>60309754
cameron asked to stand
>>60309774
try again
>>60309821
*brushes my teeth*
>we will never be americas closest ally again
Feels bad t b h, I'm a big proponent of the Special Relationship, even if we came of at times as subservient.
>>60309828
Jackin off t b h
>>60309828
Stevein off t b h
>>60309815
'no'
>>60309828
nothing lol
>>60309846
Cuck
>>60309660
Have mine, she's clingy and I'm about to dump her anyway
>>60309809
it's only been a minute and I can't stand this stupid paki fuck
>>60309738
kek
Britains War Record in WW2 - Nothing to be proud of?
Timeline
1936-1939 - Utter cowardice and craven subservience to the Nazi's
1939 - Declares War on Germany. Seriously thinks about declaring war on the USSR.
1940 - Defeat in Norway
1940 - Defeat in France
1940 - Bankrupt, out with the begging bowl. US sends a load of broken rifles and shitty destroyers in exchange for all of Britains gold. USA intecepts British bullion ship of Ghana and confiscates entire contents. (See Clive Ponting - 1940 Myth and Reality for more info on this incident).
1940 - Battle of Britain. Highlight of the war, even though no victory was won. On a sidenote, how many of you British people realise that you lost more fighters than Germany lost bombers? Look it up.
1941 - Defeat in Greece and Crete
1942 - Defeat in Hong Kong, Singapore and Malaya. Full retreat in Burma
1942 - Wins only battle of the war, and only then because of American hardware. El Alamein. Loses horrendous casualties through sub-WW1 tactics
1943 - Slowly progresses through Italy using American tanks and New Zealand blood. Begins to bomb Germany using mostly Canadian blood. Defeat in the Greek Islands (Dodecanes Campaign)
1943 - No progress against Japanese in Burma even though big American brothers have now taken over the real fighting in the Pacific theatre.
1944 - 1945 - Reduced to the status of American sidekick. Churchill ignored by Roosevelt.
1945 - Allows Poland, the country it went to war to defend to become a brutalized Soviet vassal.
War ends, so lets sum up Britains war aims shall we
1. To preserve the Empire.....failed.
2. To protect the independence of Poland...failed
3. To prevent German domination of Europe..failed
1946 - 2016 American lapdog and/or Aircraft Carrier, depending on your point of view.
Haha. The only thing you have to be proud of is a myth.
kentqt and poleboo are stunning
>>60309846
Can you please stop?
>>60309846
there are no friends in global politics really, just people who stay together for periods of self interest. bit sad but over time everyone (except portugal, based portugal) leaves us but will return.
>>60309664
I had the turquoise one
>>60309883
Says one of those irreleshit Eastern Europoors.
me and a mate
>>60309900
Read exactly 0 words of this post
hmmm just discovered i made a very similar post to this on the 18th february (>>60309766)
(http://desustorage.org/int/thread/55240667/#55242105)
>tfw fitizen will never ever come back to /brit/
why even post here anymore? fuck this place
no fatcam, no craven, no fitizen, no brum, just lisicki and his autism
>>60309820
Joke's on you. I already have glasses.
Sarah bonito
>>60309841
No cba, but you know I'm right
>>60309958
nice shoop.
>>60309920
What? First time I've posted today m80, what's going on?
>>60309964
>I can hover over this to see it
wow
>>60309774
z
>>60309664
if you didn't have the pikachu one you're a runt
>>60309958
based
Faisal Islam thinks he's Paxman. Fucking hell, shut up and let the guy answer the question
>>60309900
Quality bait but mostly wrong or cherry picking
>>60309928
Yeah I know I'm just naive. Always liked the idea of the USA and the UK together.
Remind that using signatures is against the rules
>>60309980
But I know you're wrong?
Try again matey
*joins the Know-Nothing Party*
ahhh, yes
>>60310017
He got ravaged by cameron yesterday
Tried to look the hard man and kept interrupting and getting angry but cameron just say there calm and collected with his pre written lines and trotted out message barely being challenged
Get Andrew neil in instead
spiderman bedsheets
>>60310090
Hung
>>60310002
what a world we live in
thoughts on this video?
https://youtu.be/0AMPffnLDnc
>spiderboo
this paki is making me fucking fuming
J O B
D E S T R Y O I N G
M A C H I N E
Lads, why is it becoming increasingly difficult to trust people these days? Things seemed a lot more straight forward in the early noughties.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEUzIP1Ap2U
>>60310090
imagining all the flak he's getting for this and having a laugh
>Who /civicnationalism/ here?
>>60310134
are they isis or fsa or kurdish or what the fuck are they how do you even tel they all shout allahu achbar
>Spiderboo
>AKA Peter Parker-stani
G O V E
S T A N D I N G
S T R O N G
>>60310051
Yes it is isn't it, Hertfordshire flag user :^)
>>60310134
what gun is that?
>>60310035
I quit watching One Piece shortly after the Fishman Island Arc started. I don't know know how some people can keep watching such a repetitive series.
>>60310222
alri
WHY IS THIS PAKI SUCH A SMUG FUCKING CUNT
>>60310051
Ban all reddit flaggers
>>60310204
I am not using it in that case anyway, Edinburgh flag user
god gnikcuf siht ta kool
>>60310239
HE JUST CAUGHT HIMSELF OUT
THAT AUDIENCE BOO
>>60310190
Brigades of Abu Amarah
They are sniping Regime Shabiha
>>60310208
Not sure
>>60310134
This film is sure madness; a mess of epic proportions with so many odd features, amateur features, wooden acting, and loose ends that should technically derail the picture but, for some reason, do not. This is a charismatic film. One that doesn't allow itself to exercise more than what it is. It's silly, never boring, and embraces badness with a sense of lax, carefree fun
>>60310222
hi
>>60310270
Me behind the camera
BWAHAHAHAAHAHA
What is the epigenetic legacy of the potato famine?
>Lads, why is it becoming increasingly difficult to trust people these days? Things seemed a lot more straight forward in the early noughties.
B T F O
R
E
X
I
T
bloody hell someone just got his willy shot
>>60310317
>>60310222
>>60310306
post slug you shits
Trump's portfolio contains some amazing assets, some of the great buildings of the world.
Whats going on, lads?
THEY'RE
JUST
BEDSHEETS
>>60310384
poleaboo for prison snitch
>>60310134
Reported to gee cee aitch kew
>>60310348
what I show you on webcam lad is JUST BETWEEN US
What is the end goal of diversity? Should we all be brown skinned, brown eyed, black haired mixed race people that speak in American English? Is that our destiny? Londonfication throughout all of Britain and Europe? Am I wrong for thinking this is a hellish outcome?
>>60310384
>this person spends all day living in his room because his parents him and posts on 4chan all day out of boredom
sounds great
>>60310411
if you were born as that how would you feel? i think i would be fine with it t︃bh
Gove is achieving Trump level savagery
>>60310411
rórké
>>60310384
inb4 the whitecoats take you away
>high test Lexi will never be your gf
Also explain this 'spider man bedsheets' meme
@10384
you forgot you report (resulting in a ban) poleaboo
>Kay Burley
>>60310376
why post the ugliest member?
I'm about 20 mins behind on this Michael gove debate but I'm 100% sure that Faisal Islam just read out one of my EU pastebins for trolling brexiteers
Almost word for word haha
YOU'RE
FIRED
>>60310498
Prime late 90s Kay Burley was top tier hate-wank material
>>60310501
>why post the ugliest member?
Gove caught him out well there by bringing up his statement from Cameron's debate.
I feel like he doesn't really believe the 35 gorillion number though, he's just in too deep to go back on it.
>>60310534
after one of Gove's points he went ah yes
Faisal confirmed for /brit/ poster
Currently performing an excrement evacuation
>>60310534
Faisal gets btfo it's brilliant
>>60310524
Ebin meming, reposted to /r/4chan
>>60310540
Can't stand this twat
well?
Diversity simply means less white people
>>60310597
Me neither but he's killing it right now
>>60310609
can still remember the replies from when this was posted before
>>60310597
His banter goes way above your head, clearly
>>60310573
Thought it was a bit harsh from Gove
the point of the interviewer is to be like a devils advocate
>>60310597
he's doing pretty well desu
Can't wait to hang this badboy up on my wall lads
