>mfw most americans don't even own a kettle (since, if they drink coffee they usually just use a coffee maker of some sort), but of the slight chance that they drink tea/need to make tea, they use a microwave to heat up the water
What the fuck
>>60299531
What the fuck why are they so primitive?
Don't need no microwave for sweet tea which is the only kind of that sissy drink any honest to goodness G*d fearing American should be drinking.
>>60301256
>drinks coffee, a drink made popular by people with brown skin
>he doesn't drink pure phenolaline
It's almost like you don't want to be american.
>>60299583
Because using a kettle is like not eating pre processed food.
It keeps you on the ground.
>>60299531
>packaging says that i'm supposed to cook w/e meat in the oven for close to an hour
>put in the microwave for five mins instead
works like a charm
>>60301400
>NOT RECOMMENDED FOR MICROWAVE PREPARATION
bitch just tell us the best way we're going to nuke it anyway
>>60301256
>double negative
are you a nigger :D
