>one chance at life
>sail straight past australia
>settle in new zealand
What were you ancestors thinking?
>one chance at moving to the New World
>they choose the South
hi
>>60299384
Is life good to you in New Zealand where did your ancestors come from?
>>60299545
no it is shti polease visit australia
>giving birth to me in the first place
LITERALLY what were my parents thinking, are they fucking retarded?
>>60299814
holy shit kek
>be my dad
>bored at a new years eve party
>my parents go home
>they engage in intercourse
>my mum becomes pregnant
>I'm born
>I grow up thinking I'm normal and healthy
>get to puberty
>my dad passed on the small dick gene
HAHAHA GOT YOU GOOD SON!!
>>60299198
"Europe is shit and I'd like to live somewhere that isn't even worse."
Australian accent sounds barbaric.
Godbless, USA litteraly steamrolled the anglo world (thanks to France)
>>60299961
>dad is a fucking artist
>mom is a fucking poet
>they're both autistic and my dad is probably schizophrenic too
>THEY ALSO BOTH HAVE PISS POOR EYESIGHT
>my dad actually fucks my mom 4 times
>out comes me and my 3 siblings
>all of us except my brother are autistic and have bad eyesight
>dad beats my mom and get separated when I'm 12
>both my parents are living on welfare and so am I
IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO FABRICATE A TALE SUCH AS THIS
>one chance at life
>build a formidable culture
>hundreds of years pass
>your descenants still shit on the streets
JUST checkin'
>>60300000
>>60299198
>"Wew it sure is hot and desertic in that gigantic island why the fuck would we settle here ? Look, I can see beautiful mountains and nice forests over there, let's build there instead"
Pretty simple tb.h
