our nige edition
hi how are you
hi how are you
6'6" and built like a brick shithouse lads
like to see that 6'4" runt have a go at me
hi how are you
fucking work haven't even paid me wtf, fuming desu
>>60284421
I'll fucking lay you out
I'm set like a statue
>>60284438
>>60284451
*pushes you over*
There will be positives and negatives whether we leave the EU or not. The arguments, financially, from both sides prove that no one knows what would happen. So that's no reason not to vote Brexit. No one can predict the future, no one would do anything or leave the house if they based their decisions in life on not knowing what would happen if they did something.
The real debate should be an ideological one, because that's the only constant, the only thing people know for certain. Which is why I'm voting brexit because I'm strongly against what the EU stands for as a political entity
just shat my pants but cant be fucked getting up to change
just going to fall asleep in it
>>60284460
This is why the Rasheeds will conquer the West
>>60284494
bit grim that
In Tesco
>There will be positives and negatives whether we leave the EU or not. The arguments, financially, from both sides prove that no one knows what would happen. So that's no reason not to vote Brexit. No one can predict the future, no one would do anything or leave the house if they based their decisions in life on not knowing what would happen if they did something.
>The real debate should be an ideological one, because that's the only constant, the only thing people know for certain. Which is why I'm voting brexit because I'm strongly against what the EU stands for as a political entity
>>60284494
your ballbag will be nicely marinated by tomorrow morning
>>60284438
>>60284460
does he ever do any work or just stuff like this
>>60284427
not bad wby??
>>60284535
Too busy having a cheeky spliff in his office to get any work done
i'm not racist but i honestly think that nonwhites are parasites and the world would be better off if they were all killed
not racist though
*tags you in a black ppl meme on facebook*
ummm this is actually us hahaha
I'm so fucking tired
>>60284523
Outrageously good post. Don't know how anyone can top it. We have truly entered a new age of /brit/
>>60284572
I too believe whites are the master race and everyone else should be genocided
not a racist, simply a race realist
>>60284572
>>60284588
>>60284594
hey haha prepared for the storm tomorrow
reckon about 70% of these posts are Ed
cancer was invented by the jews to sell sunscreen
>(yet)
It's over, lads. Drumpf is going to be elected president of the United States and the world as we know it will end. He's basically Hitler 2.0 if you don't already know. Fuck I'm so scared right now.
any tips for removing any jewish influences from my mind and chakras?
I've stopped listening to the radio and watching TV
>>60284588
*15 second video of a 5 second repeated clip of children dancing*
ahhhhhh me and you on the dance floor babe x
>>60284535
It's Canada. It's not like there's much work to do anyways.
>>60284652
My friend told me her little sister (she's Mexican American) was so scared the "bad man on TV" who wanted to find her and get rid of her. Shes was crying and checked all the doors and windows incase someone showed up to take her away...sad thing is a little 6 year old girl is living in fear of someone (TRUMP) trying to take her away :/
>>60284674
maple syrup tariffs
genuinely cant think of anything else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3bZ7SQJe4s
ah yes "America"
>>60284694
wtf I hate trump now
Fucking hate French Canadians t b h
They sail down here on Lake Champlain where I like to fish and they're always old people who sail naked
>>60284572
>>60284603
i feel the same way about women too btw but they play a vital role in continuing our species so we need them
if they didnt have that theyd be no better than shitskins
>>60284734
sounds pretty funny if i was being honest (I am)
So you retards are all voting leave right
>>60284762
hell yeah dude! YEEHAW!
>>60284762
No.
>>60284765
woke
>>60284765
fuckin owned desu
There's 2 sides to me :
The nicest poster you'll ever meet
and
TWISTED FUCKING GIMMICK POSTER
>>60284762
No. I'd rather we didn't go in to a recession.
look at this fucking dog
>order pizza
>niraj hasn't turned his tracking on
best part of my week ruined
Fuck sake lads
First day as a domino's pizza guy and I can't work my fucking sat nav thingy, I've wound up in the fucking UK with some cunt's pizza
>>60284762
fuck off racist
>>60284830
House of Cards >(very slightly) Better Call Saul>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Game of Thrones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSGWoXDFM64
/brit/ lads
>>60284771
>>60284783
>>60284810
I knew it. I guess you bongs can't handle a stable economy, respect in the world, and a strong leader.
Somebody bullies me: ummm i dont care lol :)
Somebody bullies Ed: It's on bucko!
>>60284830
i fuckin love the doms pizza tracker
>>60284830
>ordering pizza at 9am
what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>60284810
there's another financial crash coming whether we stay in or not
>>60284826
stop this immediately
if you only get your political opinions from what you read on the news your shouldn't have an opinion
stay woke
>>60284930
I get my news from /pol/ and I'm voting remain.
>>60284957
that aint woke son
u gotta bees on dat graph and statistics shit b
1/2
actually hate the transgenders
haha
2/2
>>60285091
hate the game not the players
>>60285117
do you mean to tell me gender is a social construct?
lads I'm about ready to collapse but I have to finish this essay
>>60285146
essay wanker
>>60284392
that pic is literally my face when we btfo england out of euro 2016
>>60285140
no i mean you shouldnt hate the deeply confused and damaged people that become trannies, more the people who have created an environment that encourages them to take cancerous hormones and mutilate themselves instead of getting therapy
Relocated from Tesco to McDonald's for my poo and even THEY have a mirror on the back of the door
Fucking sick of this meme
>>60285146
essay wanker loves writing his essays
>buy thing at 7am
>pay for 24h shipping
>they didn't ship it that day
are they allowed to do that?
>>60285299
what the fuck kind of bathroom is this?
>>60285299
Show monster dong
I definitely do NOT love writing essays
[COMMENT HIDDEN IN RESPONSE TO THE EUROPEAN HATE SPEECH CENSORSHIP ACT]
another day to waste on the 'chon
This kid used to go to my school
He's literally defending the fact that we pay in more money than we get back
>At least 22 people have died in the northern Indian city of Mathura after police began to remove members of a sect from a park they had been occupying.
>"We had gone to clear the area but were fired upon by the miscreants. Two of our men died," a senior police officer, Hari Ram Sharma, told the AFP news agency.
>Mr Sharma said police had responded with live fire.
mental
http://news.sky.com/story/1706239/pocket-money-gender-gap-boys-get-12-percent-more
is this satirical?
>>60285479
No. It was in the newspaper a few months ago
>get job in a school
>get email asking me to call to arrange some contract thing
>send back email
>get nothing back
>two weeks later
>recheck email, see how I made mistake
>its school holidays at the moment
how fucked am I with this job? I called em a few times this morning but nobody answered
any lads live in cambridge?
>>60285502
>get email asking to call
>send back an email instead
You weapons grade cretin
woke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhCRbZ0cOnM
>>60285520
Everyone makes mistakes.
>>60285515
yes. doing a maths degree.
>>60285528
I don't
>>60285515
yes in fact i am the king of cambridge, ama
>>60285532
>>60285549
what is a good area to live in?
>>60285515
Cambridgeshire
>>60285540
your mother did
Howdy neighbours!
How is M&S perceived in ther UK? Is it cheap, posh, somewhere in between? Does it target a particular crowd?
>>60285566
the main bit
>>60285574
Yours too, fukd and chukd haha
>>60285594
posh. right up there with waitrose
>>60284392
hihihihihihihihihhihi
>>60285605
poor comeback
>>60285640
lähteä lätkimään
>>60285594
what >>60285635 said. Pretty much Waitrose for old people.
>>60285652
it was a mistake tbf
>>60285635
>>60285661
OK, though I had never heard about Waitrose. So it's expensive quality goods, still cheaper than Selfridges?
stay waked :) haha xx
>>60285594
DAT MEAL DEAL
>>60285699
selfridges is literal billionaire tier, not really the same
>>60285699
you're getting confused now
marks is a sort of supermarket department store hybrid, with the supermarket being the main face, especially in the smaller shops
so it is seen as an upmarket supermarket.
in terms of a department store it is more on the affordable side. selfridges is much posher
>brits discussing grocery stores again
howl every time
>>60285699
Selfridges? They sell clothing, electronics and furniture etc whereas Waitrose focuses on food.
The average person who shops at Waitrose most likely shops at Selfridges, too. I shop at both anyway purely because you get free coffee at Waitrose.
>>60285780
shut up you damned yank clone, do not make me come over there
>>60285566
A house
>>60285780
discuss this
*unzips dick*
>>60285814
>I'll have you know I buy my food at a VERY exclusive store you backwater yokel
>>60285780
>grocery store
FOY
just cummed
>>60285835
> store
FUCK
OFF
YANK
TWAT
>>60285843
good lad
>>60285780
Lel it is kinda funny how it's a semi-common subject of discussion.
>>60285855
>>60285842
>>60285828
I could actually knock you flat easy as pie my friends
>>60285746
>you're getting confused now
Well, all these shops are absolutely unheard of in France, and probably the rest of Europe.
We used to have a few M&S here but they decided to retreat back to motherland a while back.
So I can only build a scale with things I +/- have an experience with. Thanks for the input!
>>60285798
Hum, okay. We do have that kind of thing here as well. Thanks!
>>60285780
My fault. I regret nothing.
>>60285901
>easy as pie
FOY
>my mummy shops at waitrose
>yeah well daddy shops at selfridge!
going to shit in everyone's breakfast cereal today
>>60285925
that's ok
the only french one I can ever remember is e.leclerc
>>60285936
this meme has ridded any chance of counter-bance
>>60285951
Congratulations, runt.
*whips your hat off and throws it into the incinerator*
You've just lost your hat privileges. Now get back to shovelling you foul beast.
Fuck, yesterday was the first time i watched some of Nigels speeches. The man is on fire.
Either he is one of the better speakers i have seen, or the people they are setting him up with in debates are mumbling retards who lack basic cognitive functions.
>>60285952
*slides my cereal bowl in front of you*
>>60285983
I co-invented this meme
you shall treat me with due respect or you will find early death, runt-boy
>>60285925
M&S is here, so I'm sure they're elsewhere too.
>>60285993
little bit of both
>>60285951
It's selfridges not selfrige you foolish runt
*grabs you by the scruff of the neck*
No slop for you this week
*lobs you into the runt pit and turns on the scalding water shower*
>in a whatsapp group with a load of the gf's mates because we're all going to India later this year
>they're all freaking out because of terrorists
>one of them is going to fucking Turkey later this month
Fuck sake haha
>>60285993
see >>60286009
He's an MEP so he has to deal with retards consistently.
Big Dave can see how good Nigel is at speaking so he slapped Nigel with the racist label (racist against who? we'll never know) and that rules out 75% of people from ever voting for UKIP.
Once you're labelled racist you're dead - true or no.
Reading a copy of FHM and Maria Ozawa said she'd be OK with a taller man. "Maybe 5' 4", 5' 4" ". Fucking crying with laughter at the thought of a "man" being that "tall".
I'm 6' 5" so how am I not having sex with her already?
>>60286004
I've just read we do have (at least) one in Paris, but that hardly count as "in France". Paris is… special.
>>60286039
>Load of the gf's mates because we're all going to India later this year
Sounds fucking shit
>>60286066
Nobody likes skyscrapers.
>>60284392
WHEN ARE YOU VOTING LADS?
JUST OPEN THE DOOR ALREADY, SO WE CAN GET OUT TOO
REEEEEEEEE
ran out of coffee beans so I am drinking instant like a pleb
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>60286066
>japanese bird who looks white
im confused
>>60286090
It's for a wedding tbf
What holidays have you and your gf been on with a load of mate then?
>Molyneux and Sargon
>>60285192
quite insightful desu
>>60286120
Half Canadian, lad.
>>60286116
i too like playing fable and talking to big sam
>>60286106
>Little brother is 14
>Even though 14 year olds can't vote he asked people in his school who they would vote for if they could (I assume 18 year olds would have the same opinions)
>100% want to stay
>All for the same exact reason
>"Uhh I guess I just want to travel around Europe when I'm older."
And that's literally it.
THAT'S LITERALLY IT.
PEOPLE WHO KNOW NOTHING OTHER THAN THAT FACT ARE GOING TO VOTE IN THEIR MILLIONS.
REEEEEEE
too busy to fap for three days and then went and shot myself in the face
all of you lads will work for me one day
Getting my daily dose of h3h3productions lads
why does my gf keep calling me when she's drunk? Literally 8 phonecalls last night.
Do girls have an off button or silent mode?
>>60286170
*punches you*
>>60286128
Fair
Me and my gf don't go away together with other mates, not sure why you would
>>60286164
what foes this even mean?
>>60286192
*dies and shit his clothes*
>>60286165
they've got a point to be fair lad, when i want to nip down spain for a tan i dont want to have to apply for a visa
Citizens should be free to vote for and support they like, lambasting masses of people and considering them as uneducated, unknowing fools for who they vote for is morally wrong and a testament to one's own ignorance
If you tend to disagree you should not loathe them
>>60286193
It's literally just because of the wedding
We're having a week to ourselves in Goa on the way back
>>60286222
Goa nd kill yourself
>>60286209
*despoils corpse*
>>60286214
Small price to pay
>>60286214
That's like wanting to get rid of our military because it saves money.
It doesn't even bother entertaining the other side of the argument.
>>60286248
I regularly shop at Waitrose, M&S, Selfridges and Liberty if I'm feeling slightly low-brow.
All of you will work for me one day.
*Leads you all blindly into the runt pit*
*Locks the door*
Haha, where is my driver? If he's late he'll be going in the runt pit with the rest of you.
>>60286222
Fair enough, enjoy it
>>60286046
Yea, i saw it in a few clips that people called him racist, and he just asked against who or why, and no one had an answer.
My top clip was the one where some guy pestered him about one of Nigels people being some kind of ex porn star. And he had literally no argument as why that would be bad.
>>60286248
Could've just been "Goan kill yourself" but good one
>>60286112
don't start the aeropress meme again
*squeals*
*becomes hysterical over minor issues*
*starts frothing at the mouth*
>>60286275
>he actually deals with the runts face to face
>he doesn't have his staff take care of them
Can literally smell the povvo on you
>>60286205
bog sim his sargon
Selfridges isn't even billionaire tier lads, it's always full of blacks and Asians buying the cheapest thing available so they can carry a Selfridges bag around.
>>60286214
If only we could negotiate a deal with eu countries that would remove the need for visas, but keep certain requirements like checks on borders and having a passport.
If only. But alas, the only option is to completely abolish borders, and make smuggling even easyer.
The amount of white shit on this orange is taking the pith
actually despise all normie twats
>>60286327
I always see Harrods bags here weirdly enough, mostly fake no doubt but a bit mad nonetheless
>>60286314
I wouldn't trust a runt with buying items for me, I'd rather make the sacrifice of talking to worker ants instead of trusting one to deliver my clothes to me.
>>60286116
Sargon is on holiday
What is a runt?
>>60286385
>>60286327
do people really do this?
>>60286405
*hands you a mirror*
>>60286405
Several things. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/runt#Noun
>>60286412
Thanks. What am I supposed to do with this?
>>60286409
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgYKOIBtIOk
>>60286309
>next girl i get feelings for who hurt me
>Ima find her, nigga
...
>>60286412
ahh yes
http://www.strawpoll.me/10384190
http://www.strawpoll.me/10384190
http://www.strawpoll.me/10384190
>>60286430
It's a picture of a runt, mate, have a look
>>60286412
good post
>>60286405
nasty sweets
>>60286317
>bog sim
made up drivel
>>60286444
and suck his dick ON GOD
>>60286444 (trips)
And suck his dick on god, exactly.
>>60286444
Find her nigga not find her, nigga
Fuck sake, I'm not even a yank and I got that
>>60286437
for a buddhist country everyone sure is bothered about looking rich.
How much does the average thai earn? Like £300/month or something?
>>60286409
Yes. I've actually often seen really worn down 'designer' carrier bags carried around Central London. Even weirder is going back to my parent's area and seeing people carrying Harrod's and Selfridges bags despite living 50 miles away from the shop.
I don't quite understand it myself, I always get things delivered.
>>60286452
Why is there no No option?
For that reason I will not be participating.
>>60286437
actual runts
http://www.strawpoll.me/10384199
http://www.strawpoll.me/10384199
http://www.strawpoll.me/10384199
>>60286512
No communists allowed to vote on my polls.
>>60286551
bigot
>>60286551
racist
the gf
>>60286538
I shop at aldi, you cunt.
>>60286551
rourke
>>60286551
sexist
>>60286594
t. Mateusz Sidorovicz
>>60286592
That's a boyfriend.
>>60286510
There's adverts on the underground (tube) TVs telling people to be less materialistic, kind etc.
It's not too bad for a capitalist country.
I believe the average wage for a decent tier job to be around 584 quid a month. (30k), but starting wages can be around half that. This is Bangkok though, not the rest of Thailand.
>>60286628
Mate, I am 100% white Irish.
Hi lads, just want you all to know that I really enjoy shitposting with you and every little (You) i get warms my heart a bit and makes me forget about the sad things in life.
Thanks lads.
>>60286511
guess they all fell for the marketing jew
Internet gf told me she can't talk long today because she's going to meet some guy friend of hers
Bit sad but I hope she has a good time. Told me they used to go out.
shorty you know what it do
>>60286677
potato famine
>>60286628
Purebred english mate.
'lly 'akes 'u 'ink
>>60286654
t. Patrick "Paddy" O'lafferty
>>60286694
t. Thomas Parker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dzOsM0gTw
>>60286719
Don't give a shit about yank politics
Fuck off
>>60286650
how do people even afford cars there? Do you see alot of BM/Mercs etc? Is that the sign of a super rich person there?
*opens the door to /brit/*
hello children I am home
*you all run over to me tugging my white robes asking questions and telling me about your gimmicks*
ah ha ha ha yes, in good time little ones - first we must all go for some ice cream
*you all become excited and run around while I try and load you in the back of the truck*
goodbye now children
*close truck door revealing the words "GLUE FACTORY"*
*go back inside to read the FT*
becoming increasingly convinced my life is not going to get better desu
>>60286818
haha
>>60286818
Convert to Islam.
>>60286818
just be yourself
>>60286806
good gimmick
>>60286818
what's troubling you?
>>60286806
Fuck off back to prison-land.
>white irish
Has there ever been a bigger oxymoron?
>>60286818
you and me both buddy
>>60286853
British muslim
the gimmicks leave me wanting today
>>60286789
Don't know about Thailand but a few Asian countries have massive import taxes (200% in the Philippines) on foreign cars. Obviously, it's possible to just pay the guy in customs a bit of money to pass the car through, though.
It's literally a status symbol to drive an mx-5 (not even a brand new one) in the Philippines, owning a BMW is billionaire tier.
>>60286839
potato famine
Why is this seat the most comfy on the bus?
>>60286845
Tad Rude
>>60286878
Nah, the one opposite that is.
>>60286878
Normies at the back didn't know what they were missing.
>>60286878
Ah yes the "lone crazy who talks nonsense to the bus driver" seat
>>60286878
why is it still light out
hell yeah i smoke weed got a problem? fuck off!
Should I get nik-naks or doritos from the food van?
Or something else?
>>60286853
>>white irish
>Has there ever been a bigger oxymoron?
Irish people.
>>60286839
that's the problem
>>60286843
nearly 25
only jobs i can land are shit fast food or restaurant gigs and working those kill my soul
desocialised to the extreme
kv
pretty standard /r9k/ REEEE stuff i guess
except i'm socially competent and look normal
>>60286878
Haven't been on a bus in fucking years because everything's in walking distance at uni
> tfw going to have to learn how to use buses next year when I move to a bigger city
Any tips lads? How do buses work? How do you know where they're going to go?
Do you just pay a set amount and then wait until it gets to your stop, or do you have to pay more for longer journeys?
Don't understand
The UK is gonna leave the EU, because old fucks vote, and even though they're nearly dead and don't deserve a say on our future, the fucking walking cadavers, they're gonna choose my future, no matter what vote or election.
>>60286878
because it's an unpaired seat
Taking a risk, having a punt, having a go, that pumps me up.
>>60286789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eNqXBAezps
A lot of cars are made here, it's a pretty big industry. You mostly see Toyotas etc. as a result, however you wouldn't have to wait long to see a BMW or a Merc, they're quite popular, and no it's not a super rich status symbol, it's a 'doing well' status symbol. Ferraris and lambos etc. are for the super rich, and this taxi (kek).
