>be me
>gringo
>take a walk to get tacos at 12am
>go down the wrong alleyway
>teenage boy asks me if I want cocaine, pot, or hookers
>bums a cigarette off me, shows me his knife and bag of crack
>offers to walk me across the park to get tacos
>nope.jpeg
>turn around and try again
>walk on other side of the park
>fat underage hooker comes out of the dark and grabs my cock
>asks if I want company
>nope.jpeg
Wew lads, who else is on vacation?
>>60282628
Gee Anon I hope you're inside now. Stay safe.
To answer your question, not I.
>>60282628
>vacationing in Nicaragua
>>60282670
Just got back after posting. Went to Colombia last summer, I know better than to walk around with a cell phone or too much cash at night in Latinoamerica
I just got back from a "vacation" to my parents house so I could see my old dentist and get a root canal after one of my fillings cracked open and caused an abscess which made half my face swell up like a chipmunk.
Now its all better and I'm on a MUCH better "vacation" of completely unnecessary but very enjoyable hydrocodone.
I think I would have preferred the pot though... cocaine gives me a migrane.
>>60282690
>he doesn't know
>>60283089
The risk of getting stabbed or mutilated by machete-wielding teenagers is half the fun, lads.
>Tacos in Nicaragua
wew lad
>>60283131
Everything is closed, this town is small as fuck
>>60283115
You must be one big bitch then.
I would rather go anywhere in the world but central America. I don't understand why it never evolved out of being such a shithole
>Vacation in South America
this is what poorfags do. You might as well stay there with your kind
>>60283214
Whatever makes you feel better, Cletus
>>60283227
already met a bunch of Aussies here, they love it. They're surprisingly not Bogan-ish, usually Aussie travelers are wew lad beer types
>>60283270
I've also been to Iceland and bunch of other places. Stay mad, passport-less faggot
>>60283283
Aussies love to travel but the bogans usually go to specific safe areas like Bali. Travelling to central America is rare. My sister is going there this year
>>60283338
Really? I always meet loads of Aussies wherever I go. I couldn't seem to dodge them in Colombia when I went last year. Pretty chill folks, but I appreciate running into the ones who aren't just about getting trashed and snorting coke. Where's your sister going?
>>60282628
You can only be outside at midnight in European cities. Certainly not in Latin America
>>60283817
Went around plenty at night in Medellin, Cartagena, Bogotá, etc. Only time I felt sketched out in Colombia was when I took a late night walk near the Las Aguas Transmilenio station in Bogota
>>60283270
>american education
>>60284331
Got zika yet?
