What was his fucking problem?
>>60276449
he has autism
he was diagnosed with a Napoleon complex from a young age.
>>60276449
>balding
>his wife cucked him
>has cancer
>the eternal anglo
He had quite a lot of problems
Winter.
he wasn't aware he us supposed to quit at his peak
He was Italian. Nuff said.
>>60276540
>his wife cucked him
That's not unusual. In the Egyptian campaign Napoleon fucked one of his officer's wife and sent the officer back home.
Overconfidence. Typical psychopath.
>>60276599
I mean swapping wives isn't unusual for the French. The French are fucking degenerates.
>>60276636
yeah, but his wife cucking him actually got to him. He got butthurt about even on his deathbed, he still went /r9k/ for Josephine.
He lived one of the greatest lives of any man EVER, how is anything he due to a problem?
>>60276539
kek
He was trying to improve Europe
>>60276449
Being a Corsican
>tfw no napoléon IV to make France and Europe great again
bad bitches
>>60277499
>mfw there's a """French""" """"King"""" that calls himself """""Louis XX""""" (real name: Luis Alfonso Gonzalo Víctor Manuel Marco de Borbón y Martínez-Bordiú)
>mfw some top-class autists say he's not legitimate and only recognize """"Henri VII"""" as the current """King of France"""
>>60277940
>mfw Napoleon was born "Napoleone di Buonaparte"
>>60276576
>>60278097
Yes, we understood terroni, Napoléon was corsican.
May I remember you that at this time, Italia was a french vessel [aka little bitch] si everything from italia was rightful french possession.
I insist tho on """ corsican""", which is not italian.
He had scabies.
>>60278097
The point is that Napoléon conquered his own throne, while """"""Louis XX"""""" does nothing at all, yet pretends to be king.
And some French autists do believe it, and unironically genuflect in front of him (I mean physically) like he's an actual ruler
He tried to stop the Eternal Anglo.
You should have listened.
>>60276539
underrated post
>>60276449
He was too good for this world.
>>60278329
He may have been born in Corsica, but his family was of noble Tuscan heritage. Do you really think some random Corsican goat fucker would become one of the greatest military leaders in the world?
>>60278554
Listened to what? He was a good goy.
>"Napoleon Bonaparte of the First French Empire enacted laws that emancipated European Jews from old laws restricting them to ghettos..."
>>60278698
It happens, that's the magic of the French Republic
We don't fuck goats on our national clay though
>>60278740
He tried to supplant the english crown. Too late, unfortunately.
He didn't like them very well actually.
>>60278757
>it's the magic of master race Tuscan genetics
Fix'd.
Pic related, another Tuscan.
>>60276449
A difference between British and French units of length labeled him a short arse for all eternity even though he was of above average height for the time.
you know very well what his problem was
>>60278844
If it wasn't Napoléon it would have been someone else. He liked France 10 times more than Italia.
Maybe that's why he failed actually, an absolute terroni.
Why do continental sub-humans think they can beat us at anything? Napoleon,Wilhelm,Hitler ect they've all failed
Anglo in aeternum.
>>60279010
>Normans
>Saxons
>Danes
>>60276576
That explains the height.
>>60279010
They are eternally butthurt and jealous that the Anglo man is superior to them
>>60279029
Anglo=Angles (Danish tribe) and Saxons
Try again fish nigger
>>60279010
proud of you, my most successful colony.
>>60278913
>If it wasn't Napoléon it would have been someone else
Like who?
>He liked France 10 times more than Italia.
He still held Italy dearly and he helped us against the Austrians. We don't see him in a negative light here.
>>60279103
>My
>Norman
>>60279029
You forgot Romans, Mr. barbarian.
>>60279127
>Like who?
100 other generals in France at this time.
>>60279127
>He still held Italy dearly and he helped us against the Austrians. We don't see him in a negative light here
Sure, he annexed the half of italia.
>>60279078
the Angles were from modern day Denmark but were not the same tribe as the Danes
I'm referring to the Danelaw, the great heathen army, etc.
>>60279133
200 years of franco-viking inter breeding, a hell of a team eh.
>>60276449
Napoleon
Beat Austria
Beat Italy
Beat Egypt
Beat Russia
Beat Prussia
Beat Britain
Beat Spain
Liberated Poland
He dared to go against British efforts and for that they continuously antagonized Europe into mini-world wars.
Daily reminder: it took SIX FUCKING TRIES to defeat Napoleon for good with the powers of Europe constantly against him.
But we only remember him for being short because the English won the wars. Not that he took on the world's ruling classes and won over and over, he conquered those that had never been conquered (Italian states), burned Moscow, liberated Poland, booted England back to it's shitty island, took on what would become Germany's finest and embarrassed them, made the best cavalry in the ME look like idiots. He and his family basically ran Europe's show for years and years.
Protip: The Rothchild family got its jew fingers on England by telling people that Napoleon had won at Waterloo. The family's riders were faster than the government's and by the time people figured out they were Jewed the Roth's had bought up the English stock market (which crashed because of the rumour) and sunk their hooks into the country for good.
Withs Jews you lose England, you did this
>>60279178
>Danelaw
Great meme friend they only ruled for a few decades then they got BTFO by the Angles and Saxons.
>>60279210
Jews made them win tho.
Money supply, smuggling during the blocus.
Nice one fellow québécois.
>>60279255
>country invaded
>occupied for a few decades
>meme
it's a bigger influence on a country in Europe following a victory than any Britain has had ever
>>60276449
Chronic manlet
>>60279210
Blah blah blah.
>>60279322
He was normal height, he just had tall guards to prevent assassination and to intimidate the enemy.
His guard were shock troops which were tall and had giant hats to make them even look taller (common thing then). Imagine a fucking 7-ft tall-looking guy screaming and charging you after you just had been fighting for an hour.
>>60279357
Who is this redcunt ? Clown or something ?
>>60278805
Napoleon loved jews. The French are all philosemites.
>>60279357
>I used to say of him that his presence on the field made the difference of forty thousand men. permalink
Arthur Wellesley, First Duke of Wellington
(Talking about Napoleon)
>>60279305
I N D U S T R I A L R E V O L U T I O N
N E W T O N , T U R I N G , D A R W I N , F A R A D A Y , H A W K I N G S ECT
T H E C O U N T L E S S A M O U N T O F W A R S T H A T W E H A V E WON (See French buthurt ITT)
L A R G E S T E M P I R E O F A L L T I M E A L S O C H E C K O U T O U R S U C C E S S F U L C O L O N I E S
Don't be sad just appreciate us.
>>60279480
take it easy nigel
>>60279480
Love you U.K
>>60279442
>Napoleon loved jews.
When archeologists were examining Napoleon's letter of surrender after Waterloo, they discovered a male kike's pubic hair with Napoleon's saliva on it.
>>60279480
You used to have lots of colonies and lots of Jews... now you just have lots of Jews.
Chip, chip cheerio
>>60279453
France has way more muslim than us so don't pull that card
Who is your queen bitch?
>>60279551
I'm sorry if the truth card triggers you, your idol sucked Napoleon's dick after the war... proving that he was a Jewish puppet all a long.
sad.
>>60279442
You are an ignorant.
>>60279551
And yet France is less fucked by them than you.
>>60279480
S C I E N T I F I C M E T H O D
F I R S T E N G I N E D C A R
F I R S T E N G I N E D H E L I C O
M E T R I C S Y S T E M
C I N E M A
C O D E C I V I L
REVOLUTION OF CHEMISTRY
BEST LITTERATURE IN HUMANKINDS HISTORY
RECORD FIELDS MEDAL
Ampère, Pascal, Poincaré, Lagrange, Laplace, Fourrier
We have just the biggest number of victory in the history of Europe.
We modeled Europe, you watched.
>>60279716
>Scientific method
>France
You didn't invent it and we've contributed more to science than you
>F I R S T E N G I N E D C A R FI R S T E N G I N E D H E L I C O
Wouldn't have been possible without the industrial revolution
Russian and German literature>French shiterature
>>60279830
>German literature
Are you serious now? It's basically non-existent.
>>60279662
>Two terrorist attacks in one year killing hundreds of people
>Less fucked
Have you ever been to Paris? Just keep your mouth shut you dumb fucking money begging Paddy
>>60279830
>british education
We easily beat you in science.
Industrial revolution thanks to Lavoisier or the scientific methode lad.
Get on my level please.
>>60276449
He lost
>>60279939
Stop this meme propaganda Terroni, Nips always sucked anglo cocks.
>>60279941
How fucking triggered kek
Don't talk to Éire like that, paki
>>60279939
Oh god you don't know anything about literature pleb just keep your baboon lips shut
>>60279982
You obviously don't know a shit about litterature. The world agrees the fact that French steamrolled everyone (together) in litterature.
Voltaire, Molière, Hugo, Maupassant, Racine.
What have you... Shakespeare ??? Tolkien ??
Even American lit is better, Poe, Hemingway etc.
>>60279943
>We easily beat you in science.
See >>60279875
>>60279981
It's better to be triggered than killed also what are you going to if I talk to that thing like that? Run away from me so fast you cause a fire? Frog eating surrender monkey
>>60280050
Shakespeare is one of the most popular play wrights of all time
>>60279379
>5'7
>normal height
Are you telling me the frogs were all manlets
>>60280219
This was a while back yank huh
>>60280087
>>>60279943 (You)
>>We easily beat you in science.
>See >>60279875
I don't need proofs nigger. It's well known.
Your unit system is calibred on the french system mate. Eat my shit you'll see it tastes gold, because it's french. (Also, british cuisine)
>>60280087
>It's better to be triggered than killed also what are you going to if I talk to that thing like that? Run away from me so fast you cause a fire? Frog eating surrender monkey
There have been attacks in London already, you poof. Run away ? Funny, considering your retreat @WW2.
>>60280219
I'm 6'5/100kg, I'm probably naturally superior to you.
>>60280093
>one of
he's easily number one
but Anglo literature on the whole is poor compared to French, German and Russian
>>60280219
He was 5'7" when the average height in France was 5'5". I think now their average is 5'10".
>>60279480
>I N D U S T R I A L R E V O L U T I O N
>N E W T O N , T U R I N G , D A R W I N , F A R A D A Y , H A W K I N G S ECT
Don't forget Women's Suffrage
>>60276757
>>60278607
German '''''humor''''''
>>60280316
>Funny, considering your retreat @WW2.
Christ, of all the subjects to avoid, you'd think WW2 would be top of the list for the French.
Apparently not.
>>60280368
>Women's Suffrage
eternal anglo strikes again
>tfw women's suffrage won't be repealed in your lifetime
>>60279982
Are you seriously implying German literature is better or even on par with French, English, Italian or Russian literature? You must've meant philosophy. It's not the same thing, nigger. There's no German writer as famous as Dante Alighieri, Voltaire or Shakespeare for example.
>>60280050
You are stupid as well, shut up. England produced quite a few notable writers.
>>60280427
Why avoid it ? You were exactly the same cowards.
May I remember you that French pilots fought the Luftwaffe with basically the same RAF rate ?'
Ruskies won the war, americans took the hegemony on the west. That's all you pak.
>>60280430
>t.an actual muslim
>>60280430
soon inshallah
>>60280491
>You are stupid as well, shut up. England produced quite a few notable writers.
Shut the fuck up terroni, we're talking between relevant citizens.
>>60280522
>not being cucked means you're a muslim
the Anglo has been jewed (anglod?) even harder than I had thought
>>60280522
>>60280536
>>60276449
>What was his fucking problem?
this
>>60280898
>>60276576
He was Corsican, you fucking wop
>>60280931
i wonder how many times russia would have been conquered if not for the winter and massive size
>>60278698
Yes. Becouse no one Italian became one of the greatest military leaders in the world.
>>60281045
Yep. Everyone try to do best of his advantages. On this matter I stand out Englishmens - they abused their isolated placement during 5 centuries.
>>60276449
babyface
>>60277940
>heir of france
>spanish name
>>60281372
"There's no such thing as an ethnic French" - average French cuck. This mentality is why they're the most mudslime and nigger filled country in Europe btw.
>>60281068
Luigi Cadorna was bretty gud
Just kidding
>>60276636
Was just some French banters
>>60281740
Man, historically, France is the result of a fucking gangbang
Celts, Germanic peoples, Meds...
>>60281740
So what ,am I supposed to pretend I'm 100% pure French blooded or whatever even though it's not true ? It'd just be dishonest and pointless
Even Celine, who's otherwise known for being quite racist, antisemitic, and supported the nazis, wrote this
>"Elle en a bien besoin la race française [d’être défendue], vu qu’elle n’existe pas ! (…) La race, ce que t’appelles comme ça, c’est seulement ce grand ramassis de miteux dans mon genre, chassieux, puceux, transis, qui ont échoué ici poursuivis par la faim, la peste, les tumeurs et le froid, venus vaincus des quatre coins du monde. Ils ne pouvaient pas aller plus loin à cause de la mer. C’est ça la France et puis c’est ça les Français."
>>60278551
> elect a Spanish prime minister
> elect a Spanish mayor of Paris
> now French autists want a Spanish king
What is wrong with you space-before-question-mark-niggers? Do you WANT to be bankrupt and unemployed?
>>60277499
What about this faggot?
>German literature isn't a thing
Fucking italians never even heard of Goethe or Schiller
>>60284310
Or Remarque.
>>60279379
Napoleon was 5'5". This was average because most common men where deeply malnourished and had stunted growth due to the common diet being shit. Napoleon was a member of the nobility and had no such issue and was short compared to other members of the nobility.
>>60281068
>who is Julius Caesar: the post
>>60279127
t.piemontcuck
he literally sold venice to austria. I don't hold him dearly, he was just another french manlet
>>60276449
None.
He was the greatest leader the world has seen but he's been tarnished by anglo propaganda.
>>60284677
>He was the greatest leader the world has seen but he's been tarnished by anglo propaganda.
>>60284744
Hitler wished he was as good as Napoleon
>>60276449
He is a big he has break ass hole at noble europeans .....after becames not good for england and he is destroy
>>60278844
The magic tuscany DNA
>>60279716
Metodo scientifico has been invented by Galileo
>>60284744
>hitler
>great
Come on. He was nothing without his strategists.
>>60284744
OK ok ok ok ok fuck brit
>>60286358
Silent your country invaders in One weekend
>>60286358
he cucked poland HARD
>>60284744
anglos win again :^)
How could Napoopan get cucked even though he destroyed entire empires and was an all around incredibly alpha guy, was it the height?
>>60286626
Mute fucking eurogipsy
>>60276449
>What was his fucking problem?
reactionary powers trying to crush the revolution
>>60286626
>Chad
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The real question remains, was Napoleon, dare I say it an African male
>>60279981
>Stop this meme propaganda Terroni, Nips always sucked anglo cocks.
That book Human Accomplishment was made by an American - Charles Murray.
>>60287064
But you are half brit and half aborigen
>greatest frenchman ever
>not even french
@#H@HHH@H CANNOT MAKE THIS INDIA UP
wait who cucked napoleon?
also did you hear that he asked his wife to HOLD AN APPLE UNDER HER UNDERARM FOR A DAY AND THEN SEND IT TO HIM ? ? ?? ? ?
disgusting degenerate pervert
maybe he had german roots? it checks out
>start war
>get rekt by russkies
>>60284606
Caesar was Romani, not Italian.
>>60286428
Because we weren't fully mobilised and got betrayed by our own gov.
>>60284310
You must admit that it's pretty poor compared to English/French or Spanish Literature
>>60284310
> Goethe
shit
>schiller
shit
>>60287064
>male
you cis gender transphobic cunt, napoleon was a proud genderfluid woman of color
>>60284763
Hitler was a Symbol of hope for the German people, not a general.
>>60276449
>What was his fucking problem?
anglos ?
>>60280050
>Voltaire
>>>60280050
>You obviously don't know a shit about litterature. The world agrees the fact that French steamrolled everyone (together) in litterature.
>Voltaire, Molière, Hugo, Maupassant, Racine.
What have you... Shakespeare ??? Tolkien ??
>>60280318
>but Anglo literature on the whole is poor compared to French, German and Russian
Are these niggas fucking serious?
Shakespeare
Tolkien
Orwell
Dickens
Conrad
Defoe
Kipling
Hardy
Huxley
Austen
Brontë sisters
T.S. Eliot
Chaucer
Milton
Lewis
Faulkner
Lewis Carroll
Conan Doyle
Thomas More
Milne
Alexander Pope
William Golding
Lord Byron
Percy Shelley
Mary Shelley
And I've even EXCLUDED the Scottish and Irish writers who all wrote in English, like Wilde, Bernard Shaw, Stevenson and James Joyce.
>>60289460
Oh, and since you're apparently talking about "Anglo" literature in general, there are plenty of American ones not mentioned in that list.
>>60289460
I mean you could make such a list with every important country really
>mentions Carroll, Milne, Conan Doyle, Mary Shelley and Tolkien
>doesn't mention Wordsworth, Keats, Donne, George Eliot, Tennyson, Blake and Coleridge
Whatever
>>60289460
http://www.espacefrancais.com/auteurs-francais/
>>60289460
What about H.G Wells m8? H.G Wells >>> Jules Verne
Let us praise the true grandfather of science-fiction - H.G Wells.
>>60289898
>science-fiction
Into the trash it goes
>>60289932
Well Tolkien was mentioned, who basically set up the whole elves and orcs fantasy genre that's still be raped to this day. So it's only natural to mention sci-fi.
>>60276449
Anglo banter got to him, he tried to conquer the world to force metric so his height would never be in question. Places he conquered to this day use metric (a measure based on what he self-proclaimed himself to be emperor of), whereas the free world still uses a derivative of the english imperial system.
People bantering one of the greatest man in the history of humanity are like dogs barking at a giant oak tree
Ridicule.
>>60289932
Science fiction is literally prophetic literature.
>>60289986
>"free" world
>imperial
it's amazing that people don't see the self-contradictions in their own statements
He learned that going against the eternal anglo will always result in self-destruction
>Joséphine, left behind in Paris, began an affair in 1796 with a handsome Hussar lieutenant, Hippolyte Charles. Rumors of the affair reached Napoléon; he was infuriated, and his love for her changed entirely.
>In 1798, Napoléon led a French army to Egypt. During this campaign, Napoléon started an affair of his own with Pauline Fourès, the wife of a junior officer, who became known as "Napoléon's Cleopatra." The relationship between Joséphine and Napoléon was never the same after this.[6] His letters became less loving. No subsequent lovers of Joséphine are recorded, but Napoléon had sexual affairs with several other women. In 1804, he said, "Power is my mistress."
Bitches and whores
