Endangered Chinese animal edition
>>60267998
FIRST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW8wmF5VWc
you're 40 posts early m8
>>60268095
no fuck off
Best porn I've ever read desu
>someone at your work place wears perfume
I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA
OP Is that a picture of a Vancouverite?
p o o p s m a c k
nice trip
>>60268144
more interested in the last title
>>60267998
Canada is literally a fake country, created when Britain was forced to dump a few hardcore cucks (who formed the vast minority of American loyalists) somewhere after the Revolution. Canada has no real identity (DUDE PINEAPPLE PIZZA LMAO) outside of Quebec (which doesn't even want to be a part of Canada). "But that's not fair, Canada has culture!" you say. Very true. The flannel-clad lumberjack, trapping fur and making syrup is a well-known icon world-wide - a QUEBECOIS icon. The only thing close to iconic culture that (Anglo) "Canada" has are the Mounties, and those guys are just gay cowboy police who had to go settle the west because the "Canadians" were too cuckolded and scared to do it themselves. One of Canada's folk heroes is a cop who took away an American cowboy's guns when he tried to go find gold in the Yukon. Can you honestly think of anything more pathetic than that? Great Britain doesn't give a fuck about Canada. Just because you say "Zed" instead of "Zee" doesn't mean they care about you. And why would they? You threw away your British heritage for A FUCKING LEAF and what do you have to show for it? You're a bargain bin America, basically an oversized Vermont. Canada is blessed that they happen to live next to the single most benevolent and peaceful military superpower in Western History. Nobody else would let a pathetic joke like that exist right on their doorstep. And we don't even have to. With NAFTA and the gradual erosion of anything remotely uniquely "Canadian" you're grandchildren will be begging us for annexation. I just hope that my progeny have the good sense to reject it. I wouldn't want this great country bogged down by something as pathetic as """"""""Canada""""""""
>>60268455
You almost make me want to filter UK posts.
>>60268455
What's some iconic American culture
>>60268395
This?
>>60268543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFfHpCsl_gE
>>60268455
canucks on suicide watch
Canadian women are the most beautiful on the planet.
USA:
Highest prison population per capita
For-profit prisons
Highest obesity rate in the developed world
Shitty architecture and houses knocked down by mild winds
Only 19% understand evolution
25% think a a Jewish god decides sports, 25% think Obama is the "Antichrist", 40% think Jesus will return by 2050
Death penalty despite numerous exonerated posthumous cases
The highest wealth and pay inequality in the developed world
Growing pay gap and stagnant worker wages
Puritan censorship of sex and even slight nudity in free media
50%+ Genital mutilation rate of boys
0 Mandated vacation days, 0 Mandated maternity leave days, 0 Mandated sick days
Highest rate of Depression-related medical problems
People still die without healthcare and even go bankrupt from being swindled by for-profit medical staff
PISA and other scores below almost all of Europe and developed nation, yet spends more on education that almost every nation
Consume the highest amount of sugars per day on earth - which isn't even real sugar but chemical HFCS sweetener
There is more mortgage debt, student loan debt and credit card debt in the US than anywhere else
The US has one of the most fuel-inefficient car economies on earth and wastes the most time in traffic
High divorce rate (lel morals)
Monolingual and considered worst Anglo accent(s) along with Canada
Utterly trashed reputation due to endlessly negative foreign policy
Over-budgeted military world renown for wargame embarrassments and friendly fire incidents
Some of the highest crime in the developed world, highest car-theft, crime rate even without minorities almost double Europes
High child poverty, highest infant mortality
"Land of opportunity" has less class mobility than most of the west
63% could not find Iraq on a map (despite being at war with them), and 54% did not know Sudan was a country in Africa
Two party system with skewed voting representation per state
One of the most consumerist nations,advertisement clog TV
Fake colonial "country"
>>60268554
All that gay and incest porn
Absolutely haram
I thought Israel was stronk straight nation
Why couldn't this happen to me?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/7189184/Teacher-who-fell-pregnant-following-daily-sex-with-13-year-old-pupil-faces-99-years-in-jail-after-turning-herself-in.html
>>60268455
Do not bully Canada Britain
>>60268784
>99 years
Ayy lmao they were so close
>>60268745
immediately ignored
>>60268749
Are you kidding me? Israel is the gay capital of the Middle East.
>>60268745
lmao
>>60268814
Faggot
A
G
G
O
T
Leaf lover
>>60268841
>Getting this buttblasted
Can't handle the bants
>>60268868
holy fuck why are brits such pussies?
>>60268864
Please remove urself
What would Bishop think of this
LOL GUYS
WHY DONT YOU GUESS WHATT
>>60268961
The Bishop? I could literally go and have gay sex on the holiest place for Christians if I wanted to kek
>>60268943
>Cancucks have a higher immigration rate than SWEDEN and double our rate
why are brits so jealous of americans
>>60268745
How does one be a fake colonial country?
>>60268745
>>60268943
>Cancucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9ARhlBDcRY
>>60269134
Canadian immigrants are bro-tier sikhs and east asians that integrate well. British immigrants are all mohammeds that send their children to private schools to be indoctrinated as colonizing invasive muslim hordes. It's a fact.
>>60269166
>America isnt violent
>>60269134
lmao
I want to fuck Malia
pls don't v& me, NSA agent assigned to this thread
>Toronto is less white than London
>>60269237
t.pajeet
>>60269313
DELETE THIS
>Canada has taken 5 times as many refugees as the UK
>>60269450
canada also doesn't have brown people killing people with machetes in broad daylight just to have people stop him for an interview
please stop this white on white fighting
>>60269523
Hi poppa bear
>>60269533
It's harmful theme for you?
>>60269526
Do you not remember a Muslim in Canada shooting a Canadian soldier at the Canadian national war memorial? It was in 2014
>>60269450
Their home is Syria. They are refugees, not immigrants.
>>60269523
>>60269313
Le master troll xD
>>60269961
Pimpmoblie
Well?
>>60269727
did people walk up to the shooter afterwards for a casual interview as to why he shot him?
>>60270046
No because he tried to kill more people afterwards
We've never had a terrorist attack from ISIS kill anyone but you Yanks have in San Bernardino
>Creating a new thread before you even reach 300 posts
I see you lads work differently to /brit/. Why hasn't janny cracked down on this?
doing a poo
>>60270128
janny likes us better
>amerifats
LOL WHERE'S YOUR TOWERS GONE BRUV
DOING A POO MATES
Why are mexicans so short, fat & ugly? And they also sucks at sports lmao shit country
>>60270039
I love how black people immediately got butthurt when they shot the gorilla. Even they know.
Just spent all day looking for work
I'm getting pretty sick of this. Every place I've interviewed with is taking their sweet time making a decision.
>>60270315
This
>>60270202
my le face when your country is only 4kg lighter than us on average (probably heavier when you factor out spics and niggers)
Why are americans so short, fat & ugly? And they also sucks at sports lmao shit country
>>60270342
>Black people
Niggers*
>>60270343
Go cut grass or wash cars. Fuck, it's not hard to make money.
>>60270368
I'm not from Wales you wanker
>>60270386
when you originate from britain it's to be expected
>>60270315
Have you been here? No? ok fuck off I'm 185 cm taller than you probably.
>>60270368
>American education
That's just Wales you mong not the whole of the uk
>>60270393
Colored
>>60270119
the san bernardino shooters were not ISIS fighters. they were just muslims who believed in a lot of what ISIS was doing.
>>60270368
>Wales
Dumb yank.
>>60270343
Make your own business.
>>60270401
I didn't say "wah I'm starving and need money", did I?
I'm overqualified to do either of those. I just left another job to move, and I'm trying to get a new one in this area. I want it because I'm bored as fuck. I could probably sit on my ass and do nothing for 2-3 years and be fine fiscally, but I can't stand sitting around doing nothing.
>>60270432
You're 12ft tall?
>>60270438
>>60270424
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_body_weight
if you go to the article you can clearly see it lists both the U.K and wales, I'm actually not sure what they mean by this but if they meant only wales they would have put just wales not both
reminder
>>60270475
Well then spend 2-3 years looking for a job
IDIOT
>>60270468
No thanks, I want to keep working in science.
>>60270475
>but I can't stand sitting around doing nothing
Go cut grass, or wash cars...
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-11534042
The ONS said the average man in England was 5ft 9in (175.3cm) tall and weighed 13.16 stone (83.6kg). The average woman in England weighed 11 stone (70.2kg) and was 5ft 3in tall (161.6cm). Women living in England or Wales will have an average of 1.96 children during their lifetime, said the ONS.Oct 13, 2010
utterly blown the fuck out, shut your rotgum mouths
>>60270485
Holy fuck how dumb are yanks
I DON'T LIVE IN WALES FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>60270526
Do you seriously derive a sense of satisfaction from doing the job of a mexican?
>>60270536
ITS BOTH U.K AND WALES YOU STUPID FAGGOT AND THE FACTS FROM YOUR OWN COUNTRY'S SOURCES BACK IT UP MORON. THE U.K IS ALMOST AS FAT AS WE ARE see>>60270532
>>60270536
Yo, do all women there look like Sophie Dee? Those Welsh women are fine
>>60270485
I checked the citation and it is in fact just for Wales not the whole of the uk lmao
I feel your pain my American brothers, it must be awful to be around the Mexicans they are literally the lowest low of the human species. I really hope that you will take back your county and make America great again.
>>60270612
what's the difference?
>>60270632
thanks Sven
>>60270536
calm down Mohammad theres no need to get so mad over a little banter
>>60270612
Eh that's a confusing way to put it then, if they meant Wales they should have put Wales and only Wales anyway, your country's weight is nearly identical to Wales
>>60270517
What did you study?
i'm glad nigel hasn't said anything about mexico
how do I acquire a Nigel-like qt?
what an awful thread
Don't reply to him
>>60270536
how's life in wales?
>>60270651
Wales is like 3 million people and could easily be fatter or thinner than the whole population
>>60270702
I studied Microbiology for a bachelors and chemistry for a masters, working 4 years in industry while getting my masters at the same time.
I worked as a protein purification specialist.
>>60270583
Oooh, Mr. I'm-too-good-for-actual-labor.
Have you ever done anything outside?
>>60270799
I painted houses when I was in high school
Kek
>>60270842
Did you have a mental breakdown?
>>60270161
Is it a nice poo?
>>60270792
Noice in what do you want to specialize now?
>AYY IM NOT FROM WALES M8 IM .6 KILOS LIGHTER THAN THOSE SHEEPFUCKERS HAHA
You're still fat Ian
>>60270583
>doesn't want to be a gardener or wash cars
>t-they're stealing our jobs
lmao that's your typical american lads
Right last picture then I'm off
>>60270874
Americans keep the banter going 24/7
>>60270874
Can't handle the banter
- In 2011, Canada had a foreign-born population of about 6,775,800 people. They represented 20.6% of the total population, the highest proportion among the G8 countries.
- According to Canada's 2011 National Household Survey, there were 1,053,945 Muslims in Canada or about 3.2% of the population, making them the second largest religion after Christianity.
- There are 21 Federal ridings with 7% to 14% Muslim population which can emerge as a major electoral force
- 411,520 of the total Muslim population is 15 years and older. Among these, 91% are 1st generation Canadians, 7.7% are 2nd generation Canadians, and approximately 0.9% of Muslims are 3rd generation and over. Roughly 68% of Muslims in Canada have Canadian Citizenship.
- Muslims have the second highest unemployment rates in Canada with 14.4% of the population being unemployed, as compared to 7.4% national unemployment rate
- Sharia Law Supporter Omar Alghabra is the new Parliamentary Secretary for Foreign Affairs
http://tsecnetwork.ca/2015/12/03/sharia-law-supporter-omar-alghabra-is-the-new-parliamentary-secretary-for-foreign-affairs/
- Canada’s Muslim Population Rapidly Expanding
http://www.immigration.ca/fr/2015/131-canada-immigration-news-articles/2011/february/564-canada-s-muslim-population-rapidly-expanding.html
cravin some dude weed tbqf
- Taxi Driver Seyed Mirsaeid-ghazi charged with sexual assault
http://www.cireport.ca/2016/05/halifax-taxi-driver-seyed-mirsaeid-ghazi-charged-with-sexual-assault.html
- Toronto Military recruitment centre stabbing
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ayanle-hassan-ali-accused-in-canadian-forces-centre-stabbing-deemed-unfit-to-stand-trial-1.3608775
- Shafia honour killings "verdicts may have been tainted by cultural prejudice"
http://www.macleans.ca/news/canada/shafia-family-honour-killers-fight-for-new-trial/
- Halifax man helped thousands pretend they were in Canada to get around citizenship rules
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/halifax-man-helped-thousands-pretend-they-were-living-in-canada-to-circumvent-citizenship-requirements
- Man vandalizes church & no hate crime
https://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2015/05/28/man-accused-of-vandalizing-mississauga-church-told-police-he-wanted-to-hurt-a-priest.html
- Refugee family built crime empire
http://www.cireport.ca/2015/06/b-c-refugee-family-from-saudi-arabia-built-notorious-family-crime-empire-in-canada.html
- 11 Muslim Canadian Candidates, the largest number in Canadian history. 10 were elected with the Liberal Party and 1 with the Conservative Party.
http://muslimlink.ca/news/national/muslim-canadians-who-won-in-the-2015-federal-election
- Honour killings rise in Canada
http://www.canada.com/life/Honour+killings+rise+Canada+Expert/3165638/story.html
- Refugee students choke 9-year-old girl using chains
http://www.therebel.media/halifax_refugee_students_abuse_and_choke_young_girls_while_shouting_muslims_rule_the_world_report
-Within the population having a non-Christian religion, approximately one person in two would be a Muslim
in 2031, whereas the corresponding proportion in 2006 was estimated at 35%.
http://www.statcan.gc.ca/pub/91-551-x/91-551-x2010001-eng.pdf
>>60271113
I too wish I had some marijuana
>>60271113
>>60271170
i picked up a qp on Tuesday lmao
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3RHw1qyrSU
wish these niggas lived here desu
>>60271214
What about me senpai?
>>60271204
i love that guy, the faces he makes are hilarious
>>60271100
>>60271141
Pastebinned, cheers lad
>>60271531
Copypaste*
>>60271559
mean I've chucked them in a pastebin for later use
>>60270315
Why is Sweden so black, islamic and tolerant? Oh wait we all know.
>>60270432
>>60271753
ese es un pinche dominicano..no un sueco x dR0ss
>Sweden attempting to talk shit about other countries
>>60271805
Ya les avise >>60270767
>>60270315
Why are Sweden cucks?
Hey
Some of you guys are alright
Don't go to UCLA tomorrow.
>>60272281
Kill yourself.
Do women also feel the pleasant feeling of relief when peeing after holding it for long periods of time?
>tfw no Canadian bf
>>60272389
Of course lad
post your country drawgirl
Every year, residents of Naco, Arizona, join residents of Naco, Mexico, for a volleyball match at the fence that separates the U.S. and Mexico.
>>60270424
>>60270438
>>60270467
So? odds are the state that he lives in might not have a higher rate, why do you get to hand wave your overweight regions?
>>60272696
its gonna be pretty hard to serve over a wall
>>60272527
>>60272696
>this triggers the donald
>>60272281
curry nigger will curry nigger
they are all rage on the inside
>>60272281
I was rejected by CAL/UCLA and am stuck at shit ass UCSD. I am glad that happened.
I really fucking hate Bosnians.
Not even meming.
>>60273249
but SD is comfy
>>60273309
i also hate bosnians my friend
think i fell asleep for a bit lads
>>60273366
Have you ever met a Bosnian? There's fucking thousands of them in St. Louis.
>>60273309
I hardly ever see them on the site. Am I just looking in the wrong places?
>>60273400
>Have you ever met a Bosnian?
never
>>60272696
That's adorable.
>>60273323
boring as fuck
shitty restaurants
lame clubs
full of redneck military
ugly people
ucsd is shit i should have saved money and gone to cs northridge
>>60272792
Because we're talking about nations
Wales isn't a nation, your state isn't a nation
Why is it fair he gets to hand wave and pick Wales when I can't pick the fattest state?
I love France
>>60273723
Are the welsh really that fat tho
>>60273931
>Cheetos Flamin Hot
Should I go to bed? It's only 8:20 but I'm a bit tired.
Since when Disney turned to shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVh4MqXCZyc
Why are Canadians so nice????
>>60274336
Because they live in Canada.
>tfw about to turn 60 tomorrow
Dad ordered fucking steroids and had them sent to my mom's house rather than to his apartment
>>60274450
eat them all and fuck your mom with your monster dick while face timing your dad
>>60274412
Why is Canada so nice???
my head hurts
>>60274550
go to sleep
>>60274550
its probably because you save pics of K-On
>>60274550
you could have stopped this
water probably might help or someshit
>>60274580
ok goodnigth mexico-kun
>>60274591
k-on is the saviour
>>60274607
ok ill drink some
>>60274628
Eat something and then go to sleep.
>>60274490
Ask one over here.
>>60274489
I think they're injections
Why do Brits make so good music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qgn1Rc0YJ4
>>60274951
>oof ow
>ouch aaahh!
What did he mean by this?
i literally cannot stop sucking dick
>>60275042
its ok, youre canadian, its second nature for you
>>60274774
inject your dick
Omw home
>>60275270
fgt
>>60275270
don't browse 4chan and drive you selfish fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F92lesEfuE8&feature=youtu.be
>stop complaining about mexican immigrants coming and taking menial jobs
>wtf whitey why are mexican immigrants making less than white men
>there are burgers in this thread who think Trump wants to build an actual physical wall
>>60267998
Let's say I have a high B in a class and I fail my final realistically will I be able to get atleast a C?
>>60268085
just saw you got first
congrats
>>60275613
idk lad, maybe the weighting of your grades would be important to know here.
Its extremely basic math to figure out the minimum grade you need to pass
>>60275634
tyvm
Guess who just bought a new weed syringe
>>60269237
>bro-tier
Nice meme
>>60275070
seriously though this fucker has gone full midlife crisis
>>60270457
>you can't be ISIS if we say you aren't
>ignoring the fact the FBI calls it an ISIS attack
is the slavic diaspora in canada provoking butthurt among right wing fags??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1ymNntvbf4
American cum pls
:3
>>60275773
Poor guy
https://youtu.be/VSeGeaEBGEk
>>60275773
idk m8
I thought I'd use humor to make light of the situation
>>60275812
*cums at u*
>>60275817
>starts sleeping with a subordinate at work
>mother gives him 2 chances to stop, which he wastes
>drags his feet on divorce paperwork
>gets fired because he's sleeping with someone from work
>tries to play the pity card because no one wants anything to do with him
I have no sympathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBlRxqWDWvE
>>60272696
I can't tell which one is Mexico
>>60275845
*Drinks cummies*
Ty
>really fucking hungry because ive only had 1 real meal in the past 3 days
>decide that I want a shitload of cheap fastfood
>decide to buy a sack of 12 krystals because I hadnt had them in awhile
>eat 3, lose my appetite entirely and am starting to feel violently ill
>>60275874
Should've wrote this before
Mine did something similar
>22
>having a quarter life crisis
>>60269313
>>60269354
>Montreal is over 70% white
Stay cucked, senpai
>>60273506
You have cool views though.
Loma point is awesome.
>>60275946
Hang yourself???
>>60275919
>mommy made hamburgers and sauteed mushrooms, onions and peppers for dinner
>>60275982
Sounds revolting
There's a fucking mosquito inside my room right now
>>60275966
>San Diego is so far south it's fucking upside-down
I didn't know
>>60275966
Drop the proxy, Australia
>>60275966
damn, australia looks nice
>>60276017
Okay
>>60276011
it wasn't
>>60276017
there are lizards in my room rn lmao
>>60276028
No it isn't
>>60275966
why doesn't the water fall down?
>>60275966
Muh sealions
>>60276056
That's cool actually post pic
>>60276066
Gravity??
What are Mexicans like?
I'm moving to America and I hear there will be Mexicans there. What do I do about them? Can I fuck Latinas? Are they like chinks at all?
>>60276117
that doesn't exist
>>60276091
>>60276125
>>60275966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8BaQrFZOYQ
>>60276125
>>60276091
>>60275966
This dude might be of those 'retards' I've heard so much about.
>>60276128
What part of America? we are pretty friendly mate.
>>60276128
They're all the fucking same
they only want chads
>>60276102
i will when i find the fuckers
they always come in my room and i find their bodies like 3 days later, it's gross
>>60276125
whats australia like?
>>60276169
SEAGULLS
any 'a you paisanos want some 'go 'za?
i got banned from /mu/ for three days so i'll have to shitpost here
>>60276249
>shitcagoans actually eat this
>>60276249
The fuck is that a cake?
>>60276294
it's 'go style 'za
Oh god big American cock
Trance lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9HKtPVms_Y
Seen any good porn lately?
creaming
