xD
>>60277072
Second
it's him
What happens in Missouri?
>>60277072
First American to post
I have to get an endoscopy tomorrow
/br/
>>60277072
>>60277099
>>60277121
>>60277132
>tunisia
>mexico
>india
>>60277174
was making a new general part of your plan?
>>60277177
monkeys out
>>60277214
tell me about the mk ultra experiments
I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful and graceful young woman who light was snuffed ou too early.
I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.
Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.
Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.
>>60277135
Moonshining.
Islam will dominate the world.
>>60277256
she had quite the jew nose
>>60277256
good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit
>>60277256
she was most likely gonna turn out to be a lesbian tho
>>60277278
We shall prevail my brothers.
>>60277278
According to your photographic evidence, it would only be Australia
>>60277327
America is controlled by Islam.
>>60277359
Tropical Islamic Fighters
>>60277413
We are winter warriors as well, inshallah.
Nice read if you have the time
>people who say Idea with an r
>>60277479
My mother does that and I used to until people started calling me out on it. I think it's a New York thing
>>60277280
no leafs allowed
>>60277618
>ELEPHANTS
Posting this classic too
>>60277479
my dad does that
he also says warsh
>>60277508
My family were born and raised in new york and they have never said it like that.
>>60277072
reeeeeee
CIA out
What's your favorite thing about Mexico?
One of my best friends' dad is getting charged with 4 counts of sexual assault.
Fuck, I looked up to him so much as a kid, and still did for the longest time... He was such a strong and proud father to him, and like a second father to me.
Always admired him...
>>60278104
I like it when Mexicans stay in their fucking country
>>60278161
Doesn't mean you can't stop admiring him. Maybe there is more to his situation than the authorities are saying.
What are you guys listening to?
>>60278189
I really hope so anon
I hope that is the case, and I won't come to any conclusions about him or judge him until the verdict is in.
>>60278212
US/Nippon womens friendly
>>60278104
I took a cruise to Cozumel mexico and had a fucking blast.
I still have pink sand and ocean water from a place called horseshoe bay in a bottle of water up in my living room
>Canada
>>60278388
I literally ate tacos today
>>60278421
were they good
>>60278467
Yea they were fucking amazing, I love Mexican food.
Hey guys btw, I've started doing nofap. I want to keep at it for the next 90 days at least. Anyone tried it before? What were your experiences?
LITERALLY perfect
>>60278388
Source on pic?
>>60278624
tried it
I did like 1 week and a half.
Holy crap, you cum gallons after no-fap
>>60278624
yeah for like a month when i was 16
>>60278853
This
you can't stop fapping
shut up idorts
>>60278853
>>60278879
>>60278908
Any change in mentality/attitude/social-anxiety, etc?
>>60278853
I'm going to do one next time my fiancee and I are apart for a bit, otherwise it doesn't serve much of a purpose.
>born in the south
>don't have a country accent
>>60279026
>he wants to have a country accent instead of a new yorker one
>>60278984
kinda but it all happened cause I was aware of what was happening
it all crumbled after the months ended
it's kind of a placebo thing
>>60279076
>new york accent
um no thanks LOL
What does /cum/ do for work?
I help out adults with special needs
>>60278212
King Crimson "Ladies of the Road"
>>60279140
I was tutoring CIS courses over the school year, going to try to get back into it for the summer semester
>>60279140
I'm a porn actor
>>60277467
Damn son, idk if it's legit though.
>>60279140
Loss Prevention at a retail store tbqhwy
I have no chaser for this whiskey
Please help, I'm using milk and it's gross
>>60279531
get some kahlua and make a white russian
>>60279538
Liquor stores are closed
>>60279076
>New yak
Nooope. New Yorkers are considered to be scum in the rest of the US
>>60279548
then go to your local supermarket and use their liquour aisle, dummy
>>60279140
Aimless and unemployed
Maybe someday
why does every average person seem so retarded to me? I mean I know im not special or anything but it seems like the average person today is an utter fuckwad.
just gave my cat some ice cream and she didn't get a brain freeze
think its about time to bring her back to the shelter
>>60279571
You don't understand our pain
hello
>>60279631
hey sissy
>>60279648
I'm not a sissy
>>60279631
I want to kiss you too!
>>60278161
>>60278189
One thing I've learned over the years is that even though it's one body, it's not always the same person acting within that body.
For example, let's say some stranger holds the door for you and is super polite and shit. You probably think they're a good person, except that when hebgoes home he beats his wife. Does that make his kindness to you any less legitimate? No. Kindness is kindness. Frankly, I think everyone (even you, and certainly me) has skeletons in there closet, even the world's famous heroes weren't perfect (look at famous US presidents; Kennedy was a womanizer, Washington was somewhat of a tyrant and Lincoln wanted to deport all blacks back to Africa after emancipating them)
So I think you're justified in looking up to him and you shouldn't feel bad about it, because the person he was around you (i.e. the way he acted) is different from the person he was when he commited those sexual assaults. You understand? Learn from the good things he taught you, and better yet learn from his mistakes so you can be an even better person than him.
>>60279626
what, are they all closed?
>>60279699
Dude, fucking knock it off
>>60279598
Don't worry we all feel that way.
>>60279699
ENDURANCE RUN
>>60277467
Woah
>>60279736
one world is much like another
>>60279631
mother russia strong yes?
>>60279768
LoL
>>60279768
Fuck u spic desu
>>60279767
all hail mother russia
>>60279768
>>60279779
>>60279781
lol
>>60279798
spooky
>>60279798
SHCHE NE VMERLA UKRAIYNI I SLAVA I NI VOOOOOOLYA
tfw you're pathetic and deserve nothing less than death
>>60279848
hohol scum
>>60279881
Cheer up leaf
Don't kill ur self
>>60279848
hohol
How do you talk to/socialize with/entertain girls?
I have a date on Saturday with a 20 year old girl that I barely know. I'm not even sure how this all happened, I don't get it.
>>60279906
are you gay pedophile jew?
Why is russia and canada cute?
>>60279923
No.
>>60279936
then who you are
>>60279883
>>60279906
Not gonna be more creative?
>>60279947
*Then who are you?
why is this thead so slow
>>60279951
hohol scum
>>60279964
i really wanted to say that
>>60279951
no
>>60279947
I am Jean Valjean, 24601, sent to rot in prison for stealing a loaf of bread to save my sister's starving son, but now my time is done!
>>60279983
PRISONER 2460 WUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN
>>60279969
What game should I stream? I'm drinking but it would be worse of an idea if I ever got viewers.
>>60280026
Hi CIA
>>60280043
yet another una for my collection
>>60280024
mario retardy 2
>>60280068
>>60280024
Minecraft
/lat/ memes are fucking stupid
>>60280107
why do you hate me, anon
>>60280096
I'm not even playing the damn game, then!
>>60280135
yanki PUTO
>>60280141
yah but its fun to watch
>>60280135
FOY
>>60280135
I do not understand what they are supposed to mean.
hi /cum/-chan im bak did u miss me ?
>>60280203
ajsjskjajsjsjajajasja
>>60280267
the girl looks like a roach ehehe
>>60280203
They're pretty fucking dumb
Don't listen to them
>>60280296
ya im anzu-chan
>>60280267
Hey cana-chan looks like you have competition here, russ-chan is here
>>60280317
i like russia-chan !~
>>60280308
>comparing that little roach....with a fucking turk
>>60280340
Nice to meet you
>write your diagrams on notebook paper, take a picture with your phone, then paste it on a word doc and send it to me
my prof is a nut
>>60280449
how old is he
>>60277135
misery
>>60280486
I dunno, 30 something?
>>60280533
pretty weird for a young person
different anon by the way
>>60280503
That happens in Maine.
>>60280566
>>60280533
What the fuck is up with those dubs?
Fucking stop it
>>60280621
ok
>>60280449
I had to do this for a math course. I wanted to shoot myself.
>>60280699
wow anon
>>60280699
wtf!?
Dele this
>>60280699
WOOWOWOW
>>60280699
^^^^^^
>>60280699
can i get a get?
>>60280699
finally, my time has come
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk3sLHZzZRI
>>60280791
You ean this ones,
gib dubs
>>60280803
>>60280815
ive lost all my dubs powers anon
>>60280833
*gets angry because you get dubs and i don't*
>>60280833
sheeeeeeeeeeeit
>>60280833
well done.
I hate niggers
>>60280838
kek
pathetic tbqh
>>60280888
meme magic
>>60280141
ARPG oldies like Chrono Trigger and Secret of Mana are fun to watch
>>60280887
have you watched AGDQ speed runs of the final fantasy games? code manipulation and seeding, its crazy what they can do
asdf
>Nobody got 888
FUCKING LIBERALS!!! I HATE THEM, they dared to say that Hitler and Stalin are the same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHOmTL65v7M
>>60280926
Yeah those are some awesome runs
I'm a MASSIVE speedrunning fan
I want to pull my bird before I go to bed but I can't find any tissues or toilet paper to cum into
hmm
>>60280981
Damn, you should be able to emulate it though.
Emulating the SNES version is a breeze.
>>60280981
I bought
>>60280995
Use a sock
>>60280981
>not just emulating it
>>60280995
rub it on your face it's great for your skin
>>60280926
I'll maybe have to look those up.
>>60281016
what did you buy anon?
:^)
>>60281032
bear in mind its ~ 3 hours long though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3tnB4cpEMI
>>60281025
Sounds like mexican medicine to me
>Does your tummy hurt? Drink a sprite.
>>60281012
>Emulating
Which one do you recomend?
Also is my english broken?
>>60281059
That's fine, I'm a fan of the longer ones, specifically diablo II
>>60280995
eat it
>>60281064
>Does your tummy hurt? Drink a sprite
This is actually a Michigan thing, except instead of Sprite it's Vernors.
>>60281072
I use Snes9x personally
Yeah your english seemed more or less fine, it was a little off but not by much.
cummy for tummy
>>60281095
Canada Dry (or any gingerale I guess) or Gatorade here.
>>60281096
>snes9x
>>60281095
Sprite was a spanish thing also
>>60281064
That's what I used to do growing up 2bh. Either that or Ginger Ale, although Ginger Ale definitely helps more.
>>60281111
Holy shit Quads.
>>60281095
What's vernors?
Speaking of which, I got hiccups last night and my buddy told me to drink some shit. Turned out to be Malted vinegar; a whole mouthful of it. I was hesitant but I did it anyway and my hiccups dissapeared like fucking magic. I'm going to have to buy some tomorrow.
>>60281140
I used to use FCEUX but I got a new controller and my drivers got weird.
>>60281148
Really? What a waste of dubs then
>>60281096
Thanks canabro.
>>60281162
just use zsnes, nerd
>>60281155
A Michigan pop. I think they sell it in Minnesota and Wisconsin as well. It's basically just ginger ale
>>60281192
That emulator has one of the WORST interfaces I have ever seen in my life.
Never going to use it.
>>60281194
>pop
>>60281169
Which one?
Oh this ones? :^)
>>60281210
it's ugly but functional
like your mum
>>60281210
>spend literally 5 seconds at most picking your rom
>go to full screen
problem solved
>>60281194
Fucking pop. I grew up in a tiny little section of wisco that says soda and water fountain, while literally every other part of the state says "pop" and "bubbler". I am a pariah in my own homeland
>>60281194
>pop
>>60280995
Go to a 24 hour store and get tp
What are you going to do if you have to poop
>>60281194
>>60281280
Pop made me think of paradox victoria 2 pops.
>>60281271
That doesn't change the fact that the emulator has very poor emulation accuracy.
The development is also completely dead.
>>60277072
CUM CUM FUCK APART IN HERE
hey are we talking about our favorite cokes in this thread?
sprite is my fav
>>60281323
I HOVER ABOVE YOU
>>60281312
Ive been able to emulate everything just fine
Lttp, DKC(s), Tecmo bowl, SMK, World, Earthbound, you name it
>>60281210
ZSNES UI is incredibly comfy, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>60277508
It's a northern thing
Idk about not pronouncing G sounds though
I knew a kid who said "long" as "lawn" and "finger" as "feener"
>>60281330
Ice tea > sprite > cola
>>60281294
you really like me, don't you russ-chan?
>>60277508
People from bumblefuck PA do it a fair amount.
>>60281384
of course!
>>60281330
Nothing like drinking sprite while being sick
>>60281330
When I do drink soda I generally like Dr. Pepper. Just tried Moxie recently though when I was more north looking for an apartment. Surprisingly liked it.
>>60281340
That's not what I mean by accuracy, I mean the emulator's ability to recreate the original hardware.
>>60281355
It has terrible window function and awful mouse acceleration...
>>60281407
Oh dang I haven't had moxie before, is it a cola flavor?
>>60281414
>I mean the emulator's ability to recreate the original hardware
what do you want. It even has the option for those stupid CRT filters or black bars on the sides of the screen
>go to trump rally in san jose
>forget to charge phone so it dies
>tell my friend ill only be here for a bit
>he leaves
>there for a bit
>start hearing eggs get thrown at people
>literally using people as meat shields as i run through the crowd being unharmed
Today was a good day
>>60281398
i like u 2 russ-chan
>>60281435
wew lad
>>60281431
I'm talking about the pixel-to-pixel recreation, not filters. It is down to the engine.
>>60281447
Thankyou
>>60281423
It's hard to explain honestly. It's kinda like birch beer but a little more bitter/herby. It's probably one of those things that you either love it or hate it.
>>60281452
bsnes/higan is much better
probably the best snes emulator out there
>>60281431
pleb
>>60281527
Yeah it has the highest accuracy out of any of them.
I've just never bothered to get it set up.
>>60281414
b-b-but muh snow effect
I've know plenty about the technical problems, it's unusable on my os, but the design is cozy as all hell
>>60281545
>I've just never bothered to get it set up.
it's easy
![636004000051936309-cruz-johnathan[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Sp2ZHuI.jpg "636004000051936309-cruz-johnathan[1].jpg")
http://www.indystar.com/story/news/crime/2016/06/01/indianapolis-teen-facing-multiple-counts-murder/85257872/
Around white hispanics, panic!
>>60281330
>cokes
I won't stoop to your bait, texas-kun. I like Coke zero because I drink like a fish and I don't need the extra calories.
>>60281581
I leave my emulation windows open and it might be a bit better but I can't imagine I'll notice it
>>60281567
4 flags
(quatro flags)
>>60281594
I'd worry more about people with facial tattoos. You don't have to hate tattoos to know It's a dead giveaway that they lack the ability to make good decisions.
>all these microregion flags
ree
>>60281594
that guy doesn't look hispanic at all
>>60281646
They're runnin a little wild with it
this interview is everything thats wrong with the black community desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrqVppNsD5c
I wonder when ill be able to show the flag of my address
>His house doesn't have it's own flag
drunk af desu
Why do people not seem to like New Jersey?
It looks incredibly comfy to me desu
>>60281594
Is his face photoshopped?
>>60281858
i think all the stereotypes of the people there
>>60281858
I didn't like it all that much when I was there
and people double park, that shit is stupid
>>60281848
dumb pacha poster
>>60281858
>>60281858
the jersey shore, philadelphia, the shithole that is atlantic city, runoff assholes from NYC
>>60281858
south Jersey is excellent. Everything north of trenton is really hit or miss with shitty lifeless cities, jew-dense yuppy towns and garbage plants.
The jersey shore stereotype is mostly limited to one beach, Wildwood.
>>60281893
>philadelphia
>>60281875
I imagine italian-americans in wife-beaters yelling "ay whaddyagunnadoaboutit"
hows ur diet going /cum/-chan ?~
>>60281913
its really lose to NJ, but I did goof
>>60281921
dumb stupid smug touhou poster
>>60281927
close to*
>>60281927
just a river away BABBYYYY
>>60281921
good, still on my cut and getting aesthetic
>>60281921
Not on one because I'm not a fat fuck. But, since you're asking, I lost 7 pounds since yesterday.
