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That one lad who's too scared to go shops in case he bumps into her Edition
cara
maisie
>>60262838
all me
kyary
Reminder that Scots, Welsh and Irish are not Anglos.
what is the meaning of FONT?
fanny
might impregnate a white girl for a laff
Has kay burley had a stroke?
>>60262912
FONC
>he doesn't want to fuck a french
hi this is me x
>>60262912
Fucking
Oman
Nigger
Twats
charli
>>60262912
FOPC
>>60262942
cute x
>>60262928
haha laddd
>we have a special status in the EU
England is a third world country.
Been trying to catch a moth in my room for the past two days.
considering adding greater london to the filter, not seen one good post under that flag
>>60262942
FONT
realising shes too good for me
>>60262944
thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7qc9ScYKKI
need a choong ting gf
>>60263004
these twats have invaded my flag
>>60262995
Are we in the Euro?
Are we in Schengen?
Do we have a veto on foreign policy rules?
Anonymous 06/02/16(Thu)14:49:31 No.60262944 This post has been deleted▶
>>60262912
Fuck off normie twat
>>60263006
potato famine
>>60263000
You keep posting it but fail to realise IT'S FUCKING GLASGOW YOU SCOTCH BASTARD.
>>60262942
Cheshire
who /atheist/ here?
>>60263061
looks like Barcelona to me
>>60263031
stay mad whiteboy
>>60263038
Are we a sovereign country?
Are we a fleshlight for Germany's Big Syrian Cock?
weird how they made a dracula film in 1992 and johnny depp wasn't in it
>>60263031
you love my photogenic voice don't lie tho
I thought everything was gonna change but it wasn't.
Greater London is literally black
cheeky wank before my interview tomorrow?
>>60263134
That's not what was asked. We do in fact have special status within the EU. Whether that's enough is between you and your polling card
>be londoner
>have skin the same colour as shit
The fact that we even need "special status" in the EU is a disgrace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NzsZhFvFB8
A
BLACK
PERSON
[USER WAS SENT TO EU REEDUCATION CAMP FOR THIS POST]
>>60263176
*during
>>60263184
DELET
>>60263171
Untrue, the west is paki and the north is gypsy
>>60263214
this is my gimmick and i'd rather you left it to the master
>>60263171
problem rorke?
>>60263213
all me
>>60263176
Nah, be as high test as possible
>booked a 'high-test' prozzy
>she was actually just fat
fuck sake
>“The most puzzling development in politics during the last decade is the apparent determination of Western European leaders to re-create the Soviet Union in Western Europe.”
>Mikhail Gorbachev
>http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/565258-the-most-puzzling-development-in-politics-during-the-last-decade
Really makes you think
>>60263170
You don't know what I am I'm a sick man
>all these parochial runts that can't afford to live in London and are doomed to spend their time wage slaving and popping down spoons/some dismal commercial club until they settle down with an equally uninspiring mate, pop out a few FAS babies and work until death, with a few trips to Butlins/Costa del Sol along the way
K E K
E
K
>>60263253
nicking gimmicks is my gimmick x
>>60263184
London has 3,286,506 non-whites living in 606 sq miles. That's a pooskin density of 5423/sqm.
Non-London has 4,885,313 non-whites living in 93,193 sqm. That's a pooksin density of 52/sqm
So if you were dropped in a random point in London as opposed to a random point outside London, you would be 104 times more likely to encounter a poo-skin.
And these are 2011 census figures, the situation for London will be even worse now, since whites are leaving in droves.
>tfw you will never die from being suffocated in a high-test girls thighs as she clamps her legs around your head.
>>60263285
Potato famine :)
>>60263171
yeh
half black but yeh
sick
this is a co-ordinated attack on me by cornwall and cheshite
>>60263285
potato famine
where does high test end and fat begin?
>>60263213
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzPBn5SLcxE
>>60263324
Fuck off you white cunt
Alright lads, which one of you runts posted this
>>60254497
>>60263287
outstanding post
someone tell me to have a wank
>>60263372
Fight me and we'll find out?
>>60263364
High test is like saying "special educational needs" instead of "retarded"
it's a polite form, but means the same thing. High test = fat
>>60263379
me x
>>60263387
have a wank
>>60263387
Wank me off
>>60263379
ALL me
>>60263428
>literal caveman mentality
proving his point m8 :^)
Stop calling Kernow Cornwall. It is a Celtic country and you will respect the ancient Celtic language and customs.
Gf wants me to rim her arsehole but whenever I shag her doggy she absolutely reeks of poo. Get this awful stench filling my nostrils.
How can I ask her politely to clean her ring?
>>60263466
autism level: genuine
>>60263379
thank you for reporting your fellow runt, runt. Double slop rations for you tonight
*puts cyanide in your second ration*
*switches to the Photon style*
Ah yes
>>60263473
>>60263497
Typical cowardly crackers, try enslave me now bitch
got a harpoon
>>60263372
>>60263497
>[Deleted]?
>>60263474
FOY
ah yes, impressive gimmicks
>>60263493
>women
>EVER pooing
DELET THIS
>>60263543
Disgusting ginger.
Potato famine too.
makes me laugh when any of the reddit flags users here think theyre in control
all it would take is one button press and I can get any and all the information I need to destroy you
tick...
tock...
>>60263543
peng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HesqAy0Vf48
Really makes you think
>>60263595
you're an absolute mental patient
>>60263583
I bet you're the kind of sadistic son of a bitch who called Cymru "Wales".
might buy some peanuts but i heard they cause acne so maybe not
>>60263665
>son of a bitch
FOY
>>60263622
*scribbles your name down in my deathnote*
ha... haha.... hahahaha MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
>>60263665
FOY
>>60263675
just don't drink milk
me in the black baseball cap
>>>/gif/8650801
>>60263711
fuck you bro, England is the best country in the world
Redpill me on Bet365.
It says it'll give you up to an additional £200 on your bet for nothing, but in order to then take out any money won using this, you'd need to win at least three times the amount they give you. Is this a good deal?
>>60263753
ngl gay sex looks like quite the hassle
Reminder Euron is Varys
>Both use magic, who's to say Varys isn't a glamour or a well crafted disguise
>Both support the Targs in some way, Euron wants to marry Daenerys while Varys wants them back on the throne, Euron doesn't show up until there's a civil war in his homeland to get Targ support
>Euron's crew on his ship all have their tongues removed as does Vary's spies The Little Birds, why bother doing this? It's so they wouldn't be able to blab about all the illusion shit he can do of changing into Euron or Varrys disguise
>>60263759
Good old Brazil, our best ally.
>>60263759
anime and duolingo """tb.h""""
>>60263800
Get your acceptance to Hogwarts yet there Gandalf lmao?
>>60263800
Also Euron is the Drowned God and Varys has been refereed too before as Merling, this could be a subtle hint referencing to his Iron Islands origin.
>>60263849
fuck off spic
>>60263800
Reminder Moon Boy is Azor Ahai
i fly up like a balloon
>>60263805
Go fuck yourself. I'm not that dumb Brazilian monkey from yesterday who was shitposted on the /Brit/ threads. I love England. I love the people, the weather, the food and everything else. I'm not a HUEHUEHUEHUE kind of Brazilian. I really love England! I'd fucking die for England.
>>60263905
potato famine
dubs and we all get a tights gf
Has anybody else who votes by post had theirs rejected? My vote was rejected because I apparently hadn't signed it
>>60263905
potato famine
>>60263915
Not gay but I'd fuck a twink
>>60263921
why do you always disappoint me
>>60263931
can you vote again?
>>60263911
HUHUH UH AHAHAH UHUHUHU HIHI
>>60263921
you ruined it you dumb mong
>>60263931
Can't you sue your city hall or something if they reject it again and you signed it properly?
>>60263921
Dubs and we all wake up with 3 inch willies
>>60263911
Fair enough lad you're alright.
really like this new gimmick giving me all these free (You)s
>>60263984
orthodox christians >>>> pseudo christian pirates
>>60264026
potato famine
>>60263911
Chupando as bolas do gringo seu negro? Se mate.
I WANT BRITAIN TO LEAVE the european union
>aussies
Would you rather have...
A thick, 8 inch willy
or
The girl of your dreams gives you a blowjob, up to 30 minutes long
?
I WANT BRITAIN TO LEAVE the "vote leave" campaigners on a boat in the atlantic ocean haha x
>>60264026
Potato famine?
>>60263984
FOBC
how the fuck do I regulate the radiator turning thing
stupid pile of shit
dubs and i find a new gf within a year
>>60264098
second cos I already have the first :)
>>60264131
>>60264063
anime and duolingo """tb.h""" hahaha
Wow this really woked me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwHiJg6LAzc
>>60264098
>up to 30 minutes
kek, I'd be done in 2
big dick pls
>>60264098
why would i choose to decrease my willy size? smug_pepe_32.png
>>60264051
>obviously just googled "FOJF"
>being this ignorant of /brit/ gimmick culture
off yourself cholo
>>60264178
*bashes your face in*
FOS
England = KEKED
We're cucking you out of Brexit hahaha your tears are going to be so delicious hahaha
>>60264201
>lasting 2 minutes
think we've got a typeface over here boys
>>60264138
what do you mean
>we wont be leaving the eu and cameron wont be kicked out with boris taking his place and deporting all the pakis and instituting a points based australian style immigration system
>>60264208
pirate scum
>>60264220
yanki puto
>>60264026
Potato famine
>>60264255
I only need to heat one room so I'm trying to turn all the others off
Setting it on 0 does nothing
>>60264240
you're a nigger in white flesh
dubs and i get a gf but also my dick falls off and i die
>>60264240
why can't we vote for scotland to fuck off
>>60264277
bananas
>>60264288
oh shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>60264262
Dumb Pablo. Go sell your drugs.
>>60264306
England is ruled by the Scots. "English rule" is a lie sold to us to keep us in line.
>>60264392
not doing it very well
I'm unironically autistic
>>60264392
you can only set your own country
>>60264392
how many bicycles are there there lad
>>60263998
she is so perfect.
man this album is absolutely mental
this band uses no guitars
its incredibly meme tier, gonna have to give it a few listens i think it really feel it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUgpSZ2XYpE
>People born in the year 2000 are 16 now.
>>60264435
no she isn't
lads i unironically have the chance to lose my virginity to a virgin girl in a wheelchair
i don't know what to think, she can use her legs getting in and out of the chair but not for more than 30-40 seconds
i'm not sure if i should do it, i don't want to fuck up her first time because i'd feel bad cause she's disabled
she's been texting me and giving hints for a while then propositioned me for sex earlier, asked if i wanted to sleep at her house tomorrow
please give me some advice i don't know what to do, my initial thought is yes
>>60264473
shut the fuck up you paki
should i join the reddit flags botnet?
fuck, need to shave again.
just noticed i left some hair
soon
the standardisation of language and grammar is an upper class ideology that paints non-users as uneducated and inferior
>>60264464
>american_banter.jar
>>60264497
kurds getting alliance with western powers make me feel bad
>>60264490
fuck off i'll fucking knock you out
>>60262850
Every single /Brit/ thread I see this Dutch guy with his photos of Cara. He's dedicated, I like him
>1st of June
TIME_FROG.png
>>60264473
Do it
It may be the only opportunity you ever get to have sex
You HAVE to do it lad
>>60264502
t. american negro
>i have no friends
>>60264555
actually it was some commie's article that came up on my facebook for some reason
>/brit/ is filled with benders
>not even cool benders but autistic bottoms
>>60264541
>implying "'"''"'"'"'"he"'"'''"""'''" isn't just some automated bot
>>60264568
I'm your friend
>>60264494
I always do a shave in the evening, then another one in the morning to catch anything I missed
>>60264541
i like you too booboo
>>60264523
you have the shittest opinions on the planet
stop talking about world politics please
>>60264568
I'll be your pen pal
>>60264598
this
dubs and the men will kick the ball into the goal soon
I like Cara's pig nose it's cute and turns me on
Too bad she's a lezza
Could really go for a posh bird to disrobe and get on all fours and let me have a shag
fancy a bum?
>>60264502
alternatively it helps people gain access to a far wider amount of information and gives them the ability to communicate equally with their peers, rather than being excluded because they speak some incomprehensible gibberish only spoken in one tiny valley
>Australians have to share a general with Balkans
>Its so bad they have to shitpost in superior generals
doing my best
>>60264473
jesus dude, just do it. If she wants to do it with you, then the only way you can fuck it up is rejecting it.
>>60264590
Only a Rasheed would need to shave that much
FOP
>>60264639
that's my pic.
vocaroo of me repeatedly slapping my dick against my headset microphone:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z5Hyn7YpJC
consumed approximately 3000 calories today
don't like these new mongs tarnishing my already bad reputation
lads, remember a few days ago when i was complaining about how i couldn't find the av cable for my playstation?
i found it, and it wasn't where i left it
>>60264662
Aussies BTFO
How will they ever recover?
>>60264473
is she hot
>>60264689
I shave once every 4 days
I said stuff I missed, not a fresh shave you stupid fat fucking yank
hi herts
>>60264717
at zero so far
should probably go eat something
did the armenian genocide happen
>>60264729
you the lad who's guitar was played by a ghost?
>>60264759
yes
only literal rasheeds say otherwise
>>60264729
*x-files theme starts playing*
>>60264717
what the fuck are you eating you fucking hippo?
>>60264739
potato famine
>>60264759
yes
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/belief/2016/jun/02/national-borders-exist-to-pen-poor-people-into-reservations-of-poverty
thoughts?
>>60264568
Is that why you come to /brit/?
consumed approximately 3000 willies today
>>60264662
it's baltics thank you very much
and they're not that bad
hi west lothian x
>>60264717
*pokes you in the gut*
>this is the height of Latino comedy
>>60264805
potato famine
>>60264748
>>60264825
*grabs both your hands and touches them*
>>60264815
>Sharing a general with non anglos
>Not bad
Bruce, be honest.
>>60264802
well thats all good and dandy, but can;t they all swarm somewhere else?
I don't really want my country to become some sprawling smog choked, wog infested megacity
>>60264747
How much of a spacker are you that you can't get all the hairs in one go?
Making an iced coffee lads
another vocaroo of me farting: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yyJvx82Z9Z
>>60264871
hey, no
I am the official yank poster of /brit/
>>60264871
my facial hair is the same colour as my face so sometimes I miss it and I can only tell when I touch it
>>60264834
Oh man I'm dyin'!
>>60263110
Grass looks too healthy to be Catalunya
>>60264896
no hypocrisy here lads
none at all
Just cummed everywhere over granny porn again lads
A candle...
>>60264910
GOLLYWOG DETECTED
>>60264910
hello djembe
>>60264984
virus do not click
>tfw no Kazakh phenotype gf
>pootugal
>>60264896
really makes you think
haha I'm not actually from west lothian.
do wish I lived in livingstone though
>>60264951
One candle
>portulel
>>60264994
>tfw born in kazakhstan and have no idea what kazakhs look like
can tell you those eyes are extremely rare though
>>60264983
>>60264952
wrong
>>60265041
FOY
Mosley did nothing wrong
Really like this girl but think she has some black heritage in her. She's light skinned but not quite white and has slightly frizzy hair. Think she may be a quadroon or octoroon lads.
>Unitaid Kingdom
>>60265034
feel betrayed
http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/reports/news/a43755/campaign-to-ban-hun/
UNA VELA
>>60265138
If I was a millionaire and someone offered me a free tenner, I'd take it
*throws money at a pole dancing brit*
>All of my posts have gotten (you)'s today
I have so much wit.
>>60265106
He wasn't tough enough on Yanks
>>60265185
Hello Chaim
>>60265138
daily reminder that the marshall plan was never about selflessness but rather about needing buyers for american made product thus further kickstarting your economy into the 21st century
>>60265138
what does this mean
since when? what for? what do you define as aid? just giving us money for no reason is just a little silly
PIRATES
>>60265171
can someone translate this for me?
Reminder that 9/11 was so terrible that Dr DOOM; who has literally killed tens of millions on earth and untold millions in other dimensions, cried
>>60265163
hmm yes, banning words always works.
PIRATES PIRATES PIRATES
>>60265129
What's wrong with having black heritage? Black girls are sexy.
>>60265261
u ok hun??
>>60265269
>What's wrong with having black heritage?
>>60265250
>>60265250
A candle
>his city doesn't have its own flag
Aren't you a little embarrassed? To be living in a non-city, I mean?
on the whisky
>>60265277
call me fenian, hun ;) xoxo
>Meme magic lads
https://twitter.com/br_uk/status/738468725234503681
>the fall of the social makeup of my eposice
>>60265255
cringe
>>60265307
lol a racist paki
>>60265341
pirate scum
>>60265230
>>60265138
>>60265235
more that by creating a massive debt to American on the part of the remaining European great powers, the US could keep them under control and threaten to call in the debt if they wen;t out of line.
its economic slavery to the US
>>60265379
You're next.
>>60265357
>>60265365
pirate
>>60265379
Llama a /lat/ yo voy a /ita/
hungry
foreigners spoken foreign languages
>>60265417
ewww a pirate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axHoy0hnQy8
me when normies try to relate to me
>>60262838
I like your threads :]
>>60265428
Eat my dick, love.
>>60265313
Yorkists should have won 2bh
>>60265397
so its debt not aid? they're not the same (dont think we'll be calling back in the ebola aid costs from the blacks anytime soon haha)
>>60265379
haha you live somewhere named after a cute dog xDD
hahh cucked LOL
59°11'06.8"N 2°45'59.2"W
Need a bottom second from left gf
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eeb_1464380357
>spics
>>60265534
the gf bottom row 2nd from the left
>>60265534
you forgot this chum xx
>>60265464
cheers x
breakfast - lunch - tea - supper
>>60265534
are mark and poleaboo related
>>60265524
>ENGLISH bulldog
>SCOTTISH terrier
>>60265534
me bottom row 2nd from left
>>60265379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9yvb03R2qs
Important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10380640
http://www.strawpoll.me/10380640
http://www.strawpoll.me/10380640
>>60265575
oops teehee I meant this chum WHOOPS!
>>60265602
>yanks
please fuck off
>>60265580
>>60265580
FUCK OFF
>>60265617
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PUEEEEEEEEEDE SEEEEEEEEEEER NOOOOOOOO
>>60265457
this should have been the final episode
what is your best beer?
>>60265636
imagine becoming a meme from such a simple mistake
madness, that's what this is.
>>60265651
You gonna yelp at me till I kick you?
>>60265685
is this video racist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKWyJOz1rUU
This would be the perfect time for cameron to distance himself from supporting turkey and them joining the EU by recognising the Armenian genocide
>>60265705
The one I made last week
>>60265736
AAAAH brits are really racists....even worse than those yankis
>>60265705
http://coolmaterial.com/home/brewmeister-snake-venom-the-worlds-strongest-beer/
>>60265512
it is aid but aid often hurts as much as it helps if not more
and the US did use that debt leverage repeatedly to twist Europe's arm
desu the entire approach to Europe on the part of the US prior to, during, and after the war was entirely predatory at the expense of Europeans.
trying to torrent something from a private tracker and there is no seeds
fuck
>>60265636
this was so funny. he probably came back 2 days later and was still being bantered
Yeah vote leave. Complete our journey towards irrelevance which began since the Suez Crisis. We could have been one of the leading pillars of a united European nation, but you're choosing to become a satellite.
Having no curtains is really unsettling
>>60265786
>67%
Wew
>>60265597
always thought mark was a rasheed but i think he's white
>>60265534
Who's on the bottom left?
>>60265636
>>60265710
>>60265822
explain. was he the tripfag that doxxed hinself?
>>60265879
prefer not to say
