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cara
SCOTLAND
going to enjoy myself tomorrow
going to off myself tomorrow
maisie
kpop
Have a fantasy of tieing cornwilly up and then making him watch me shagging a bird whilst he furiously shouts FONT
hmmmm, yes... those good old soviets would surely NEVER make anything up for propaganda purposes
>>60258197
don't, why don't you come out for the day with me instead?
>>60258208
>tieing
it's tyeing
>tfw you have a dream about your oneitis
It fucking hurts
>>60258172
About bloody time
>one chance of life
>wasn't born in a first world country
Seriously how long is this fucking weather going to last? I've put on 10 stone since last year and I'm too ashamed to go out in summer clothes, but I can't and stay in like this. I am an utter melt atm.
what kind of traitorous deluded white person doesn't support brexit and trump?
>>11358555
Really made me do a think this
wanted a ps4 since they came out but couldn't afford one and now they're bringing out the 4.5 and telling ps4 owners to go fuck themselves basically
guess my poverty was a blessing in disguise
>>60258134
this man walks up to you and says, "just be confident bro"
what do you do
>>60258208
Got a fantasy about tying him up and shagging him desu
>>60258197
can I get all your memes?
>I've put on 10 stone since last year
>>60258254
>>60258289
Can't decide who's the bigger mong
Wow so BRAVE x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOhzq1oO-lk
>>60258297
>tfw bought one
>tfw barely use it because even my shitty tv box is a better media player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJYexBnOnBc
hmmm yes very impressive
>>60258270
Where is this that the chavs still unironically wear trackies?
>FONT
arial xD
draw your wageslave colleagues
pic related
>>60258302
launceston
>>60258326
baited
>>60258308
Well I was underweight before. I just let the gain spiral out of control.
>>60258332
would slam
>>60258374
erm actually that's a typeface
>>60258332
high test
I'm black. I'm a nigger. My skin is brown. I'm from Africa. My cousin is a grime mc.
fuck off you colossal twat
>>60258358
>speak out against islam and they'll kill you
ah yes, the perfect reason to be tolerant
>>60258392
How much do you weigh now lad?
>>60258358
Is this fucking real
>>60258441
called it
>>60258358
>let your enemy do what they want or theyll kill you
sounds like a nice ideology
>>60258358
just kill all muslims, you'd solve like half the world's problems if not more
>undefined
why does this happen anyway?
>>60258378
yeah mate just give me 6 hours lol
>>60258282
One that doesn't fall for idiotic populism and has closely examined the data and information presented to them.
Oops, I mean XD XD A LE CUK LEL
>just kill all muslims, you'd solve like half the world's problems if not more
>>60258460
Stop pretending to be me
I'm inbred. I have 3 eyes. I have low IQ. I'm from Cornwall. My cousin is Maisie.
>>60258474
20 stone. At my lowest two years ago I was 6 stone.
I am going to be dead by the time I'm 40.
>>60258546
literally true though same with jews
>>60258532
Rasheed
>actually that's a typeface
We kpop
>>60258584
That's mental mate. Are you seeing a doctor about this?
who else /sittingatthecomputerinjusttheirpantsandsocks/ here?
>>60258576
same haha
>>60258546
not an argument
Daily reminder
>>60258576
>I have 3 eyes
and the third one is clearly calcified
Mental seeing derelict, graffiti ridden council blocks next to £1million houses. London is a funny old place lads
>>60258660
>£1million houses
This actually means nothing
There's council houses going for above a million now
The nicer houses are above £3 million
>>60258597
Ooops did forget to mention LE MUZZIE RASHEED AMIRITE XD XD KEKEK!?!?
>One that doesn't fall for idiotic populism and has closely examined the data and information presented to them.
>hilary clinton puts out facebook posts in spanish
haha oh wow
>One that doesn't fall for idiotic populism and has closely examined the data and information presented to them.
>wonderwoman uses an invisible plane
that's really stupid, who the fuck came up with that?
>>60258700
This wasn't even in central, though. Near Hammersmith. A nice apartment is around the million mark, you're right about houses being a bit more my bad. My grandfather bought a house in Islington in the 80's for £25k, still has it too, lucky bastard.
>One that doesn't fall for idiotic populism and has closely examined the data and information presented to them.
Why are Rasheeds so easily triggered?
>>60258297
How many people even have 4K tvs though?
>>60258607
Yeah. She has told me I basically completely and utterly ruined my heart.
I used to love summer, but now I want to kill myself because I feel pathetic for staying inside all the time.
unpopular opinion: migration is good but mass migration is bad
vocaroo your farts
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eGuEF9GoC3
going to kill this mong
>One that doesn't fall for idiotic populism and has closely examined the data and information presented to them.
>>60258804
literally UKIP
>>60258358
Ahh see this Muslim says we shouldn't speak out against Muslims so if course she's right.
>>60258797
Didn't you have support when gaining weight from 6 stone? They shouldn't have let you go that far.
>>60258779
FOB
>>60258282
I support Brexit and Sanders.
>>60258829
try me
might do a switch to linux for everything but games and ableton live
>One that doesn't fall for idiotic populism and has closely examined the data and information presented to them.
>>60258795
not many but apparently the new one is pretty much necessary for playstation vr
One that doesn't fall for idiotic populism and has closely examined the data and information presented to them.
>>60258779
>My grandfather bought a house in Islington in the 80's for £25k
Nice Islington or Trayvon Islington?
>might do a switch to linux
>>60258816
>One that doesn't fall for idiotic populism and has closely examined the data and information presented to them
>>60258897
buy a mac™
>buy a mac™
>>60258847
nah
UKIP hate immigrants and say Britain shouldn't have any
it's the Tories who just want to limit immigration to normal levels
Post things that don't exist.
I'll start.
>>60258979
i already have a good desktop
*applies to about 20 jobs*
*doesn't get a single interview*
Listening to Skinny Puppy
>>60258983
super fast fedora
>>60259013
i have both desu
don't bring my desktop to uni with me though
>>60259013
FOB
>nah
>UKIP hate immigrants and say Britain shouldn't have any
>it's the Tories who just want to limit immigration to normal levels
>>60258487
>let your enemy do what they want or theyll kill you
Muslims aren't the enemy though. Islamists are.
You need to learn the difference.
Prince died from heroin lmao the smackhead gay prick
>>60259007
the universe is a simulation
>>60258740
>>60258759
>>60258792
>>60258899
>>60258955
Damn, I forgot another time, the LE PATHETIC FEDORA EUPHORIA MAN XD! XD! KEKEKEKLELELEL.
Who else did I forget?
>LE DUMB WOMEN AHAHAHA RUIN MUH CIVILISATIONS !!!XDXDXD!!!
or perhaps
>LE JOOS XD XD XD!!! LE JOOS XD XD!!!!!!
>>60258909
>forget to actually quote
Embarrassing.
>>60258994
>it's the Tories who just want to limit immigration to normal levels
>this is what normies actually believe
why havent they done it then? fucking plonker.
>>60259032
well i also already have a laptop as well but i rarely use it
>>60259033
get a job
>>60259028
nice
Buy to let landlord just put my rent up
>>60259032
guarantee your parents paid for both your £1000 desktop and £1500 mac
you disgust me
>>60259082
starting one in july
still couldn't afford a mac or desktop
>>60258900
>drop $2k for a 4K tv
>drop $600 for psvr
>drop $600-$800 on ps4k
I'll stick with Battlefield 1 on my regular ps+TV
>>60259028
good lad
>>60259063
>>>60258740
>>>60258759
>>>60258792
>>>60258899 (You)
>>>60258955
>Damn, I forgot another time, the LE PATHETIC FEDORA EUPHORIA MAN XD! XD! KEKEKEKLELELEL.
>Who else did I forget?
>>LE DUMB WOMEN AHAHAHA RUIN MUH CIVILISATIONS !!!XDXDXD!!!
>or perhaps
>>LE JOOS XD XD XD!!! LE JOOS XD XD!!!!!!
>>>60258909
>>forget to actually quote
>Embarrassing.
>>60259052
fuck off rasheed
>>60259112
£500~ desktop and £850 macbook desu
and i paid myself
All memeing aside:
How is a law abiding Muslim who doesn't want to impose Islam on Britain a problem?
>>60258979
>>60258983
>8 seconds
*nods respectfully at you*
>Damn, I forgot another time, the LE PATHETIC FEDORA EUPHORIA MAN XD! XD! KEKEKEKLELELEL.
>Who else did I forget?
>>LE DUMB WOMEN AHAHAHA RUIN MUH CIVILISATIONS !!!XDXDXD!!!
>or perhaps
>>LE JOOS XD XD XD!!! LE JOOS XD XD!!!!!!
need new headphones
edit: alri lad what's google doing with "chemin" haha
>>>>60258899 (You)
>>60259132
>and i paid myself
with your parents' money
>>60258866
Not when I started to put on weight no, that was just a thing I thought about normally going about. I only started appointments when I realised I fucked up.
>>60259063
woman
>>60259151
wish I looked like this
>>60259052
Islam is by its own admission a violent faith that relies on fear and intimidation to spread its rotten claws across the world
>>60259132
>i paid myself
and where did you get that from? doubt you've earnt a penny in your life
>My Crohns has left me with a permanent ileostomy, no large intestine, colon, rectum, anus, or inner thigh muscles as they were used for plastic surgery on my wounds.
thoughts?
>>60259196
yeah
>>60259139
The problem is they don't exist
how is 1350 pounds even a lot you nonces
>>60259139
Trick question because there are non
>>60259209
i've had an online job doing a bit of programming for years now, that makes me a decent amount
also uni gave me a bursary which i used for my desktop
>>60259222
see above
>>60259139
Fuck off Rasheed
nothing exists stop arguing
>by its own admission
nothing exists stop arguing
>>60259225
>>60259257
I said all memeing aside...
>>60259063
Very good straw men
I bet you could think of more of you put your mind to it
What happens in Wales?
>>60259242
fuck off literal billionaire
>>60259259
all bullshit desu
>be me
>be poor
>can't get job
>want to die
>>60259161
Start cutting senpai, do some light exercise and you can slowly work up to being fit as a butcher's dog
You're gonna be a shredded sick cunt one day mate
>>60259309
ok hun xx
>>60259218
>body positivity
Don't get this meme
It's just showing off isn't it
>>60259295
the south is shit
the north is a mountain
>>60259282
Fuck off Rasheed
>i've had an online job doing a bit of programming for years now, that makes me a decent amount
>>60259139
>who doesn't want to impose Islam on Britain
Anyone who fits this description is not muslim. Muslims by definition must support a sharia caliphate and using jihad as the method of achieving that. That is what the book says.
>>60259295
Rain and hills.
>>>60259295
Die walisische ficken Schafe .
>>60259295
what happens in wales stays in wales
got an online job shagging slags that makes me a decent amount
>I said all memeing aside...
>>60259259
booo
we're ganging up on you x
Wew
>>60259218
My cousin got diagnosed with Crohns recently, poor lass
Hope she doesn't need to get her arse amputated too
>>60259388
arial xD
>>60259218
Yea, Crohns is really bad. I've read about it. It an completely debilitate people's lives.
Gastrointestinal problems are so bad. Thankfully FMT is helping many people out.
>>60259357
You're implying that all Muslims must believe the same things though. They probably don't given how many there are. It's like saying all Christians have the same beliefs.
>got an online job shagging slags that makes me a decent amount
>>60259398
yes i am very upset at this
please stop at once
>>60259122
You do know that you're not meant to actually give a (you) to me right? At least get it right like this pathetic shit scum: >>60259145
>>60259172
Nope. Tri-gendered actually.
>>60259289
>implying the entire thing hasn't been a strawman
FOY.
vodka literally sold out in Tesco because exams are over
might buy a chromebook for the sole purpose of comfyposting in bed. thoughts?
>>60259425
>You do know that you're not meant to actually give a (you) to me right? At least get it right like this pathetic shit scum
>>60259295
weird men roam the valleys singing in perfect harmony
chicken is ready lads
did it with chilli pepper and ginger
wish me luck x
>>60259357
thank god you are here, without your input people would know less about things they don't care about.
I have a maths degree from Cambridge. Don't argue with me.
women are literally ruining society
>>60259448
Keep thinking your flag is India
>>60259407
Name some Moslem countries that aren't authoritarian shitholes or failed states.
ugu
lol
>>60259404
Tell her to look into Fecal Transplants.
They have 90%+ cure rates for people with those problems.
charlis arse lads
>>60259425
>You do know that you're not meant to actually give a (you) to me right? At least get it right like this pathetic shit scum: >>60259145
>>60259423
here's a pic I hope you enjoy
Jesus was a homeless Jew.
>>60259515
england
>>60259553
i prefer dogs
>>60259492
I think most people ITT care about the islamification of the west
Muslims are all mentally ill, every last one of them. Absolutely suicidal to let these savage beasts into our beautiful country.
the flag stealing runt left
once again I win
>>60259515
England
>>60259515
Tunisia is a full democracy. Lebanon, Turkey, Palestine are pretty much democracies with small problems.
It's not like Muslims aren't fighting for democracy. Look at the Arab Spring. The leaders of those countries are just cunts.
Any fellow Land Rover owners here?
Inhuman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClWfdRUYrK4
if i see someone wearing a che guevara shirt, should i explain to them that he was a murderer who killed women and children or would that be autisic behaviour?
>>60259586
No I didn't nigger
>reddit flags
Get the fuck out.
>>60259584
That's a generalisation.
I doubt Ozil a savage beast who is mentally ill.
>>60259599
>Look at the Arab Spring. The leaders of those countries are just cunts.
Yeah and who's trying to replace the leaders?
Islamists
Egypt, Syria and Libya turned out great huh
>>60259584
good post
>>60259510
what a silly billy you are
Welsh bird
>>60259586
i also did not leave 8^)
Soulseek a shit
Somebody send me a What.cd invite, cheers.
>>60259641
>Turks
99% of Turks haven't touched a Quran in their lives
They literally drink and smoke all day
That's why they're slightly ahead of other Muslims
>>60259653
I don't dispute that terrorists came along and turned the revolution into a power grab. I mean terrorists are opportunists by definition. Just saying that the Arab Spring started as a movement for greater democracy, human rights etc.
>>60259218
>no inner thigh muscles
dat thigh gap tho
>>60259694
can but won't
>Your results are expected to be released on: To be confirmed
Looking at the new girl at works twitter and she retweeted an image about not liking dicks that are less than 8 inches
>>60259755
would be wasted desu, I'm a leech hehe
>Not all Muslims are terrorists
ah yes northern england
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUsrDJetjew
>mfw people in this thread AREN'T in love with rose
The fuck is wrong with them brahs?
>>60259802
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>>60259713
mate, its half term, give up.
>>60259830
me in the window
>>60259883
yes thank you this is much better
>>60259883
those aren't dogs those are cats with dogs heads photoshopped onto them you idiot
>>60259802
Women literally think 6 inch dicks are 8 inches
>open thread
>scroll through really quickly
>nothing but fedora
What if humans and earth are just a science experiment for alien kids to show the effects of industrialization and technology?
>>60259931
that poster was just making a joke you plonker
Northerner here.
Need to get out of this shithole quick.
>>60259931
>photoshopped
you flatter me
Just back from the gym
Saw a pair of nuns while shopping in the market afterwards for lunch and panicked
bowed a little and said 'Gloria Deo' then ran off while they gave me a weird look
>>60259955
FONT
>>60259974
we've taught them a valuable lesson
Did a dream about Taylor Swift last night lads.
>>60259931
>I'm a forensic photoshop expert
I'm a vet and I can't see the joins.
>>60259955
literally this. birds unironically tell me my dick is pretty big when i'm distinctly average
>>60260042
how big was his penis?
>>60259970
Every time.
>bowed a little and said 'Gloria Deo'
>>60260062
Going to have to FONT this post
>>60260062
FONT
>the UCLA shooter was Indian
who was circulating the image of the white guy
>>60260077
There was no sex in the dream.
>>60260010
>tfw you'll never corrupt a nun qt
>oh anon I c-can't, it's a sin!
>>60259553
blacked
There is literally nothing wrong with northern England.
>>60259974
Wouldn't a civilisation advanced enough to conduct that kind of experimental already have gone through industrialisation?
>>60260120
they were young and qt too but Nuns make me nervous
>>60260117
probably pajeet
>>60260117
The white guy standing next to Milo? Or the white guy in a shirt and tie? The first one is just a man with an odd face. The second was the victim.
>>60260117
the media trying to stir up trouble as usual
>>60260136
fuck off jackie elliot
>>60260136
Ah hello Rasheed, back from mosque already?
>>60260121
reminder that cuckoldry is the thinking mans fetish
me on the right
why are doctors so tall? I've had 3 doctors in the last 2 years and they were all at least 6'3"
>Going to have to FONT this post
i need a one dance
got a hennessy in my hand
>>60260256
only genetically alpha humans can get into and pass medical school
>>60260256
superior genetics
Boyhood is a fucking shite film
if Rooney stays fit, we'll win the Euros
got blood on my fists and there's no remorse
>>60260361
>watching that meme film
>>60260361
Fuck off I'll bang you mate
>>60260351
>>60260346
LONDONAS FINK ALIKE
>>60260361
Nonce
>Catholics
might unironically use fedora linux
>>60260361
it took 12 years to make
>>60260467
>not arch
>>60260361
>any Linklater film
>>60260394
are you the one with the nice voice
>>60260361
It really is, watched it with my gf at the time because she wanted to see it, she fucking fell asleep and I had to sit through that shite
>>60260450
Tiocfaidh ár lá
we need to be more bro tier
>>60260494
used arch for a while but i'd rather something that just werks tbqh
>>60260231
>Southerners calling others pakis
L O L
might try to become an actor
i think with my naturally creepy and gaunt but tall and handsome appearance i'd make a good horror villain
>>60260510
nah that's me
Ahh yes, Boyhood was indeed shit.
*turns on anime film and loads up reddit*
Much better
>>60260550
friendly reminder to pacman -Syu
>>60260524
FONT
having a racist thought
Boyhood was good.
Not amazing, not shit. Good.
Like the look of this England line up for the euros tbf, maybe swap Milner for Wheelchair. Think it's the right formation though, we don't need any le pacey black men on the wings
>>60259151
Handsome feller
>>60260645
it was an entertaining flick
>>60260633
no don't
>>60260647
doesn't matter, you're not getting out of the groups.
>boyhood
>>60260633
Rorke
>>60260697
>wanting to remove freckles
literal rasheed al-mohammed
new
>>60260718
>>60260718
>>60260718
bothers me how many JFs /brit/ attracts
i maybe the son of 2 immigrants myself but at least i reside here and not in fucking burgerland or potatolnad etc.
>>60260510
the one somebody (you?) hilariously described as a "photogenic voice"? ya das me
>>60260660
>replying to a 29 minute 27 second old post
you're on thin ice, yank
>>60260697
If you don't have freckles you are not white
>>60260707
>the city of scotland
>>60260745
fuck off JF prick
go home
>>60260741
WAY FUCKING EARLY YOU STUPID CUNT
J*NNY
based janitor
>>60260810
alri janny
>>60260793
try again
janitore pendejo
IT WAS FORETOLD
>>60260137
Well no I meant its just like a science experiment for like alien teenagers.
he doesn't paid for the work he performs
>>60260925
>he doesn't paid
criminal genetics
criminal grammar
Burn everything British but their coal.
>>60260741
JHAN'D
Many of you lack self-control.
>>60260965
criminality isn't a genetic trait ok
>>60260985
mate the janny is going to SLAUGHTER you
>>60259218
>no rectum/anus
how does she poo
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