fuck yuros edition
Where is he???
>>60256405
HE'S HERE
starting to like this gimmick
AMERICANS STOP MAKING THREADS
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO DO ONE
FUCK
>>60256382
>>60258140
apologize for polish death camps
>>60258245
>killing Jews
>bad
>>60258336
Should've killed gypsies instead.
Dark blue when?
>>60256405
Oh good fucking lord
yo
>>60259971
Hey Hong Kong.
hate the summer
>>60262964
>wake up under quilt
>die
>have a wank
>die
>go outside
>die
>stay inside
>die
Bought a crow caller this morning lads, and a caller for wood pigeon, a magpie whistle and a fox caller.
I'm surprised at how easy it was to get them to land but they are nervous as fuck, and loud.
They seem terrified of the sparrows which is disappointing desu.
Sparrows are the shittiest bird in Ireland, want to buy a tame sparrowhawk or buzzard.
Also magpies can fuck off.
Hopefully I'll have more crow tomorrow.
>>60264141
>want to buy a tame sparrowhawk or buzzard.
For what purpose?
>>60264474
To kill the poxy sparrows that kept stealing my crow bread, the fearless little shits.
>>60264558
Forgot pic
>>60264659
I have that same bowl.
>>60264558
Have you considered the possibility that you are mentally ill?
>>60264706
Send pics
>>60265155
Don't mock crowanon, he's achieving the thing I've dreamed about for years. He's a real inspiration.
Voted Sinn fein again lads
>>60265614
>he's achieving the thing I've dreamed about for years.
To be so spiteful you go to any length with some bizarre scheme just to annoy some people?
>>60265902
Meant moreso having a crow army, but yes spiting people is also good.
>>60256382
somebody has the "we from boston are more irish than nowadays people from ireland" copypasta? I need it
>>60266139
Can't be bothered cropping out the top desu.
>>60266269
thanks
>>60266139
what you need is an English lesson
>>60265155
No I am not.
>any length
>feeding some crows
How do you ever actually achieve anything with that attitude?
Also how do you come to the conclusion that I am doing this out of spite.
>bizarre scheme
Oh so now having a tame crow army is... OK fair enough
>>60266522
>Also how do you come to the conclusion that I am doing this out of spite.
Didn't you say it was to ruin your neighbours barbeque? And are you the same guy that tried to look really knackerish so his new neighbours won't bother him?
>>60266522
>How do you ever actually achieve anything with that attitude?
Takes considerable commitment and a lightening of the pocket.
>Also how do you come to the conclusion that I am doing this out of spite.
From reading your previous posts.
>>60266653
Essentially I want to be able to have my crow army shit all over their garden at my whim and hopefully put them off having barbecues altogether.
I am not being spiteful at all I am simply doing them a favour, barbecues are very antisocial and the carbon on the food causes cancer and makes my house smell like an incinerator.
What would you suggest, by the way it isn't just a disposable bbq, it's a fucking giant pit that they had burning all week, at lunch till after dinner, then after dinner they fill it with sticks and leave it burning away.
>>60266845
>from making assumptions and jumping to conclusions based on my own projections
ftfy
>>60267155
>What would you suggest
Maybe be more social rather than such a grumpyguts.
Then they might invite you to the barbecues.
>>60267155
>Essentially I want to be able to have my crow army shit all over their garden at my whim and hopefully put them off having barbecues altogether.
>I am not being spiteful at all
>I am simply doing them a favour
>barbecues are very antisocial
I love you anon, please keep us posted.
>>60267297
I'm far from grumpy, they went in early today I'm presuming due to the noise of my crow caller and all the crows and sparrows, surprisingly loud.
Also today I was very social, made a new friend, pic related, he stayed around longer than the rest of them, I'm guessing it's a raven and the others were grey crow and rook.
>>60267472
Caw
>>60267472
Where do you get these crow callers? How much are they?
>>60267227
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>>60227960
If you say so. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>60267524
I bought them off done deal for 20quid
They are all acme whistles and cost about 10-20 new online.
>>60267668
>autisim
Yes I say so. I am being very benevolent considering the circumstances.
This is the best /éire/ in months.
>>60267964
>le crowman
epic
Holy shit.
https://www.donedeal.ie/otherfarming-for-sale/purebred-crows/12303780
>>60268077
Now who's being grumpy
>>60268284
Crowanon u can buy ur army u autistic cunt
Maybe they can also be ur friends
>>60268333
>implying we're the same person
still as spiteful as ever
>>60259021
>Romania above Bulgaria
wot?
>>60268449
We are the same person you fuck.
>>60268528
So all potato niggers are the same?
Colour me surprised
>>60268449
I know, you really do seem very spiteful. To attack me and imply I'm mentally ill just because I have a fledgling murder of crows and you don't. Childish really but the first step is recognising you have a problem so I have to give you credit for atleast that.
>>60268583
You deserve a (You) for spelling colour correctly.
>>60268649
>caring about the ridiciously autistic differences between british and american english
spaz
>>60268387
>>60268284
Nah I'd rather my murder be free and come to me by choice, its a bit immoral to cage wild born birds imo. If I caged a prey bird, sparrowhawk/buzzard it would have to have hatched in a cage
@60268973
How rude.
Neighbours are now knocking on my door bothering me, asking me to come over for a few drinks and some complimentary finger food. I WISH THEY WERE DEAD AHHHHHHHHHH. Cunts.
Can't wait until I've trained my crow army to attack on command. Gonna buy some special crow sausages from Albania off Donedeal so they know where to target.
>>60269105
That isn't exactly a shitpost, but it is a really shitty post. Not very imaginative.
Surely you can do a better job parodying me
>>60269186
>Not very imaginative.
>Surely you can do a better job parodying me
>>60269105
godspeed crowanon, godspeed
>>60269105
>Neighbours are now knocking on my door
Don't answer, then they'll think they know you and continue to bother you. It won't be long before they're asking to """""""""""""borrow""""""""""""" things.
>complimentary finger food
Cheap bastards, get a real meal.
>>60269265
Not remotely funny, hence not a parody.
Can you vote in the EU referendum or what? I'm confused
>>60258336
Luckily the Irish only kill their livers
OFFICIAL STARBURST POWER RANKINGS:
GOD TIER
ORANGE, LEMON & LIME
SHIT TIER
EVERYTHING ELSE
>>60269391
if youre a nordie yes since theyre united kingdomians.
be glad they can since SF and the DUP are both staunchly anti EU.
>>60269391
If we have a British address yes, otherwise no.
>>60269444
>STARBURST
these exist in ireland? i never saw them
>>60269456
dont irish citizens have voting rights in the UK though? im not too sure honestly
>>60269447
Wrong, Irish citizens can vote if they are a resident in Britain.
British citizens resident in Ireland can vote too, by post I'm guessing.
Don't reply to him
>>60269499
I'm not sure in general what the situation is, but with the brexit vote we can vote.
>>60269388
>i cant handle the banter
lol
>>60269510
ah ok. yeah not too sure about all the rights id have in britain. just know we have muh travel agreements and all
>>60269571
not sure about this
>>60269541
have a (You) m'lad
>>60269431
>tfw when chronic alcoholic
Dr. says my liver is in perfect condition.
A WINTER'S DAY
IN A DEEP AND DARK DECEMBER
I AM ALONE
GAZING FROM MY WINDOW TO THE STREETS BELOW
ON A FRESHLY FALLEN SILENT SHROUD OF SNOW
I AM A ROCK
I AM AN ISLAND
I'VE BUILT WALLS
A FORTRESS DEEP AND MIGHTY
THAT NONE MAY PENETRATE
I HAVE NO NEED OF FRIENDSHIP; FRIENDSHIP CAUSES PAIN
IT'S LAUGHTER AND IT'S LOVING I DISDAIN
I AM A ROCK
I AM AN ISLAND
DON'T TALK OF LOVE,
BUT I'VE HEARD THE WORDS BEFORE
IT'S SLEEPING IN MY MEMORY
I WON'T DISTURB THE SLUMBER OF FEELINGS THAT HAVE DIED
IF I NEVER LOVED I NEVER WOULD HAVE CRIED
I AM A ROCK
I AM AN ISLAND
I HAVE MY BOOKS
AND MY POETRY TO PROTECT ME
I AM SHIELDED IN MY ARMOR
HIDING IN MY ROOM, SAFE WITHIN MY WOMB
I TOUCH NO ONE AND NO ONE TOUCHES ME
I AM A ROCK,
I AM AN ISLAND
AND A ROCK FEELS NO PAIN
AND AN ISLAND NEVER CRIES
>>60269654
I'm just disappointed that my fantastically influential posts haven't inspired you. You should look up to me and aspire to be like me, when you satirise me I take it as a compliment when it's done well but in this case it's just lazy and not even representative of my style of posting or greentext.
It's not that I can't handle the banter, it's that I'm upset I havent had a greater influence on you.
Clearly the problem is yours.
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>>60269836
potato famine
>>60269975
>all these (You)'s
>>60269975
Birmingham bombings
might suppress my famishing hunger by drinking heavily lads
>>60269975
Muslim mayor
>>60270604
Shagging for sandwiches
just had a sandwich instead
>>60270942
With Taytos?
>>60271305
no
cheese coleslaw and ham with linseed bread
white bread is for knackers
>>60271526
>coleslaw
>linseed
>hating based white bread
>>60271667
>based white bread
knacker detected, enjoy your diabetes and lung cancer
>>60271838
>considers drinking heavily to quell hunger
>calls other knackers
>>60271912
merely a jest, tacitly referencing the famine and clearly acknowledging, tongue in cheek, the stereotype of irish alcoholism
>>60269975
wow rude
Got some crow bars if crowlad is interested?
UVF
>trying to sleep sober
I'm not even bothered getting into the bed tonight, it's fucking pointless.
>>60273020
>naming your terrorists the underage virgin faggots
fucking brits
>>60273020
Useless virgin faggots?
rate
>>60273219
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>>60273064
get mad. nice 32 county socialist republic you'll never get
me irl
>>60273279
>socialist
>republic
as if i want either
i want a fascist gaelic supremacist dictatorship thatll collapse into a hubter gatherer society in 29 years
>>60269444
Fuck starburst It's either Haribo or Maoam.
>>60273374
a hunter gatherer society is essentially proto communism according to marxist theology
>>60273424
maoams are haribo
haribo macht kinder froh, und erwachsnen ebenso!!!!!!!
wayhey
>>60273453
hunter gatherer societies are far more individualistic than communist societies. people share, but theyre not happy about it at all like gommies are supposed to be.
read industrial society and its future
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/unabomber/manifesto.text.htm
>>60273453
How would you define a society ruled over by me and my crow army alone?
>>60273424
Cola bottles a best.
>>60273532
Heaven.
>>60273532
corvocracy
>>60273532
extremely passive aggressive
>>60273509
>maoams are haribo
>>60273609
hmmmmm
i thought maoam were haribos for some reason
>>60273783
Only messing with ya man, they are made by the same company.
>>60273424
Only children eat candie.
>>60273864
At least children can spell candy properly.
>>60273609
That isn't necessarily a bad thing though.
>>60273562
I like you, you can have the honour of cleaning the aviaries when I eventually establish my Corvocracy.
>>60273982
>That isn't necessarily a bad thing though.
>things only a beta would say
Joining a gym and doing nofap was a bad idea. The shit women are wearing now is unbelievable. Good thing the heartbeat calculator wasn't audible.
>>60273860
rused again
>>60273913
relt
>>60274051
fuck off anti-crow dissident
>>60274051
That isn't necessarily a bad thing though.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/may/31/facebook-youtube-twitter-microsoft-eu-hate-speech-code
It ends tonight.
>>60274069
>Joining a gym
thought only yanks did this
>>60274161
theyll never enforce this shite in ireland lol
>>60274196
t. chunky fecker
>>60274196
You should leave the house more often. Or is it just too expensive to hire a low-power to lift you off the bed?
>>60274196
I wont suffer being skinny fat anymore.
>>60274216
What Germany wants, Germany gets.
>>60274237
i do physical labour with an actual purpose, not spending money to run or lift pieces of metal which is pointless unless you're properly into lifting
>>60274297
the krauts cant project their power to ireland if we dont want it
and do you honestly think the gardai will arrest some fecker for telling a nigerian to go back to africa? kek
>>60274303
We all don't work physical jobs. Gym membership is actually cheap if you factor in equipment costs.
>>60274343
http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/new-bill-proposes-to-jail-cyber-bullies-324455.html
They are in every country trying to subvert free speech.
>>60274303
>I thought only yanks done this
Lifting the burger to your fat gob doesn't count as physical labour, I'm sorry
>I thought only yanks done this
Well then you are just stupid.
You do realise that every decent soccer, GAA and rugby complex in the country have gyms in them right.
Do none of your friends have a gym membership? Oh wait nvm
>>60274406
well hopefully england will leave and tell the krauts to feck off
remember to jump de border and vote leave if ya can lads
>>60274487
wahey!
>>60273982
In primary school I won a table quiz by knowing the word aviary. After that everyone regarded me as the table quiz master.
>>60274579
im the table quiz master by virtue of knowing a bunch of useless tripe
The night sky is so beautiful. Above are the stars, across from me are the lights from the village and to my left I can the city lights in the distance.
>>60274704
Homeless eh.
I hope you're all brushing your teeth.
>>60274737
Skylight desu.
Reminder on how to enjoy /éire/.
>>60274069
>the shit women are wearing now
You'll start to notice all the local women from their wooly jumpers and bomber jackets.
I joined a hotel pool 2 years ago and have became an expert in spotting locals and guests from just what they wear swimming.
All the skanger dub girls falling out of their bikini tops and pants that show so much of their arse that it is almost a thong, I'm not even being facetious, then there is a girl I went to school with who wears a full neoprene wetsuit and still puts a towel around her waist when she gets out of the pool, she's fairly pretty too. Maybe she has been raped?! Idk.
>>60274819
Now this is passive agressive
>>60274487
>every decent
kek hardly any do and real physical labour makes you stronger than lifting pieces of metal
back to /fit/ to seethe with rage
>>60274877
>Maybe she has been raped
Maybe she knows that creepy guy from secondary is watching her and taking notes on her appearance.
>>60274925
>real physical labour makes you stronger than lifting pieces of metal
Im not disagreeing with you, I don't know why you think I'm seething with rage, I'm quite weak and don't even lift.
All I am doing is ridiculing your stupid assertion that only yanks join gyms. You're an idiot mate.
>hardly any do
I don't know of any complex that doesn't have gym facilities, but thankfully I don't live in Munster or Connacht
>>60275032
No that creepy guy from secondary doesn't go to our pool thankfully.
>>60274877
Yeah I saw a few by the pool who I would have wrote off before as frumpy.
>>60274925
Ile bite what is this physical labour you speak of Spartacus.
>>60275053
>All I am doing is ridiculing your stupid assertion that only yanks join gyms. You're an idiot mate.
you're legitimately mad taking this so seriously kek
>>60275127
Shuer doesn't I be cutting the turf till cows does be coming home bejaysus
>>60275178
>he doesnt have rights to cut turf
>>60275148
I'm training crow to shit on my neighbours and you think I'm mad for arguing on 4chan?
Anyone ever watch Irelands fittest family. The farmers btfo of all the cross fit and mma types lol.
>>60275273
definitely mentally unbalanced
need to be sectioned
>>60275116
>our
already grouping yourself with her, though you never even talk to her or engage her in any way
weirdo
>>60275284
Bejaysus we does be doing begorra shuer they doesn't be doing nothing tall likes the likes of work we be doing, mna my hole, them lads be as much use as teets on a bull sure tis-in-tit
>>60275379
My doctor refuses to give me any medication, because I display pattern drug seeking behaviour or some such shit which I don't believe and hasn't offered to refer me to anyone else. I think he just doest believe me and has assumed I'm lying to him to get drugs.
Can't say I haven't tried, Ive just learnt to embrace being this fantastic.
>>60275508
go to bed adolescent
>>60275477
We chat away, I don't know why you have me pegged as a typical /eire/ autist?
She's looking well considering she's pushed out a kid.
The implication is obvious, but she's not my type anyway.
>>60275581
I'm confident that I am the eldest person in this thread.
Anyone watching Claddagh it's enough to make you give up drink forever.
>>60275640
sure thing kid
what sort of spazzer has the time to spend all day at home being annoyed about a barbecue but not the means to do something else or spend all of the next trying to attract crows
doctors only refuse drugs to teenagers
>>60275718
I'm 30 in September desu ;_;
>>60275718
>doctors only refuse drugs to teenagers
You're a idiot
>>60275762
show your doctor your 4chan account and it'll be grand, though he may insist on sectioning you
>>60275823
Was that an attempt at humour?
>you will never be irish
>>60275916
>TFW No girlfriend.
>>60275804
unless he has a history of addiction any doctor would take the concerns of such an obviously unsettling individual when they attempt to look for help very seriously
maybe he'd be better off looking for a public referral to a psychiatrist
>>60275943
Good, I would have been very dissatisfied if it was. I know I've had a big enough influence on your posting that you yourself wouldn't have been happy with the effort
>>60276018
You find me unsettling?
>>60275929
A guy walking with his gf stopped for a minute to kiss her. I wish I was that happy.
Also can't keep watching because it's driving my CPU to hell.
>>60276018
>>60276073
The only thing unsettling here is my peanus weenus.
>>60276209
hidden
>>60276469
hahaha!
>>60276209
Not true, now I am unsettled after having being described as unsettling.
My ego can't take much more of this, thankfully it'll be bright soon and I can go and play with my fledgling crow army who will surely appreciate my fantastically influential personality.
>>60276523
How long do crows need to sleep? Try inviting one or two in some night to keep you company.
>>60276563
Tomorrow I'm going to get a ladder and put a feeder on my window sill so they can eventually learn to peck my window for food.
I'll slowly move the feeder closer to the open window untill they build up enough trust in me and hopefully in a few months or years I will be able to just leave my window open and they'll fly in.
>>60276563
They sleep when it's dark, like putting a blanket over a budgies cage will make it go asleep/trick it into thinking it's night time.
So they need/have about 6 hours sleep in summer and 12 in the wimter
>>60276563
>Try inviting one or two in some night to keep you company.
I don't think either of them would be doing much sleep then.
>>60276740
But do they actually need all 12 hours in the winter or do they just stay asleep because there's nothing to do at night? How much sleep do they need under artificial circumstances?
>>60277049
Well if you were trying to fatten them up I suppose you could have an indoor aviary and forced day night cycle of 18-6.
They are the most intelligent birds though and don't think they'd thrive like that.
Why?
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Ye.
good thread
>>60276904
Well, they would take up less space than the goat does, less cuddly though.
it was 37 degrees yesterday lads
>>60277823
I hate the summer.
>>60277941
I hate being sober.
>>60277941
I hate you.
>>60278169
>le alcoholism is kwel mem xD
>>60278169
I love being sober.
>>60278233
I don't drink
>>60278233
Good for you
Would hiring an escort to come to ur house be advisable or should I visit her. I'm shit with directions.
>>60278378
They won't come to your house, or usually answer a landline.
>>60278378
Don't giver her your address, but go to her dodgy shithole either. Arrange to meet up at a hotel. Or just wank and save yourself the trouble.
>>60278489
She says outcall
>>60278538
No hotels nearby. Might wait until I'm on holiday then.
Crows are waking
>>60278603
>She says outcall
that means an expensive night in an hotel.
>>60279085
go to sleep tommy
I know I'm pathetic lads, but I do take some solace in the fact that I never have had to pay for sex.
>>60279188
Can't, sober. I'm going to go and feed the crows soon anyway and watch the sunrise
>>60279195
It's not really a desperation thing, I'm just an introvert so talking to people doesn't appeal to me. I prefer to be by myself. I would rate myself a 5.5 and am fit.
>>60279296
Actually on second thoughts I guess I am coming at it from the perspective of a bender.
If I was attracted to women I'd probably be paying for sex too rather than jump through all those hoops. I take back the previous post.
>>60279431
what?
are you looking to meet a male or tranny escort?
>>60279688
Not exactly, I want a female escort, but for her to ride me with a black strap on.
>>60279771
Ur not me cheeky.
>>60279688
No she's some Czech amazon.
