>be me
>have average shade brown hair, pale skin, and blue eyes
>go to Portugal to visit my girlfriend
>arrive in Lisboa
>people speak to me in PT
>they all assume I'm Portuguese, even in the really touristy areas
>meet my gf's family
>half of them are blue eyed, freckled gingers
>see plenty of natural blondes on the street every day
wtf, I thought you were all Alberto Barbosa.
>believing in memes
memed
>>60253545
Even then, I thought they were swarthier. Most (not an overwhelming majority, though) people I met had brown hair/eyes but still could easily pass for local in most other European countries.
>American
>mistaken for Portuguese
Hello mister Shekelstein
>>60253441
but we are
don't believe in >>60253545
most people on the streets of Lisbon are tourists anyway, i hate tourists
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>60253668
They were speaking EU PT, so I know they weren't tourists or South Brazilians with German heritage.
>>60253441
We're the whitest of the mediterraneans desu,the atlantic façade race is a real thing
brown colored American -> go to Asia -> mistaken for Turkic
go to Rus -> mistaken for Caucasian
go to Brazil -> everyone tries to speak Poor Two Gays with you
>>60253668
Also, I saw the same shit in Caldas da Rainha and as far as I knew I was the only camone for miles.
>>60253877
>Caldas da Rainha
there's alot of tuga-ukranian qts there btw
>>60253965
A handful of people thought I was Ukrainian, but they mentioned my accent sounded that way. I did hear a lot of "I thought you were tuga until you opened your mouth."
My girlfriend told me the typical camone/tourist is "blond hair, blue eyes, sunburned" and I only counted for one of those three.
>>60253877
>moor south
pls, that's not even Portugal
>>60254068
thank you finland, you know how to make me feel good
>be me
What kind down's syndrome having chucklefuck feels the need to let people know that "So I was me and..." when telling personal anecdotes?
Holy shit kill yourself.
>>60254159
dude,there's no fucking difference between the south and the north...Only Lisbon and the rest of the country are fucking assymetrical..
>>60254159
E o norte basicamente é Espanha.
Muh heritage is pic related, so basically a mixture of Germanic, Celtic and probably some Ancient Roman thrown in which isn't too far off from Portugal's background. Could explain it.
>>60254257
>moor talk
pls go back to morocco sófá imperial
letuce arab
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i hate your kind
>>60254262
Temos mais semelhanças culturais com a Galiza e comida mais rica em calorias em Trás-os-Montes, aka enchidos.
Yea but the arab genes are dominant over those
>allahu akbar
>make al andaluz great again
>>60254667
IIRC genetic studies showed you didn't get all that much from the middle east/north Africa, you just have slightly higher amounts of sub-saharan African DNA than other Europeans (which, for some reason, dates back to ~1600 years ago). But even fucking Norwegians are, on average, 1% black.
>>60254907
>1%
AYOO HOL UP
>>60253846
Those people were black haired and dark eyed. Celts and suebi brought fair features.
>>60254907
dude most people in Portugal have:
>dark hair and eyes
>we get easily tanned
i have black hair, dark brown eyes and i get tanned easily, most people here are like that.
around 10-20% are blond and ~1% are gingers
I've noticed that wealthy people tend to be more white (blonde n shit) due to sexual selection.
>>60256131
WUZ
