Why do Americans cut their dicks? No, really.
>>60229119
Anglo tradition
No seriously.
>>60229144
that shit ain't mine
you guys fell for a meme invented by the fucking corn flakes man
not even sure if you want memes or not
because they are always offered the option so they can make more money
got cucked by seventh day adventists
>>60229174
>In the eighteenth century surgeons started treating serious venereal infections of the penis by amputation of the diseased tissue. Since the venereal sores were usually on the foreskin, this was analogous to circumcision, but it was only done in advanced cases of disease, and only if the men agreed to it (which many did not). Such sores often caused phimosis by producing scabs which fused the foreskin to the glans, again requiring treatment; some surgeons treated the condition by amputating the foreskin (recommended by the English Robert James in his Medicinal Dictionary, published in the 1750s).
Cornflakes man simply made it really popular
>>60229176
>not even sure if you want memes or not
No, really. Why they do circumcision? How many Americans do it? Is there someone here who didn't?
>>60229119
Originally done for religious reasons according to some passage from the Bible. Then it was done as a supposed cure for masturbation. Then it was done for hygenic reasons. Nowadays it's done because dads are like "lol it's just normal, my parents did it to me."
I figured a South American country, with a high number of Catholics, wouldn't find circumcision strange.
Studies showed that circumcised penis has a lower vector rate for STDs vs. an uncut one. Which makes some sense, since an uncut one if not clean can get dirty, and a lot of fuckers do not clean their shit.
But now, I see it as a common sense, wash your dick thing.
>>60229306
>How many Americans do it?
I don't know offhand, but I've seen an infographic on here a few times that said more boys in the Northeast and Midwest US get circumcised, while less get circumcised in the Western states.
>Is there someone here who didn't?
I'm not circumcised. It's great.
>>60229370
This
I'm uncut and just wash my dick when I shower. Not that hard.
>tfw circumcised in a country with less than 1% circumcision rate
>>60229119
Because it's cute looking
>>60229119
>why do hygiene?
>check flag
>OP is a turd world beaner
Of course
>>60229433
Why?
>mfw not cut
>tfw the country is so accustomed to circumcised dicks that uncut ones look alien now
I want the circumcision meme to end
>>60229306
>Why they do circumcision?
Because of minor medical benefits. Like really minor.
>How many Americans do it?
Less than half nowadays
>Is there someone here who didn't?
CHI's
is it really that big of a deal?
>>60229485
>Because of minor medical benefits. Like really minor.
>why do hygiene?
?
>>60229398
>when I shower
>not squeezing the foreskin to form a small balloon of piss at the end of your pissing so you wash the smegma with piss
>not pulling the skin back and directly slapping it under the current of the bathroom sink after pissing so it doesnt smell
Are you literally new to having a dick?
>>60229485
>mericunt being retarded
nothing to see here
>>60229486
i had phimosis man
now im jewish
>>60229338
Religion has nothing to do with it. Circumcision was always done for medical reasons you stupid fuck.
americans are fat and poor
they don't have access to clean water and only a few can barely reach their dicks because of the fat so it's a big challenge for them to clean their dicks so they would rather mutilate themselves to spare all that effort to wash their little dicks a couple of times a week in their dirt water
>>60229567
Chronic Masturbation was considered a medical condition in 1900 man.
>>60229535
for what reason would I wash my dick in the sink
>>60229567
that's what corn flakes wanted everyone to think
>>60229338
>Originally done for religious reasons according to some passage from the Bible. Then it was done as a supposed cure for masturbation.
What in the hell are you talking about? What kind of school did you flunk out of?
Kinda wish I wasn't circumcised desu. kinda enjoyed cleaning
>>60229588
Why are Australians cut and Moldovans not than?
>>60229565
At least you won't be poor.
>>60229604
What's with the corn flakes?
What do they do with all that foreskins after?
>>60229597
So neither your dick nor underwear smell like piss and you're always 100% clean?
After a couple of days it'll become like an automatic habit and as long as no one sees you, it's worth.
>>60229649
Burn them usually in a furnace. That shit is unsanitary.
t. Worked at a hospital
>>60229649
make nice lamps
>>60229649
pic
>>60229654
>So neither your dick nor underwear smell like piss
You're supposed to pull your pants down before urinating, bro. That's pretty key.
>>60229678
what a waste
>be american
>don't have burger with fried foreskins
>>60229567
>you stupid fuck
kek
https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Bible-Verses-About-Circumcision/
>Spitz notes that circumcision was consistently urged as a disincentive to masturbation in successive editions of L. Emmett Holt's influential textbook on paediatrics, The care and feeding of children, from 1895 until 1936, and points out that it was "not generally known that these sadistic practices found support among many authoritative physicians and ... were recommended up to a decade ago in official textbooks." They were not the obsession of a lunatic fringe.
http://www.cirp.org/library/history/darby4/
>>60229736
>Here's your deep-fried baby cock skin burger partner
>>60229119
Religion basically. Abraham had his sons circumcised and so did all the other prophets. Even Jesus got circumcised.
>>60229736
Women already eat their own placenta. We didn't want to steal their spotlight.
>>60229119
Why do foreign girls only date men with clean dicks after dating Americans? No, really.
>>60229732
There's always leftover piss no matter how hard you shake that shit, and the bacteria in it spreading to your underwear and balls is the reason your balls smell like that when you scratch them
t. someone whose balls dont smell
>>60229119
Jesus
Expelled
Wild urge from bodies, and poor in it
Social skills
Americans literally have meme penises
All these foreigners laughing at Americans mutilating our dicks, but then they don't use their "superior" uncircumcised ones for their true purpose anyway.
ive only been with non circumscribed men. But from what I see in porn circumcised dicks look weird. Theres scar tissue and its multicoloured.
>>60230008
>multicoloured.
That's the condom.
Non-Abrahamic Egyptians practicing hygiene 1500BC
South Americans and Latinos have yet to discover soap 2016AD
>>60230050
no, where the foreskin was ripped off, upwards before the head is another colour than the rest of the shaft. most of them at lease, not all.
>>60230008
>be Canadian
>suck rainbow dicks
>>60230082
That's the vein then.
>>60229119
its funny
>>60229896
>Japan rejects circumcision because superstition
>South Koreans accept circumcision because it's supported by science
Koreans are much more practical and open minded than nips.
>>60230052
>Live in a shithole desert where water is scarce
>Need to get circumcised because you literally are unable to bathe regularly enough to avoid phimosis.
>Practice becomes ritualized and widespread.
>Idiots in industrialized countries with running water 3000 years later come up with bullshit reasons to circumcise their kids.
>>60229259
But that was it you had a problem with your dick.. Not a normal healthy person.
It's not Anglo tradition then is it, what you quoted is a medical practice/surgery. Most euros aren't cut
>>60229485
>i can't roll my foreskin back, better extirpate thousands of nerve endings essential for pleasure
>>60230204
>South Koreans accept circumcision because it's supported by science
More likely because like half of them are Baptist kucks m8
>>60229437
Having your nob being called cute is not what you'd want to hear...
>>60230257
Americans reject hedonism, and have come to the vital realization that all humans are put on this earth by God for the sole purpose of procreation. There should be as little pleasure as possible derived from the process of procreation, because pleasure is sin.
>>60230219
Chronic masturbation was considered a problem with your dick anon. It goes further to talk about how the British aristocracy of the early 1800's used to practice it as a way to stop boys from wanking their willies and that's when the myths that it could cure syphilis and all that shit. It was abandoned later on because the NHS stopped covering the procedure, which it saw as unnecessary.
>>60230423
and all that shit set in*
>>60230423
so you're following ancient archaic traditions to keep pleasure from youth as an excuse for cutting up dinguses? wew America
>>60230257
British hygiene is so bad they need the police to remind them to change their underwear. Most people are too stupid to clean themselves.
It's much more convenient to get circumcized.
>>60230519
Canada has a growing circumcision rate unlike the US.
I'm circumcised. I wish I wasn't sometimes but I don't think any girl here would care enough to justify worrying about it enough. Some people are born rich and some aren't and I usually take it like that, just having poor luck. May try restoring just for aesthetics sake.
>>60230629
As far as I know American girls still prefer the look of cut dicks. Since I'm not cut it's just another excuse I can use to justify being a pathetic virgin. :^)
>>60230540
>It's much more convenient to get circumcized.
>Reduced sensation in cock, worse sex.
>Have to use pop in the garage for motor oil ever find your want a wank
Such is life for a yank.
If you're not some mingy fucking tramp and wash your cock then there's nothing wrong with circumcision, evolution would have gotten rid of the foreskin if it wasn't natural and needed.
If you're not circumcised then you're not white.
>>60230687
*Pop in the garage
Tablets...
>>60230669
Yeah but what if I want to marry a cute Spanish or Portuguese girl? And honestly, as long as the girl you get is a virgin and innocent, she won't know if there's anything "better" out there and not have a preference either way.
>>60229119
Supposedly its to avoid infection but that's b.s. Most people have no problem washing their dick and the reduction in STD contraction rates is small. It really started with the anti-masturbation movement and people won't get off the ride. It's like the joke that's gone too far.
>>60230687
>Reduced sensation in cock, worse sex.
That's wrong though. Sex isn't all about how your dick feels during it. Circumcised men have shown no change in levels of satisfaction gained from sex on average.
>Have to use pop in the garage for motor oil ever find your want a wank
Also not true, you can wank just fine without lube.
Circumcision is dumb for other reasons, but not for sexual ones.
>>60230795
>Yeah but what if I want to marry a cute Spanish or Portuguese girl?
If a woman loves you she's not going to care what your dick looks like anon.
So many virgins ITT, shit.
>>60230795
>as long as the girl you get is a virgin and innocent
>over 18
>virgin and innocent
>being a pedo IRL
As for the Spanish/Portuguese qt thing, your exotic factor would probably mean more to her than how your cock looks. Also good taste, foreign girls are my thing too.
>>60230120
Nope I can confirm it too. Its not a vein its like a band of pigmentation. Probably a fucking scar.
>>60229119
Since we have large populations of both circumcised and uncircumcised men in 1st world countries, surely there's been some modern research comparing rates of dick cancer or whatever.
Wonder what the results were.
>>60230965
Oh I'm straight btw just talking about myself.
>>60230994
>not watching hetero porn exclusively
>not inspecting every cock just to check out the competition and see what you need to work on
It's okay anon, we all do it
I wasn't really given a choice in the matter.
>>60230965
That's a vein anon. Your dick is essentially one big blood vessel.
>>60230988
>Less cells for cancer to form from = less dick cancer
Wow, what a miracle surgery. Now just flay off all my skin and I won't get any skin cancer either!
>>60229119
>people starting to reject vaccines, circumcision, farmed food and starting to go for "organic" and alternative medicine like homeopathy
I feel like the world is going backwards. It's similar to late antiquity, Romans and Greeks were dumber, weaker and had more primitive technology than earlier times.
>>60230052
>South Americans and Latinos have yet to discover soap 2016AD
we discovered soap way before you discovered the bidet
oh wait, you didn't
>>60229619
Moldovans are not fat
>>60229119
It's the holy mark of civilization. It is used to distance ourselves from the chattel.
