>Finally get a gf on /int/
>She tells me she's underaged
Haha... good one... We were suppose to get married...
>>60228666
You never have a girlfriend you fucking loser.
True love will wait
If you get her parents consent to marry then you can fuck her
It's not statutory if she's your wife
>>60228685
Are you retarded? Do you think I'm making this up faggot?
I just want advice
>>6022869
I don't want that tho
>>60228739
Go to /adv/ then fuckwit
>>60228666
>she's underaged
Did you at least report her?
>>60228771
Just help me faggot, I want to continue the relationship
>>60228666
>tfw you have and have had a crush on a ten year old girl for the past few years
>tfw she only gets cuter and cuter and my heart never stops hurting
how do i hold onto myself for the 8 years /int/
Move to a country with more lax "age of consent" laws.
For example Saudi Arabia or Yemen
>>60228805
How old is she exactly?
>>60228694
>Marrying for sex
That's the dumbest thing ever
>>60229081
Not sure yet
>>60229101
I don't want sex I just want a gf
>>60229151
Well does she look late teen or younger?
>>60229310
I don't know anymore man.
I'm just confused and want advice on what to do. She's really nice but it just feels wrong.
I just want to talk but idk man. I wish I never found out
>>60229546
In Argentina it's legal, go there and fick fick.
>>60228844
I know this gets thrown around here a lot but I'm being 100% serious when I ask if you've considered killing yourself? Either that or castration.
>>60229546
You ever heard the old saying:"If her age is not on clock,she's ready for cock"?
>>60228909
>9
godamn it Yemen
>>60229608
I think I'm going to tell her I don't know if we can continue
It really hurts me, shes very nice but I just don't know.
>>60229709
lol, if you're under five years apart who cares
>>60229771
It just feels wrong man
Either you're taking role playing to a new level or you're legitimately autistic. Nobody ever finds love through 4chan
>>60228909
>Tunisa
>20
bullshit
>>60229806
refer to pic please >>60229803
I love her so much ;-;
why does this have to happen, there really is no God, is there?
>>60229803
What nation does she hail from?
Please just tell me what to do, I'm so confused
Tfw no Slovenian into gf
STOP
WITH
THESE
THREADS
NOW
DELET
THIS
>>60230022
Help me figure out this situation and I will never post on 4chan again
>>60229803
Come the fuck on lad. Just drop it. There is literally nothing good that can come of this.
>It's a canadian makes up a story and develops it even further episode
>>60230044
Stop talking to her right now; nothing good will come of this. Then go have a drink.
>>60230044
Why don't you just use her for nudes, I did that with a finnish chick I met on omegle
>>60229151
>>60228666
>How old is she
>I don't know
Kek she isn't by chance your "internet girlfriend" is she? Christ are you 11 years old? They don't count, mate
>>60230149
>>60230159
What's wrong with just talking though?
>>60230162
I don't want those
>>60230183
She didn't tell me you megaretard
>>60230153
I like the new developments
>>60230202
That would never happen in real life
Is she your internet "girlfriend" or not?
>>60230256
fuck you australia just help me
>>60230283
Answer the question
>>60230202
First off, how can you enjoy talking to a girl in high school? How old are you? I'm 28, and I try talking to 18-year-olds, and it's like there's a fucking gulf between us.
>>60230256
Read the OP you retard
Is she Canadian as well? I might know her t b h
>>60229650
liking people ≠wanting to rape people m8
basic logic and deduction, don't play dumb with me
>>60230331
what do you want me to answer you fucking idiot? read: >>60229803
>>60230347
I don't know, she is really nice and I've never had a gf before for longer than a week
>>60230349
Ahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahagahahahahahahahahahahah
Fucking hell grow up you sad cretin
>>60230409
How old are you?
>>60230428
I am 20 years old
>>60230413
>he doesn't have an int gf
Kill yourself cuck
>>60230413
>>60230331
>>60230256
aussies RAUS
>>60230202
>megaretard
11yo confirmed
>>60230482
Thanks bro.
You got an int gf too?
>>60230529
Yeah I have an int gf, but I'm just a secret admirer to her
>>60230474
I don't even know why I'm replying to this progressive /int/ gf bait, but whatever on the off chance. This can only end badly for you. There is absolutely no way you can have a meaningful relationship with this girl that will last more than a few months. You would be ill advised to sleep with her. You are also hurting her because now she's wasting her time talking to some random guy on the internet instead of living out in the world.
>>60230566
Nice :)
What do you suggest I do with my gf?
I think i'm going to tell her I think she's really nice but I just don't know if we can continue talking.
>>60230590
Why do you think I'm b8ing?
This is real, i finally got a gf and she informs me she's underaged. What else am I suppose to do?
But you're right... It's just such a hard conclusion to come to. I'll never meet another girl like her
>>60230529
>>60230566
>A """GIRLFRIEND"""
>OVER THE INTERNET
>THAT YOU CANT FUCK
>THAT YOU CANT TOUCH
>THAT YOU DONT EVEN MEET IN REAL LIFE
>YOU ARE ESSENTIALLY GETTING ALL THE NEGATIVE NAGGY SHIT OF HAVING A GF WITH NONE (READ: N O N E) OF THE BENEFITS
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>60230651
Fuck off faggot
Sorry we're not all alpha men with 1000 female suitors like you are, zyzz. Just one question, why are you still here among us if you're so superior?
>>60230674
This. Also my int gf is worth it
>>60230674
>Just one question, why are you still here among us if you're so superior?
because i enjoy /int/ (ESPECIALLY threads like these). what is it with you abnormie freaks where you spazz out if someone doesn't adhere to your repulsive weirdo lifestyle. you do realise 4chan has been normie friendly for like 5 years now?
>>60230636
You're 20. This sounds cliche, and you won't believe me: you will meet plenty of girls like her in your life. Everybody has some qualities we think we like when we first meet them, and we grow infatuated. But other people have different qualities we like, and our own preferences change the older we get. You have plenty of time to have as many /int/ gfs as you want. If it makes you feel any better, whatever you like about this girl is only transitory: she'll be a completely different person in a few years. You won't recognize her. There is no long-term hope here (or short-term, really). Quit wasting your time.
>>60230710
How am I spazzing out? I asked for some advice. In what way was I spazzing out besides calling you a shitposter?
>>60230743
you're getting so mad mate perhaps you should vent this frustration physically through fucking your girlfr-ahahahahahaAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>60228739
>Are you retarded? Do you think I'm making this up faggot?
>Flag
Yes,i trusted canadians way too many times i'm not falling for your shitposting again.
>>60230722
>You have plenty of time to have as many /int/ gfs as you want. If it makes you feel any better, whatever you like about this girl is only transitory: she'll be a completely different person in a few years. You won't recognize her. There is no long-term hope here (or short-term, really). Quit wasting your time.
I don't believe you.
I'm a virgin and I've never had a gf except one girl in school who then bullied me into crying and everyone made fun of me.
I just want THIS gf, why the fuck is life so unfair?
>>60230710
you're the one spazzing out here tbá Žh
>>60228666
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QoyGhHCt1e
>>60230775
Why is this Australian so upset? I don't get it. Does he not have an int gf?
>>60230789
>>60230799
>look friend my int gf told i mean (emailed) me to tell you the following
solid thread
>>60230775
abnormies on suicide watch
>>60230796
what did she mean by this?
It's legal here. We won't have any problems. Nice thread btw
>>60230788
You'd probably be better served by improving your life than obsessing over your /int/ gf. Lots of people are virgins until later in life. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Sex isn't even that great. After a while, it loses all its excitement.
You're always stressed out whether the other person really finds you attractive, if your dick's big enough, if you're performing well. There're all kinds of weird slurping and glomping noises. It's sweaty. It doesn't smell great. It doesn't even feel all that great.
So really you're not missing out. Go to college. Develop a personality that doesn't revolve around /int/ and gfs. Go live your life, proud Canada anon.
>>60230886
I've been trying to work on improving myself but I just see no purpose for it if I can't even have a gf to share my feelings with at the end of the day
>>60230886
>You're always stressed out whether the other person really finds you attractive, if your dick's big enough, if you're performing well.
beta detected
The one and only thing i would care about when having sex is my personal pleasure
good thread
>>60230946
Rrrreally
>Canadian threads
>Canadian posters
>>60231020
Where is she from? from Argentina too?
>>60231079
Yes
>>60231107
And are you sending her mails by gmail?
>>60231162
Because I just answered your mails
>>60231178
ooh :3
I'll go check now
>>60231178
>>60231127
Reported for underage.
>>60231190
Haha ok :3
This thread is so sweet
>>60231260
no it's not this is a twenty year old man with a 14 year old gf
fuck off creeps
>>60230866
It's me, you imbecile.
>>60231284
I don't know what you said
>>60231282
LOVE KNOWS NO BOUNDS
>>60231353
yes, but that's why we have societal bounds to keep creeps in line
>>60231373
I have more money than you though
>there's still people replying to this obvious bait thread
>>60231413
>tfw it's not b8
>>60231387
okay pal
>>60231661
buddy what's your networth?
You'll never get a cute /int/ gf, how do you cope with that? What kind of drugs do you like?
I got money, I got an int gf, I'm stronger than you, I'm taller than you. How do you cope?
>>60231711
This
>>60230796
What the hell does this even say?
>tfw she'll stop responding after a day
Can't wait for the inevitable
>>60231785
I will kill myself if she stops responding
>>60229836
Why?
>>60231768
That you're an asshole.
>>60231889
Please translate it in full
I'm very curious now. I am not an asshole, I'm a very nice young man
>>60231806
livestream it
>>60231889
>>60231896
Never mind, according to /lat/ it's just random swearing
>>60228844
that's fucked by good on you for having the sense to wait until she's of age
>>60229660
>13
They start young in Slovenia huh?
>>60229836
Why????
Does she even live near you? If she lives like on the opposite coast to you, don't worry so much, because you can't really fugg anyway.
>>60232192
Lol it's just friendship m8
>Internet gf
>Long distance relationship
Truely pathetic i seriously hope nobody does this,the straya sums it up pretty well >>60230651
>internet """gf"""
lmao retard
>>60232286
>>60232305
fuck you faggots
I love my gf
>>60232192
Probably a different country tbhwym.
