>cute girl sitting beside me in lecture
>she starts eating an apple
>somehow the sound is erotic and I pop an erection
Help me, lads
>>60223297
saddest thing ive ever read. of course it came from a FUCKING LEAF
>>60223297
>going to uni
>bus is packed
>qt bombshell gets in and stands with her back facing me
>no place to move and bus starts shaking back and forth
>her ass starts hitting my groin rythmically over and over again
>somehow manage to contain erection for 15 minutes
I don't know how I did it honestly
why do you need help
it's natural
>>60223297
Congratulations, you are healthy
>cute girl sits next to me
>I smile at her
>she goes to another place
>cute girl sitting beside me in lecture
>she's leans over to me and starts rubbing my crotch
>I get an erection and expelled from school for sexual assault
>cute girl of my course sitting in front of me at the library
>eye contact
>h-hi
>her female friend "who the fuck is him"
>"lol I don't know"
>I leave
>>60223297
A FUCKING LEAF
>qt girl starts talking with me
>she's the one who starts the conversations, laughs of everything i say and like to hang out with me
>mfw
Don't remember the last time i held conversation with a female.
