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Atheism edition.
cara
I made this
hi how are you
>>60219358
is an obnoxious rude lesbian
Literature is the greatest art form
>>60219345
Thoughts?
listening a spot of Infant Annihilator in FLAC
Good edition
1. all yanks fuck OFF
2. all normies OUT
should you mix rolling tobacco with your weed
women are superficial, cowardly and all-around useless, though
>>60219381
good
how are you?
>>60219380
REEEEEE
dont steal my elephant
>>60219394
>tfw boxing isn't nearly as popular here as kick boxing
>tfw no-one cares about kick boxing
>>60219394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmFSR2E4sCY
>>60219415
If you want normies out then go to the r9k thread.
Normies are allowed in here.
making an arrangement
>>60219381
>hi how are you
alri x
u?
>>60219394
Already got the (You)s for this in the last thread fuck off
>>60219415
did he really fuck a pig?
>>60219380
can it climb an elephant tower
YANKS OUT
charli
>>60219498
yeh he shagged ur mum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3c7k2gcxts
>caring about other peoples taste in music or movies is a tremendous waste of time and energy. people are consumer drones. stop giving a shit.
>>60219486
The point was I added the bottom bit, don't actually shit yourself lmfao
>>60219481
that's my word you can't use it
pay me the rights you shitty farm runt
more like russel howard's good poos
>tfw no gypsy gf
JUST
>looking to rent a 1 bedroom house/flat
>every single one is some 5 bedroom houseshare with a load of students
fucking REE i am not living with a load of RUNT students how hard is it to just get a small house where i can live alone
>guitar music
it's 2016
>>60219447
draw more animals so the elephant isn't as lonely
Shout out to the /brit/ lad that recommended hazelnut milk as a dairy alternative, it's delicious
>>60219506
Depends on what's at the top
>>60219526
THICC
H
I
C
C
>>60219573
which ones should i draw
/brit/ is awesome though
women are superficial, cowardly and all-around useless
The thought of a 9-5 job scares me.
I earn 25k and work 3 days a week with 5-6 days off at a time and I fucking LOVE IT. So much free time to myself.
>9-5 job
>Saturday
>Kinda tired from working all week
>possibly go out that night
>next day
>tired as fuck and/or hungover
>stay in house all day
>back to work day after
lol no
>>60219573
it's not a real elephant
it doesn't have feelings
>>60219583
a giraffe
>>60219394
Underrated post
rlly makes u think
such nice song names
>>60219605
Americans
Women are simply more consultative beings than men are. For whatever reason, they are more timid about making bold statements and deviating from normalcy. They can't shop for clothes alone, they can't judge men alone, and they can't even urinate alone. They support each other through groupthink. Because of this, the average woman's musical taste is more bland and typical. They don't want to be "on the outside".
"But wait," you might say "not all girls listen to pop music exclusively." This is correct. Some women do indeed venture outside of society's musical comfort zone, but their reasons for doing so are rarely musically-motivated. These women are simply looking for a scene or subculture to wedge themselves into, using music as another fashion tool. It's all about image. How many "artsy" girls do you know who insist that their taste is "atypical", "unique", or "eclectic" who have an iPod full of the same girl-friendly, Pitchfork-approved artists like Radiohead, Sigur Ros, and the like? Quite a few, I'd wager. Women are generally considered to have bad taste because they lack any true interest in musical discovery.
Want further proof? How many girls do you know who are into Noise? Who are into Krautrock? Rock in Opposition? Classical avant-garde? Not many. This is because these styles of music, while unique, cutting-edge, and extremely rewarding, have no fashion culture built around them, and no cute boys who listen to and perform these types of music. Music is another article of clothing for women, and it makes basement-dwelling experts froth at the mouth whenever females claim otherwise.
>>60219611
wall
>>60219605
this >>60219583 anons mum
>>60219605
A gorilla with his niglette prisoner
>>60219572
>2016
>listening to niggers talking about fucking some whore's arse and killing white people
>>60219611
though
Hows no gf 2016 going /brit/?
Really makes you think...
>>60219562
>Looking for houses to rent
>See a decent sized house for a good price
>"GROUND FLOOR ONLY YOU ARE RENTING 1 FLOOR"
Loving this buy-to-let meme. Landlords are so greedy they're splitting houses in two so they can get more rent.
>>60219464
this
at what point do people officially become bf and gf
>>60219639
3edgy 5 mee
orthodox christians >>>>> pseudo christian pirates
>>60219572
appeal to novelty
Power should be delegated, not centralised
>>60219618
you're living the fucking dream you cuntfish
why change
>>60219662
rap music has progressed since the 90s dad
>>60219639
is this anal cunt
>>60219639
>deathcore
>>60219676
His smug look
Classic white people
half drunk so i decided to have a cheeky wank before i get too drunk to get a stalk on
>>60219721
>implying it's not either grindcore or slam
Going for a poo
you lads want anything?
>>60219611
>awesome
FOY
look at this fucking dog
really makes u thnik...
>>60219720
Infant Annihilator
>>60219345
>can't prove higgs-boson exists
>still claim it's there and act accordingly
>when it's discovered act smug because you knew it was there all along and others doubted you
it'sthe same with religion, just on a longer timeline
>FOY
what?
>>60219618
>work 3 days a week with 5-6 days off
do you even read your bait
>>60219761
old grindcore was alright with carcass and NP
>>60219813
Fuck off, yank.
this is a shit bait
don't reply to it
>>60219814
It's called shift work mate. Work different days every week.
Get a clue.
> tfw sensitive nipples
> mfw my friend teases me sometimes by pinching them
>>60219700
That's a fallacy fallacy
>>60219849
but i am not a yanki
>>60219718
Funny you say that. I'd argue hip hop in the 90s was less about arses and gangbanging than it is today.
>>60219857
reply
>tfw smoking cigarettes gives me acne
literally can't enjoy anything in life ffs
cigs give me acne
sugar gives me acne
dairy gives me acne
grains give me acne
tf
>>60219680
its unsustainable and eventually something will have to give. i hope.
>>60219889
Why does your flag look like Taiwan's?
>>60219689
pls respond
>>60219795
Was the 6 million meme put forward to grow support for the sate of israel?
>I am going to take this animal and keep it in my house for the rest of it's life for my own amusement
why are pet owners so narcissistic and psychopathic?
>>60219811
What does is it matter anyway even if there is a higgs bison it has to be made of something else. It's just an endless rabbit hole of existential horror.
>>60219912
I told you not to reply, it wasn't worthy of a response
Thoughts lads
>>60219934
When you talk about it and decide to commit
It's not that difficult
Really makes you think
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464751836084.webm
>2016
>still smoking
why??
>>60219872
where at?
>>60219885
>tfw a girl tries to get me to drop something my pinching my nipples
>hfw I pinch hers in relatiation
>>60219885
you might have gyno
haha lads i'm starting to bald at my temples hahah
>>60219982
why are webms so fucking loud??
>>60219959
How do you even get a match, get 0 on mine and I'm average looking
>>60219889
fallacy fallacy fallacy
>>60219965
always wondered if there was that sort of conversation or if it just kind of falls into place
>>60220063
Use a shirtless pic x
>>60220063
be handsome
>>60219982
Brain was very stimulated by this.
>>60219926
i don't know bruv, why does your mum have such a loose cunt?
Reminder there's a full economic consensus that all immigration is good even from low educated refugees
So how do you feel about the new Hermione and Ron being niggers?
>>60219643
>>60219654
this one doubles as americans and that anon's mum
>>60220090
I'm a bit of a chub so that's out of the question x
>>60220126
They proper term is Afro-Magicians
>>60219498
haven't we all?
>>60220075
Relationships are about communication, if you assume things will fall into place, you're gonna have a bad time
>>60220119
Are you sure about that?
>>60219940
Yes pretty much and the Jews have an obsession with the 6 million figure because it has some sort of religious significance.
>>60220126
Ron's not a nigger. He's not ginger. Hermione and Ron's wife's daughter are niggers though. Hermione is also keeping her surname because FUCK DA PATRIARCHY!
>>60220160
Hit the gym then
loser
>>60220148
just how big are they fucking hell where did the elephant go
>>60220119
Rasheed.
How do you get surveys lads? I only done the opening one and they ain't gave me any since
>>60220117
Don't talk about me mum like that ever again
>>60219926
>>60220117
I'm sorry, that was very mean of me. I'm not a morning person, so I apologize. I'm sure your mum is a very nice person.
>>60220192
Rude x
Doing a deep think lads
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464214453141.webm
>>60220148
Looks just like her
You should sell your work
>>60220202
>he fell for it
YouGov let you cash out once you have £50 in your account. Took me 3 years to get to that
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophenia
Really makes you think.
>>60220179
Yep 100%
Just from an economic perspective not a social cohesion one though
>Britain
>tiny, cramped island
>shit weather
>tiny houses
>Australia
>pretty much brits with sun
>fucking HUGE houses
Not fair. WE MADE THEM WHO THEY ARE!!
>>60220241
>>60220180
did you just find /pol/
>>60220200
the elephant is hiding in her belly button
>>60220242
thank you very much
how much do you think i should sell them for?
>>60220063
women are content fucking only the hottest guys because they are selfish and lack any sense of justice
>>60220246
Wot help pls
I don't even want to take the cash out I'd be happy with buying a few apps
>>60220303
looks pretty fucking bright to me lmao
>>60220303
Hello rasheed
>>60220303
thats probably just a joke, but there is shit like this which is real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMBramnCg_s
the gf
>>60220294
Like a hand job or a rusty trombone
>tfw this mixed race women mentioned to her friend on the bus that I had a strong jawline
Just watched terminator Genisys
excellent film
going to bed now
night
what do brits think about mexico though??
>>60220049
im a girl lad
The more time I spend existing, the more it seems to me like one big ruse cruise
>>60220266
yeah man, tropical weather is the shit, you have no idea
really makes you think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfYbgdo8e-8
>>60220354
All me
>>60220350
typical JIDF tactic
>hurr durr if you hate jews youre a rasheed
nah, jews are the reason rasheeds are a problem in the first place
>>60220258
Brain activation: 75%
Sufficient thought acheived
>>60220437
Shut it down
>>60220398
We don't
>>60220398
corrupt shithole full of fat people, drugs, and cartels that behead people
>>60220369
Blowing the patriarchy one penis at a time.
>>60220442
>Brain activation: 75%
Cor m8 you must be able to see through time or something.
FUCK YOU FAGGOTS FUCKING DRUNKARDS.
We should have helped germany in the last two wars but noooooo, we needed to serve our jewish bankers and only give arms to the British even after the Germans tell us they're going to blockade Britain and then we get buttmad like we didn't expect them to do anything like it was the plan all along.
And fuck you guys for being shitty enough that we had to break away and start a revolution because of how shitty you are, just like how you guys lost abso-fucking-lutely all your territories except shit nobody cares about and had no resources like sandwich islands.
>>60220437
yes jew hating anti-semitic twats like you are univerisally pakis
>>60220398
people go 'olladays there sometimes
>>60220522
MUH
>>60220362
Imagine if people in the uk cared this much about our country and people
Ukidf when?
rabbits lads
>>60220398
beautiful country with a troubled history x
>>60220518
ariba ariba andale andale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDq0qeOXolA
really makes you thRPFMFLMF
trying to find the one
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/Waruigakusei?cf=regular
>>60220588
shitposter plz
>>60220537
yes, yeeees, good goy, theyre all pakis!
>>60220576
whats this from then lad
>>60220522
Yanks are so brainwashed about the revolution
Read this
http://pastebin.com/Zz1iwaFJ
>>60220616
Nah, move on m8
>>60220522
>Blockade Britain
Kek. German pipe dream.
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Might start shilling for the uk professionally
>>60220637
Zootopia
Unironically use to shill for the JIDF back in my neet days
ah yes old white england was very very racist and disgusting thank god for multiculturalism for saving us :-)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-36388761
watching furry vengeance lads
>>60220703
whats that
>>60220694
>>60220694
>>60220694
Hmmm... Really makes you think.
what do brits think about Soviet russia though??
>>60220599
>she doesn't like chads
fake
>>60220643
>b-but america didnt have as much resources as the caribbean back then!
thats not a fucking argument retard. if we held onto it wed have been unstoppable. you dont just throw away the territory because its not profitable for you this instant. its something called foresight and investment.
>>60220643
>Americans were taxed at a much much lower rate than Brits (most of whom were not represented in Parliament either) - around 26 times less to be specific. At page 85 of his book "Empire", Niall Ferguson points out that ‘New Englanders were about the wealthiest people in the world’ at the outbreak of the War of Independence and (within the Empire) ‘the [people] who revolted against British rule were the best-off of all Britain’s colonial subjects’.
Reeee fucking entitled yank twats
added vanilla extract to my coffee
dear god never again
>>60220764
We don't.
Wank
Bed
Work
>>60220643
>brainwashed
LOL I don't live in a country that lost hundreds of thousands of kilometers of territory just because subhumans think they deserve to be free from the colonies
>>60220775
Youre a fucking absolute mong, that's a tiny tiny part of the argument
What, you read the first line and gave up?
Try actually fucking reading it before running your mouth
>>60220799
Bit late for coffee innit?
>>60220736
Birmingham literally isn't English anymore
Does this not sound even a little bit wrong to leftists? An "English" city were English people are a minority?
really makes you think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pq-S557XQU
just how comfy must it be to be able to play the guitar and sing, not even the fact that if you play wonderwall all girls will tear your to shreds but just to sing yourself to sleep every night after the shitposting sesh
need something to distract myself throughout the day lads
what do you neets do to pass time?
fav
@60220851
never talk to me
especially not with british slang
>>60220843
I'd it hadn't been for yank twats in the cold war we wouldn't have decolonised everything so quickly
American sanctions on rhodesia are the reason it's the shithole it is today, you ruin everything
A. DEATH IS CERTAIN
1. There is no possible way to escape death. No-one ever has, not even Jesus, Buddha, etc. Of the current world population of over 5 billion people, almost none will be alive in 100 years time.
2. Life has a definite, inflexible limit and each moment brings us closer to the finality of this life. We are dying from the moment we are born.
3. Death comes in a moment and its time is unexpected. All that separates us from the next life is one breath.
Conviction: To practise the spiritual path and ripen our inner potential by cultivating positive mental qualities and abandoning disturbing mental qualities.
B. THE TIME OF DEATH IS UNCERTAIN
4. The duration of our lifespan is uncertain. The young can die before the old, the healthy before the sick, etc.
5. There are many causes and circumstances that lead to death, but few that favour the sustenance of life.
Even things that sustain life can kill us, for example food, motor vehicles, property.
6. The weakness and fragility of one's physical body contribute to life's uncertainty.
The body can be easily destroyed by disease or accident, for example cancer, AIDS, vehicle accidents, other disasters.
Conviction: To ripen our inner potential now, without delay.
C. THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP US AT THE TIME OF DEATH IS OUR MENTAL/SPIRITUAL DEVELOPMENT
(because all that goes on to the next life is our mind with its karmic (positive or negative) imprints.)
7. Worldly possessions such as wealth, position, money can't help
8. Relatives and friends can neither prevent death nor go with us.
9. Even our own precious body is of no help to us. We have to leave it behind like a shell, an empty husk, an overcoat.
Conviction: To ripen our inner potential purely, without staining our efforts with attachment to worldly concerns.
>>60220202
>>60220327
get on panelbase. Pay out at £10. They spam me with more surveys than I can be arsed to do.
>>60220850
no, i read the whole thing, was just commenting on an """""argument"""" ive seen a lot of brits use as if throwing away an entire fucking continent laden with untold resources because it wasnt as immediately profitable as the caribbean was a strategically sound idea
>>60220920
job
>>60220851
>innit
Please stop posting.
>>60220940
wow post more, NAZIS getting BTFO give me boner
>She's not txt me back, but it's read.
HAHA LADS. HAHA...
>>60219358
imagine how many feet of black cock she's taken
>>60220959
>Of the current world population of over 5 billion people
you just killed 2 billion people
>>60220634
dont have to be lad
>>60220853
this ones homegrown.
>>60220947
>>60220979
Mates, chillax we're all bruvs here
>>60220775
>you don't just throw away everything
LOL you guys threw away everything and turned yourselves into shit with hardly any resources of your own after wwii and let subhumans just take it all.
>Download season 2 of game of thrones
>Dothraki sections aren't subbed
Ah yes because there's people that understand Dorthraki right?
I mean why the fuck wouldn't it be subbed...
>>60221007
haha rejected
>>60220736
Actually a pretty interesting article except for the ending.
>>60220882
Did a bit too much thinking on this one lad wew
>>60220973
So what you're saying is your dismissing a large and sourced argument based on a few lines of it that are more of a side point? Fucking brilliant
Why are you so smug with 20/20 hindsight anyway?
>>60220940
remember when we btfo Iraq. Ah, good times
might have a wank
you know, tug the ol' penis
>>60220634
daily reminder people like this unironically exist
TURN ON JOE ROGAN, M'LADS
>>60220940
looks so lame these days
60 year old yank messaged me on interpals talking about his daughter dating an irish guy
not sure how to feel about that
>>60221164
WRONG IMAGE THOUGH
When brits say "mate", I sick a little. That's an Australian term you twat. Stop using australianisms you fucking paki.
>>60221050
>Role-playing as your country
If Allied WW2 soldiers were given a vision of the present day, do you think they would keep fighting? Or join Hitler?
>>60221090
i literally never said that you dribbling spastic. im commenting on a single part of the argument that i have seen used numerous times by overly defensive brits getting triggered by americans.
>m-muh hindsight
oh yes it surely would have taken superhero levels of foresight to realise losing an endlessly sprawling landmass was a bad thing
>>60220148
Fantastic work anon, a modern day Picasso.
How are they going to measure the success of The Grand Tour if Amazon Prime costs about £80 for everyone?
>>60221228
>can't refute points so focuses on wording of post
i like this general though
>>60221094
good one lad, mind if i join?
>>60221268
amount of peers on all the torrents
>>60221287
baited ahaha
>>60221237
no fucking way
"If the brave men on the beaches at Normandy could see see what Britain has become today -- they would not have advanced another 40 yards up the beach"
>>60221237
Nationalism is a hellova drug
>>60221063
Now the question is, do I leave the ball in her court now. Seems to me that sending another message after one goes read and unanswered would be lame as fuck.
Then again, stressing this much over an unanswered message is already lame as fuck.
Dating is hard, guys.
>>60221216
sorry maat
>>60221320
Feel bad for torrenting it though
>>60221313
I like you too, Mexilad.
>>60221254
Youre the one getting triggered lmfao
What point are you trying to make? They didn't give it up without a fight but it was America, the Spanish, Dutch and French empires vs Britain which is hardly a winnable war
Weird you're spouting off about "urmm why didn't they know there would be loads of coal and oil just because it wasn't discovered or valuable at that time?!" Give me a break you melt
>>60221383
why are brits so racists???? they even hate other whites
>>60219680
>Why are people allowed to do what they want with their own property?
>Why are people allowed to make money?
Move to Venezuela lad, it's right up your street.
>>60221289
That's not focusing on the wording though it's focusing on you role playing as your country and taking credit for the accomplishments of others
Kinda sad I missed WW2.
I think it'd have been an extremely interesting time to live/die through.
>>60221433
success breed jealously
>>60221465
>Replying to a 40 minute old post
kys
>>60221433
It's cuz they haven't won a WC since '66 and they invented the game
how's about a fat boring irish guy;)
Who is the man with the ill fitting trousers?
>>60221500
and brits breed their close family members
>>60221465
Landlords are fucking parasites.
>>60221479
Except you dont actually believe that
>>60221500
are you a chicANO??
>>60221510
really?
Watching Doctor Who for the first time.
Seems a bit stupid so far 2bh.
Just voted for leave the EU on the postal vote lads.
>>60221510
We invented basically all the most popular sports in the world. It'd be impossible for us to be the best at them all.
Contemplating spending £100 on bulk sweets from amazon
Could buy like 20kg worth of Haribo
>>60221553
no i said success not hispanic
>>60221479
god, shut up
>>60221555
Which Doctor is it?
The new Italian guy is absolute dogshite, Matt Smith was the best doctor, tennant was alright too
>>60221577
are you a british living in holland??
loathe women desu
>>60221478
It's not an accomplishment that niggers and whatever other subhuman species took shit from you, it's a travesty.
I was just hoping that maybe someone would do something about it and recolonize and make things right again.
>>60221571
Can't you at least be the best at one?
>>60221616
again i said success not envy
>Kinda sad I missed WW2.
>I think it'd have been an extremely interesting time to live/die through.
>>60221433
It's easy to not like everyone else when you're literally the best culture in the world
t. american
>>60221588
>Matt Smith was the best doctor,
No. Just no.
Having a wank lads
>>60221680
Mohammed
>>60221631
We could never recolonise anything because it as Americans that forced decolonisation in the first place
>>60221609
feel bad for him
>>60221680
rasheed
>>60221555
from the first episode i watched i don't get the hype at all
it's shit if i'm being totally tbf
>>60221664
tbqh i thought that brits and irish were the same...but it seems that if i say that in the UK....they will get angry
might move to inverness for a laugh lads
went to interpals and mulled over the fact that i ignored the messages of a few cute girls
i really am self destructive
Which one of you lads has got a job writing for the metro
>>60221588
Liked tennant best tbqh
Matt Smith was eh
Never really felt attached
>>60221680
Rajesh
>>60221647
Snooker.
>>60221627
Yank version of me
wish this mexican would fuck off
thoughts?
>>60221739
It's shit
If you want to move somewhere remote go to Kirkwall senpai
>>60221627
Rasheed
>>60221680
Pajeet
>>60221788
Yeah, £100 is about right for a night out. Can go as high as £150 depending on how drunk I get.
>>60221799
doubt theres any jobs there la
business idea: migrate /brit/ to boards.ie
>>60221760
>OOONE HUNDRED AND EIIIGHTY
>>60221852
Unless you want to be a fisherman, a monk or work in tourism m8
>>60221712
When will everyone realise that you don't need us and don't have to listen to us or even follow our foreign policy? It'll help a lot if other countries just started to tell us no and that they want our troops and help gone so that we don't just think we own everyone and continue to dictate western European and whoever else's politics.
>£5 pre drinks + fill up a flask to take in he club
>~£3 club entry
>Drink flask in the toilets
>Walk there and back
Rarely spend over a tenner on a night out desu
>>60221766
Fuck off tory twat
going out in like half an hour lads
who else /onit/ here?
>>60221921
same tbqh
not that I ever do
>>60221788
this looks too much like bodybuilding.com
I always think kev is a miscer errytime I see this
>>60221921
Ive really been meaning to invest in hip flask
was thinking how Im going to get through this wedding on saturday, without one
>>60221925
look 'ere boys
went and got me a mexican, i did.
>>60221788
I'd be kev's mate desu
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