Drunk Australian here, AMA
dubs decides how drunk i get
>>60193434
Very
>>60193434
go to bed
very very
>>60193449
>>60193469
>>60193475
ah yes very good questions
>>60193434
Fuck an abo tier drunk
Is your house very buged? How big spiders get into your room?
If dubs drink vodka from the bootle
To consider crocodile as attractive female.
Drink until you can hold a bottle in your hand anymore.
If dubs sleep
Is it hot?
Till you won't feel when you're cutting off your dick.
>>60193507
Had a fucking massive family of small moths in my oat box once for some fucking reason
> pick it up, notice a moth crawling out
> shake it a bit
> M O T H S
>>60193509
crocs are fucking sexy lad
>>60193512
>>60193540
fuck off pooland
>>60193524
Nah, cold
Rose wine for the moment but about to move onto cointreau liquor
>>60193524
Not him, but it's actually freezing (by Australian standards)
>>60193560
Drink until you'll think that it's ok to run around the street naked, and after that do it while drinking.
>>60193434
exceedingly
Drink as much until you'd get eternal boner.
>>60193584
brisbane here so it's cool but not "cold"
where you at lad?
>>60193616
I just had a cheeky wank so no boners for a bit friend
If dubs, you have to stop drinking and do something productive with your life+volunteer.
>>60193434
Come to bed with me
>>60193637
i see you've got a fat meme
maybe we should rub our fat memes together finlan
>>60193622
Damn you 4chan dubs.
Drink that much to see origin of matter, the golden vibration rule.
>>60193584
>>60193560
AAAH ITS SO HOT HERE
REFUGEES WELCOME PLS?
>>60193708
> golden vibration rule
explain to me Ivan
>>60193728
Fuck off we're FULL
We get plenty of cute asian girls to fuck we don't want your leb shit kind here
>>60193781
I drank a little bit, because why not. i always drink i little bit, and now it's time to repeat for sure.
>explain to me Ivan
That's g-ds law to make matter act like matter. you need to be high as shit to see it by yourself.
Drink that much to be able to talk to animals.
stop drinking immediately.
>>60193781
Ahh I know a qt Asian who lives in Melbourne, good dancer
She does those kpop dances in a studio
I mean I like the Queen so can I come already
>>60193926
I'd love to have a Russianbro to get absolutely shitfaced with :(
>>60193962
fuck off Serbia
>>60193974
Okay but if i see you looking at ONE white woman's ass or EVEN ONE SINGLE white little boy's ass I'm glass you ya cunt
>>60194013
Is it k if the boy is not little
Also iggy's ass is cool to stare at
.>>60194013
Drink that much to be able swim to new zealand.
https://www.google.ru/search?newwindow=1&q=transferring+of+reality&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAOPgE-LSz9U3MCpMKq8yVwKzC5LyLIyNtaSyk630k_Lzs_UTS0sy8ousQOxihfy8nEoAS8NH6jYAAAA&sa=X&psj=1&ved=0ahUKEwj-wvTU04bNAhUF1SwKHU5dAVMQmxMIlwEoATAO&biw=1600&bih=789
Google give me such shit sometimes with no reason.
i can be your pal for half an hour or so.
>>60194089
W-well umm n-no i..probably no-...well if you let me have him first s-sure...
>>60194110
>110
Fuck you 4chan, and america, and moot, and japanese moot and shit.
>>60194115
Nah he's mine
Name's dima sedgwick btw
>>60194110
> literally just sends me a link in fucking Russian
well thank you Ivan
And sounds good, let's get shit faced and bash minorities and degenerates
What do you hate most about your country/culture? Other than abbos
>>60194193
Uriah here lad, light of God motherfucker
>>60194220
The fact that our country is too young to really have developed anything one would call a "culture" before the age of globalisation
Which isn't necessarily our fault
I guess my biggest issue is how younger generations are so fucking useless and pathetic that it's insulting to our forefathers
I hate Australians. You're the most unfunny people on this website. You contribute nothing and your "banter" is just spam
I have your country blocked on my computer. I only have to see your idiot posts when I use my phone
>>60194334
you alright there mate?
>>60194213
pic
>>60194267
at least your cunt has no reputation of heroine addict psycho loser cousin
.
>>60194267
That's a good answer but I disagree, you guys have tons of culture. A unique dialect... Ugg boots... wearing crocs unironically... cork hats...
You guys have forefathers though?
>>60194538
We do and we learned that shit in school while i was growing up (25 years old here)
These days children barely know any of our culture and desu it's depressing
Feels weird when you're at the tail end of the end of Western culture in your own country, this must be what your old people feel like
>>60194523
ayy thanks lad, i would love to read it but i have a fucking massive backlist to get through (reading picture of dorian gray right now)
My country is gettting that reputation though :^)
>>60194608
i'm just wondering about that thing. it's just i don't need to make an effort to get shit to read or watch, google is providing me with it for some reason. these books appeared when i stark to talk to you.
I still can't understand why straya banned guns.
>>60194876
desu Russian anything is pretty rare here
We banned guns because we went from being the literal bastion of manliness in the West to where we are now, a fucking degenerate infested hole
Thankfully we didn't have much of a gun culture here to begin with so it hasn't affected us much and our crime rate is low as all hell
being someone who has his gun license though it's a bit of a bitch
>>60193434
Have you ever considered suicide?
Check'em and stop drinking now
>>60195110
1. Yes and i still currently do. Thank god that my life is making some serious progress right now or i would actually do it. still consider it regardless
2. nice work failing NERD
>>60195110
Suicide means you give up, set yourself as guy who lost.
aussies are stupid
>>60195967
b-but i love France...
>>60195967
Thenks fronce, in the leagues of 4chin insults that's pretty mild.
>>60196086 (nobody loves france, LIES)
>>60196097
STUPID STUPID STUPID
>>60196138
I never loved you initially france-senpai but as i started cooking i learned to love you and your culture :3
>>60196138
Oi nah mate, that's just r00d aight
>>60196179
IDIOT
(I-I love you too)
>>60196317
t-thank you
Just drink the anti-freeze from your car.
Hey OP Oz, how drunk are you?
Can you take it further?
>>60194334
Shut the fuck up butthurt Polish kurwa vodka puking no-teeth having shitstain.
If dubs, you come in whatever you are drinking and then finish drinking it. Then you go sleep.
>>60197133
If dubs, you lick my willy
>>60197133
>>60197072
That's just really nice here. i can say that i visited 4chan for such moments.
>>60193434
Is it ok to be gay in brisbane or adelaide
comfy drunk
>>60196996
ayy sorry got distracted
and sure i can, finished my liquor and have a whole 2 bottles of wine chilling out in my cupboard
>>60197133
f-fucj you funlan
>>60199521
It's time to deliver, for daddy.
>>60198222
yee it's fine, i live in brisbane and for the most part people don't give a shit
we have the added benefit of not being a bunch of faggots like melbourne or sydney too
>>60199580
daddy pls i want your finnish cummies
>>60199607
I want you to imagine that I am molesting you while you are trying to extract your man juices.
After that I want you to finish every last little drop of your semen. I didn't get those dubs for nothing.
Who is best Yuri?
>>60199680
AMERIKUN HELP
>>60199784
akari obviously
>>60199799
Come on now. Be a good boy and get to work.
>>60199872
get out finland get out get out!
>>60199932
Make me, sissy.
>>60199978
if you saw me IRL you'd be the sissy here euro boi
>>60199833
wrong answer
>>60200058
Entirely possible. What would you do to me if we met irl, honey?
>>60200182
cuddle you and make love to your finnish puccy slowly and lovingly
Just opened my bottle of Portugal Tawny lads, have a bottle of Italian red also
finished off a french wine and french liquor early on
Do you live in Melbourne?
>>60200368
nah brisBane
>>60200275
>slowly and lovingly
If you were going to fuck my boipucci, I would want you to slam dunk your benis back and forth with full force. We could cuddle after we had fucked like rabbits.
>>60200428
w-wow if you want it rough then just say so, Finland-san
>>60200479
I want you as rough as you can give me.
>>60200381
Do you live near this area?
>>60200517
Nah lad right next to Torwood street in Milton see if you can find me lad haha
>>60200510
anything you want qt-senpai
>>60200549
Oh ok. I thought you were someone else
>>60200607
> living in the city itself
wish i was that rich lad
shameless bumpuu
>>60194267
>Uriah
>Urea
>Urine
can't make it up, no wonder you drink so much
>>60201668
>>60201700
sorry that was a tad rude mate, enjoy your drinking
