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USA edition
good edition
dumb faggot delet this right now
*hands over crumpled 5 dollar note*
>>60190138
>delet dis
nah
First balt post.
autism edition
>>60190218
last balt post hopefully
>>60190263
I hopefully balted your moms post last sunday, if you know what i mean
>>60190299
what did he mean by this?
>>60190356
he means ur gay
>>60190392
want to be gay together then?
Kek
Good morning.
>>60190445
bad morning
>>60190419
nah
>>60190489
suit yourself gaybo
>>60190515
ok faggot
>mfw I can't see who liked me on okcupid
>mfw I hope it's the girl who I'm talking to but if it's not then I like her and it's too eager
>>60190550
its me.
reminder u will never have a qt gf
>>60190644
rude dubs
>>60190666
tripstonia
Ha
>>60190299
dubi
>>60190644
dubi
>>60190666
TRIPI
tfw no bf
>>60190687
haha child grape
>>60190703
>tfw no bf to fight me cunt
Is the anon who did 3x30 squats still here?
>>60190712
sell yourself
pls
I need a girlfrend
more than anything
>>60190550
>okcupid
ok nerd LOL
>>60190735
You stay away from our women, invader.
gf here
ama
>tfw I finally manage to infiltrate a group of friends at uni
It only took me 2 and a half years, they even help me out with assignments and this girl goes out of her way to talk to me.
I think I can become a normie lads
>>60190820
how'd you do it lad
>>60190820
Maybe you were one all along.
>>60190820
just wait until you accidentally expose your power level or call the girl mom by accident
This hoe won't stop texting and I haven't even fucked her yet, literally texts me every night saying she's touching herself thinking about me
>>60190987
Seems life is rough for you.
>>60191022
She just sent me a snapchat of her in the bath
>>60190740
but im a guy :(
>>60190849
just by being myself :^)
>>60191058
Post a pic of her and we'll guide you what to do
>>60191158
I can't screenshot a snapchat cause it'll notify her
>>60191220
there's third party apps for that
>>60190852
>mom
foy
>>60191220
just say you need it for a wank later
>>60191231
>>60191248
Its gone now, it was just the standard legs in the bath picture, I'll ask her if I can screenshot the next 1
Latvia has Krauklis
Australia has the funposter guy with the cheeky grin
What are the other Baltic nations' mascots?
i just press like 100 times on tinder because idgaf and heaps of chicks message me and i never message them back haha!
>>60191429
nz has alex
Figured I'd treat myself to some oats this morning. Eating feels good.
>>60191346
funny what girls think is appealig vs what dudes do
>>60191472
he means the world to me
>>60191497
Yeah I just want some tits n ass
>>60191472
I love you, Alex
>>60191476
ur pretty rich i see.
>>60191534
maybe some pussy too
>>60191558
perhaps a touch of dick as well
>Balts are known to be criminals
>Australia is a penal colony
Why don't Balts immigrate to Australia?
>>60191556
there was a deal on favorit oats in maxima, like 50 cents for half a kg so I figured I'd stock up on a few months' worth of food and bought two packs
>>60191597
Still overpaying.
>>60191597
>1kg of oats
>few months' worth
are you a hamster
>>60191665
no I am lithuanian
Toasting in bread
>>60191665
I don't eat oats very often so for me that'd be closer to a 2-3 month supply
>tfw Dont have money
>didnt eat 3days
>ask neighbour for cat food to feed ur cat
>Dont even have a cat
boys its gonna be feast today.
>>60191722
That's devilish.
>>60191722
Well why did you spend all your money?
>>60191687
>eating like a rat
i thought Lithuania wasn't poor anymore
>>60191728
Ugh spoiler that shit, now you got my digestive juices flowing and I'll get starvation cramps again.
>>60191763
Im eating Rice, bread and drink water all month, still not enought at the end. LAST TIME i dotn steal anything from job.
>there are balts going to bed hungry
someone please send them euros
>tfw yes gf
>>60191722
Start stealing fod brother, seriously, i have stolen countless amounts of tucker for FREEEEE wewww
hitler?
>>60191764
Statistically on average probably. The working classes are still being oppressed.
>>60191784
It's like with tips isn't it? You're expected to steal something. That's why they pay you less.
>>60191930
what about hitler, iceland
>>60191949
I don't know anymore
>>60191967
here she is. isnt she cute?
>>60191948
something like that yeah. (about the wage)
NZ taste coming in
>>60192037
yeah, pretty cute
>>60192089
>waaaaah we aren't relevant waaaah i'm a new zealander and i think we are fucking scum someone notice me
>>60192161
classic australian threadkiller
>>60192037
What a fucking loser LMAO
>>60192589
atleast i have a gf when you dont
i even take her on tram rides, do you do that?
>>60192161
> be austriallian
> bowl underarm
> win at AFL
https://youtu.be/HzdGk475dag
>>60192624
If you even mention AFL again I'll fucking drop you.
A
>>60192037
Yes
>>60192793
>Winning a sport that no one else plays
LMAO at your cunt
>>60192864
>His cunt doesn't even have its own sport
Literally lmoaing @ NZ rn
>>60192725
>open video in new tab because I want to listen to the song
>open tab later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmzU47i2xgw
>>60193008
>pretend to have debilitating amnesia so you don't have to listen to your wife's gossiping
cheeky
>>60193008
>memechio kaku
FORCE FIELDS N SHIEET
>>60191429
sadly, we (lt+est) have anime
Thoughts?
Ok, finally resubbed to Final Fantasy 14, now I have something to do in the summer.
>>60191220
Y'know there are other places besides Snapchat to get pictures of somebody
less than 60 seconds
impressive considering the salary
see you guys in 3 days probably
>>60193546
I'm starting to find it cute. Help.
>>60193744
You are gay haha xDDDd
>>60193700
Cya bb
>>60193744
stop it
he is ugly
B-bye
>>60193803
>He
>>60193546
Why are his eyes so... bulby? Looks like a fish.
the stolen Estonian dubs, check em
>>60193902
>>60193927
Stop. You're embarrassing yourself.
You guys suck at getting good numbers
>>60193869
>>60193902
>3 off on both tries
>>60193944
you are pretty good at it
Haha its done like this
>>60193944
nice
>>60193988
Good stuff
>>60193998
Embarrassing 2bh
>>60194011
This looks like a much better trap
>>60193988
eyy pretty nice
>>60193988
oijoijoi vittu mikä getti
>>60193998
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>60193988
>>60194011
>>60194022
>>60194033
dem bois
>>60194069
It is pretty ugly tho
>>60194069
mate your poobsessed
>>60194069
When you think about it he kinda looks like Alex
>>60194051
>Baltic is cold and dark place
>>60194131
Alex would make for a far more convincing woman, Alex could do anything
never said I wasn't ugly desu
I fucked up...
bleeeeeet
>>60194175
UGLY ALERT
G
L
Y
A
L
E
R
T
>>60194175
Shut the fuck up.
>>60194069
every time i lurk that general i cringe. they're worse than weebs
i think they all have borderline personality disorder
>>60194051
Outdated
>It's here
>>60194175
It's not too late to detransition, you know. You'll be happier as a homosexual man who wears dresses in the bedroom.
>>60194215
>I lurk that general
Thats pretty gay
>>60194247
I'm ugly as either gender
may as well grow some tits so I can be a butterface
http://www.strawpoll.me/10367398
http://www.strawpoll.me/10367398
http://www.strawpoll.me/10367398
>>60194319
Better to be an ugly man than an ugly chick with a cock.
>>60194348
I'd prefer suicide ngl
>>60194339
Literally what game?
>>60194348
I agree with this. There are all sorts of gay men that'll take a good boipucci, how many of them are going to want a transitioned freak? Significantly less. You're limiting your options
>>60194371
Come to Auckland sometime. I'll make you feel like a lady if only for one night.
>>60194383
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Baltic_Cup
>>60194385
Serious question because I'm a huge autist when it comes to international football
Does anyone even give a shit about the Baltic Cup every year?
I know Lithuanians prefer apehoop but does it get any media coverage at all?
I've seen park games that have had bigger crowds.
>>60194339
I voted and I don't even know what it is lol
>>60194457
Watched the Lithuania - Estonia game couple days ago..
>>60194410
lmao are you that fucking desperate?
laughable desu
>>60194424
Where's Belarus and Finland?
>>60194531
Well if you're just going to be rude, I won't take you out for dinner then.
>>60194563
They are only honorary Baltic not true Baltic
>>60194563
Finland unironically play some years.
Baltic states, I assume, hate Belarus because Belarus suck big black Russian cock.
>>60194563
Finland used to participate not sure why they stopped. Belarus was never in the cup in afaik.
We will play against Poland in like a week tho..
>>60194501
who did you vote for cunt
>>60194656
It's going to be like that Latvian-Russian hockey game all over again lel
>>60194691
Scatvia
>>60194707
go back and vote for lithuania or i will fecking curbstomp you cunt
>>60194751
You don't even know who I am or who I know mate.
>>60194707
Goals against Estonia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5H4KKm7BNM
Got a cheeky biscuit from Pizza Hut on the way home lads, it's like a small pie. Tastes alright
>>60194841
Is football a hipster sport in Lithuania?
>>60194841
Why the fuck are you wearing our uniforms?
>>60194956
socceroos?
more like soccerpoos
>im sick as a dog
>girl says she wants to come watch movies at my house
do i get her sick or do i tell her to come when i'm not sick?
tfw no friends
tfw no gf
tfw all these happy good looking people having fun outside
at least i have you guys. what does love feel like?
>>60193546
why can't some people take care of their lips?
even i can afford vasaline
>>60194977
depends how pretty she is
>>60194977
I don't think you're going to get anywhere while you're sick anyway so just tell her you're ill, if she still wants to come it's on her
>>60194994
You think that you need it and once a girl gives it to you you're like "meh".
Go wank and then see if you feel the same way, I bet you don't.
>>60194970
I'll fucking deck you cunt
>>60194051
>18 degrees in midland uk
oh those boys are gonna die of heat exhaustion
It's so fucked up that it's June already
If I became fluent in Estonian - would anyone give a shit in terms of employment.
I've already got Spanish - so a lot of people are saying learn French or German but I want to learn a meme language that only I and less than 5 million other people can speak.
Plus I'd have Estonian girls all over me.
>>60195018
ok did it she said tell her as soon as im better :^)
>>60195004
7.5
>>60195118
> I want to learn a meme language that only I and less than 5 million other people can speak.
*Tips fedora*
You sound like one of those esperanto wankers
>>60195035
I meant 4chan in general
>>60195153
>No hablo Esperanto para mis francais
*tips heurte*
>>60195216
>trying to translate the words on the left
>they're English words
lithuania btfo
>>60195354
Was it hard for you to go from Estonian to English?
>aunz thread
>nobody talking about origin
good lads
>>60195216
Images like that make me very glad my native tongue isn't a literal meme
>>60195381
We will win.
>>60195399
Dont know about Estonian, but english is dog shit easy compared to Latvian
>>60195299
mämmi is filled with normies and normies have tendency to work so i guess that's that. i wish we didn't have a general, back in the days we used to seize other threads/generals and make them our general (primarily threads mentioning finland)
>>60195410
cheerful
star
contented
star
delighted
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ecstatic
star
elated
star
glad
star
joyful
star
joyous
star
jubilant
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lively
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merry
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overjoyed
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peaceful
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pleasant
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pleased
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thrilled
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upbeat
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blessed
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blest
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blissful
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blithe
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can't complain
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captivated
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chipper
star
chirpy
star
content
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convivial
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exultant
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flying high
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gay
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gleeful
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gratified
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intoxicated
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jolly
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laughing
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light
star
looking good
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mirthful
star
on cloud nine
star
peppy
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perky
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playful
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sparkling
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sunny
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tickled
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tickled pink
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up
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walking on air
star
>>60195433
Wouldnt be surprised, football isnt really a thing here
>>60195447
Maybe I should learn Latvian instead
>>60195455
Well create your own Hollywood so it's easier to learn it.
>>60195507
Its easier than estonian i think
Who is in baltic cup Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania? I wonder how brackets look like.
>>60195600
>brackets
It's a table.
Australias bogan olympics are on
>>60195678
Crate of origin is only used for a piss up no one actually watches it
>>60195657
>tfw go to wikipedia to see what baltic cup is
>See history of baltic cup
oh nice it started since 1928
>see baltic cup history of 1940
>occupied by soviet union
:(
>>60195739
lmoa 2bh
>>60195739
Last time Estonia won Hitler and Stalin were still best buddies
lmao
>>60195781
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltic_Cup_(football)
very rude >>60191388
>>60195831
>1939
>Not organised due to strained sports-relations between Latvia and Lithuania after a controversial basketball game.
>>60195815
>nobody won in 2013 or 2011
>>60195815
Our population is smaller.
>>60196183
It's held every 2 years cunt
>>60196224
>1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998
ok bruv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztninkgZ0ws
>trannies don't post pics of their face when you ask them to
>>60196752
fuck off ugly faggot
unless you want to post your face
http://www.itv.com/news/2016-06-01/internet-hate-speech-to-be-blocked-within-24-hours/
jesus fuck
Lidl is opening tommorow. R.I.P. Maxima and Iki.
>>60196882
literally
>>60196882
New platforms will emerge. The internet will find a way. By the way, this is just another nail in the coffin of the EU.
This was like literally one day ago in POL, u living in caves or something?
>>60196882
In my opinion Carthage must be destroyed.
>>60196882
no more we waz kangz
>>60196882
how will microsoft block? Like you mean in skype? Or even windows ?
>>60197251
skype is monitored by Europol and NSA already anywho
whatever you write in it will be used against you
>>60197093
>one day ago
Pretty slow compared to me.
https://desustorage.org/int/thread/59976214/#59983987
>>60197283
u sure :(?
>>60197329
microsoft is basically the biggest espionage software provider
>>60197329
switch to safety
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ2kez5X2D8
this song is dedicated to everyone itt
>>60197836
>thread killer
>>60197836
fuck off poofta
>this heat
doesnt bother me since i never leave the house
>>60197223
nice latvian numbers
>>60198278
how hot is it right now?
>>60198337
i am greek
>>60198337
28 apparently
>>60198356
rip
60198350
I had a dream some days ago. I was at a Latvian beach.
going for a nap
wish me luck
>>60198645
i hope you die in your sleep you raging homosexual
>the Greeks, founders of western civilization, culture, science and maths had loads of anal sex
>my gf won't do anal
>>60198679
are you still using word homosexual as an insult
>>60198716
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pederasty
they also fucked little boys, maybe you should too
>>60198744
t. homosex
>>60198808
>pederasty
Its an actual term. its fucking real.. LOLOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKQcSSJCU5U
kevin where r u now
:(
>>60198808
Look how they people improved.
hello i'm back
Thoughts?
>>60198985
>Look how they people improved.
That absolutely makes no sense, what you've said, try again you retard.
>>60199108
im sleepy
>>60198384
What does it mean
>>60198985
when you are the biggest meanie, but everyone blame lithuania
>>60199234
probably something quite rude
lithuanians are in a rude mood today
>>60199330
>scatvians
>>60199234
>>60199334
it means: greetings young lad, strange to find straight guys here....
>>60199330
>neo fascist
I thought Lithuania is on a socialist ride.
>>60199500
It is
+1 if you're unironically just being a dude
>>60199537
I thought all socialists in Europe were German-tier.
>>60199500
>pribalti fascisti
>gommies
It's all the same in the end. We're the true evil of this planet.
>>60199613
Stop your population growth.
>>60199728
rip whitey
>>60199728
Way ahead of you.
Got some more cool-German-tips™?
>>60199852
look at the chicken-dragon
zirga galva
>>60200454
jack herer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNF2s6fNsws
thumbs up if u were there
>>60200830
I watched a movie about it last night so I was basically there
*thumbs up*
>>60201046
STOP, are you fucking crazy
>>60200407
>>60200515
but why
>>60190117
H-hello?
>>60201094
>>60201203
what habbend? :DD
>>60201203
It's just no fun.
How the weather in Finland? It's quite hot down here.
janny holocaust when
>>60201292
It'd be anarchy tbqh. I know we give jannies shit and I admit they're pretty much the scum of the earth, lower than Russians even, but they do have some purpose in deleting things that I think most people would agree shouldn't be posted (child pornography, gore on "work safe" boards etc. etc)
The meme has gone a tad too far
>>60201282
earlier it was +23c
hot, i was sweating haha
>>60201469
Janny is pretty useless against that polish guy tho..
I accidentally asked a chubby girl on a date. What should I do?
>>60201651
I heard France is nice this time of year. Pack your shit, you're moving
P.S. Got warned for dub posting. Fug :D
>>60201651
prepare for the best fucks in ur life
>>60201651
It would be terribly rude to back out, so I'm afraid you'll have to spend the rest of your life with her.
>>60201651
Suck her cock
>>60190117
gonna watch some american dad
The other day, when i told two old ladies i was spanish they laughed and told me they were surprised i was "nenigger".
This country is p based
>>60201837
post face, lad
let us be the judge of your whiteness
>>60201651
Why did you ask her out in the first place?
>>60201837
>nenigger
>>60201837
maybe if u were spanish u would get laid more lmoa
>>60201871
Here, a %100 visigothic-iberian leg.
Check that ketchup stain too
>i am a girl btw ;)
>>60201469
>t. le hot pocket guy
>>60202060
Are you wearing crocs?
>>60202060
Your legs are pretty hairy for a girl.
>>60202132
It means she is a pure Spaniard lad, strong women, will give you many children for you to split your lands between upon your death.
guy on the right looks estonian lmao
>>60202216
>splitting a commieblock apartment between several people
That's a massacre waiting to happen
>>60202352
>>60202352
>>60202352
new thread
>>60202248
Swede and an Estonian on a plane LMAO
>>60198679
sadly i am back
Why do people keep making new thread way before the old thread dies. This one still hadn't reached the bump limit.
