Khan edition
AND BY THE WAY YOU'VE GOT A DOLLAR?
>you will never live in the third reich
>>60185211
>I will never be a russian soldier and shot you
yuri
>>60185189
I love the New York accent. I wish all Americans sounded like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwny52Ncatk
>>60185211
>i'll never be a cute canadian
>>60185248
>>60185209
Statistically it would be more likely that he would shoot you
Good night for real, friends
>>60185255
I hope you're being ironic, New York accent is the asshole accent
Should I preorder some cronuts next week?
>>60185255
The accent from Boston is also pretty cool.
>>60185268
>he takes /lat/ memes seriously
>>60185286
Go home and get yer shine box.
>>60185268
kek
>>60185288
https://youtu.be/P8Vjd_hdYYw
This is what the Boston accent really sounds like. Bill Burr is another pretty good example.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKpQRgMRAf4
tawlk
wahdda
mondee
>>60185307
Hehe
>>60185211
>you will never command a Panzer in Rommel's Afrika Korps
>>60185255
I thought everyone hated our accent?
>>60185325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9glG3yxNWE
>kek
>Not zozzle
Top zozzle
>>60185361
hohoho
>>60185377
we do, Canada is just making fun of you
>>60185325
Doesn't that sound neat?
>>60185361
How you doing Pajet?
>>60185406
>Doesn't that sound neat?
I don't know, it's my home accent so it's the default for me
>>60185408
Not bad for reggaeton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvypZSdjO8M
>>60185398
Was a New Yorker rude to you?
>>60185425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJtqlh_tBGY
Probably my favorite Spanish song
>>60184875
it wasn't necessary lol
>>60184926
Do people consider it weird when an outsider tries to/develops the local accent if they've moved to the area?
>>60185483
I guess so but you will slowly get it after a certain time.
>>60185462
Here's more Justin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T_09ueky2o
>>60185470
Literally just shared my personal experiences, if you can't accept reality that's on you bud
>>60185483
Not particularly
>>60185189
>mexican making a /cum/ thread
this is new
Damn, this foggy mountain breakdown song is actually pretty good
>>60185470
hahaha
>>60185483
>tries to/develops the local accent
You don't "try" to develop an accent it just happens naturally. The reason accents exist is because humans have a tendency to talk in the same way they hear the most. Otherwise accents wouldn't even exist.
>>60185512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-3su2ov8Vg
Another one I like.
>>60185553
heehee
do you like us?
Where does ethan rank in a "top 10 greatest anime protagonists" list?
>>60185553
Where have you been?
>>60185574
Don Omar is like the godfather.
>>60185557
Just getting into Bluegrass or something?
>>60185632
it's my first time listening to it
>>60185573
I've known of some people who have gone out of their way to adopt the local accent immediately, so I was curious if that abrupt of a change was seen as weird or not.
>>60185591
he doesn't
>>60185649
One of my favorite genres desu. You definitely picked a good place to start songwise, and I think now is a great time for the genre in general, there's been kind of a folk/bluegrass/oldtime revival lately, at least on the eastern side of the country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPiEbYSF9kE
>when you see multiple of your OC being posted
Why are you still awake, Anon?
>>60185794
because I'm going to get ice cream
>>60185794
Because rain means no night shift for me.
>>60185750
Please no.
can't wait for this summer when all the amerigirls visit here.
>>60185853
>where are you going for the summer
>canada
said nobody ever
>>60185853
What's wrong with Canadigirls?
>>60185750
damn
Nostalgia, my grandparents would listen to this
Thank's cana-chan
>>60185862
M E M E S
can't wait for this summer when all the amerigirls visit here
>>60185862
what's the matter?
Afraid of the Big Canadian Cock?
>>60185866
nothing. tourists are just more likely to put out.
>captcha: CONVENTION
LMAO
can't wait for this summer when my wife and her son vacation to Canada and Mexico, while I get time to work on my shed in the backyard
>>60185907
can't wait for this summer when my qt mexican friend is coming to see me
be at peace, baby, and be gone
Can't wait for this summer where magpies and mosquitos shit all over my existence.
Can't wait for this summer when I get beheaded.
Can't wait for this summer whe
>>60185866
Have you noticed that there has recently been more homeless around Manhattan? DeBlasio is dropping the ball, Bloomberg and Giuliani had the city so clean
Can't wait for this summer when I get dubs.
I don't have to wait till summer to get shot.
>>60186107
>>60186105
>>60186074
>>60186035
>>60185981
>>60185960
>>60185933
>>60185907
When is DOOM getting fucked cracked so I can have my childhood ruined already.
>>60186141
Can't wait for this summer when jannies ban you
are any of you playing dark souls 3? I just got to the obligatory poison swamp area and I haven't found any merchants or sorcerers yet. I'm still using the best weapon I found 2 levels ago. starting to get destroyed too by the new area's enemies. should I keep playing?
>>60186103
Seems like it.
Found this as well http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/10/21/nyregion/new-york-homeless-people.html
>>60186212
no exploiting path finding is not my idea of a good game
>>60186213
I was in midtown and the people asking me for money, laying in the streets and holding signs was ridiculous. Felt like I was in DC
Hey, /b/ros
>>60186320
t. underage
>>60186213
Interesting as it seems like we'd have the same trend here. I haven't found any real source on it, so it might just be that I notice the homeless more.
Should I use my county flag or township flag?
>>60186465
both
>>60186472
I dont think you can, at least not yet
>>60186465
left logo has the better design but right logo has the better colors desu
>>60186465
Left is better
>>60186588
>>60186604
I like the left because of the date 2bh, 1653 is incredibly old date for a place in the US, also the seagull looks very homey. But the logo for the right is a lot more regal, also the color celebrates the dutch heritage
https://youtu.be/M4GyxpKgesk
this was 6 years ago
6 years of my life has gone by since I first saw this
>bored
>drugs are shit
>don't really want to go to sleep
>>60186821
How can we change that?
>>60186722
>confuses left and right
>>60186868
Ha, pretty embarrassing 2bh
>>60186867
what part? idk.
>>60186896
you should honestly be ashamed
>>60186897
Well, probably would be best to go to sleep, especially if you have work tmrw
>>60186920
I wasn't even looking at the image so I'm not that ashamed but it is a pretty silly thing to do
>>60186924
i don't work until friday lad
just got back home with some ice cream what memes did i miss
>>60186972
your life
>>60186821
what drugs lad
or are you SxCxCx?
>>60186972
None, it's fairly desolate
>>60187000
50mg of diazepam
i guess i'm kinda relaxed, but more tired than anything
/cum/ movie night when?
>>60187076
movies are for fools
>>60185287
the fuck is a cronut
>>60187076
why don't you organize it senpai
>>60187124
anime movie night?
>>60185750
why does all mexican music have the same beat
Dun
du dun dun
Dun
du dun dun
>>60187125
>Cronut is a croissant-doughnut pastry invented by New York City pastry chef Dominique Ansel and trademarked[1][2] by Dominque Ansel Bakery.[3][4] The pastry is made by frying a laminated dough in grape seed oil. The fried pastry is then sugared, filled, and glazed.[5]
>The Boston Globe described the Cronut as a "food portmanteau".[6] In December 2013, Time magazine named the cronut as one of the "25 Best Inventions" of 2013.[7]
>>60187169
anime is for fools
>>60185794
I just got off work an hour ago.
No booze in the house :(
>>60187184
>>60187181
so it's a donut. Gotcha.
>>60187184
loli anime movie night?
>>60185287
Why the fuck isn't competition popping up? Is it because hipsters hate the free market they dump so much money into?
>>60187223
that's right
Having some sleepy time extra dank. What are you drinking?
>>60187282
>>60187314
Avoiding urges to drink some of the whiskey I have.
>>60187317
it is a well known fact that women only serve for sex
>>60187317
i dont get it
pls respond
>>60187389
professional players getting BTFO by a bunch of kids
>>60187393
response
literally cannot stop jerking off to cam girls
>>60187402
in what? when? where?
>>60187428
>>60187402
holy fuck gigakek
http://forums.bigsoccer.com/threads/uswnt-vs-u-17-usmnt.1939180/
A U-17 TEAM
UNDER 17 YEARS OLD
VERSUS GROWN "WO""""MEN"""" "
>>60187317
The australian national Team lost against 14 year old boys with 0:7 too.
>>60187421
Communists must leave.
>>60187406
Thank you
>>60187468
never
>>60187337
Resist urge, smoke weed.
>>60187474
Bonus up(You)
>>60187446
>Really, what value is there in these kinds of scrimmages?
heh butthurt women are the best
>>60187468
don't tell me what to do, ameriguay
>>60187509
Oh, please, I was just testing my new script.
Rate the gf buds
>>60187526
Ha ha ha, you think you have a choice.
>>60187530
Extra up(You) for hard script work
>my neighbor told me his daughter was moving to germany today
>"heh why would anybody move to germany right now?"
>didn't even realize I said it out loud at the time
>we both had a laugh
good time buds
>>60187535
dude, that chick keeps lookin at me
you think shes single?
>>60187535
Congrats man, doesnt look my type 2bh so I will pass on rating though
>>60187446
they are only good for sex...if not for it, they would be useless
>>60187570
I heard that you can go around molesting women as long as you have brown skin.
>>60187535
post her tits for g0d
>>60185286
Nah that's the boston accent
>>60187612
Worst is Chicago accent
>>60187498
Already smoked senpai
The Louisiana purchase was a mistake
>>60187771
REEEEEEEEEE
>>60187771
>tfw your post is 6 posts away from being a good post
>>60187563
I really don't like how the QR seems to be stuck to the sidebar though
really annoying
how do I tell my uncle to stop fiddle-diddlying with my willy
>>60187076
We've been waiting on someone without third world internet and apparently we all have third world internet.
>>60187535
not bad m8
How would Mexicans feel is the USA "Bought" everything north of the red line and gave Mexico a huge amount of money under the condition that they also need to use that money to build a wall.?
Is there anything of value north of the red line anyway?
>>60187570
But seriously.
I can't understand why american women come to germany, besides because of the cheaper university.
>Big American Titties
>>60187910
The answer was because he her husband is in the service so I'm guessing he's getting stationed there.
>>60187815
one day anon
>>60187925
Lets go bowling.
>>60187928
Makes sense. Thank god he's american and therefore kind of untouchable even if he fucks somebody up who's coming too close to his wife.
fish and vegetables
>>60188029
fish is fucking gross
fish are friends, NOT food
>>60188047
They are really tasty desu
>>60188047
fried shrimp and squid is tasty
>>60188070
Do you live near a coast? I've always heard the further you live from the coast the more you like the taste of fish.
Isn't so bad. You just wander around aboht a half dozen machines and fix shit when need be
Gonna get old real fast though I imagine
Thanks for subscribing to my blog
I am upset.
>>60188103
Awaga abogu maka hoonga awooga ohooha ubu nunu ekkar boongoos
>>60188086
I live about as far away as you can get
>>60188128
I guess it's true then lol
>>60188113
about what senpai?
>>60188158
My obnoxious mommy keeps nagging at me to get a job. Bullshit, I'm not leaving my house or giving up the life of fappingto erotic images of 3D girls and shitposting on /cum/. Not a fucking chance.
Y'all ain't fucking groovy like me.
Y'all ain't know how to move to the rhythm. You ain't got the funk it takes to be a groovy hoofer.
this is more /cu/ than /cum/
>>60188243
fix it bud
>>60188243
Get your friends to post here then.
>>60188158
I have arrived at the conclusion that my dreams are unobtainable and the reason why is because of my lack of personality and sense of humor.
>>60187603
convince me
>>60188280
girl problems?
>>60188289
if you post her face, no one will give a fuck about your GF here
>>60188280
what were your dreams? Maybe someone in /cum/ can carry the torch for you
>>60187875
the mayor industries are on the north
and i guess they will be happy.
Baja California is very americanized
>>60188305
A drifter who'd cheer people up.
I have the emotional response of a rock.
>>60188289
Not at the moment, thankfully.
>>60188329
>Baja California is very americanized
*the entire north is
t.norteño
yeeehaaww!!
that's it everybody, stamp dem feet! that's all you gotta do is just move to the beat!
feeling lonely? feeling down? down in the dumps with a plastered frown?
no need to worry, just pick up dat butt, chicken billy finna show you how to strut!
yaaaahoooo!!
>>60188347
>A drifter who'd cheer people up.
I am majoring in that right now
>>60188329
>>60188388
So how would you guys feel if something like that were to happen?
>>60188432
Whaaat?
One day
>>60188430
commence da jigglin!
>>60188465
i bet that at least a 70% of norteños would be in favor of being part of the US
>>60185483
No, unless they think its a way to mock them.
People are usually flattered when outsiders adopt local customs.
>tfw you were born in the perfect place for you
>there is literally nowhere else I want to live
>don't even want to visit any other place
Guys I fucking love my life
>>60188465
a little bit sad. I'll miss the food a lot. But in favor.
But come on, let's be realists this place is seriously fucked and needs a complete new administration.
>>60188430
I don't think its for you 2bh, especially considering your emotional disposition.
Why not try being a drifter of an anime image board who bans shitposters and protects the integrity of the boards posts for free?
I just want a gf who is not fat or stupid desu
>>60188526
>tfw i live in a city who was considered iraq between 2009 and 2011
>>60188549
I hope gfs like that are available when I'm approaching 30
>>60188546
They work for the cuck
The hot pocket man
goodnight lil bois. wew! what a long day. good sleeps to all y'all.
I'm a Sinaloan and I am in favor of an US annexation
>>60188549
I hate being fickle, I find something to love about absolutely every halfway decent girl I meet even if I hate them. I'm sure this was very useful back in prehistoric days in spreading your seed but nowadays it just spreads my resources to thin
>>60188509
This.
Fucking cucks.
Regio genocide when?
>>60188567
I feel for you brother, just remember to think locally and fuck globally.
Where are you living now?
>>60188594
GG
>>60188605
all I want in life is to utterly dominate a girl thats wearing a dress like that
>>60188546
Meant for>>60188471
>>60188614
i am still living in juarez
>>60188605
i wish i could kill the ones who listen narco corridos
>>60188546
I don't like being an authority figure, especially one everyone automatically hates by virtue of enforcing rules.
>>60188596
Too bad it will never happen because the world is too up its own ass to get anything done anymore.
Seriously when is the last time anywhere on earth something BIG happened that didn't include bombing poor people?
The berlin wall?
>>60188567
Jamie?
>>60188648
oh you like being the bottom?
good boi
>>60188683
I want to make people happy, not satisfy their sexual frustrations.
>>60188714
make yourself happy first anoo
>>60188648
Tbf I think everyone goes through the stage of wanting to be a wandering drifter going from unique place to place meeting interesting people and getting into little adventures. You are going to college soon now, no? Or are you a junior?
>>60188683
HA!
>>60188644
How is live in a city like this? How dangerous is it really if you aren't involved in cartel affairs?
>>60188656
No idea
I'm married to a qt floridian though, her cunt dominates me haha
>>60188648
>tfw you don't mind being an authority figure that everybody hates but you're too introverted (See: Autistic) to apply yourself
Feels bad man, especially when you're part of a group and you know exactly which direction everybody should be going but you won't speak up.
>>60188714
shut up
and suck my cock i'm going to fill u up good
>>60188738
>I'm married to a qt floridian though
thats nasty man nobody wants to hear about that swamp ass pussy
There's that gay shit again
>>60188725
Some people can only be happy through the validation of others.
These people seem impossibly altruistic but really they just want someone to love them because they never received unconditional love to begin with
>>60188731
Soon if I choose to
The idea of being a wanderer is just so appealing to me
>>60188750
Just shoot for it, who knows?
>>60188756
Pls noh
I awoke in a daze and decided to have a look around. I saw a bunch of unfulfilled lowlifes, like me, complaining about the futility of life. Looks like I'm having whiskey for breakfast again.
>>60188820
>Just shoot for it, who knows?
That's the worst part, I know I can do it and I know people would be good with it. It's just talking up isn't something I do, I'm generally somebody who watches and plans.
I don't know if you know anything about football, but I'm basically what Ernie Adams is to Bill Belichick
>>60188860
You're a statistics savant?
>>60188873
kind of, yeah
>I awoke in a daze and decided to have a look around. I saw a bunch of unfulfilled lowlifes, like me, complaining about the futility of life. Looks like I'm having whiskey for breakfast again.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tgfuaDS-S2c
>see a state rating thread
>mfw somebody rates one of the northern new england states lower than the rest
>their home state is thousands of miles away
I will never understand this. Are they just basing their opinions on posters they met on /int?
>>60188820
It's appealing to everyone, humans were made to be on the move, it's what our ancestors did for a long time.You should be focusing on practical things though like deciding a major and a good school
>>60188913
Nobody even thinks about that irrelevant area of the cunt. Be happy it's good and ignored.
>u11.jpg
>>60188942
That's my point, why would somebody rate any one lower than the others? Their differences are so small that it's hard to believe anybody who lives thousands of miles away actually cares about them.
They all have the same flaws and upsides with very few exceptions.
hi guys...
>>60188944
anime?
>>60188967
hello
My legs are so tired from work /cum/bois
I finally get a day off tomorrow but I gotta spend part of it taking the ASVAB
Maybe gonna buy another gun while I'm at it
>>60188967
>just kiddin!
>>60188971
No, anime is for children and the mentally disabled.
>>60188985
What branch are you joining?
>>60188815
>>60188725
I just want to be there for people, it's what makes me happy. I don't think its because I want adoration, I think of it as helping others out since I know how tough times can get.
But I suppose >>60188932 is right.
I could probably do this through some form of public service?
>>60188860
Ah I see, perhaps you might be able to proxy through someone else until you get the confidence to do so on your own?
>>60188967
>just kiddin!
....never fucking again.....
>>60185226
burn the witch
>>60185226
>Dr. Canada..
>>60188977
hi..
>>60188990
>>60189027
i wont joke around with u, ur my frend
>blizzard has already started banning overwatch hackers
fucking based I did not expect this
Life is pointless
