The greatest living american edition
Kanada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3DrLiEJi30
25 posts early reeeeeeeeee
>tfw bois tuch ur hed
Dinner/all I ate today.
Cutting sucks but is also tasty
>>60180828
>>60180779
bad posts
you're not real
Good thread
>>60180828
>slowing down your metabolism
Never a good idea.
>>60180779
good fele
>>60180929
thanks
51st state when
>>60180975
pay denbts
>>60180975
DC is going to become a state before you guys are.
You don't even want to be a state
>>60180975
When you nerds finally vote yes
Hurry up! North and South Dakota want to get married already!
>>60180975
when the crotchety old fucking idiots in your country either die off or shit gets so bad there's a coup or something
Shedinja is indisputably the greatest Pokemon that exists.
Don't even try to debate me.
>>60181096
What the fuck is that?!
What the actual fucking fuck is that??!
>>60181096
i wholeheartedly agree
>>60181096
get out stupid weeb
>tfw Eastern European Jew diaspora
>>60181096
hahahahhahahaha How The Fuck Is Shedinja real hahahha nigga just tackle it like nigga just fury swipe nigga hahaha
>>60181004
>>60181018
>>60181033
>>60181038
you'll eventually say yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioJL7dAwm-M
>>60181184
>1 hp
How?
Give me a letter followed by a number between 1-10
ex. A1
>>60181249
because its literally a meme pokeman
>>60181249
>>60181184
It can only be hurt by supereffective attacks. It's a dark/bug type, so only flying, rock, ghost, dark, or fire can hurt it.
What should I pack for lunch senpaitachi
>>60181315
What isn't a meme?
>>60181327
He any good?
>>60181171
Hezbollah is not a terrorist organization
>>60181290
A1
Is Gordon Ramsey really that great of a chef?
He seems too hyped.
>>60180957
>>60180779
>when cana-chan talks 2 u
>>60181341
>>60181389
Smug motherfuckers
>>60181327
>It can only be hurt by supereffective attacks.
nigga just soak him and then you can fucking tickle him to death
like really nigga you don't even got shit on me i've traveled across the land searching far and wide to show the pokemon the power thats inside
and what have you done nigga? you evolved a nincada and had an extra space in your bag
get the fuck on my level buck-o
>mfw my thread won
>>60181376
He wrecks pretty much everyone's shit.
>>60181429
This guy is probably just butthurt because he lost to a Shedinja.
Ewwwwwwww
>>60181347
bologna sandwich and an apple
>>60181597
>inb4 Centipede internet defense force
>>60181597
It's called a bug, just kill it and throw it away.
>>60181644
Wit isnt a centipede it crawled into my leg and I threw it off I just lost it I don't know where it went
>>60181659
Why don't you come and do it then
SHUT THE DOOR
SHUT THE DOOR
SHUT THE DOOR
SHUD DA DOOR
SHUDDADOOR
SHUDDADOOR
SHUDOOR
>>60181708
heh
>>60181597
>>60181707
are you that girl poster?
>>60181707
You won't even let me contact you outside of here though :P. In all seriousness it's just a bug and it's pretty much harmless, at least you dont get stink bugs like we do. When they die they let off an awful smell that attracts more of them
>>60181672
you're gonna have an infestation by tommorow
>>60181746
I'm a young woman I just dont like silverfish or whatever that was it was like as big as a quarter and just gross and it touched my leg it was on my foot and crawling all over me
>>60181708
I wanted to see this meme somehow morph with the hodor meme but it never happened. /tv/ failed me
Who wants to be my senpai? Obviously, no Mexicans
>>60181796
grill desu?
@60181796
>>60181785
Stink bugs are worse, that thing was harmless. You probably just tasted sugary to him, lel
>>60181838
Learn to respond to posts Pablo.
>>60181792
I just posted it on /tv/, nobody has replied.
Capeshit and cuck memes are too important
>>60181785
please be my girlfriend
Honestly what are girls doing here?
@60181882
>Thinks i'll give him the pleasure of having a (You)
Yeah get fucked cockface
>>60181838
He doesn't mean it Raúl Guillermo Hernandez de Leon y Astùrias, I love you still
>>60181759
Why should you be more special than the other straight couple of straight guys here
>>60181886
I don't even watch capeshit but I find the war between DC and Marvel fans hilarious though. The BvS memes are the best, it's ridiculous how seriously they take the movie
hey im a girl too!
>>60181894
How do I know you're not a gay guy, canadad?
>>60181896
Talking to my daddies, what are dudes doin here
>>60181785
Hello, I am a young man.
We have lots in common, we post shitpost in /cum/
We should be married
>>60181785
>young woman
heyyy bby
i got cash, coke and cock
>summer break is here and all the normalshits finally flocked off back home from the apartments, so the internet isn't shit anymore
>60181838
>60181918
How are you paying for the wall, pancho?
>>60181982
>>60181894
pretty pathetic tbqh
>>60181921
>Why should you be more special than the other straight couple of straight guys here
Lel I judging by half the posts here I wouldnt assume there are so many straight people. But it's for you to discover yourself, I don't want to reveal too much here and get harassed by people that are jelly or bothered by it
>>60182006
You live in Mexico.
I could eat my own shit and not be as pathetic as you
>>60182006
Why? Where else am I supposed to find a boyfriend-free girl?
>>60181988
This thread is normie central 2bh, it's time to abort.
>>60182037
CHI
>>60182037
literally better in getting beheaded
Then beg some stranger on the internet like some pathetic dumb autist who probably got bullied in highschool
>>60181983
You've also got a bad case of the being European, sorry :(
>>60182020
That's what I'm saying, most of the people here are super gay and it's annoying
>>60182037
Kinda rude don't you think?
>>60182087
It's probably just a chicano, ignore him
>>60182087
You can barely form a coherent sentence famingo
>>60182114
>image.jpg
YOU ARE GIRL POSTER
So where do you want to get married? Can we hold hands on our wedding day? What kind of ring do you want?
>>60182114
>Quebec
this made me have a giggle
How's the fire going, buds?
>>60182126
the truth hurts?
>>60182114
>indian
>asian
I thought Canada being non white was mostly memes, what the hell? Not that tickling or cartoons are any better, lel. I'm guessing our map is also as shameful though
>That's what I'm saying, most of the people here are super gay and it's annoying
That's why I keep saying we should talk somewhere else but you seem to be really hesitant about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttiyAw4y4Ck
>>60182204
You tell me bud
>>60182114
>cartoon
Based
>>60182114
>being European
I am not European. Croatia is a continent for itself, just like my humongous penis.
>>60182167
Shiet, did they not put it out yet?
>>60182240
Well since you got triggered, yeah
>>60182245
t. Pablo Yamamoto
>>60182316
Probably the name of some song
>>60182277
>Well since you got triggered
when? You know if you're really this lonely you could've just asked for a (you) hey-zeus. Here in the first world we don't hate everybody we see
>>60182316
>>60182371
both me desu
No one is as strong as the Serb and the Serbs won't be enslaved
>Serbian
>Servian
>Servent
>Servant
>>60182158
Probably just a super expensive bright one, nothing fancy
And I don't know, I feel like you still pick your nose
>>60182248
Maybe next lifetime Serbia, nice try though
>>60182218
Not hesitant exactly, just don't want to that much
imagine your dick around those lips..... mhmmmmmm oh yes baby please
>>60182473
delete
>>60182452
I'm pretty sure the US bombed them already
>>60182474
oh wow an american woman :D nice to meet you hehe, first time meeting an american woman i'm from sweden how are you? take this my last food u deserve it cutie.
>>60182474
>comparing me to a S*rb
Lost my boner instantly.
>>60182537
Good
>>60182520
Bad
the attention whore is posting again sirs
>>60182578
Yes sir I am here now just for you! <3
>>60182479
Trap?
>>60182537
You're all the same
>>60182479
>around those lips
well done retard
>>60182593
lmao
>>60182474
>Not hesitant exactly, just don't want to that much
Eh, that's probably the most rational decision to come to considering where we are. Not sure what to do to convince you though, worst thing that could happen is we dont like each other and waste a few minute of are night
>>60182655
fuck off
>>60182474
Are you telling me you never pick your nose? What the fuck is wrong with you? You're missing out on so many different smells and feelings.
This has really changed my opinion of you, I think we need a break
>>60182655
ew get out
>>60182666
Serbs>>>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>croats
>>60182655
Undermänniska.
post ghetto food from your area
What is love?
baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me no more.
>post """ghetto""" food from your area
How many of you are still teenagers
>>60182718
They're delicious though
>>60182684
>>60182698
>>60182715
Oi cut it out lads
Holy fuck I just realized how much I hate kikes!
>>60182755
me
18
Rate me lads
>>60182761
they look so dry
>>60182755
I'm not but the difference between 19 and 20 is that much in my eyes
>>60182755
me xDDD
>>60182778
what happened?
>>60182755
meeee
I'm 18
Rate me /cum/
>>60182755
I'm 39
>>60182794
not that much*
>>60182755
Depends on how you count being 18 years old.
This place always dies for a few days after girl poster posts because Janny usually bans anybody who talks bad about her.
So it was nice being alive for the first time in a few weeks but RIP /cum/ again
Can I pass as a local in your cunt?hole
>>60182761
Love those things.
>>60182789
They're a little dry and sticky, but fuck they're good.
These are "ghetto" but also patrician taste.
>>60182797
I suddenly saw how much they had been brainwashing me all my life. I'm finally free of the conditioning.
>>60182825
What?
>>60182777
>unrecognised digits
Why is /cum/ so boring?
>>60182114
>lesbian
Sodomy, ey?
are you guys hyped for the European Championship? :D
>>60182859
I don't restate, learn to read.
>>60182861
We don't like foreigners
>>60182877
I hope you guys don't fuck up with Zlatan.
>>60182718
Taco Bell. Only food that can make you go through all off the stages of regret but you'll still get it next Sunday.
>>60182655
How many niggers have you fucked so far?
>>60182877
haitiANUS faggot
>>60182807
What can I do to so we can talk outside here?
>>60182916
Seems to be a real swede this time
>>60182860
Are you white?
>>60182861
Leave this place foreigner
>>60182877
Don't know don't care
>>60182905
his last tournument with swedish national team hope they do good
>>60182908
I actually should've posted this, taco bell and other fast food places 2bh
>>60182942
Why aren't more Swedes like him? He's alpha.
>>60182933
>Germans
>White
Not after 1945
>>60182960
hockey bruv
>>60182655
Where are you from again?
>>60182960
>euros
>being alpha
Lel
>>60182933
I'm pale why
Did you play Habbo before?
>>60182904
>>60182938
My grand-pappy's an American desu.
>Yes. Being born a white male in USA is winning the lottery of life.
>>60182986
>making fun of people on an anime image board
Time to look at yourself
>>60183015
And everyone originates from africa yet I dont post in your general
>>60182883
I can read just fine
Why would he ban people, jannies don't even want to come into /cum/
>>60182915
Not any if my memory serves me correct
>>60182983
NE Illinois, where are you form again?
>>60182927
I want a pink dragon dildo and some more Duvalin
>>60183015
Wow, I've never seen someone >muh heritage America before
It's disgusting, off yourself.
>>60183020
Check your privilege.
>>60183024
the chon is his life, without it hes nothing
>>60183039
Doesn't matter really.
>check my college email
>thank god I don't live on campus anymore
>>60183024
>euros
>people
>>60183039
>I want a pink dragon dildo and some more Duvalin
Ha, you wont need the dildo sister but I never heard of "Duvalin". I looked it up and it reminded me of a cheep dunkaroos, is it any good?
>>60182999
Only accepting whites as senpais
>>60183119
Pale is white ? Just whiter
>>60183084
Why are you going to such a dangerous place? Surely you would have realized that safety is as important as quality of education?
>>60183149
Everyone secretly wishes to be us
>>60183173
Meant for>>60183049
>>60183111
It's my favorite Mexican candy it's very good and why wouldn't I get my XXL pink dragon dildo?
>>60183149
You asked why, I answered desu
>>60183150
silly mistake, its over in a year and a half though. Never been mugged but my roommate freshman year got mugged because he drunkenly wandered 5 blocks into the hood past midnight
>>60183226
There's Duvalin in Chicago?
Good night friends.
hey
>>60183226
Dunkaroos are better but i'm not eve sure if they sell them anymore. If you see them get the vanilla one with sprinkles it's actually really fucking good or it least it was when I was a kid. And why would you want a XXL dildo if you never even had sex, you'd only hurt yourself lel.
>>60183256
>silly mistake
More like a dangerous mistake man, your roommate should have know better though, a lot of the areas around college campuses are fairly rough.
>>60183049
Nah I'm pretty chuffed I'm not American, I just thought it was worth pointing out since I'm probably more American than most of your citizens.
>>60183407
Why did an american end up in South Africa? Also never heard of the word "chuffed" before, what other unique slang do you guys use?
>>60183374
Awful meme, I dont get it
>tfw you shaved your balls again
Feels good mang
>>60183350
Good night leafy friend
>>60183039
>NE Illinois, where are you form again?
wow me too schaumburg here, how bout you?
>>60183374
GOLLY GOSH WHATS UP?
>>60183524
>putting a razor on your balls
You like to live dangerously, dont you?
>more American than most of your citizens
If they're citizens they're American
You're neither
*slowly gets those nice digits*
>>60183284
No sir papa bear I ordered it online, - pack of each flavor
>>60183402
No pain no gain! :D
hello?
>>60183594
Hallo, wie gehts?
>>60183594
Bonjour
>>60183445
He came over as a kid just after WWII, and his grandparents were slave owners AFAIK so that might've had something to do with it.
Bongs also use chuffed but most of our English slang is just Afrikaans loan words.
>>60183594
Howdy:D
>>60183589
Noice
>>60183562
Yes sir.
>>60183594
I would like some of your german meat party foods
>>60183630
Fag
7 McDoubles + tax comes to exactly CAD$13.37
>>60183594
golly gosh whaddup??
>>60183649
That's pretty leet
>>60183667
WIE GEHTS?
>>60183667
whoa to you too yermany
>>60183667
How are you?
guys i feel like im wasting my life
theres a whole world out there that at this very moment im not exploring.
>>60183589
Lel, okay "wholesome" girl. From pain will come pleasure they say, but I'm not sure if it's meant in that context. Random question now, is the Montenegro story true? Seems like an odd thing for a mother to say...
>>60183815
Nonsense! You are on an international image board right now, you are exploring more of the world than you ever could irl
>>60183649
Wait that actually sounds cheap af. How much is one McDouble?
boring thread tbqh
>>60183851
i was just in europe for the last 8 months. now im sitting in my bedroom alone drinking beer on some shitty forum filled with 14 year olds. it just doesnt compare
>>60183828
well ya she obviously just didn't say it around my dad?
>>60183902
this
>>60183683
>>60183760
doing fine thank you
>>60183955
Are you the pale guy?
How's the average day in your country?
>>60183972
do you mean>>60183149
yes
>>60183985
>wake up
>rage at subway delays
>get on subway
>go to class
>>60183907
Did you tell your poor dad that he was cucked?
Did you watch Xmen?
>>60184124
No but everyone keeps freaking about the guy with the weird hair and goggles
>>60184066
i don't consider it cucked because that was with 3 guys so it doesn't really count i don't think
>>60183990
Good
>>60184141
You mean Quicksilver? It was an awesome scene.
So where in NE IL are you girl poster?
I already told you I'm from Schaumburg, I might know some of your friends
>You mean Quicksilver? It was an awesome scene.
>>60184239
i have one of your posts saved Canadaddy <3
>>60184235
I'm from Zion/Winthrop Harbor
What do Canadians think about Americans?
>>60184189
good
>>60183531
Thank you american friend.
>>60184263
Oh you're in Wisconsin, I should've known, you look the part
>>60184304
uhm
don't talk to us
>>60184162
Where did you even come up with this story? Is it a fantasy of yours or something?
>>60184239
>that image resolution
We are not Australians you dumb cunt.
>>60184326
did i fucking give you permission to reply to me
>>60184270
Average Canadian thinks of an American as fatter, more stupid and ignorant, yet somehow still better.
>>60184270
90% of canadians stigmatise you guys to be bad or "theyll kill you for anything". I personally would love to meet americans and enjoy their country. Youre a 8.5/10. When you guys talk shit about us i dont mind now because i know most of the shit is true. Please elect trump to shut everyone up
>>60184331
uh, no
>>60184313
I'm in illinois just close to wisconsinnnn
If the picture's filename isn't image.jpg it's not girlposter
just a heads up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_3Zi6t7W4s
>>60184354
Don't be rude to our German friend
>>60184395
I'm on my computer, I usually post from my ipad
>>60184354
Hey Hans is coming with me and Justin calm down dude.
>gf steals another fucking glass from a restaurant like some drunk clepto
Why are all women whores
