>be me
>have obnoxious Russian neighbors
>they have a little snot-nosed 8 year old brat child
>he is annoying as fuck
>earlier today, he runs onto my yard, and kicks my kitten in the ribs
>I grab my pellet gun, and shoot the fucker in the back
>his parents call the cops
>an officer shows up
>mfw the officer sides with me, because he hates filthy commie immigrants
Feels good, lads
>>60175210
Don't mess with the russians, maybe your cat will miss a leg.
>>60175210
How was your day?
>>60175210
You are no better than that filthy thieve brazilian poster. KYS
>>60175378
Lel they wont do shit.
>>60175390
Very nice
what are things that never happened?
>>60175613
The holocaust
>>60175210
Wait a minute op he kicked your cat in the ribs?
You should have shot him twice
>>60175613
Fucking Russian Jew defense force
Good job m8. Set their house on fire while you are at it, dirty traitors deserve to burn.
>attacking a defenseless kitty
I hope it was painful, good job, burgerbro
>>60175210
>pellet gun
I hope you at least have a stronger variety because that shit doesn't hurt very much at all in my experience. I wouldn't risk having to deal with a murricop for it, anyway.
>>60175210
I hope i had a pellet gun
>>60175210
Please don't hurt me
I am not a communist. I am a Libertarian
>pellet gun
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60175210
Why didn't you shoot him with a real gun you fucking pussy?
If he kicked my cat he'd be dead right now.
>>60181302
OP probably doesn't want to go to jail for murdering a child, Anon.
>>60175210
>American
>shooting kids
Why is this new?
>>60175210
Got what he deserved
>>60175210
Sorry for your kot, anon. He is fine now I guess...
>>60178567
Lol. Merricop
>>60175210
It was obvious that the kitten was russian, your yard is russian clay too
Is the kitty ok?
>>60175210
I am on your side too buddy, rich russians are cancer, they are thinking what they are better than other people. Fuck them, next time use the real gun.
>>60175210
Burn the child.
>>60181529
It's self-defense of his pet which cannot defend itself. Is that not covered under castle laws or stand your ground laws or something?
>>60175210
Is kitty ok? You can sue them for that.
