>American education
edition
Will Canada ever become British again or is it to Americanised?
feet are cool
>>60170741
Why would a criminal put his gun on someone's forehead?
Unless he's going to kill him it doesn't make sense
>>60170821
Canada doesn't know what the fuck it is. There's British parts, French, America with down's syndrome parts, native parts, but mostly empty parts.
Canada is just Canada. Let them make syrup and never mention them again.
just made some fried rice lads
>>60170918
skip to 20 seconds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNAWff9Daqg
>>60170918
>implying criminals think
AAAAAAH FUCKING HEAT
ITS 12PM AND STILL FUCKING HOT OH MY GOD
>>60170997
proven to be fake.
and even if it wasnt how fucking retarded are you to believe this shit
We Americans really do lack sophistication though. I mean look at this shit.
>>60171029
Of course they do idiot. Life isn't one of your Charles Bronson movies
>>60171094
>>60171118
>We Americans
off yourself
>>60171154
Charles Bronson was a lad you cunt
>>60170885
are you the kraut that's been banging taiwanese?
Laddie lad
>>60171373
yes
>>60171373
That is him.
>>60171045
It is not even August yet.
>>60170885
I'd fuck that feet.
>>60171352
>lad
We don't use that word here so you better fuck off
>>60171118
>We Americans
*I
>>60171094
>not a single canadian poster
What the fuck?
>>60170976
Cool, what did you usee to garnish it?
>>60171447
Fuck off yank lad
>>60171477
m8 im an eighth level kiai master I will fuck you up so you better stop posting pal.
>>60171475
>>60171231
I've been collecting these. Our shitty educational system is no secret.
>>60171488
Dont jinx it. The same thing happened yesterday with mexcians. Soon as they mentioned it, all the sombreros rolled in our of nowhere.
>>60171528
I thought I told you to leave. Get out of here.
>>60171595
Naaa
It's probably because of autism
ADD or something
>>60171595
hello self hating fag
My sister-in-law left her gymsocks at our house and I just used them to masturbate.
>>60171595
t. can't identify sarcasm
>>60171690
kek
>>60171648
I want cana-chan
>>60171690
you're an odd fellow
>canadians are doing cute things without you RIGHT NOW
>>60171653
What are you going to do if I don't yanky lad?
CAN EVERYONE FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE
>>60171690
post pictures of her
>>60171768
just kill yourself
>>60171690
I jerked off with my cousin's panties before. There were even spots of blood on them
>>60171763
Don't remind me plz
I want those cuties NOW
All female remake of Predator when?
>>60171824
No one wants you here
>>60171669
Self-hating my balls. I think these are hilarious. Never mind the fact that the truth is the truth and Americans are generally shamefully uneducated.
Finally, someone you slant-eyed Canadians can appreciate
>>60171851
>>60171705
I was actually in that thread that was no sarcarsm.
>>60172019
>>60171901
BASED DALAI LAMA
>>60172019
You have to go back
Soon
>>60172418
i bet her feet taste better than those donuts
>>60172418
>cutting doughnuts into quarters
>>60171411
Its +30 almosy every day
>>60172389
>Be American solider
>Lose leg and many friends in the Canadian American war
>Drunk and suicidal
>fetch the rope and tie it
>slip and roll out door
>get shot
>>60172535
>Be from the United Kingdom
>
Bubulubu
>>60172642
mejico de effe
Biathlon desu
>>60170741
Hello friends
I have seen in some videos that whenever an Americas says that he/she serves/have served in the Army and especially if they have gone abroad in a war everybody starts thanking them and start clapping.
Does that happen IRL all the time or just on TV?
>>60172578
RULE BRITANNIA BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjtZ0IJIEA
>>60172769
Happens irl and sometimes in canada. Its a sign of respect and thanking someone for their service.
>>60172769
What the don't show you on television are the public blowjobs
>>60172818
what service
>>60172814
>tfw image didn't upload
>tfw no mexibro
I dont want trump to divide us even more, pls know I like your food.
>>60172807
Want to be my american friend?
>>60172842
Killing sandniggers or saving children from becoming suicide bombers or pedo victims
>>60172614
I bet they taste like salty Jergens with a mystery grit.
>>60172896
ya :3
>>60172965
>:3
>>60173009
Colosall made a new video btw lads
bants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rXhwlaYHJg
They've gone and done it. The autistic custodians have captured my precious Deutschfriend and deleted his qt contributions.
End times lads
I'm thinking to become a Mormon and move to Utah.
How is life there?
Just took a tour of /x/. Crazy fucks, arnt they?
>>60173069
>69
Confirmed faggot
>>60173069
Stop it at once!
[spoiler]It's 2 cute[/spoiler]
>>60173133
You don't know the half of it, friend. https://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page
>>60172814
What Saga is this?
>>60173199
u cant stop me
>>60173232
We're going where no man has gone before. This is some sort of crazy tranny saga. It's a good time to be autistic. I hope he becomes best friends with Anita Sarkeesian and the memes spiral out of control.
>>60173305
>>60173296
Why did you delete the rest of your posts? They make for pretty good decor.
The Brady Bunch
>>60172965
Okay :$ what american food should i try first? Heading to maine soon
>>60173541
American Chinese food
>>60173541
Read fresh lobster and eat Stephen King.
>>60173305
DID IT BITCH.
>>60173541
>maine
lobster
t. Mainer
>>60173630
They have the same shit in Canada, awful advice
>>60173656
Good advice
no matter how long I spend around people, how many times I try interacting with new people, how many times I just try being with anyone I always feel uncomfortable when I have to start conversation and the only thing I can think about while talking is how fast can I end this conversation and remove myself from this moment.
sorry for the run on blog
>>60173630
Listen to this guy and don't forget to tip
>>60173734
Some people are just introverts. It is what it is. Find a life project to channel the autism into, I guess.
have a nice building
https://youtu.be/WqCH4DNQBUA
>>60173959
looks comfy
>>60173675
no
>>60170741
Imagine you were always sitting by yourself regularly at a conference then out of the blue one of the girls started sitting next to you out of the blue despite there being enough chairs for everyone to autistically sit one chair apart from one another. What would you guys make of this? You guy think I should sit someplace else?
>>60174346
Remember her seat, show up early, and sit there. If she tries again to sit next to you just growl and say "Shoo, shrew! Shoo!". Otherwise she'll steal the vitality right out of your fingertips secretly.
>>60174031
dad tell your kid to buckle up and stop fucking around jfc
>>60174346
If you would stop being so damn sexy, you wouldn't have this problem.
>>60174448
Wouldn't it be easier for me to just kill myself?
>>60174601
Well, that's a little spiteful. You may as well let her at your vitality if you have a death wish.
>>60174465
That's just it, I'm not sexy so I'm suspicious I might end up in one of those humiliation pornos.
>>60174641
I need a plan where I don't speak with her and at the same time not kill myself or be rude.
Has anyone made wine before?
>>60174703
Don't go outside ever again.
>>60174031
nice going making me cry tripfag
>finger girlfriend
>she starts bleeding after
>it stops an hour later
what the fuck is that
>>60174810
Me, at school.
It didn't turn out well.
>>60174916
you broke her, dude. hope your warranty's good
>>60174810
Tons of times. Easiest damn thing in the world.
>>60174810
I've made some rotgut in a clawfoot tub
>>60175068
Did it taste good?
>>60175020
Why would you be making wine at school?
>>60175215
I was in a food preservation class.
Yeah that's a thing.
Cant sleep, posting Latvia
r8
>>60170741
51st state or freedom WHEN
>>60171941
>They were sent into the deep jungles of central America to find an alien killer
>But in the end, they found each other
>>60175571
We're 51st already, sorry
>>60175523
That looks like what the White House would have looked like if the South won the US Civil War/10
>>60175571
You have to pay off all of your debns first!
>>60175571
Never. You dug that hole, you get out on your own.
>>60175215
It tasted like very strong wine. Ideally you wouldn't want the alcohol content to be so high but fuck it. YOLO.
>>60175659
Is that bad or good?
What is the definition of cuck? Is someone who has sex on equal grounds with a black man or couple is he a cuck?
>>60175844
breddy gud
>>60175571
Never. Latvia is on deck.
Best president?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10364144
>>60175846
The term has absolutely obliterated by uneducated internet filth, much like like most words these days. Originally, a cuckold was a man whose wife was cheating on him with another man. Nowadays it can mean buying pre made french fries.
>>60175887
:^)
>>60175571
you've had it on your flag this whole time Puelto Rico
>>60175997
>no Polk
>no Canadian posts for first 60 replies
Who did this?
>Polk is my favorite president
What movie should i watch
>>60176016
>>60176210
>balt faggots invading /cum/
>>60176210
Blade runner
>>60176210
Good Fellas
>>60176210
fap to misttress t
>>60176210
Mistress T
>>60176210
I haven't heard of the majority of these.
>Ashley Alban Fucked In The Gym
wat
Wew, all this grey today
>>60176246
????? Lay down on the crack
>>60176210
Ashley Alban fucked in the Gym sounds good
>>60176467
Googling it just brought me to this. Not going to bother. That bicycle seat is ruined.
>>60176210
Goodfellas
>>60176031
hooooooolyyy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ
If I died right now that would be alright.
>>60171118
I dont understand why so many obvious jokes get screenshotted for these pictures
>>60176555
checked
where do you live? it's beautiful here in my part of quebec. not too hot and pretty sunny.
>your country has castles like this
Makes me feel a little better already
>>60177102
fuck you
>>60177102
is it true latvias main export is wood?
>>60177102
Stand back, faggot.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10364296
>>60177185
Something along that, yeah
>>60177245
Haha, cobble streets check mate
>>60177102
Any nazi gold in there
Wish I could bust all over an amerigirls face tbhonest
>>60177102
I bet you thought I was done! NOPE. Behold and weep!
>>60177296
n-no, dont go in there
>>60177322
S-stop!
when latvia was part of russia, it was more relevant and useful
>>60177292
Fuck your cobble streets. Europe has been reduced to an amusement park to us. I imagine you must be feeling great shame at this moment!
When mexico was a spanish colony, it was actually worth more than a pile of shit
>>60171765
He's going to suck your large, British dick.
>>60177382
>those houses
>european
dont think so, buddy
Why are amerigirls so naive and nice?
>>60177382
>European
That looks more like a scene out of the Old West than of Europe.
>>60172389
>"Little America is ours. But let's face it -- it always has been."
thanks for giving me the reason
>>60177425
Is that disney world?
If Brits leave the EU, how will it affect America?
test
>>60177505
Youre not serious right?
>>60177440
they've never had to witness a Canadian posting on an imageboard
I love my fellow Americans.
So handsome and brave.
>>60177440
how are we naive
>>60176830
Winnipeg
Mirin' you living in QC though, I stayed in Quebec city for a while and loved it.
>>60177616
Hi, r u a girl?
>>60177550
plenty have witnessed canadads posting on an imageboard
>>60177635
I dunno
>>60172491
>86F
>Hot
Pleb it's 100F over hear and I barely break a sweat
>>60177505
No it's Paris
story time /cum/
>be me
>be 17 (old story)
>up late one night playing the vidya
>hear screaming outside
>girl running down the street
>truck horn going off in the distance
>motion for her to come inside
>she thanks me for helping her
>apparently she has an abusive boyfriend and he was threatening to kill her
>sit her down on the couch
>ask if she wants something
>she wants something to drink
>go to the fridge and grab a pepsi
>she drinks it and falls asleep on my couch soon after
>head up to my room and sleep too
>wake up around 7AM
>go downstairs
>she's gone
>open my fridge
>fucking bitch stole all my pepsi
>>60177681
>Canadads
Kind of hot for an amerigirl to call me this
>>60177681
Did you actually email me or was it a fraud last night?
>>60177440
LOL nice joke
>>60175846
It's basically the new fag
Embrace it
>>60177756
Tldr
>>60171118
Us here Amerifats really does lacks of some o dat dere so-fist-uh-cay-shin dat them there high falootin Ur-a-peein countries have*
Fixed
>>60177783
I haven't emailed anyone in months
>>60177772
You should be used to it canadad
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/beating-addictions-worker-winnipeg-1.3608795
>addictions counsellor beaten by people she was helping
I fucking hate natives, they always do this shit when anyone tries to help them.
I wish people would stop trying to help these fucking parasites.
>>60177756
What a fucking cut
Goes to show you being nice is a big no no
>>60177899
Lel, someone emailed me last night claiming to be you but I was very suspicious. What a cheeky lad
>>60177756
Things that never happened?
>>60177930
Well they've never done anything to you don't be so rude
>>60178000
Yeah I went to sleep after posting that final picture of my feet from a few weekends ago sunbathing, so I wouldn't have even been awake to
Whatd he say
>tfw can't I stop being horny
Is it gay that I want to do dp? Am I cuck for kind of wanting it to be a black guy?
>>60178069
You clearly have never encountered them
>>60178116
you're not a cuck, you're just gay. fetishizing black men means you're gay (and racist)
give me your social security numbers
>>60178116
>dp
Are you a gril?
>>60178129
You clearly shouldn't be so rude to people who have their lands being taken by you, why don't you run along back to france
last night i had the strangest dream i sailed away to china in a little row boat to find ya
>>60178116
A black guy and a white guy dping is the best kind of racial bonding my friend. Just make sure it's a white girl involved to prove you don't have a problem with that
>>60178069
Ah, that makes sense. He said very little so it was hard for me to figure out if it was you or not. Only thing he asked for was my name and I gave him a fake one, he stopped replying after I asked him for proof and that was the end of it. It just seemed really fishy from the start, you wanna talk though?
>>60177756
>Finished the day's chores
>No plans until 12 tomorrow
>Plan to spend the evening eating pizza and playing vidya
>Calling and ordering a pizza the size of the entire coffee table _without onion_
>"10 minutes Buddy"
>Goes to local shop in time to stock up with snacks
>Hurries into the store without basket
>Well, where I pick on me a 24 pack of cola, china puffs and a pair of star bar
>Take the last bag of cheese doodles
>Just when I turn around there was a qt 3.14 and I hear her scream "neeej, theres no more cheese doodles!"
>remorse.jpg
>Turn around
>"H-here, t take this"
>She shines up and thank me
> I remain among the chips and just realaised ive been standing there for 15 mins
>Takes barbecue chips and stressed 2 the checkout
>Ends up behind the girl and her boyfriend
>Eternity long painful silence
>Pay and in all safety, I come to the couple a little light on the way out of the store
>Goes to the pizza place
>pays
>On the way out, I run into guess what
>Feel like the world's fattest pig when I Revels out with a huge family pizza balances spirit in her arms, a huge 24 pack of cola and a large paper bag of goodies
>Smile strained but it looks probably more like I suffer all the pains of hell, what's the difference even at this time
>Just before the door opens again, I hear the girl say "it was probably lucky that I took his cheese puffs"
>Soft drink goes to the floor when I come in through the apartment door
>Half the pizza is stuck in the lid
>Onion everywhere
>>60178208
kek, you know nothing about Canada.
They have some of the easiest lives you could EVER imagine.
Also, there aren't many french people outside of Quebec, so no, I won't go "back" to France.
>>60178253
What if it's a brown girl?
>>60178343
Go forward to France, commie.
>>60176210
The Thing of course.
This woman is being fucked by a mechanically actuated dildo
In her vagina
Last night I had a dream that I kept watching horrible bicycle accidents happen right in front of me. People cycling down a steep, bumpy hill in the dark, hitting an obstacle and being gravely injured. It was like a continuous shock video. Why are dreams so terrifying?
>>60178343
I think you mean "HON HON HON LE BAGUETTE EEN MY ANUS"
>>60178376
It wouldnt satisfy his cuk fetish as a canadian then
>>60178378
>commie
hahaha, pretend i am whatever you like so you can ignore what i've said
>>60172814
My tax dollars fund this. The Commonwealth of Virginia sends money I make to support the production of these videos.
>>60178378
>>60178409
not an argument
>>60178309
Sweden nobody here has the time to read that! :D
>>60178343
I have met one canadian guy on omegle and he was a skinny gay kid, I did not like him sadly
>>60178298
Well on here sure, and you should email him again pretendig to believe it is me lol
>>60178407
*pushes u off ur bike*
faggot
>>60178376
are you the qt brown girl from la?
if so post legs
>>60178457
>>60178461
Not the same guy, I was just making a joke.
>>60177756
>be me
>>60178483
it's a fun read :(
>>60178597
Well yah but no one really cares though so you don't need to be here rewlly
>>60178483
Problem is I already revealed to him that I think he's a fraud and he was using a temporary throw away so I probably can't even get in touch with him again. What do I have to do so you and I can talk outside this place though?
>>60178309
lol
>>60178309
We have a saying here: "No good deed goes unpunished."
>>60178630
alright im gonna go jerk off on omegle cya
>>60178684
Jesus fuck take this shit to /soc/ you faggots
>>60178684
Please stop this
>>60177756
I actually saved a little girl from being raped once.
>>60178309
This pained me to read
Sorry lad
>>60179015
>>60178840
fucking normie
>>60178738
Well you did say please...
>>60178309
I honestly don't understand what happened here, was that last thing supposed to be her insulting you?
>>60179118
Feels good to be a hero once in a while.
>>60179125
Please put on a trip so people can filter you
Can some amerigirl in here tell me she loves Canada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMRK5vFsuV0
>tfw captcha was waffle fries
>>60179276
Is this a meme? What could possibly be the difference between Canadian girls and American girls?
>>60179334
Nothing. Just tell me you love me
>>60178309
I remember being in the exact same situation but I didn't help her.
>woke up
>was at work 10 minutes later
>just got back
>think I might have a hernia from last week
>tomorrow is my birthday and all I want to do is stay home and smoke weed but I have to work and people will probably make a big deal about my birthday
how was your day /cum/?
>>60179334
Canadians can barely speak a language.
>>60179214
There's a reason I want to talk outside of here and it's because I know it pisses people off, just ignore those posts because the rest of them have nothing to do with it
>>60179420
>Hernia
I fucking hope not because they hurt liking nothing else on this planet, happy early birthday though anon
http://www.strawpoll.me/10364144
vote
>>60179444
>Canadians can barely speak a language.
What did he mean by this?
>>60179420
Some stupid faggot at work has a birthday tomorrow so I'm going to make a big deal out of it and call the cops on him for drug posession after he gets off haha
>>60179546
You're not supposed to reply to the person when you do this...
>>60179568
Enjoy jail you fucking sicko
>>60179670
I'm not him either...
WHAT THE FUCK. IS THIS PLACE /USA/ NOW? ONLY AMERICANS HERE
