Gay edition
crayon pop
dogs
>>60164477
More like gay-on pop hahaha
leaving
Feel sad lads. It's all rainy and miserable outside. I have no job. No gf or money. No prospects.
https://youtu.be/7zc_q9p9iYg
JUST RELEASED
BASED MOLY
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the lads
>>60164506
*raises paw*
edition is a bit gay
>>60164529
inshallah brother
What can I buy that will make me feel fulfilled and give meaning to my existence?
Homos and trannies need to be committed to mental institutions until cured of their mental illness
making an arrangement
>>60164526
me on the left
pizza is so awful i want to stop eating it but i cba to make anything else to eat
woe is me..
>>60164589
a noose
>posting things like crayon pop and gay memes in a normal lad general
Just fuck off
IT'S BINGO TIME
>>60164589
clothes, gadgets, branded food, vehicles etc.
current mood
>>60164618
>normal lad general
>>60164618
>gay
>meme
a bit homophobic, lad.
>>60164543
You don't really get antidepressants that have the potential for abuse these days. Benzos and booze is the GOAT self-destruction combo though.
*stomps an aussie until it stops breathing*
waheyyy
post your fav shaman king character la's
good bunch to choose from 2bh
Charli
runts were getting restless, had to put them back in the crèche
>>60164653
breathing
>>60164663
feet
>>60164626
rate mine ta
Ian looks a bit shell shocked
YEAH THAT'S MY NAME
>>60164597
don't really want to say in case it gives it away, but it's a good one
almost went into mech myself but EE is more "technical" so to speak
>>60164626
The far right row is too easy
>>60164626
3/25
post tummies
need a sudowoodo bf
#murphamy needs to happen.
>>60164589
that's right goy, buy your way to fulfillness
>>60164626
I'm a normalfag apparently but I'm still miserable and anti-social
tights
>>60164676
not bad for an aussie strain
look at this fucking dog
>>60164626
so close yet so far away
>>60164589
Aeropress
business idea: compile all sexy forms of media depicting charli xcx and turn it into a wankable video
>>60164747
haha this is you
>>60164865
shouldn't take too long
Why do girls chat absolute WAFFLE
>>60164747
LEAVE
>>60164850
gimmick brewer
>>60164823
*puts my bollocks into its gob while it is panting*
>>60164626
>>60164719
>>60164747
>>60164755
>>60164806
>>60164840
literally no-one cares, I haven't even looked at any of yours
Happened today
https://www.rt.com/news/344931-germany-refugees-attacks-women/
If you don't listen to traditional folk, rock or metal you're not white.
>>60164806
Tell me how did you get a gf
>>60164917
>Happened everyday
ftfy
having easter egg for diner
>>60164850
I already own an aeropress.
>>60164917
i hope the refugee is alright
>>60164895
the show was come outside, not pippin
>>60164934
how unconventional
>>60164870
>>60164898
I'm still alone on birthdays. Can't make conversation. Never had a gf or a job.
>>60164895
SHE KNOWS THE WOMAN OFF COME OUTSIDE
*performs a stonecold stunner on you out of nowhere*
>>60164922
Prefer settling down to Chopin, or an hour of ambient synth music myself.
>>60164934
bad lad
Went to prom but didn't have a date
>traditional folk, rock or metal
>>60165001
>>60164975
Was it really called come outside? Always thought it was just called pippin
brewing a gimmick
>>60164922
I only listen to the hardest metal and Avant-garde dreampunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdSFC24KX2k
>>60164453
>tfw no masc british bf
>>60165037
FOTNT
(fuck off turbo-normie twat)
>>60165003
I AIN'T SHAHTIN' AT YA
I'M SHAHTIN' TO YA
HOW THE FUCK DO SOME LADS FIND FEET SEXY?
>>60165003
*shits in your face*
fucking RUNT
*picks you up through the shoulder with a meat hook and drags you to the runt pen*
stay in there you RUNT
*chucks you in then throws salt at you through the bars*
oh heck haha
>>traditional folk, rock or metal
>>60164917
wonder what the women did did to provoke them
>>60165040
don't do that
>>60165095
part of the crew part of the ship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZyGWg0uqkw
new favourite band
Planning on breaking up with my long term girl friend tonight. I tried before but she convinced me otherwise.
I really want to know as I don't feel the same way. How do I stop her convincing me not to.
Protip: I'm a fucking pussy and can be convinced very easily.
>>60165037
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>>60165069
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>>60165095
got all except sex in public, 1yr relationship and prom (but I'm not a yank so that one is a bit redundant)
Just had a revelation lads, we're all refugees, our consciousness is taking refuge in a human body until its time to return into the vast nothingness
I still hate pakis tho desu
Need a fedora for this
>>60165095
you never had a party when you were a child?
>>60165157
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>>60165157
get drunk and make it as brutal as possible so you can't go back
if you try to go easy it only makes it harder
>>60164657
did anyone watch shaman king or am I with a bunch of normies rn?
>>60165113
she was probably exercising her agency, refugees hate that
>>60165167
Did you not have a prom? We had a GCSE one and then a 6th form one
>>60165163
Saint P, the London of Rushka
Listening to Hail of Bullets. Reminiscing about WWII. Planning for the day of the rope. The white man marches on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj1m9BcwRm4
>>60165243
the fucking gall of these women
no respect for their new neighbours
>>60165058
That's the dog's name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61FV_O1bgRc
absolute mad tunes on this minimix
>>60165194
Bollocks
These were the major uk immigration sources in 2014
>>60165194
>Germany
FACK OFF
>>60165245
>Did you not have a prom
No, my school was tiny (9 people in my year) and my autismal phase was college
>I'm not normally one to make statuses bragging about girlfriends or things like that, so forgive if this status is in any way OTT or inappropriate for facebook, but I just can't believe how blessed I am to have such an amazing person in my life like Zoë. I am so fortunate to have someone who puts up with all my clumsiness,, lateness and terrible puns, and hasn't yet punched me. I feel so blessed to have someone so funny, beautiful, and downright disorganised in my life, inspiring me to be a better person everyday and reminding me what a blessing my life has been.
>Whenever we meet up, you make any bad day that I've had ok by just being there, you make every boring afternoon worthwhile by just acting like yourself, and you make me so, so, so happy!! I love you to pieces, more than Ventnor loves booze. Thanks for everything!!!
Poor kid probably mistook the gorilla for his parents.
>that episode where she goes into the sewers and then pippin leaves the fake dogshit from the joke store on the kitchen floor and gets a bollocking from Auntie Mabel
GOAT Come Outside episode
Every dog has his day
>>60164917
it can be tough adjusting in a new environment
bloody germans obviously weren't accommodating enough
>>60165269
want to be my internet bf? :3
>>60165336
kek, thought that when i saw it earlier
how do i take part in the june eu quiz do i have to do anything beforehand or just rock up to the place where you hand it in
dunno why rappers feel the need to swear all the time
>>60165311
Are you saying there aren't a million poles in Britain?
taking a chance
>Poor kid probably mistook the gorilla for his parents.
https://youtu.be/p3l7fgvrEKM
WHAT
A
FUCKING
CHOON
>>60165386
register on the internet before the 7th of June
the answer to the quiz has already been leaked btw, it's Leave
Not a fan of the fact that I have to stay up until 1am for the normies to go to bed so I can enjoy a decent /brit/ thread
fucking hate normies with every fibre of my being
Reminder that hate speech is against the law in the EU now.
Report all hate speech like Sargon, Pat Condel and other Rorkes here:
http://europa.eu/contact/write-to-us/index_en.htm
>>60165392
they are uncreative
good rappers have a pretty wide repertoire of vulgarity to make use of
That's an end to the chit chat
>>60165403
Reckon there must be easily when you add up all the lamp posts, stop signs, traffic lights etc.
>>60165392
rakim never swears
>>60165336
kid finally found a real man
YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED
>>60165455
wew
Really wish I lived in Paris lads
>>60165429
post the link
where do they give you the answer sheets or is that done on the day
>>60165451
same desu
>>60165336
RIP in piece Harambe ;_;
>>60165365
soobys looking fucking ripped
>>60165455
charge your phone
>>60165379
Are you a qt masc twunk with big tits and ass? :3
>>60165457
What? I meant Polish people not that lmao haha
Anyone else swear a lot? Want to stop it desu
pls vote lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/10362019
http://www.strawpoll.me/10362019
http://www.strawpoll.me/10362019
http://www.strawpoll.me/10362019
http://www.strawpoll.me/10362019
>>60165455
in some ways I hate you more than I've ever hated anyone
>>60165455
hmmm
normies ay?
*audibly tsks*
*screeches*
*flings poo everywhere*
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ARRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*puts a nappy full of poo on head*
*runs around naked covered in poo and pee*
Hot edition
>>60165498
No just an average lad :(
>>60165471
*sets myself alight*
>you will never go for one of these with thailad
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eae_1464639335
Euuugh my housemate unironically plays guitar and sings mopey folk songs all the time.
I love the guy, but fuck sakes.
>>60165476
https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote
only one question, they won't tell you the right answer but they will tell you what people put
>>60165517
I have no idea who either of them are, but I clicked Marvanelli at random.
>suck me
>when
>>60165542
Creasing
>>60165542
>white people
>>60165517
i have no idea who either are but i voted anyway
your survey is now illegitimate
Didn't cook my steak as much as I'd have liked but it was still tasty af.
How do you have your steak?
the runts are acting up again
*grabs power washer*
this'll teach em
>>60163350
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>>60163350
We're all in here
>>60163350
>>60163350
>>60163350
>>60165517
screamer do not click
>>60165615
your mom
>>60165595
how dare you call me white
>>60165603
enjoy your parasite s
>>60165615
fuck off
>>60165603
Well done with sauce
>>60165451
so much fucking this.
i only properly post here at 2am, these threads are far too quick and normie consumed.
fucking hate them with a passion.
fucking ruining cunts
>>60165558
>flying to the third world to meet a middle aged nonce
no thanks I'd rather not
>>60165603
is that an NHS keyboard for the severely autistic
>>60165603
lower the heat next time
>>60165558
want that Elephant to stomp down with all its power to turn my giblets to a pulp
>>60165556
Dunno what this cucknadian is laughing about, they have double or immigration rate and half of it isn't from white europeans like ours is
moderately thirsty
What is this awful gimmick of making all trousers with short legs? Manlet privilege 2bh.
>>60165567
>What is your National Insurance number?
forget it then
>>60165603
>eating in front of the computer
suck me
>>60165475
Part 2
>>60165649
>he walks towards the camera
>>60165649
Coming from the cunt that prides himself on attempting to be a normie but still fails and is a weird cunt
>>60165632
Gay lord
>>60165645
>having sauce with steak
Salt and pepper is all you need.
>>60165709
when
>>60165709
when
when
>>60165692
same with making large shirts fit my shoulders perfectly but are too baggy around the stomach and look shit
but medium shirts are too tight around the chest and ride up my arms/stomach
>>60165709
when
how are the iraqis doing against isis?
>>60165709
when
>>60165632
which ones?
tapeworm, unlikely even if you don't cook due to british farming standards but still possible
besides that maybe toxoplasmosis but even then you would have to be unlucky
desu the general lack of parasites with harmful pathologies is the best feature of our part of the world
>>60165723
my good friend, my days consist of waking up 3am, playing forza 6, botting runescape and going to bed.
I can assure you I'm not a normie.
is this true?
>>60165751
wonder why you guys don't get much chinks
is it because your housing market is already fucked so they won't bother?
when
>>60165692
>tfw Uniqlo only sell 34 length
Fuck off lanklets
>>60165553
Why not working out? It's a good decision for average guys who want to become 7-8/10 :3
>>60165822
yes
>>60165822
what's going on what that filename
kpop
>>60165822
yes
>>60165822
Yes
>>60165709
>tfw my normie whatsapp conversation becomes a /brit/ meme
>>60165817
3pm*
i'm not that degenerate lols.
>>60165808
they're trying to get iraqi law over our country
>>60165850
literally a walking skeleton
>>60165808
iraqi military is a literal joke
half of them are fucking skagheads and they other half are stoned isis informants
pffft 40 birthday wishes and its mostly family members, guys and girls who already have bfs
lame
>>60165864
it's not a meme you cunt it's a passing gimmick
jesus christ you clueless cunt
Why doesn't Britain have mosquitos?
I thought it was the low temperature, but apparently Finland has them.
>>60165897
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>>60165817
I know you're not a normie you absolute spastic
My point was the majority of your posts are you acting like you're a normie when you're an absolute tragic cunt
>not shagging in freshers or even first year at all
You ugly cunt
MARINES
THEY'RE FIGHTING FOR YOU
MARINES
THEY'RE DYING FOR YOU
MARINES
KEEP YOUR HONOR CLEAN
MARINES
>>60164453
>You'll never have a bf who is that confident and attractive
>>60165897
>lame
FOY
>>60165914
alri calm down lad aha
>tfw
>>60165864
You mean my normie whatsapp conversation mate, poser
Fucking Toronto lmao, literally less white than London
>>60165822
Yes it also happens at the end of eastenders, I watched a good documentary about the lad working at the plant when it happens
>>60165947
>delete
>>60165822
yes
>>60165943
suck [a fart out] me [arse]
>>60165918
dont have a gf tho
can I not go one fucking day without getting harassed by the normans
>>60165919
>calls me a spastic
>calls me a cunt twice
>will unironically be expecting a decent reply.
>>60165915
we do, jesus christ pull your head out the sand
the species here just are not vectors for any disease with humans as the main host
>>60164529
wew lad
this is really good
>>60165915
not a lot of fresh water aside from rivers but they don't like running water.
Finland (and Canada) have load of lakes and swamps so there are tons of bugs
every year these come in huge swarms and cover everything down where my grandparents live
>>60165917
This is an argument in favour of the eu
lost all motivation to wank
>>60165947
Fake
Suck me
>>60165946
w-wow!! it's just like in my japanimes!
>>60165897
>guys
>>60166002
Shut the fuck up you spastic cunt
>>60166021
Ah yes because when you trade with a country you have to accept immigrants from it
You lads looking forward to the Euros?
>>60164527
Same feel.
won about twenty on satoshicoin from a fiver then lost it all
>>60166059
yeah I really hope the man kicks the ball
>>60166009
>We do
Literally never seen a mosquito in the UK or been bitten by one. Yet when I go to Portugal or Spain I am eaten alive.
>you're walking down an alleyway and this gook blocks your path
what do you do?
I wank about once a week to the memory of my uncle fingering my arsehole when I was thirteen
>>60166059
More than Copa America desu
>>60166022
Do you need a hand haha x
>>60166054
Well that's not what I said in any way shape or form you absolute fucking brain dead idiot
>>60166091
please
kiss me
fwb has intimated that she would let me put it up her bum if the moment felt right
>>60166085
jump over the fence
>>60166087
Lmao
>>60166085
*2 footed slide tackles her without hesitation*
