We tried to warn you.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/kinder-egg-toy-death-france-three-year-old-french-girl-chokes-a6822626.html
>>60163916
Nothing wrong with some natural selection
It's banned in the US because it would decimate your population
>>60163916
DELETE THIS
france is a disappointment after disappointment
>be french
>kinder'd
>>60164186
'
This. No woman in the future will have a gag reflex.
>>60163916
>french girl
Was she French, or was she "french"?
kinder surprise is worth more than the life of one little girl idiot
>>60164186
this, italian assault eggs are mass destruction
>>60163916
>Kinder egg
>Kinder is German for child
>French child is killed by German product
History is repeating itself
Kinder egg is more dangerous than M16
American logic
>>60163916
How much does this thing cost in your countries?
Here it's like 2$, but that probably isn't the real price since literally everything here is subsidized by gov monies
>>60163916
>>60164762
You autists are actually mentally ill
>>60165354
t. ahmed abdullah mohammed
>>60165175
1$ per egg here
>>60163916
>french
nothing of value lost
>>60165175
I don't remember but it's probably 5 bucks.
>>60165734
t.lesser french
>>60163916
Freedom ain't free
>>60165175
Something between 1 and 2$
>>60165772
t. francophone loving nigger
>>60165175
~0.8-0.9$
>>60165791
1302 agrees with you monkey
>>60163916
>Three-year-old
All Kinder Surprise Eggs have this sign. It means The Eggs are prohibited for children three years old or under.
>>60164858
>German product
I know you know, but you just had to trigger me, didn't you?
what an edgelords' thread
if you banned kinder eggs it would mean only criminals would have access to them. It's a necessity for every well regulated militia to have a delicious chocolate treat with a fun toy inside, SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!
>>60165175
Nevermind, turns out it costs less than a dollar. About 0.9$ to be exact
http://goodwilldelivery.ge/product.aspx?id=1067
>>60163916
614,348 died of burger in 2013 in the US.
There is a burger on every street corner.
Explain.
>>60166701
The US ban on toys inside of food is older than that product.
My parents banned this shit when I was younger so I know how americans feel
>Parents used to say that I only get one treat for being good
>Because a Kinder Egg contained a toy it counted as two treats so I wasn't allowed it
>this upset me and made me mad
I was so fucking angry about this shit. I tried to make my father kill my mother by stealing some kinder eggs and hiding the toys in the house with notes saying stuff like 'I'll give this to your son when we are together' so he would think she was cheating. He found it was me though and beat me.
>>60167069
hahahahaha
>>60167069
>Because a Kinder Egg contained a toy it counted as two treats so I wasn't allowed it
That sounds jewy as fuck.
>>60167069
and what about the shiny paper? Me in GDR found that cool too
>>60167069
Oh, m8, let me hug you.
How many more smug non-Americans have to die before we introduce common sense Kinder Egg control?
>>60167069
They wouldn't let you save up treats to get two at once?
>>60167610
>Home
Dunno, in Germony we eat the choclit and play with the toi...
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH
>EURETARDEANS
>>60167754
>EURETARDEANS
This is incredibly uncreative, anon
So....... To not choke take left
>>60167817
go fuck yaself
>>60167069
Your parents are incredible assholes.
>>60164186
t. continent that banned firearms and is now being overrun by low-income thirdworld thugs
>>60168351
Hmmm, I don't remember so many amerifats as tourists lately
>>60168450
We tend not to go on vacation to muslim countries.
>>60164668
Italy was a mistake
t. Napoleon I and III
>>60165734
>>60165974
Belgium was a mistake
t. our whole country
Kinder Choke'olade
>>60168575
>Belgium was a mistake
Y YOU FUCKING KNOW IT IDIOT
Then why fight so fiercly for it? Are you a french really THIS cucked?
>Oppress Flemish farmers for centuries
>Cry when they rebel
>Want to keep Belgium subhuman French
>Muuhhhh Belgium was a mistake
Can't fucking wait to go full 1302 on your ass again you subhuman french-speaking monkey
>>60164760
Now that's a future I want to live in.
>>60163916
>french
i bet her name was akifah al-khaboom
>>60167069
kek
>>60167069
Lel, wise father, stealing must be punished.
>>60163916
She died choking on the toy itself. She could've just as well choked on any small toy.
The question is, why did her parents let her play with such a small toy? Surely they had to know the egg contains one. A three-year old would never get those shell opened by herself, they're bloody hard to open.
>>60167069
>Because a Kinder Egg contained a toy it counted as two treats so I wasn't allowed it
that's asshole as fuck, it's not like it's costing them extra for "two" treats or something.
>>60164186
T H I S
It's be like a kinder egg plague, mass piles of single americans
Ha.
>>60163916
Who's the retard now, Eurpoops?
>>60167961
That kid died not long after this photo was taken
Do French children celebrate Easter?
>>60169098
Chill out, Mohamad Van Kanker, don't explode
>>60169947
t. Mehmetovitch
(t. Sofiana, Bilel's cousin)
>>60167610
