How can I learn to squat like a slav?
Zakhar is bro tier
>>60148774
Artyom and Boris seem pretty alright
>>60148742
Palm oil diet is the key.
>>60148836
this
>>60148836
>>60148953
>liking Boris
dumb pidor
heels must touch the ground
>>60148971
>not warding off bears with Boris
>not staying with babushka and eating great home made food
>not talking about military with Boris while maintaining good condition
>not embarrassing Boris with making him know about his secret
Are you pidorashka?
>>60148836
Arytom seems even gayer than Boris.
these all seem like decent fellows tbqhwyf
>>60148742
>i will never have a friend like zakhar
>Boris
>have own mercedes
>lives with babushka
>>60148742
I've been teaching myself slowly to thirdworld squat. Each time I go for a cigarette, or drop something on the ground, I now squat. And let me tell you, it's fuggen working. I can now touch my heels on the ground (though it hurts a fair bit)
I am become thirdworldsquatter
>>60148742
Heels touch the ground when slavs squat around
>>60148742
>How can I learn to squat like a slav?
Tutorial:
https://youtu.be/2-8gsWZqDBM
>>60148742
>plays HMM3 for 10 years
kek
>none of them plays DOTA
dropped
>>60149822
How do you think he's able to afford it?
>>60149148
that sounds comfy.
>>60148742
I believe westerners cannot squat with the ankles touching the grounds because they shit sitting on toilets all their life, in China people shit in holes in the ground and many people(gopniks) in Russia chill outside drinking vodka and eating roasted sunfloweeds while squatting. So you need to stretch your ankle muscles
>>60149874
thx
>>60148742
There's no way to unless you are one.
You need to develop a deep natural internal affinity to slav culture. To do so, you've got to have at least 10 years' worth of experience of living in a slav country, which basically will make you a slav, and then you automatically will learn how to squat like a professional slav.
slav squatting is not hard at all
>>60149911
DOTA for shkolniki, HMM3 for oldfags
>>60150304
Can you squat comfortably for long periods with ankles touching ground?
>>60148742
i wish i was a slav
>>60150401
I've never tried it for long periods but getting into the position is easy and comfortable
I can respect Dima, staying hydrated is important.
>>60150473
Why
>>60150529
It's easy for a short time but I've heard that gopniks chat on the street while staying squatted hours
>>60148742
slavs are undeniably cool.
>>60150473
No you d-
>check flag
ok maybe you do.
>>60148742
>I will never have a slavic BF
>>60148742
Would hang out with Boris.
>>60148742
artyom seems like a bro
>>60150473
>>60150700
>>60150854
>ywn do krokodil in a children's park
just hold me bros
