America, this is for you
I know that we haven't always been the best of friends. Espesically not here.
But I still want you to know that doesn't mean we dont care about you. We give you a lot of shit, but its not to make you feel bad. Its not because we hate you.
We will always view you as our child. And while you have grown so big, you are but a pockmarked teenager in our eyes.
Its just a phase, we know, and yet a thousand years later, we have faith that you will take after the values of your forefathers here in Europe.
You will always be special to us, our angsty, insecure and wonderfully obese child <3
t. Europe
>>60143354
we don't really care what you think tbh
thank
>>60143421
Ssshh, its OK, you can let it out
this is a safe space
>>60143354
>We give you a lot of shit, but its not to make you feel bad
Then why bother?
>>60143354
I HATE YOU DAD. STOP GETTING INTO MY LIFE, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>60143354
In a couple of years, Europe will be a caliphate and the US will be Mexico 2.0. Fuck off.
>Belle Sorenson Gunness (born as Brynhild Paulsdatter Storseth; November 11, 1859 – declared dead April 28, 1908) was a Norwegian-American serial killer.
>Standing six feet tall (183 cm) and weighing over 200 pounds (91 kg), she was a physically strong woman.[2] She killed most of her suitors and boyfriends, and her two daughters, Myrtle and Lucy. She may also have killed both of her husbands and all of their children, on different occasions. Her apparent motives involved collecting life insurance, cash and other valuables, and eliminating witnesses. Reports estimate that she killed between 25 and 40 people over several decades.
the rage of a viking combined with the greed of an american, is there anything more terrifying?
>>60143354
I love you Finland.
>>60143354
>t. Europe
Who?
>>60143848
Me
I have no idea where Norway is on a map. It's not out a lack of intelligence, I have an IQ of 138 and am currently excelling in my rigorous classes at a prestigious university. It's just that I never have had any need or desire to know where it is in the world. It doesn't matter to me; everybody who lives there could die tomorrow and I wouldn't even notice
>>60144008
>I have no idea where Norway is
>I have an IQ of 138
Suuuuuuuure
>>60144008
I went on exchange to a prestigous american university. It was like a 6-month vacation
![university-ranking[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/FzzLxkC.png "university-ranking[1].png")
>>60144118
No, if it was a genuinely prestigious American school then it was objectively superior to any in Norway.
>>60144222
those are insanely biased towards english language universities
>>60144222
It's on that list at least
>metrics based on academic output and arbitrary prizes measure the quality and difficulty of the education
top
kek
>>60144275
English language universities are the best in the world, and the Shanghai rankings are biased toward intellectual superiority
>>60144383
>metrics based on the discovery of knowledge and world changing innovation
Sounds accurate to me.
>>60143354
I would've been touched if it wasn't condescending.
>>60144425
Its ok son, you come to European technical university one day. You will see
