Australia is a mad Max version of the USA. Canada is a slightly chilly great Britain.
It's almost like you ENJOY being bullied.
HAHA Australia is shit versio
>>60136317
>Canada actually wants to model itself after another country (which doesn't even have any ties with them bar being in the Commonwealth) rather than making a name and identity for itself as a sovereign nation
That's a ridiculous nation-wide cuck mentality you've got going, mate.
> Not being the anglo country with the most comfortable climate
Rather amusing
>>60136317
This isn't even close to true. Both Australia and Great Britain are both nannystates with no personal freedom and big brother tier government control
>>60136317
>Canada
>slightly chilly
Also, you're literally the equivalent to the US, minus gun rights
>>60136432
>New Zealand
>Anglo
ahh yes SEHR beeindruckend
>>60136435
Kek canada has fuck off big brother laws
Apparently they passed legislation where you can go to gaol for not using a tranny cunts preferred pronouns
>>60136488
German would make more sense to me than whatever you were trying to say there. We are still the closest of the colonies to Britain.
No Republicshit movement like Australia and no Mass Americanized culture like Canada.
>>60136585
I've been to Auckland mate, you're extremely americanized, moreso than us I'd say.
Also, beeindruckend is literally a German word, not sure what you're trying to insinuate.
>>60136585
There's nothing wrong with being americanised
>Hmmmmm should I watch the sopranos or downtown Abbey
>>60136641
Oh I thought you were trying to imitate our accent or something.
> More Americanized than Germany
That's hardly difficult since our culture is closer to them.
>>60136694
Please, there's a whole lot wrong with Americanization. It's more than just the media you consume...the whole world is American in that regard.
>>60136499
>makes things up
Meanwhile your government decides what media you can or can't consume. And you have to have ID to purchase forks. Your country is literally catered to effeminate cunts
>>60136800
So why is the UK a superior alternative?
>>60136855
Ah yes the pinnacle of manliness: buying forks and play l4d2!
Neither of those are true btw sweety ;)
>>60136585
i love when aussie/kiwis pretend that they arent extremely americanized people as a whole... as an american, aside from some things like driving on the left it's hard to tell that youre in a foreign country when you are there
>>60136945
>sweety
Spotted the poofta
>>60136945
>sweety
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>>60137033
>>60137035
I only allow Australian MEN near my box x (:
>>60137011
>No gun crime
>No ghettos
>No black people
>No Mexicans
>No required tipping
>Etc
Ah yes just like the US
>>60136919
Because it's where our culture and countries derive from. I don't advocate being some obsessive Anglophile but I cringe when I hear about Black Fridays, Sneakers, Highways and Jello. WE DON'T NEED YOUR CULTURAL GARBAGE YANKS. PISS OFF
>>60136945
COME TO BRAZIL
>>60137058
Don't forget
> Tipping black people for slavery reparations
>>60137011
except their gdp/capita is much higher than ours, they have less immigrants because they stopped the boats, the average australian has higher wages and better access to food & health services, and the average australian is smarter than americans.
Take your unsubstantiated opinions and go fuck yourself
>>60137058
I meant you are extremely americanized. Unlike us and great Britain
>>60137111
> the average australian is smarter than americans.
This point is debatable
>>60137111
Stopping the boats is an anti-asylum seeker effect, not an anti-immigrant effect
It just ensures that whoever comes here has to be rich enough to fly
>>60137069
>Because it's where our culture and countries derive from
hm, so just like us?
>>60137058
>No gun crime
>No ghettos
who the fuck goes to the ghetto voluntairly, and do u actually think people here experience gun crime?
>No black people
give you that one
>No Mexicans
no worse than your chinese
>No required tipping
at this point you were struggling to come up with something so you just threw this one in there
>>60137137
You guys are way smarter than us. If you were American you wouldn't be so critical of australians since you guys know much more about the world than we do (especially when it comes to immigration).
>>60137111
>unsubstantiated opinions
i guess traveling to aus/nz is not a way to form a substantial opinion
and i would recommend you learn something about economics, namely cost of living and how the high wages are compensating for the outrageous costs there, from day to day life to long term purchases like real estate.
>and the average australian is smarter than americans
average australian is just as anti-intellectual as we are tbqh
>>60137202
Nice proxy, Bruce.
>Australian """"culture"""""
>British """""culture"""""
>American """""culture"""""
>>60137159
No because you play different sports, eat different things, have a different political system and have a much more varied dialect of English than we do.
Not to mention the regionalism and unique subcultures that are present in the US. I know we have a lot in common but you're the most different due to the revolution and historical reasons
>>60137202
Well I suppose I would be able to identify another countries flag :DDDD
>>60137234
more likely he is an underage who found his way over here from r/4chan, and has never left the country before.
i used to think that america was hell on earth and everywhere else is better than us but then i started traveling and realized that's not true.
>>60137137
Pipe down poo pee land
>>60137159
>non-mainland Chinese are worse than Mexicans
loving every laugh
I think you'll find that, without exaggeration, you're about 700% more likely to be shot in the US than in Australia
But you're right no gun crime haha
i have pit you runts against one another
the pawns fight whilst i ... eat pawns :)
>>60137252
This desu. Canadian and New Zealand cultures are truly the most powerful in the world.
>>60137293
** Places a Queen on the chessboard**
Respect your queen huni xxx
>>60137273
when the flat rate of getting murdered here is .000062, 7x more likely to be anything at that kind of percentage is pretty insignifigant
and how many mexicans have you met in your life, they aren't bad folks. mostly just keep their head down and work blue collar jobs
>>60137111
>except their gdp/capita is much higher than ours
false
>they have less immigrants because they stopped the boats
false
>the average australian has higher wages
false
>better access to food & health services
true
>the average australian is smarter than americans
True, but if minorities were eliminated we would be a lot closer
>>60137136
>Canada
>not americanized
There are literally places in the US that are less Americanized than Canada
>>60136800
Yeah there is alot wrong with it, one of them is working Americanisation with a Z...
>>60137341
*the cell in which you placed your queen opens up into a void of nothingness which devours your piece*
looks like your queen just got a taste of kiwi and canadian culture
>>60137159
how the fuck are chinese worse than mexicans? you want to compare and contrast the hard working chinese work ethic against that siesta exploiting mexican work ethic? which minority do you think contributes more to the economy and is less likely to break the law?
>>60137426
We're North Americanized.
>>60137069
i dont see why we should bend to the whim of either cultures desu they're both fucking garb
>>60136317
Australia is great
Canada is soft America
>>60137444
spelling americanised with a 'z' (or """""""""""zee""""""""" as you would say) should be indicative enough of what culture you belong to
>>60137507
Be respectful of others culture
>>60137456
But your cultures is mainly just Brit and American mixed together.
>>60137507
when these are the kind of hairs you are splitting to point out differences i think that it's pretty safe to say that we are all very similar
>>60136694
I knew I could count on Aussies
I'm Melbournian not Australian, do not associate me with those buffoons
>>60137542
good we will combine them and make a better culture
it'll easily be 2.5, maybe even 3 times better.
>>60137432
How can the concept even exist with British spelling?
>>60137435
*In her last moments The Anglo Queen sprays a potent smoothie of Maple Syrup and Kiwifruit Juice from her nipples, destroying the dark void and curing Australia of its chronic Homosexuality*
Guess you lose this round ;)
>>60137379
Ah yes the good old 40%-of-the-population """"minorities""""
>>60137572
we drink wine out of a box and yell in public too tbqh.. pinnacle of aussie culture
>>60137606
yeah but you dont call it goon so on your bike
>>60136399
the fuck chang? Most canadians have british or french heritage, and the french swore allegiance to the queen hundreds of years ago so yeah we're linked to great britain friendo
>>60137622
ok
>>60137641
>Canada calling Austalia chang
Might want to check your numbers Zhou
>>60137666
only asians and muslims dont support the queen
>>60136386
You think this is a game? Panjet there was born ready.
>>60137666
>Zhou
never even heard of this so youre both chinked
>>60137709
Ah yes an American not having heard of something
How unexpected
>>60137641
>le fuck? aw haw haw we french are actually in louvre with le queen. sacre bleu!
kek fuck off you smelly french cunt
>60137641
>41
haha fucking hell mate you lads didn't last that long!
>>60137525
I am just not when they're stupid like Americas.
>>60137709
>>60137743
>Americas
You can't even spell. Britcuck btfo
>>60137743
theres no need to be salty that america's the dominating culture in the world
>>60137432
our z's are even now tirelessly working their way into your own parlance
it won't be long now;
people say show instead of program, parking lot replaces car park, film outmoded by movie, truck passes lorry, biscuits are now cookies and so forth
>>60137742
all the french that didnt swear allegiance to the crown were literally deported, quebecois are more british than ausvicts lel
>>60137580
Mate I'm on a tablet, at this point I give up costing fuck ups cause it just frustrates me so much.
>>60137572
Oddly specific numbers.
>>60137743
do we have no culture or is it just stupid, hm..
>>60137818
theres that cuck mentality again! why are you actively trying to be MORE of a nation you aren't? fucking mad cuck mentality mate sort it out
>>60136317
Brazil is tropical Russia.
>>60137811
> Show instead of program
What do you mean, As in going to the theatre or seeing a concert?
> Parking Lot
Not used by anyone
> Film outmoded by movie
True
> Lorry
Was never really used here anyways
> Biscuits are now cookies
This one will never catch on.
>>60137912
alright mate choose a synonym for cuck if its going to trigger you, cucknadian
>>60137706
Oh shit
Are Canadian bants so bad because they're all just Indians? That would also explain why British bants are also awful.
>>60137910
which stage is denial?
>>60137947
>le bant
Canadians are literally the funniest posters on /int/ but most of you are too braindead to understand our dry wit and subtle self deprecating humour 2bh
>>60137930
>patriot
French canadians are francophone subjects of the crown. I don't understand how embracing the traditional institutions of this nation makes me a cuck, to be honest.
>>60137958
The stage when after over sixty years of watching American films, reading American literature and being programmed by your soft power we still haven't turned into you.
>>60137972
cause you're going around trying to impress people online about how similar your country is to a nation that forgot about your existence 70 years ago. honestly apart from the commonwealth what do you share with the UK? i couldn't give a shit about those poms but at least we actively engage with one another in soccer, football and cricket
>>60137811
>our z's are even now tirelessly working their way into your own parlance
Not sure why you think this but it's not true, you'd get marked down in school if you spelt stuff like that.
Most people still call it a programme instead of show but there are a few that call it show, mainly if it's an American programme though desu.
The rest are complete bullshit, you won't hear anyone say that here unless you encounter some yank wannabe spastic.
>>60137972
Australia has opened its sandy desert vagina for the American military and has been their most willing lap dog for so long, that it's hard for them to comprehend embracing their history or heritage now.
>>60138046
>ah yes i will just talk shit on the nation that defends my very existence
sick canadian mentality, dog
>>60138075
is that what they are pretty much?
the pacific canadians?
>>60138075
Cheer up, no more tears now auscuck
>>60136317
australia = western california
>>60138046
theres nothing wrong with embracing your history or heritage but some of you cunts act like you would have rather been born the UK.
it's fucking disgusting and unpatriotic.
>>60138075
Thanks for protecting us from the boat people armies Bruce. We're indebted to you, really.
>>60138090
or what? you'll attack me with all 0 of your attack helicopters? kek fuck off mate go help a muslim across the road or embrace feminism or some other trudea-esque shit
>>60138118
show it through your actions and not your words, frodo keith waikato
'Twas the night before easter, when all the aussies were posting
The leaf fags all cry, they can't handle the roasting
"Fucking leaf, aye cunt!?" The aussies did bants, before they pulled down their maple loving pants
"Stick it in bruce!" dave-o said with glee, "this leafs gonna get it, he he he!"
As he made the leaf his bitch, he whispered "you're mine, canuck", and "that's what you get, for being such a cuck"
>>60137988
are you talking about the UK now, or hobbitland
>>60138120
I'll ride with you
>>60138181
ah yes a couple hashtags in melbourne and sydney definitely holds a torch to your pm being a feminist, muslim apologist
>>60138207
You have a known issue of fundamental islamists living in Australia. You're close to a caliphate at this point
>>60138046
This, our government loves riding with yanks while simultaneously selling out to chinks
>>60138234
>muslims in australia: 2.2%
>muslims in canada: 3.2%
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_Canada
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_Australia
islam fundamentalist thrive because we treat them like they're suppose to be treated and they get arseblasted about. so the AFP goes and guns down a few kid muslims wielding knives, they get chatty, then ASIO spies on them, rinse and repeat and you get 1 islamic terrorist attack on australian soil in the history of our nation. as opposed to your nation which bends to their whims and gets your parliament shot up.
>>60138042
I remember now!
It's stage one.
>>60137011
I don't get why Americans think that "anglo culture" is "Americanised". Australia, New Zealand, Canada and the United States all borrow from the UK's anglo culture. However for some reason, United Stations see the similarities and think, 'gee whiz, they must have got it from us!'.
We're as Americanised as you are Australianised.
>>60136317
In reality the US is a Mad Max version of Australia
>>60136399
>australia
>literal cuckflag
Why do we let Australia get a free pass with the most obnoxious shit posting? Like wtf are you even saying?
