Hahaha all you fucking faggots are jealous of our great country cuz it's the best in the world. Actually I'm happy we have such a high asian population, they allow us to surpass your shitty 3rd world shithole in math
EH MAPLE SYRUP I'M """UKRANIAN""""
Canadian heritagefags are literally worse than """German"""-Americans
>>60135592
Stop trying so fucking hard it's not funny
>average canadian household
>>60135644
Nice one leafbro, short and sweet
Let me try
Fucking butthurt americuck yanks, you're just assblasted because Canada has more culture than America and everyone knows we're more European than you guys
>>60135677
>BlacksOnBlondes
>is actually BlacksOnSpics
>tfw can't get CHRT to get australia to stop bullying
>>60135592
Your country is *LITERALLY* more non-white than ours.
LMAO.
your "white"HOUSE, GOT BLACKED.
YOUR DARN, WHITE HOUSE. GOT. BLACKED.
where's the fucking hockey discussion >:^(
>wake up
>apologise to bed
>get dressed in uniform and prepare children for 15 mile snow walk to school
>ride horse over mountains to job as moose patrolman
>after work visit store to purchase bagged milk
>spend afternoon catching fish through circular hole cut in ice
>eat fish and poutine for dinner
>children cover their fish in maple syrup
>swear at québécois neighbour
>apologise
>go to bed
If you smoke your weeds, they win
>>60135592
I'M NOT AMERICAN REEEEE
MY COUNTRY IS A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER AND OUR PEOPLE ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM OBESELAND REEEEE
Also fuck quebec
so what if we have a leaf on our flag? At least we don't have a box of stars and some stripes HAHAHAHA BTFO
Please send me maple leafs.
A Chinese ate my cat yesterday.
aboot
i cant hear you over my maple syrup-lubed dick and my freeeeeeeeeeeeeee healthcare
>Excuse me anon but I heard you were saying mean things about Canada on the internet
wat do
allahu akbar
>>60135592
>being this obsessed
I understand Brazil, they're really third world, but seriously amerifat you need to calm down and think of the nice things your country has to offer
>>60135677
maybe in toronto or vancouver
elsewhere there is about 1 nigger for every 100,000 people
I am not comfortable with my nation's identity
>>60136539
>kangaroo
We did it!
>>60136338
>horses
>in 2016
Bitch... Brazil stop to use horses a long time ago because simple drop a bag full of corks in the street and watch they kiss the floor.
Those niggers cant stand a chance.
>>60136551
Yes the kangaroo is an animal unique to Australia
Does Canada have an equivalent or are your fauna also non-unique to your nation?
>>60136656
goose...
>>60136656
The newfie
>>60136596
>Excuse me anon but I heard you saying mean things about Canada on the Internet
What do?
>>60136656
Kangaroos are gay you fuckin poof heheh
>>60136721
What country doesn't have geece?
>>60136765
>geece
Australian education
>>60136745
A roos swole as fuck. Could fuck your bitch while starring you down
Don't say pooft either that's our word. Say "dude" or "ass" or some other yankism
>>60136793
Don't ever talk to me again you fuckin poof
>>60136743
Those pricks can be spotted 5 kilometers away.
I just send a nigger with a machete and wait until the day dawn.
Daily reminder that Brazil never lost a single war.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Brazil
>>60135677
dogfart?
>>60136781
>Getting arseblasted about education
Those Asian genes hammering in
>>60136815
OK sure Tyler just don't fr**king raise your voice at me bro or I swear to h*ck I'll pummel you bro! Hold me back Jeane Claude hold me back!
SHUT THE FUCK UP AUSTRALIA I'LL KILL YOU, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
>>60135837
topkek
well done NZ
>>60136844
If Brazil has never lost a war, how come its such a shitty country? Checkmate, monkey
>>60136872
Pooft
>>60136912
Absolutely howling at the fact that even when you're arguing against superior Australian MAN the Canadian BOY is forced to use Australian slang
>>60136912
Because we are what you are becoming.
A multi cultural shit hole...
The only difference is, we keep niggers in their place. Lets watch how Canada will stand in 10 years...
>>60136874
this
>>60136095
good post
>>60136765
>geece
>>60136912
Canada, during the WWII, deployed almost 1,1 million men. Lost about 44000 men.
His military history during the entire war is a joke. Wich include, surrender to japs, surrender to germans, even surrender to Italians.
Brazil deployed 25700 men. First army to capture an entire German division. Literally defeat Germany in Italy in few months. And treat them with kindness and respect. Lost little less than 950 men.
>>60137362
>does nothing, therefore didn't have casualties
>we were good lmao
ok
>>60137501
speaking about "nothing" how goes the canadian military history? how many wars did you participate in? 1? oh so sorry it's actually 2! very impressive. well done full marks.
>>60137517
Is your mouth in a permanent O for American dick, or do you just really like fighting in pointless wars for them? I thought you had your fill with the brits
>>60137501
>does nothing
We defeat the Italian army and the German army in one of the strongest positions that they have.
We capture 20573 soldiers!
Do you want to be mad?
Germany even made propaganda to us. Mean while they don't even know where Canada was...
>>60135837
Not far from the truth in rural Canada
>>60137558
because we don't have some cushy existence where we are surrounded by the most powerful nation on earth we actually have to pull our weight in global affairs.
>I thought you had your fill with the brits
the military allegiance we had with them up until the first half of the 20th century was because, as an island nation, we needed the royal navy to help protect our trade as we are heavily reliable on imports/exports by sea since we are an island nation.
>Is your mouth in a permanent O for American dick
yes my mouth as this point is like a tyre (or as you would spell it -- "tire"). since the UK's empire got BTFO we substituted them for america, and hence why we actually pull our weight and get involved in wars.
it must be nice priding yourself on being the switzerland of the anglo world though, sweetie :)
>>60137615
Are you actually pretending you had a greater role or did better than we did in WW2? Kek, monkeys really do go all out to feel good about their shitty country
life is good every day !!
i have a french gf
hockey!
mooses!
syrup
leaves
im bilingual, other than spanish.
>>60137686
>sweetie
There's that word again. Will you be my gf
>>60135677
>PRODUCED IN CALIFORNIA
HAHA
>>60137697
Ok, tell me about Canadians achievements in WWII.
>we prepare burgers to americans...
>we bomb german towns because... IDK
Also, don't forget that you enter in the war in 1939. We only did in 1944!
>>60135592
This whole thread is a Canadian appreciation thread!
Thanks for the love senpai's
>>60137558
>spending all that military money and not joining the US in wars to get a free pass to shoot gooks and sandniggers
>>60137697
I am still waiting, and i have to sleep!
>>60137980
I wake up at 7AM.
>>60136413
There's no niggers or spics in Vancouver only chinks and poos.
>>60138038
Is that hard find a single great Canadian achievement in military?
>>60137005
Guess what country this picture was taken in?
hint: it's not canada.
>>60135677
>>60138112
I am still waiting to hear about Canadians greatest military achievements.
>>60135677
cool proxy bro, we're all so impressed you know how to use one
>>60137980
>japan (not present)
>>60135677
Why do Canadian households have Americans in them?
>>60138153
I've literally never heard of Brazil being in WW2 until you mentioned it now lmao. How did you guys afford to go on a boat? Can your country even afford boats with all the tax money your politicians are stealing?
>>60138222
USA give us a ride. But when we capture the Germans, they became really piss off.
Murica deny us the invasion on Austria, so we stole half of their jeeps and bring it back to Brazil.
I am not kidding. We stole half of Murica jeeps in Italy and creep their advance.
This is Brazil. We fight, and we steal. Have a problem?
>>60138153
who was the smartarse that thought it would be a good move to let an australian take charge of a combat mission in a frozen fucking iceland in norway?
>>60136872
He brought out your inner suburban Canadian
>>60138323
Don't know. It was 1945... People believe that the war was over.
>and he scaaaaars
>>60138369
What did this international poster mean by this?
>>60136793
I'll say whatever words I want you fairyboy hoser roo fucker.
>>60138424
>ifunny.co
>>60138312
I just realize that Murica babysit Canada the entire war...
>>60138483
You're one retarded monkey if you made that realisation...
>>60138482
everytime this picture gets updated i get keks
>>60138483
Considering we joined it a couple years before them, no.
>>60138414
ill allow it
>>60138088
Look to WWI.
>>60138516
And your people don't know how to fight...
>>60138548
Exactly. You join in the beginning of the war. And didn't manage to achieve the glory that Brazil did in few months.
If murica had come to us, and asked for 20000 men to help them in Vietnam. Today that country would be speaking English.
>>60138672
Canada change 2 Canadians for every single German.
>>60138676
lmao
>>60136596
almost had an aneurysm trying to make sense of that lad. stick to portuguese desu
>>60138672
But we fight in WWI too.
Brazil was the only country in South America to fight in WWI.
>>60138803
That makes for the only stupid South American country then
>>60138780
What do you don't understand?
We trow corks in the street and the horses fall.
>>60138840
We get 70 War Ships as gift and take a huge part in the League of Nations.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/League_of_Nations
>The League Council acted as a type of executive body directing the Assembly's business.[50] It began with four permanent members (Great Britain, France, Italy, Japan) and four non-permanent members that were elected by the Assembly for a three-year term.[51] The first non-permanent members were Belgium, Brazil, Greece, and Spain.
Of course, we leave the league soon the "eternal anglo" started to make absurd demands.
>>60138952
How many of those ships are still in service, or do you use them for presidential housing now?
>>60138990
Nahhh, we convert them all in merchant ship.
Did you forget that Brazil still produces the best coffee in the world? And back in time we are the only exporter of latex?
>>60139046
A shame you didn't use condoms more often so there would be less hues in the world 2bh
>>60138952
Maybe if you'd stuck with the league of nations you wouldn't be a third world shit hole now.
vocaroo.com/i/s1KesRfh9rrv
>>60139086
Look at the AIDS map. Brazil is safer than murica. Of course we use condoms...
>>60139088
No. France and Britain ruin the entire agreement with their greed.
>>60135695
Wow, that's more Canadian than the actual Canadian. I'm proud.
>>60137980
How do you suffer over 300 casualties against nothing? I mean, the Japanese didn't even turn up to fight
>>60140112
They rigged the whole island with traps before retreating. Also there was friendly fire and hazardous conditions
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KesRfh9rrv
>>60140145
Ok, the traps I can understand, but friendly fire? Who were they trying to shoot? There was nobody there
>>60140249
Heavy fog, mist, blizzard like conditions. They didn't know the Japanese had left. So humanoid figures were fair game.
>>60140249
The weather made for really low visibility. I can't remember all the details of how it got to that point though
biathlon desu with you
>>60140249
The weather mostly
Besides, friendly fire is standard US doctrine
>>60140273
>>60140276
It makes sense that the gun loving nutjob americans would fire at anything that moves, but it's like as if the Canadians fired back just so they could be relevant
>>60140249
Americans can't not shoot allies.
>this one monkey pretending that Brazil did anything noteworthy in either world war
Kek.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Vimy_Ridge
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Battle_of_Ypres
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Passchendaele
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Britain
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Ortona
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Atlantic
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normandy_landings
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Monte_Cassino
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Expeditionary_Force
>The Canadian Expeditionary Force (CEF) was the designation of the field force created by Canada for service overseas in the First World War. The force fielded several combat formations in France and Flanders, the largest of which was the Canadian Corps, consisting of four divisions. The Canadian Cavalry Brigade and the Canadian Independent Force, which were independent of the Canadian Corps, also fought on the Western Front. The CEF also had a large reserve and training organization in England, and a recruiting organization in Canada. In the later stages of the European war, particularly after their success at Vimy Ridge and Passchendaele, the Canadian Corps was regarded by friend and foe alike as the most effective Allied military formation on the Western Front.[1] The Germans went so far as to call them "storm troopers"[2] for their great combat efficiency.
Meanwhile Brazil sends 25,000 monkeys lmao.
>>60140051
Thanks man
