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Back from a stressful day at the office and just cracked open a bevvy edition
cara
hi how are you
crayon pop
in a karen mood
>rekorderlig
very gay but also very tasty
>>60114252
Rekorderlig is not a fucking bevvy
man i swear my bitches do it till they suck the brown off
>In 2010 for model year 2011 Ford decided to reunite both international and North American models by releasing the international Mk3 worldwide. The previous North American version was discontinued, and the new model was launched simultaneously in North America and Europe in early 2011, both having started production late in 2010.[5][6]
Ah yes "superior" "European" cars
Not a big fan of blowjobs. They make me feel uncomfortable and aren't pleasurable. I think my cock is too sensitive but i'm not circumsized.
Anyone else in the same position?
YOU constantly obsess over Japan and Japanese Girls.
Japan and Japanese girls NEVER think of Britain and British Men.
>>60114252
>>60114309
>>60114317
where did you buy this
Might have some more to drink
bum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-La2tfyyyeY
>women would rather have sex with dogs than with you
>>60114252
>alcopops with good marketing
when she masturbate to me that's how she learn every song
>>60114252
>office
>bank holiday
Nice try, machine operator
>>60114309
Fair
>>60114317
Shut up
brits is worse than North America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYOYqn4No1w
>>60114283
seems a bit chaotic and too human to be the work of an omnipotent and omniscient god.
and what gives them the right to change the word of God?
>>>/qa/546239
hiro is on
>>60114343
BJs are for fags
yeah girl it's on
you know what it is when i finally make it home
>>60114350
from the looky looky man in a gay club toilets
>>60114359
>tfw I'm jealous of dogs now
>mfw a fart tickles my balls
i just hope that you miss me a little when i'm gone
wish yanks would fuck off
they dont like us, we dont like them, yet the cunts still linger around here like a bad smell
tick, tock wagies... another bank holiday weekend well spent?
watching a film
>>60114378
first
GF to me: are you gonna get off your phone and talk to me?
Me: *puts phone down and sits next to her*
GF: *scrolls on Instagram n Twitter*
>>60114350
Paki shop
>>60114369
Not in my offices line of business, about half of us were in and machine operators wouldn't be at work today silly
literally me x :o
>>60114441
really makes you stink
>>60114441
don't like you, wish you'd fuck off
you're getting ready so i know we're gonna be here a while
at a Mexican restaurant and the waitress definitely wants the D lads
>>60114467
FUUUCK I wish I lived in America
>>60114479
fuck off paki
>>60114350
tescos
really makes u think...
When looking at used cars, how much mileage should I be looking for? Like what's "too much" mileage?
The Tories and the media will treat Cameron as an isolated incident to take the attention off the fact most of them do exactly the same.
someone post the picture of the rule the mod made about posting after page 7
>>60114495
the Deutschmark?
>>60114440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmSbXsFE3l8
>>60114388
Opinion, it changes and people with it. They like what they have but think it could be improved or refreshed, their translation of important words differs from the original because words across millennia are difficult to translate accurately, because they had a dream one night where god told them the new truth, etc. Dont worry about it mate, if you arent religious you live in a country where you can safely ignore it.
haha just remembered when i went to america and had a conversation with a bus driver who was literally raising an illegal mexican immigrant's child. the woman was also like half his age.
should've told the guy it was clear she was looking for a green card
Nails done hair done everything did
>>60114467
looks like sugarloaf?
>>60114252
How do you pronounce the name?
>pure swedish spring water
So it's Ã…bro that is taking all the water from the county!!
>>60114531
try to stay under 60/70k if possible
but it depends on your budget, how long you think you'll own the car etc.
Went food shopping and some big black guy was checking me out the whole time
>>60114541
What
>They are bad for the profitability of 4chan. Having the far-right here makes potential advertisers shy away from doing business with 4chan.
>>60114533
Wait what did Big Dave do now?
Go cinderella
>>60114350
Systembolaget ofc
hmm ahh yes really makes you think
>>60114584
She wants the "D" (Deutschmark). She wants your money. It's a hilarious joke
>>60114582
if its not in the official rules then it isn't a rule. that mod is a bitter loser.
>>60114575
Should have fucked him
>>60114564
wait no it's definitely not sugarloaf is snowcapped and has more runs
haven't been there in a while though
>A 50-year-old man has been charged with a public order offence after a pub-goer was seen wearing a T-shirt mocking the Hillsborough tragedy.
never forget
HIRO'S HERE
>>60114629
Had enough sex last night
>>60114582
ah yes, "1000 posts"
want boobies in my mouth
>>60114658
was quite a bit faster back then tbf
>I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
>>60114656
Gay sex?
>SNP get 50% of Scottish vote
>Get 95% of the seats
BRAVO SCOTLAND
Sara thought the sun would beat 1 trillion lions, I can't see much of a future for us if I'm honest.
>tfw shitposting on /qa/ right in front of hiro
>>60114695
No, with a guy who was hitting on me for about a week at uni.
>hiro and rosy are both reading this post
truly I am blessed and I walk among gods
>>60114633
Most Danish qts
>>60114619
Oh sorry, I'm not German so I forgot what the Deutschmark was lel. Pretty deece though good effort lad
/brit/ has pretty much ruined that /qa/ thread
never realised how many children post here
in south australia i was born
heave away haul away
south australia round cape horn
were bound for south australia
How's the alcoholism treating you lads these days? Just polished off my tenth beer of the day so far
>>60114747
what makes you think hiro is in here?
>>60114742
>an attractive girl on 4chan
lol nah
Hope hiro bans all generals on /int/ desu
>>60113905
I'm 23 and I've never owned a smartphone. I have a 6 year old iPod Touch that I can use with wifi and I use at work (where free wifi is provided).
It would be cool to have a HD camera / video camera with me wherever I go but I'm too much of a jew to shell out for a smartphone. Maybe some day.
I fuckin love Sara man
>teenagers wearing the tiniest of shorts in the sun
not sure i can survive the summer without becoming a nonce lads
>>60114752
back to reddo
>>60114752
took over the karen thread on /a/ as well
>never realised how many children post here
HE'S HERE
>>60114775
My first of the day. Would be more but I have a bus to Paris to catch soon. I'll miss the beer
>>60114791
decent phones only cost like £130 lad
>>60114797
>becoming
It's already 'became' at this point for you lad.
>>60114262
this 2bh
Now that I'm here baby show me a good time
>>60114834
wheres the fucken foam
>>60114789
Not attractive, dude was probably desparate, not that i care, i got sex
>>60114797
Depends on how teenage they are desu
>>60114797
Alternatively, don't be a Paedophile and get turned on by underage girls, not hard is it?
>>60114834
Why are you going to Paris
>>60114791
>It would be cool to have a HD camera / video camera with me wherever I go but I'm too much of a jew to shell out for a smartphone. Maybe some day.
Only Nexus and latest iPhone devices take nice pictures
HD 1080p video recording literally takes up all 64GB memory within a couple of minutes
>>60114837
I've considered buying a OnePlus X. I find it hard to say that I really 'need' it though.
>>60114865
Kek. It was there at the beginning lad don't worry. Bringing the drink down to a pitiful 300ml
>>60114569
Alright cheers
I have 40 grand, but obviously not going to spend most of it on a car when it's only my first car
How much should I looking to spend on my first car? Would probably only look to have it for up to 5 years, I was thinking like 2k but I'm guessing that's real low?
>not being a capitalist consumerist drone
idiot
Fallout 4 is everything I'd hoped it'd be
>>60114789
>girl
>>60114894
Samsung S7 has the best camera available plus expandable storage via microUSB up to 200GB+.
Checkmate iCucks.
>>60114804
it's not even good shitposting, it's just spastic shitposting
why do plebbitors and yanks so mad to remove flags on /pol/
makes it easier to filter through all the shitty countries like USA and Canada and their worthless opinions
>>60114891
Just feel like it
>>60114884
Tom Hammond
>>60114940
It's a lot of fun, also endearing
кapa
>caring about the latest smartphone
consumerist plebs
>it's a thick brown girls episode
Seen this episode before but I like it.
>>60114902
i went from ipod touch to oneplus x haha what a coincidence
>>60114902
Not sure I can trust the Chinese to deliver quality desu
Their phones are probably monitored by the Chinese government
Made a fake account on Plenty of Fish just so I could see what's in my area, and come across a girl I actually like the look of.. What do I do now? Message her from the dummy account or will I have to make a new one?
Need my student grant in, got communist literature to read.
took my mums old smartphone
never paid for one in my life
>>60114961
read your post again for the answer
Just fedora'd Hiro wahey, am I going to get banned?
BURN THEM ALL
60 (SIXTY) thousand pounds for stake on the chase
>>60115027
>smokes often
abort
>>60114950
I have an Android device
It doesn't matter if its 500,000MP, South Korean technology is shit and they have literally no clue what the consumer wants
iPhone/Nexus devices have the only decent DSLR-like cameras on the market
>microUSB
You mean microSD you idiot, and the majority of phones have that nowadays
Stop shilling for Samsung they are literally shit amateurs
>>60114928
PLS STOP
Hmmm
>couple people in my group go gym
>everyone takes the piss out of them for it
A cracker got told this Saturday, mate was picking up a chair and someone goes 'corr you got a license for them mate?' was some excellent banter.
Need more jokes like this if anyone has any.
Want to watch some Simpsons desu
>>60114979
Why would anyone ever make a dress like that?
>>60115091
she can smoke my willy often WAHAYYYYYY
>>smokes often
>abort
>>60114808
Because they're sad, lonely argumentative cunts. They feed off attention and quarrel, so when they get neither on their /pol/ hugbox parroting each other's views, they migrate elsewhere to seek their fix.
>>60115130
season 4-8 are the best but 2, 3 and 9 are worth watching too
anything else is tripe
suspicious package in copenhagen lads
it's probably nothing
>>60115073
>that production quality
lmao; looks Dr Who tier. Glad I dropped that shit after S2.
>>60115027
She probably gets 50 messages a day
>as long as you don't smoke we're good
>why do so many cute boys smoke urgh
heh, y-yeah...
>>60115122
>A cracker got told this Saturday,
are you black?
>>60115161
probably some lads xbox
>>60115117
*Australian perspective
Honestly one of the major themes of conversation in my family is how fucked in the head yanks are
>>60114520
literally an aids trap
/brit/a/in/ when
feeling an urge to betray my race with a thick mixed girl
>>60115161
that's some nice abs tho
I'M GOING TO MARRY ELLIN!
>>60115224
fONT
>>60115214
Not a very big fan of this post tbqh
reee house next door has kids living in it. the stunted little fuckers play in the garden consantly and make a right noise.
>>60115206
what was black about that statement?
>>60115176
Doesn't matter, have you seen the guys that have profiles on POF? Absolutely no competition for me whatsoever desu
Having a go
Pic related
>>60115245
no you're not though are you lad :L
start providing ig for these black girls pls
>>60115277
this
laugh my arse off every time i see this fucking image
just realised /qa/ is multiculturalism
>>60115280
Pmsl
never met a person from Surrey who wasn't an insufferably smug posh dickhead
>>60115267
FONT
fuming
>>60115274
you look ill
>>60115210
ah it all makes sense now
Failed automatic screening on tesco online application
>laugh my arse off every time i see this fucking image
Really liking the Bacon boy's contribution to this bread.
>>60115298
same lol
what was going on when this was took haha
>>60114252
>Rekorderlig
>bevvy
have to be over 18 to post here m8
Ring ring pussy it's the janny on the phone
>>60115224
>betraying your race
>by engaging in panspermia with all other nations of the world
>brown pussy not being what created empire and made britain great
>>60115311
>great BRITISH bake off
>paki shitskin in a fucking BURKA wins it
still livid. never supporting the BBC shitskin invasion propaganda machine again
>>60115298
got good face genetics too, what a wasteman hahaha
>>60115311
What's she hiding under there? that's a big head bulge
who /sniff hard as fuck when a girl walks by to smell her vagina/ here?
>>60115298
thanks for sharing
>>60115343
"Taken" not "took" you asinine oaf
>>60115122
I'd not seen someone for a while and when I saw them the other day they asked if I'd been permanently in the gym since they last saw me
top laughs all around, great chat
>>60115376
you sound shook
>>60115027
change the pics to your own
>>60115345
>a liquid drink is not a beverage
It tastes nice anyway, I'm not looking on getting smashed on a Monday mate
>"Taken" not "took" you asinine oaf
>12 seconds remaining
60k in the bin
>"Taken" not "took" you asinine oaf
not a fan of the way the world is going lads
luckily i'm a bit shielded by living in this racist country, but still.
>>60115364
good post
Puck up some light lager on the way back from work
>"Taken" not "took" you asinine oaf
>>60114998
Get your alien language out of here.
>>60115406
Ain't no such thing as half way crooks
>>60115432
SHE IS NOT FUCKING BRITISH
>>60115147
because it gives me a right old stiffy
>>60115412
Woman detected
>>60115311
>quintessentially British
How many of brit has got their referendum polling cards now?
who /only person holding me back is myself/ here?
Danelad tell me right NOW where you're getting all these 10/10 black girls from holy fucking shit muh dick.
>Tfw skinny white boy with blue eyes that no black girl will ever want
>>"Taken" not "took" you asinine oaf
>>60115364
>BURKA
Not a burqa.
want to die lads
>>60115462
its 2016
>>60115412
it's a beverage, not a bevvy
two different tings
>remembering that your penis has never been, and will never be, inside a vagina
>>60115512
pakis will never be british no matter how many years you wait
want to live lads
>>60115507
Rasheed.
Ah yes, proper English is roundly fedora'd. Good job, you cringeworthy little shits .
>>60115494
Won't get one, still be out of the country before the deadline and I don't live at the same address where I voted in the general election any more :(
>>60115280
Yes I am
>>60115364
>only white people are allowed to enter this competition. reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>pakis will never be british no matter how many years you wait
>>60115480
>>60115520
What defines a 'bevvy' then, enlighten me? What's the minimum percentage?
>>60115522
get a fleshlight
>>60115544
no idea what you're on about
>>60115499
the internet
black girls like white guys 2bh
how will muslims ever feel proud of your history, english lads. it's just impossible to make them feel national pride.
>Ah yes, proper English is roundly fedora'd. Good job, you cringeworthy little shits .
>>60115511
>>60115534
History of Australia in two posts
post your favourite, proper British person lads
>What defines a 'bevvy' then, enlighten me? What's the minimum percentage?
>>60115522
Don't know this feel if I'm quite honest with you
>>60115571
Rasheed.
>>60115580
Any recommended pornstars who are like these girls. Fuck me
>>60115561
Only british people should be eligible to enter the great BRITISH bake off.
>>60115494
Whole family got ours last week or maybe even the week before
last brown girl for now
i have to get some more brb
>>60115584
australia more like ausGAYlia am i rite
Alright you're pushing your luck now lads wise up
>>60115571
12.0% min
>Ah yes, proper English is roundly fedora'd
>Good job, you cringeworthy little shits .
>>60115655
all me
>>60115542
Tyrone.
>Ah yes, proper English is roundly fedora'd
>Good job, you cringeworthy little shits
off for a walk
>>60115586
englands brave Aljaž Bedene
>how will muslims ever feel proud of your history, english lads. it's just impossible to make them feel national pride.
Can mixed racers be blonde, what about ginger
pakis are a major issue
>canada
>>60115602
anya ivy
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS HAHHAHAHAHA
>>>/a/142198847
poltards everyone
>>60115701
they genuinely are desu. It's so much nicer when I'm back from uni and everyone is white
Black pussy is soo fucking good. No matter how many times I try, I can't pull out. I just fuck faster and faster until I jizz deep inside. Girls hate it obviously but cream pies feel too good especially when it's a black pussy. The darker and ghettoes the better
>>60115586
I really like Mo. He shouldn't be shat on here. He flies our flag and represents out sporting culture on the big stage.
accidentally inhaled a bit of beer
Is there anything better than shower sex lads?
>>60115686
truly, one of the elite fedora pics
>I really like Mo. He shouldn't be shat on here. He flies our flag and represents out sporting culture on the big stage.
>australia more like ausGAYlia am i rite
>>60115759
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>>60115687
off the cliff haha
>>60115704
>>60115747
haitiANUS faggot
It's like you people don't even know how shit British cities were when they were white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW0AhWoHP0w
blows my fucking mind why phil collins is on this track. what a weird collab
>>60115612
She's a British national. So even by your fucking retarding qualification criteria based on the show's title, she's eligible.
>>60115759
Just had a tug in the shower?
>>60115801
Rasheed.
>>60115687
Let us know how it goes lad
>>60115749
true tbf, I just wanted to bait some rorkes
>>60115798
NOT ME
i have no affiliation with haiti
List of interesting shite that's happened to me this week
>was blowing up a tyre and it exploded, thought I died for a second
>saw my mate's new house
>got kicked out a club in stroud
>had a fight in a thorn bush
>started watching Peaky Blinders
>cut my finger open on some broken glass
>built a greenhouse
>learnt how to use a knapsack spray
>learnt how to use one of them Cat pipe finder things
>that new episode of Top Gear
le doping nigger truly is the embodiment of what it means to be british
>It's like you people don't even know how shit British cities were when they were white
need muslims to blow themselves up more so countries can finally address the problem
Lad in the /qa/ thread is posing a genuine question
"Why do you need to quote someone when fedoraposting"
>>60115816
>>60115832
>>60115839
3 extra flags for g0d!
>>60115832
My name is actually Marmaduke.
>>60115848
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>>60115801
>paki
>british
pick one and ONLY one.
>>60115759
Wish I knew. Suggested it to a girl in a jokey manner but I was in a rush to get to the airport in time so she was like next time we're together... Never saw her again
>>60115816
Via my girl's vagina
>>60115848
sounds interesting really
man I wanna fuck that sexy skinny bitch nut on her belly and put it back in for a cream pie. sexy ass.
>tfw not a DJ
>>60115936
it's not very difficult
>>60115893
I think she picked British 2bh
You guys would be surprised how many black girls prefer white guys. Such as myself
>>60115934
This was a shit meme and died a rightly death. Don't resurrect it you sperg
>>60115969
how could i get 3 extraflags?
>>60115886
>>60115934
admit it lads
you love normies posting here, nobody wants to be surrounded completely by a bunch of stay at home autists.
>>60115928
>>60115976
so when are you going to post scat again?
>>60115976
pics x
Picking her up and ravaging her in the kitchen is incredible. The wimps I dated couldn't lift anything, so no fun for me like that buff Black giant cock man.
*wonders why thread quality has gone to shit*
*glances at watch*
ahh... it's normie time
old mate just died lads
:/
>>60115990
>This was a shit meme and died a rightly death
"Rightfully died a death" or just "died rightfully"
>>60115991
be you'reself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61t4N-JqBV4
look how advanced games are nowadays
imagine showing this to your grandparents
want to become one of those people who wears sunglasses all the time, even at inappropriate times
>tfw dick gets hard whenever I hear the Game of Thrones theme
Today I saw a beautiful white, married couple walking down the street..... In between them was a really cute, mixed race little boy holding their hands. As I passed I heard the little boy calling the man...... "Daddy!" It's something that you see quite a bit these days, and you only have to watch this video to know why don't you?
>>60114252
>He drinks drinks made for teenage girls
>*glances at watch*
>>60115976
post ur girly dick
>>60116019
this tbqh
loud and arrogant creatures, ruin everything they touch
>>60116036
Haha
>>60116042
Whatever m8 u know what I mean
>>60116019
just wait for the next call to prayer the threads get a little bit better after that
>>60115893
She's a British national, born here, grew up here, educated here, worked here.
Did she beat you in the final, faggot?
>>60116019
Its always best when their asleep or working. Also around the time school is on as well is when best.
>>60116057
blind?
>>60116102
The arrogant ones are the ones telling people to FUCK OFF just because they talk about something they don't like. Like they own /Brit/. Pure arrogance and twattery
>Why do you need to quote someone when fedoraposting
>>60116199
no surprise the german is this passive to those invading his general
mirrors a certain other invasion of his borders
>>60116080
>its for girls if it has good taste
Kill yourself
>>60116450
>Norwegians can't drink beer
>>60115367
That grill is gonna train that dog to fuck her, there's no other reason for grills to get big dog breeds.
>>60116871
>Being this unattractive irl
![91e78eede3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mNNxIpk.jpg "91e78eede3[1]")
