>be an exchange student in Burgerland
>use tinder because want to ficki ficki
>match with a 9/10, meet her at a Starbucks
>she shows me around her campus, we end up at her dorm
>things are getting closer to ficki time
>"Y-you have nice pa-paintings on the wall" I mumble
>"I really love your accent, anon" she says with a flirty smile
>mfw
>>60113450
I have never heard someone compliment a Finnish accent
>>60113450
Continue...
Did you smash?
How did she react to your uncut benis?
VELKAM TU FINLENT
american girls don't date asian guys
>>60113529
He's narrating it in real time, check back in a minute.
>>60113450
american girls are all sluts.
just drop the small talk and push your penis into her mouth.
t. 27y old virgin neet
>>60113471
Maybe she liked the weirdly deep voice Finnish men sometimes have
>>60113471
LAKUPIIPPU, SAATANA PERKELE
SUOMI MAINITTU TORILLA TAVATAAN
>>60113471
I have seen a Finnish trying to speak Portuguese and they usually sound a bit er.. er.. retarded or like someone that had a stroke, don't take offense pls - I love you all
>>60113535
She said she never had sex with an uncut guy before. Once we got to ficki time she lubed teh dick first and then put on the condom, but we had smoked some pot before that so I gave her that, plus the confusion of seeing an uncut dick
>>60113450
>"I really love your accent, anon" she says with a flirty smile
Miksi sinä puhut hevonpaska?
>>60113774
Näin tapahtui 100%, burgerihomo
>>60113572
go on and do that and see if you don't pull back a bloody nub and get shot by her dad after you get out the hospital
>>60113529
We did smash, and it was glorious. I imagined the vikings of Finland back in the day when they sailed to Burgerland and impregnated only the most beautiful burgergirls
>>60113450
ANYTHING is better than a North American accent. I met a black South African from Johannesberg yesterday and I got jealous of his cool accent.
North America is the same annoying accent from coast to coast to coast.
>>60113816
Kivat sulle, mongolikaverini.
>>60113450
Why is it so many Fins cheer for Anaheim? Was it cause of Selanne?
>>60114238
Southern yank accents are pretty nice.
thigns that never happened for 500.
>>60114438
Yes. Selänne is every little boy's hero
>>60114557
I wish we weren't on 4chin so I could show you all the images of that night
>>60114680
I appreciate it anon. American girls are indeed very friendly. It's like they have the anchor built into them, somehow. They're simply MADE for getting the foreigner cock inside them.
>>60114680
Black out the faces
>>60114725
Could say the same about Finnish women. It's like trying out foods from other cultures - Finns have no shame in tasting strange cock
>>60114885
It can't be compared desu. Nordic girls are way more reserved. Granted American women won't literally jump on your cock on sight but it's pretty close.
>>60114661
How did the Perry hit on Laine effect Fins loving the ducks?
>>60115636
Portuguese women*
>>60114351
Opettele puhumaan tai älä puhu ollenkaan vitun burgeri
are you gonna marry her and make an honest woman out of her now
>>60115636
To some degree, but there's a lot of variation. For example, English women are much more likely to fuck strangers in a one off no strings attached sexual scenario than Italian women, in my experience.
>>60116329
Who are you responding to? Summerfag pls go
>>60115636
>All women are like this desu
They aren't.
Can confirm about Finnish girls though. One literally sucked my cock last Thursday after writing on Jodel (location based text board for student campuses):
>First to reply I suck cock
>t. Finnish girl,
And then she did.
>>60115496
No, I don't think it did. It's just a team that people say they support when asked. People actually watching hockey probably have less-meme-ish favorite teams.
>>60116608
That was me.
Btw, I'm not a girl.
>>60116433
The less catholic, the sluttier
>>60113559
t. ahmed mohammed
>>60115636
This. Women like exotic guys no matter where they are from, and as long as they're handsome.
>>60119764
>The less catholic, the sluttier
I'm Catholic and this couldn't be more wrong
>>60113471
American girls will love any accent that doesn't come from their continent.
>>60113450
>"i sniff vagina"
>sniff sniff
>"very good"
>>60123488
This gif is you.
>>60123699
>>>/9gag/
>>60123934
I found it on google p-p-please don't behead me Mr.Sanchez I promise I-i-i-i won't do it again.
>>60113450
She probably fucked 3 other guys that day
