Do non native English speakers even realise half the shit they are saying on this site? Like, a lot of it imagine comes from witnessing context, and honestly, 1/2 the shit they post barely makes sense at all
Not saying i'm a prize in my second language either, far from it, but I'm flat out trying to understand 30% of the gibberish that's written in this hellhole
Any other /eternal/ anglos have this problem?
Any non native English speakers care to shed some light?
ı fucket you are mam and you happenet
>>60098288
How many of your friends are fluent in their secondary languages ?
ı fucket you are mam and you happenet
>>60098346
3/14 of my close friends speak a second language, only 1/3 of those are fluent. But I already addressed this in the OP. I understand it's a second language, but so many of the people here seem like they are competent enough to write English at a much higher level and instead it comes out like
>>60098316
>>60098395
(epic)
Like mid way through a normal conversation
So many posters here don't realise how close they are to being Japanese tier English writing abilities
ok
>>60098288
ayy lmao focked a dog end ur happen
>>60098288
Australia please bully no ok
>>60098288
I understand. aussies are too stupid to understand their own languages and i can't help it at all. feels sorry m8.
>>60098288
You're probably not very smart if you only understand 30% of what is said here.
> all these insecure 3rd worlders lumbering out of the woods like a pack of starved trolls
glorious
i speak good english, do you speak good english OP?
there is no way you can't understand the foreigners
unless you really aren't trying which is not surprising given how elitist english speakers can be
My English is perfect, both in pronounce and grammer.
Fuck off chink
>he speaks only one language
HA
The grammar nazi meme scared everyone away who pointed out mistakes on the internet.
How old are you? Do you know what the internet was like until 10 years ago? People actually cared about proper spelling/grammar/punctuation.
Retards feeling offended for getting their mistakes pointed out ruined everything.
I write good, not bad. Thanks Finland education. Fugg you OP!
>>60098288
Too right, mate, we can't speak Engrish for shit
>>60098288
Juu dount rili get tu komplein abaut enivans sekönd längvits, if juur oun sekönd längvits isnt tät guud iithör.
>>60098288
What is your second language, OP?
Iktf sometimes I have a hard time understanding Australians
>>60098288
I swear to god, so many native speakers make the same mistake, mostly Americans: "would of"
What the shit is that? Are you mentally retarded?
>>60098918
Nais, sims laik Finnish häs de seim pronansieishen ruls as dshörmän
>>60098968
a meme
>>60098991
Tänk juu veri mats, häv ö nais dei!
>>60098950
Holy fuck, is this real?
It probably is and I blame abos.
Japanese Engrish is the true English. Others are shit.
Fakk juu ou pii. Mai engles is veri guut
>>60098288
you aren't a prize in your first language either
>>60099037
>country full of white people is less literate than countries full of browns
>I blame the abos
>>60098968
That's not fair to say.
They learn English through hearing and speaking and hear would've all the time.
We have it easier in that regard, because we first learn to write it and (at least where I went to school) aren't allowed to shorten would have for the first few years.
>>60098288
Why are you on an international message board if you hate reading foreigners' posts?
Are you sure it's not your abo brain having a hard time comprehending the English language?
>>60098288
YO NO HABLAR TU IDIOMA
Do native English Speakers have a clue?
most people think I'm a native speaker, but sometimes my pronunciation of certain words gives me away.
I think you are just dumb desu OP. I will pray for you that they will find a cure of autism.
> itt illieterite no English speakers
get around me you bad speaking plebs
>>60098288
I call bullshit, if there were no flags on here, you would not be able to recognize who is a native English speaker and who isn't. To say it barely makes sense is also bullshit, even when Japs say something in the most broken English ever, you can still make sense of it if you give it a shot and not just go "fucking Japs, learn English ffs!"
>>60100380
nice try Croatia but ur English is terrible
any other anglos expereince trouble with Croatians and their English skills??
>>60100451
Good thing you just told me this is a bait thread, so I can hide it as soon as I close this tab
You could understand them even if they use broken english. I don't understand whats the problem.
>>60098288
I can prettymuch understand any post on this site.
You just might be dumb.
it fills me with unabridged joy when japanese people post
>>60098288
>Any other /eternal/ anglos have this problem?
You're a Celt cunt in denial. Embrace your roots. We're all northern Europeans, except the Finns. They're white chinkers.
>>60098991
I liek tis veri muts, siims vii mikht pii aible too fool eternal anglos vit our spiikin sins tey aar veri dump
>this level of shitposting
Why Europeans get mad when they get told their English is bad?
>>60100684
Because our english is very well!
>>60100645
suk mai litle palls pits änd ääs nikka
>>60100674
> Latvia is onto me
gif related
If anything, I find native speakers of English harder to understand than non-native speakers.
It's probably the accents.
guys I have a confession to make
sometimes I quote foreigners here on /int/ and tell them they "might want to brush up on their english" even though they write fluently just to make them feel insecure
I'm sorry
>>60100723
You're proud of being fucking Mongolians and superior and shit usually. Jesus..
Sorry la.
>>60100773
I know the usage of "u" confuses Americans, but I never thought it's this bad.
>>60100773
tät just maiks juu luuk liek än ääspurker teebeehoo
>>60098288
Your english is not that great. Are you a native speaker ? My first language is english and I speak 7 others. I was born in Idaho in 1948 but moved to France with my parents when I was 8. I speak perfect french no with no discernable accent. I was drafted in 69 and sent to Vietnam shortlty thereafter. I was captured there and held prisoner in a camp for 6 months. That's where I learned vietnamese. When I came back from the war, I lived in a social housing near Paris with Polish immigrants who spoke both polish and german. I picked up both languages during that time. I went back to the US in the early 90s where I met my wife who is korean and taught me her native language.
The way you wrote your OP makes me thing you are not a native speaker of english and were just going for a bait thread. In that case you got me.
>>60100844
wat te fakk juu seid? I fakk joor mam
>>60100844
ai fak yoor mum in ti ääs meit
>>60100874
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>60100773
Have you an assburger's? Burger'ses yes, but assburgererses?? Mabby yes!
>>60100894
Dutch?
I only know a few Dutch words lad sorry.
gabber, haardcore and weed, but that's universal really so two words.
>>60100947
>i have this movie on VHS
>>60100874
4chan user born in 1948??? is he serious?
Whatever it is true or not It reminds me david bowie. im listening golden years
>>60100993
shud de fug ub :DD
>>60098288
>Like, a lot of it imagine comes from witnessing context, and honestly, 1/2 the shit they post barely makes sense at all
>Like, a lot of it imagine comes from witnessing context
subarashi eigo australia-chan
>>60098825
>implying
Writing like a retard was the pinnacle of 4chan humor 15 years ago.
>>60100993
HOLLANTI
>>60101146
I hardly encounter the stuff you talk about.
I hope this is not all the Australian shitposting has in store.
>>60101229
Have you an hurt of the butt :D
>>60101130
My son introduced me to 4chan years ago. I just browse /int/ and /pol/.
Now comes the monkey out of the sleeve
OOK
>>60101294
> 75 replies
I think I'm doing alright for myself tbqhwyf (to be quite honest with you familia)
>>60098288
It's a market demand i believe. There are almost no chance to get a proper job with a high salary in most countries without knowing the English or even another one foreign language in additional.
>>60101579
Elders playing internet are cool.
I trained my english to a very high level in when I worked in the US for 8 months. Also this place gave me quite a boost. now I'm in Spain learning spanish and hang around the spanish threads once in a while, I think it helps.
>>60098288
ur very molest and stupid
>>60098714
i spek gud onglishes
>>60098825
>Do you know what the internet was like until 10 years ago? People actually cared about proper spelling/grammar/punctuation.
Are you fucking kidding? People would unironically use leetspeak 10 years ago
>IMPLYING New Zealandic English isn't just a devolved form of English with some loanwords from Maori.
>>60102621
(Same for Australian English.)
> light ironic banterering
> 84 replies
noice
insecure europoors
>>60102880
o WOW now u pull the inroy card? what a fag
ps I'm replying to myself atm
run at me europ beans
>>60102915
>>60102880
all not me
>>60098288
A Canadian told me I have better grammar and vocabulary than many native speakers although I still have a noticeable accent.
>>60101178
>>60102564
I wasn't talking about writing wrong in a joking way. Nowadays even on serious websites nobody corrects you.
>>60100844
*Mongols
I can't believe you talk your native tongue this bad
>>60102880
>haha people replied even though my post wasn't serious xDD
Most of these posts are like that, newfag.
>>60103804
*speak
How ironic
>>60098288
Even I understand more than 50%. You must be retarded.
what a bad thread, really makes you think
>>60098825
>CAN I HAZ SUM BISQUITZ CAT LMAO
>t. 2005 - 2010 web
Anglos and Europoors are pretty bad at English. This is why we always find it trouble to communicate with them.
>>60098918
Ai si finnish lengueidzh hes samvuat similer ruls of pronaunsieishn tu rashn, not kvait ze seim bat still veri clous. Zet's veri surpraising tu mi.
>>60098417
Intended shitposting is different than incompetent posting. Also, are you a native English speaker? Your sentences could be simpler and more direct, it's hard to get exactly what you mean
>>60104324
Siims tu mii tät viir on ti vörts of krieiting ö nyy länhvits for tis imitsboord
>>60098288
i kangarooed a vegemite and Ostrich happened.
>>60098798
That should be pronunciation. In pronounce makes no sense.
