You wake up in Scotland
Shit, I was aiming for Easter Island.
I knew I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque.
where is sun
>>60083824
I immediately go to Edinburgh because it's one of the coolest places I've ever been
>>60084100
this. Wish I had money to go back.
Courtesy of a Scotbro
>>60084225
Jack?
I do this every morning
I'm thinking of going hiking in Scotland.
Can any Scott tell me if the Great Glen way is a good trail? Or should I consider some less known ones?
>>60083824
Coastlines of the british isles are pretty neat.
>>60084359
Literally absolutely nothing to do or so see in Inverness, ranked higher than Aberdeen, funny map my friend.
>>60083824
Yea, I can wear a skirt without danger of being raped.
>>60084903
didn't know russian women could be raped i always thought they were strong
>>60084680
Got for it. Make sure you go through Glen Coe, it's the best glen.
>>60083824
>Go to nearest Liquor Store
>Buy a Bottle of pic related
>Drink it in one go
>See where I wake up next
>>60084359
Can confirm :- Stay away from Aberdeen and Scumdee.
>>60085298
You know the score...
>>60083824
SHE NERVOUSLY UNDRESSED
IN THE DANCING BEAMS OF THE FIDRA LIGHTHOUSE
https://youtu.be/D-qbFee8VPU?t=197
What a song, m80s.
get a scot gf
>>60085592
>you know nothing Jon Snow
>>60083824
>Get fish n chips and a deep friend mars bar
>Shag some slag behind the chippy dumpster who was back there peeing and too drunk not to notice i'm not her boyfriend
>Pub crawl
>Somehow end up in some strange girls flat in the morning
>Sneak out early
>Enjoy some fresh air
>Go home with positive memories of Scotland.
>>60084981
Thanks m8
If you don't have a currently standing castle associated with your surname then get the fuck out my thread.
>>60086131
My surname is Scottish but it triggered other Scots in Scotland. Not even a muh heritage fag.
>>60085950
They say if you want to see Scotland then you do the West Highland way. It's awesome
>>60086197
why would it trigger Scots?
>>60086511
Still haven't gotten an answer. It's Campbell
>>60086511
Because he told everyone his last name is Scottish without them asking.
>Nice weather today hardly any rain
>Yes, its a lovely day
>Oh you're a Canadian?
>Yes, my name is Scottish by the way
>Uhh ok...
>>60086755
Masacre of Glen Coe. Even I know that.
Campbells sided with the Crown and killed their sheep shagger papist neighbors for keks.
McDonalds are still butt hurt about it.
>>60083824
Buy clan kilt, buy claymore, hop over to Ireland, buy a AK, buy a pint.
>>60085592
I've met her Grandfather. Lord Arbuthnot. She's literally nobility.
>>60086864
Based Russia.
