>be American
>everybody claps
>in the line for the plane in airport
>TSA fuck my ass with a stick
>everybody claps
>tips
>get pickpocket
>forget to tip
>get shot
>everybody claps
>have to pay $590,000 + tips in medical fees
>everybody claps
>go home
>shot again
>everybody claps
>>60043864
Nice cringepost
>>60043864
*cringes*
>Americans applaud after movies
just forget about us, you will have a more enjoyable life
>>60043864
>be french
>get shot
>>60043864
>be French
>live a perfect life and be the envy of the world
I failed in life.
>be french
>hon hon
Best thread I've ever seen
HON HON HON
>>60043864
>be French
>hate whites
>>60043991
I am not joking. I failed in life. Why was not I born there? I will never know.
Maybe I can move there and hope to integrate, that is my goal.
>>60044029
>be Japaneses
>>60043972
>be French
>>60044090
at least we don't have a Florida
>>60043864
>Be French
>Be the Greatest Ally of all time
>>60044107
>at least we don't have an area full of beautiful beaches, ecological diversity, and money
>>60044731
t-thanks for sticking up with us
>>60044107
But we have the French riviera
>>60043948
I've only experienced it two or three times, and each time it was an indie film at an art theater. I've never heard applause at the end of a Hollywood movie in a normal theater.
One of the movies people applauded was Mon Oncle, btw.
>>60044107
I live here and I want to remove the state.
>>60044815
I actually like Florida, biology is cool and Disney World kicks ass
>be american
>go home after a hard day's work and watch some tv to relax
>it's all in spanish
>>60045224
>be english
>go home after a hard day's work and watch some tv to relax
>it's all in arabic
