British documentariesBBC ''When animals attack!'' Except the

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British documentaries
>BBC
>''When animals attack!'' Except the animal violence is censored because it's too graphic.
>Sharp objects like spoons are censored or cut out completely
>British narrator drones on in a attempt to put audience to sleep so they feel less pissed about wasting time watching the show
>''Welll ugh as you see here.....um is a fruit fly. We can't show you it's dead body but we can show you where it's been, this rotting piece of pork that is censored as to not offend our muslim viewers

American documentaries
>OWWWWWWWWWW IT'S FUCKING BITING ME
>Cue rock music
>Attempt to make something dull interesting using lights and music and jokes
>''Does giant ass fucking squids live in the bottom of the ocean? let's talk about what a squid is for an hour before we show you a tentacle and cliffhang you''.
>MERMAIDS ARE FUCKING REAL AND WE FOUND PROOF(50 MINUTES LATER) Oh btw this was all fake none of the doctors here are doctors, thanks for viewing though.

Australian documentaries
>Here is a rare and dangerous animal, let's see if we can get closer to it.
>Even though these things want to rip your guts out, they are kind of cute I guess
>Also don't forget to Kill frogs.

Are there Any good animal documentaries /int/