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(Currently Playing) Warcraft III edition.
Invited: Everyone but Russians. Fuck Russians.
>>60038360
>Invited: Everyone but Russians Fuck Russians.
OP is a fag, do not listen him
no commies allowed
no commies
who /overwatch/ here?
>>60038547
anime and duolingo """"tb.h"""
>>60038585
rude
>>60038547
not me because I can't pay 60 dollars for a game that looks like it should cost 20 dollars. no reason to pay that much for an online only game with microtransactions.
>>60038595
wow what a poorfag
south brazil is white desu
>tfw sunburned to hell
>>60038625
saving money is how you stay rich my mocha skinned friend.
>>60038638
Hello orange
>>60038638
I might get a sunburn from all these GODDAMN FIREWORKS
Why is everyone blowing their load so early? July is 2 months away ffs.
>>60038547
Hello
>>60038595
>Paying $60 for a $40 game
There's your first problem
>No reason to pay that much for an online only game with microtransactions
Here's a hint: Don't pay for microtransactions
>>60038638
This is your punishment for going outside
>>60038697
I'm not paying for microtransactions. that wasn't even my point.
>>60038360
No Canada.
>>60038638
>>>>>>>>>
C'mon cranky! take it to the fridge!
>>60038759
SO THEYRE FINALLY HERE
>>60038759
Man what did they do to that monkey. she was a little girl in dkc. do we really need to sexualize animals too?
>>60038759
me on the left
At McDonald's what do i order
3 junior chickens? I have about 6 bux
>>60038917
Big Mac, quarter pounder with cheese, large fries, and a mcflurry
Hello friends
lads!
>>60039028
Is that you? you look cool man
Good night friends. I'll miss you guys..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFOFCi1uVYk
>florida
>>60038972
GOLLY GOSH WHATS UP?
>>60039195
NOTHING HAHAHA
>be me
>alone at the mall to look for some DVD
>walk past a 8/10 qt and for some reason randomly smile at her and not pull apart aye contact like an autist
>her friend catches me at Mixup asking for my number for her
Feels good. We're all going to make it bros.
>>60038709
Fair enough
I wont make this mistake again I assure you
>tfw libertarian
>tfw tonight's debate
>>60039648
>2016
>being libertarian
>>60039469
Smooth as hell, Don Juan
>I'm a libertarian
>>60039671
>>60039695
Don't hammer it in
At this point i just want to kill myself 2bh
dicks?
>tfw librarian
>tfw tonights debate
>>60038360
Russians>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Canadians
>>60039888
Pinkos >>>/out/
>>60039671
Kill me
the rest of yall know when i durn to yah
>>60038992
Here he come
>>60039952
What the fuck? I did not mean to post that.
OH Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
GET COMFY WITH US
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
JOIN M80S
>>60040018
whats going on in there
>>60038917
2 for 5 bic mac with bacon and chicken nuggers
>>60039888
Objectively incorrect. I implore you to delete this terrible post.
yeh yeh
>>60040033
Watching Ed, Edd, and Eddy
>>60040051
Is this some /r9k/ stream? Fuck that shit.
how many rivers does the city you live in have?
>>60040127
2
delaware and the feather-headed-indian named one
/cum/ enter now
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
>>60040127
The whole Sinaloa state has eleven rivers flowing through
Beat that one
>>60040169
city=/=state
and we don't count blood rivers
just ate a torta lads
>Tfw everybody started using tfw instead of mfw because they're too lazy to find a picture and other anons patronize you if you post >mfw without a picture
>>60040461
>tfw someone cares this much about someone typing out >tfw or >mfw on a taiwanese hieroglyphics forum
>>60040437
Good lad
>>60040520
Just stfu twat
>>60040461
>mfw this lazy asshole can't be bothered to find an accurate represenation of his face so he uses >tfw instead and ironically complains that people are too lazy to use >mfw
>grade 8 (old story)
>in classroom
>see girl getting picked on by two boys
>walk over and "hey, l-leave her alone"
>she turns
>looks at me and rolls her eyes, "oh god"
>they all laugh at me
I'm a white Anglo Latino American
How should I feel?
>>60040677
CHI
>>60040686
CA
(venezuelan 2bh)
Hello, friends. I hope you are having a wonderful evening.
>>60040699
ahahahaha el mierdazolANO
>>60040654
That's the kind of memory that suddenly gets lodged into your mind while you laying down in bed. It's the kind of memory that makes you convulse, cringe, and yelp out a curse word, not complete engulfed under your breath but not discernible to anyone that might be near by.
I hate those memories desu
Clearing out my vidya backlog desu lads.
>>60040831
I had a shit load of bad memories with elementary. Probably what made me such an introvert.
>>60040827
porfa no haces esto
/cum/? more like shit lol
>>60040927
FUCK OFF TEXAS
now i am a nazi
>>60040927
awfully rude of you, texas
>>60040699
Are you the venezuelan from lat?
>>60038547
>tfw none of mine friends has it
I just want to play Reinhardt and enjoy the game 2bh
>>60040927
Me too
>>60040964
fracasado
>>60040964
No, but I've heard of him.
>>60040944
>console shooter
>>60040980
Alright. Are you also living in FL?
>>60040944
Are people still into Pokemon? I remember in sixth grade I got the first Pokemon for Gameboy color. I found out about vaginas shortly after.
>>60040991
>>60041035
haahaha you are jealous of me, because i am a national socialist and a poke fan
>>60041033
fracasado
>>60040798
that's a rare regional if i ever saw one
(nunavut for the plebs without the addon)
Just realized I'm in love with a girl.
Is it still year of the gf?
27 anios........................
>>60040944
i could post that pic, but i wont
>some autists claim that marijuana can cure 90% of the diseases buy the pharmaceutical companies prevent any research on the matter
>Ask them for sources on that claim and explain politely that the companies are an essential part of today's economy as they provide thousands of jobs nation wide
>"OMG ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? LIKE EDUCATE YOURSELF, YOU SHEEP!"
>"wut? You still haven't provided any legitimate proof and back up to your claim"
>"NO, YOU BSCK UP YOUR CLAIMS IF NOT THEN YOU ARE WRONG!"
>"But I'm the one that asked you for any legitimate source that proves your point"
>"YOU ARE PART OF THR SYSTEM AND THE PROBLEM! LIKE, EDUCATE YOURSELF! IT IS A REAL CONSPIRACY, LIKE CHEM TRAILS!"
> . . .
I hate Bernie supporters so much
>>60041053
No way, Austin maybe?. I lived in Houston for some time and used to go to Austin occasionally . I remember meeting a good amount of venezuelans there some reason.
>>60041059
I was just reminiscing. I remember running home after school so I didn't miss the new episode.
>>60041138
hjahahah you are lying
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that wouldn't fuck this
wow some of y'all are pretty gay
>>60041091
the year is whatever you make of it, friend. best of luck to your new love.
I saw a bumper sticker today in my small town in Québec that said "Trump pour premier ministre" which is "Trump for Prime Minister." I should have took a picture.
>>60041162
There you go reminding me I'm stupid
>tfw people remember shit off the top of their head and I have to study the shit over and over
Even if I do learn another language, I'll forget it.
>>60041152
yeah, i only fuck milfs, bruh
>>60041270
>>60041270
Dude looks like a fat Dwayne Johnson lmao
>>60041149
Nah I'm from near Houston. Also yeah, for some reason there are lots of Venezuelans who live here
>>60041270
>>60041270
>>60041250
what do you mean? was I misquoted?
>runs from orgy
*waits for you to post something*
>>60041494
*posts at u*
Reminder that I have ruined the reputation of the great state of South Dakota
>>60041516
>>60041568
*stares at your posts*
nice
>>60041614
>great
>>60041627
don't stare it my posts lad it makes me uncomfortable
>>60041152
Over nine? Not fine
>>60041709
Yes.
>>60041735
Hey Jagpal you still gonna stream a movie for us some time?
>>60041633
The Greater Dakota at the very least
south dakota is worst dakota
>>60041757
>tfw boatload of movies I could stream but shitty internet
my anti-marxists friends are awesome :)
>>60041856
Me on the left :^B
>>60041856
I wish that was me on the left. I wouldn't hang out with fuckbois tho
>>60041902
>>60041929
thanks to them i understand that communism is kancer and kills :p
Why don't mexicans like titties?
>>60041856
Girl looks like a jew
>>60041958
they are both jewish
Hello, Canafriends.
>>60041958
>>60041974
and ironically both of them have posted on /pol/
>>60041982
what is this new meme? been away from /int/ for a few days.
>>60038638
>tfw so pale have to avoid the sun like Nosferatu
>>60041982
Shouldn't america be black? fuck outta here.
>>60041997
that's an old ass maymay they just started making new ones for some reason
>>60042000
Hello, my fellow ginger.
>>60042006
I think the Canadian is just a pale white girl desu.
>>60042006
trump is going to get rid of the blacks
>>60042006
The Colt Single Action Army.
Six bullets.
More than enough to delet this.
Fake syrup tastes so fucking shitty and watery desu. Ruined my pancakes.
>>60042071
>buying mrs butterworth's
shig
>>60038360
>Warcraft III
Top tier taste, anon.
>>60042070
That post was...pretty bad...
*deletes arm*
>>60042127
is that you, okie?
>>60042127
is that you anon?
>>60042141
It wasn't that bad.
*creates arm and puts your it back on you*
hello :-)
can one of you guys buy me a ps4 pls?
>>60042299
sent ;)
>>60042299
but anon, the ps4 has no games
>>60042149
>>60042173
No friendos, I am not that Okie you guys were wondering about being dead or not. I have no idea who he is, but I'm just another Okie who just installed localized flags.
>>60041950
Ass is better
this is the most beautiful thing I've listened to in my life and you should listen to it too
In the summertime
When the weather is hot
You can stretch right up
And touch the sky
Who /KarlFranz/ here?
Everything I buy is from LL Bean or Brooks Brother. Does this make me a yuppie?
>>60042454
I listen to that song even once and that stupid backbeat is stuck in my head for a week
hate being financially dependent on my parents
its awful
>>60042667
my parents stopped paying for everything besides food when i was 13
they cut me off completely and let me keep my room at 16
they kicked me out at 18
i wish i could be financially dependent on them
>>60042724
ok yea I obviously take it for granted in that aspect but i feel like a leech sometimes.
I know it aint so bad though
>>60042731
good post
>>60042757
thanks tovarisha)))
dos velas
Just started my simpsons still folder with a UNA sub folder for lat memes
FUCK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksYBQZ_jqFY
>>60042881
>get to the part where they scream OH MY GOD
>thunder storm immediately starts outside
too spooky
also this video is too fucking spooky, it's perfect, like a movie
>>60042127
Thanks ffam.
I completely suck at it so far. IDK how the enemy easy bot has so many soldiers so early.
so fkin ded srsly guys
I hate when I try to talk to a customer at work who doesn't speak English and they just fucking stare at me like an autistic child
They don't tell me that they don't understand (as best they can), they don't ask their friends/family members to translate, they don't even do so much as a shrug, they just fucking keep staring at me without saying a word until I give up trying and go away
I mean really, who the fuck does that? It's so fucking annoying.
>>60043250
too busy comfy trucking
>>60043329
hahahahah
Sorry fell asleep
>take a small baggy that would normally be used for drugs
>put crushed up glass and some chemicals in it to make it look like heroin
>put them all over my city
Just doing what I can to make America great again buds
>>60038360
I wanna play WC3 with u anon.
https://youtu.be/4zLfCnGVeL4
som1 post good sad songs so I can replace my anger with sadness
>>60043455
I don't know what you find sad
https://youtu.be/ln4NLzaM5wU
>>60043542
>I don't know what you find sad
my life
>Gilles' bodyservant Étienne Corrillaut, known as Poitou, was an accomplice in many of the crimes and testified that his master stripped the child naked and hung him with ropes from a hook to prevent him from crying out, then masturbated upon the child's belly or thighs. If the victim was a boy he would touch his genitals (particularly testicles) and buttocks.Taking the victim down, Rais comforted the child and assured him he only wanted to play with him. Gilles then either killed the child himself or had the child killed by his cousin Gilles de Sillé, Poitou or another bodyservant called Henriet. The victims were killed by decapitation, cutting of their throats, dismemberment, or breaking of their necks with a stick. A short, thick, double-edged sword called a braquemard was kept at hand for the murders. Poitou further testified that Rais sometimes abused the victims (whether boys or girls) before wounding them and at other times after the victim had been slashed in the throat or decapitated. According to Poitou, Rais disdained the victim's sexual organs, and took "infinitely more pleasure in debauching himself in this manner ... than in using their natural orifice, in the normal manner."
>In his own confession, Gilles testified that “when the said children were dead, he kissed them and those who had the most handsome limbs and heads he held up to admire them, and had their bodies cruelly cut open and took delight at the sight of their inner organs; and very often when the children were dying he sat on their stomachs and took pleasure in seeing them die and laughed”.
wew
>>60043561
Yeah I know how it goes. I hope things get better for ya.
https://youtu.be/X_I4wtNPv5w
fucking nailed it
>>60043337
>not comfy flying
enjoy the traffic bud
>>60043698
>small window to see out from
>dials and displays out the wazoo instead of comfy scenery
>risk of getting shot down by ruskies
no thank you
>>60043730
but anon, I am the Ruskie. To be fair though helicopters are pretty much constantly struggling to stay in the air, although in a way that's half the fun.
Also are you playing the Euro one or American one?
so he's gone hmmm
>>60043826
Euro. ATS: California pissed me off with how small the map is and how many cities are missing
I know euro truck does the same thing but seeing how unrealistic it is to everywhere Ive actually been really turned me off from it
going to do a 420 so I can try and run away from my problems
>>60042534
>The Bretonnian newspapers think they can intimidate us with their hidden threats, they'd better watch out! One day we'll shit their filthy, lying Bretonnian mouths!
>>60043848
Im not black
>>60043826
>ASS VAL
>not the vintorez
terrible meme picture
>>60043871
>Canada can't even use weed to run away from their problems
>uses terrible shitposting instead
i like parties
>>60043978
>Not using the Tide for superior zombie slaying potential inna Zone
>>60044018
>you will never never one.
>>60044006
Why aren't you at one then Zetas-kun?
>>60044018
>the armed meme
textures are poo
>>60044033
>you will never chill with your bros around a cozy fire after a long day of stalking
>>60044043
i went out last weekend, i'm a lonely person after all and still enjoying the time with myself
>>60044083
Got it from the internet tbqh. I've tried complete, misery, and the merge mod, don't know what to try next
>>60044091
Fuck that looks so oddly comfy.
>>60044105
Now you wait an eternity for memerslinger and choker 3.0 like everyone else
>>60044134
Thanks lad
this is amazing https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne
/cum/, whatever you do, do NOT buy, microwave, and eat those frozen chicken tenders you see in grocery stores
theyll give you the shits, you'll feel like your lower intestine has been plugged, and you'll be on the can for at least 20 minutes
learn from my mistake
>>60044404
>Don't talk shit till you've had 4 Pilonidal Cysts
>>60044444
good double
>>60044444
congratulations
>>60038806
she's not that sexualized, her outfit makes her look 2016
life ain't easy
goodnight for now
>>60044896
Hang in there senpai. I'll see you tommorrow.
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is /cum/ing to death
oh no /cum/s ded
>>60045165
Still here desu
>>60045165
/cum/ is dead. /cum/ remains dead. And we have killed it.
damn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmD7z7uH-Hg
>>60045194
hi /cum//-chan
>>60045214
im gunna 2 revive /cum/
>>60039028
>Brotherhood of steal
>Not the NCR
helo i m buflo pls hlp me retak homlnd pls
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60045229
Hello cutie
howdy mates. just came here to post thing very American song. band is from Texas. no surprise.
also in a month, i am free and i will meet you again my friends. did LMM return? i saw a tripfag posting just like him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDL9bXlwbM4
>>60045261
hi buflo-chan
i will help u
>>60045284
>did LMM return?
No, he gave his trip to some nerd if I remember right
>>60045314
tank u 4 suprt
I bought a load of 5 bibles so I can go street preaching. I'm nervous about it.
>>60045250
>siding with anyone
>not being a complete fedora and ruling the world
:D
>>60045402
>street preaching
Please don't
>>60045488
I'm going to
maybe I'll see you
>>60045525
This
>it's a "reply to a bunch of posts" post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_XgQhMPeEQ
>he never saw Billy Joel play live in NY
>>60045525
u heff prblm mr blyat?????????
say 2 buff alo faec cyka)))))))))
man FUCK the buffalo
Fuck him in his buffalo bum
>>60040927
FUCK YOU, THATS MY GIMMICK YOU SHIT
>>60045739
obama fucking pandering shits
>>60045739
this is powerful as fuck
also, she looks very reptilian here
What's Obongo gonna do after he retires? Just smoke newports and shoot hoops?
>>60045911
He'll probably come out and live out the rest of his days in Miami with the other gay communists.
>>60045911
create sick new memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2UXoxR-gYY
>>60046011
Miami is full of gay communists?
>>60045911
I bet Obama has a Steam account. I bet that faggot plays DOTA 2. Maybe he's secretly got like 60 hours in Postal 2 though, the only way for him to relieve stress.
>>60046104
It is full of gays, Cubans, and gay Cubans. It is practically the same thing.
>>60045739
whats his name again
>>60046033
It was actually kinda funny desu
>>60046185
Dan "The Super Large Hymen Collider" Schneider
>>60038360
I am Siberian. May I be invited?
>>60046185
Dan "lemme suck yer toes f.am" Schneider
>>60046185
Dan "Rough Rider, Don't let the FBI Find Her, Hymen Divider" Schneider
>>60046185
Red Van Dan
Thailand Dan
Beer Can Dan
Danny Diapers
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Spread 'em Dan
Candy Man Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
>>60038360
cyka blyat
>>60043954
cool
now what
Who in the name of the Lord is still wide awake at this time of day?
Reply to this very post if so.
>>60046284
Where in Siberia are you from, m8?
>>60046775
It's only 2:30 AM where I'm at.
I ain't got nothing else to do tonight but shitpost so...
>>60046775
East coast w/ sleep condition what up
>>60046775
4:38 AM here deutschfriend
it's n-not that late
hello yes i was invited where are the burgers :DDD
>>60047051
Burger
>>60046814
> Where in Siberia are you from
Mendeleev from Tobolsk, I am from Kemerovo.
>>60047256
are you an icechink
>>60047283
Didn't catch.
>>60047256
>Kemerovo
Doesn't look bad, lad.
Are you an ethnic Russian?
>>60047376
ARE YOU AN ICECHINK?
>>60047389
I wonder how many statues of Lenin in total there are in Rossiya.
>>60047389
> Doesn't look bad
Better than Novosibirsk, but I don't like anyway.
> ethnic Russian
I don't know what is russian nationality desu. My ancestry are from Poland and North Russia. My family live in Siberia about 300 years.
I want to have an ethnic Sakha GF
Or Buryat QT would be nice too
>>60047239
why does burger cheese dissolve when it gets warm
>>60047553
Alri. Just meant "are you a slav or are you a churka/tartar/siberian mongol, etc."
>>60047624
it's full of emulsifiers
>>60047405
What is icechink?
>>60047653
I am slav.
>>60047695
a siberian mongol is an icechink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPALbYj1ylY
I wish I've had a father
im going 2 bed /cum/-chan
>>60048108
gud night :3
>>60048108
are you like a baby or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gzISrrsGPc
Canada BTFO
>>60048386
Typical pussy that mouths off to the feds for no reason other than to make some gay youtube video. Dude sounds like a huge queer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwwYEcrPDPQ
did he get full cavity search? i think he got the full fist up in the ass
>Jewmericans
>tfw busted by the tsa
>tfw my knife somehow got through O'hare only to get busted in some airport in bumfuck nowhere
>>60050766
are you LMM aka NotADrunk? been a while.
Reminder that the extra flags script updated to allow for multiple flags and a dropdown menu selection system. Update here https://github.com/flaghunters/Extra-Flags-for-4chan/raw/master/Extra%20Flags%20for%20int.user.js and refresh if you are already using the script
>>60039181
lmao no matter where i fast forward it's just fucking gold
>>60051194
Are you the fabeled turkbro?
new thread lads
>>60053759
>>60053759
>>60053759
