Invited:Regulars and guests
Not invited: Ruffians and vagabonds
No Jamaica. They were both 13.... public transport is a bitch. Nowhere to hide
>>60037732
>both
>13
did u smash
>>60037732
NL what did you do now?
>>60037832
No
>>60037902
I was in a van coming from town, 2 13 year olds started trying to get it on with me. The van was packed so they kept trying to get in my lap and trying to touch my dick....it was the longest 70 minutes of my life.
>>60038003
Sexually assaulted by 13 year olds, that is truly beta man
lads I'm literally never going to get a gf, /carib/ please give me some consoling thoughts so I don't cry myself to sleep, I'm Tring not to cry in the middle of the club but it'd too hard not to
>>60038003
were you afraid of looking like a creep or are you just homo
>>60038384
you can quit at any time
Oh nice a thread where I belong
Winter sure was rough with that 30 C weather am I right?
>>60038384
>middle of the club but it'd too hard not to
Why are you trying to find love in a club? That just seems counter productive
>>60038316
>>60038388
I don't want to go to jail. That's all. They're big and whatever but I'm not made for jail
What an absolutely terrible general
>>60038567
nigga you went fucking them. just let them sit in your lap and wank when you get home
>>60038491
we only have dry season and wet season
>>60038567
Seems rational
>>60038619
Don't leave shit up to chance man
>>60038727
Do you guys also have rain that only lasts for 5 minutes and come out of nowhere?
>>60038619
They were trying to touch my dick. That's a no no.
>>60038727
You get it
>>60038854
>they wont tell
>you wont tell
>70 min of free weewee touch
its not illegal for them to sit on your lap and im guessing it isnt too strange on a packed bus either
>>60038846
Yes, we also get the rain that starts in the morning and doesn't end till night
>>60038953
>they wont tell
It is the assumption you make that will land you in jail
>>60039015
>get on bus
>sexually harass dude
>go tell people you grabbed a dudes dick
>????
>profit?
>>60038953
>>60039180
It's not a risk I was willing to take. They're bait man. They already have c cups. At 13. If that doesn't scream jail then I don't know anymore
>>60039180
Let me play this out for you
>he allows the to do what ever
>they spread it
>know and the dude who touched little girls
>this get warped and message get's garbled
>he is now known as a pedo who groped girls
>>60039379
>>60039403
i guess youre right
ptp wasnt meant to be ;_;
Are inflatable pleasure craft really 55% of SVG's exports?
>>60038596
Piss off, I like seeing these smaller countries generals, it's a nice change.
>>60039403
>>60039518
SL knows the bullshit. I once knew a dude who got accused of being a pedo.... didn't end well for him
>>60039563
Not anymore senpai :(
>>60039518
Truth!
>>60039563
I still don't know what that means
>>60039685
i forget that normalfags care sometimes
>>60039685
what happened :o
>>60039717
I think it's these things but it might just be inner tubes
>>60039901
I'm a normie? How?
>>60039971
He killed himself.
I'm watching black sails and it seems you are all pirates. What say you in your defense?
>>60039995
well yes but i was saying that normies fell for the >pedo meme
>>60040050
can you prove im hoarding plundered gold?
>>60039971
we don't have much of those
>>60040050
Black beard stole The Queen Ann's revenge from around this island
so I accept it.
pls gib qt aussie waifu
Does anyone know what a hurricane hole is? My dad kept mentioning them when we sailed to Key West.
>>60040050
Based Tony Abbott when again ?
>>60040074
It's not a meme . It can send you to jail
>>60040131
the molestation meme sends you to jail desu
>>60040118
No Idea what that is
>>60040152
Yes...
>>60040220
two different things desu
didy dino caribbaino
>>60040118
http://www.hurricaneholekeywest.com/
>>60040152
Have you ever indulged in under aged pleasures?
I have been informed by a Frenchman that there are undertones of racism towards white visitors in certain clubs and the like.
How many of you are darkies?
>>60038494
>>60038436
Sorry lads, I just panicked for a moment and shitposting on /cribcrab/ is a natural reflex
In actuality I don't care too much about the gf situation but it's just that I'm a perfectionist and everything else in my life is going well so it just feels like a huge gap that society expects me to fill
>>60040349
>undertones of racism towards white visitors
I can't really say most with people I meet are born here and are more
Vincentian than I am.
>>60040366
Don't do it
>>60037657
Hurricanes do not affect us much
>>60040335
lol no.... but you have :P
>>60040491
Stahp
>>60040487
You are missing out
>>60040683
Pls
its time for digging work
bye
oh fuck
gunshots. Loads of gunshots.
Kinda far away, but there were tons of them.
>>60047252
digging work?
Also how you doin man?
>>60038846
I'm sure the in the Caribbean it happens on all islands
>>60047252
Digging?
>>60047280
could be fireworks?
>>60053937
at 5am? don't think so.
Also it was a combination of multiple single gunshots, and a few automatic bursts.
nothing on the news yet
How you doin today bro?
>>60054188
>Speech went really well,saw some qts
>had weird dream involving Tiger sharks and serial killers
>>60054347
>Speech went really well,saw some qts
Nice.
>had weird dream involving Tiger sharks and serial killers
Interesting.
Watching a vampire movie with tangerine dream score surrounded by the blue glow and cool temperatures of dawn is very very comfy.
>>60054626
>vampire movie
what vampire movie?
>>60055039
Near Dark.
It was pretty good considering it's basically reverse twilight.
can i migrate to /carib/ while also having a job? what /carib/ territory has jobs?
>>60055193
Just read the plot, seems like a kewl movie
>>60055502
>what /carib/ territory has jobs?
Only the larger islands
>>60055502
Sure.
Not many of them have jobs. Here we have no jobs, so everyone is leaving the island.
>>60055502
Not here
>>60061127
ur my hero
>>60061185
Who are you replying to? )) you must be going crazy my man))
Black as evaaaar and we gon be black for eveeerrrrrr
Sup /Carib/?
>>60061430
I don't get it.
I just got done purifying up my sanctuary. How about you bro?
>>60061582
Skinny Banton- jab forever
I was watching the flash. My god he is such a little bitch in that show. Crying all the time
>>60061821
>Crying all the time
Well, even the fastest man alive has feels. The show is pretty good.
>>60062330
It is a great show I just hate all the crying. For God sakes man we get it, your mom died
>>60062822
Well, that's one of the main things of the show, his mom dying and Barry not getting over it. Mommy issues can be a hard thing to let go of.
>>60063011
I know man but it's annoying to me. That being said it's only a minor annoyance. The show is still pretty good desu. Can't say the same for arrow
>>60063147
>I know man but it's annoying to me.
Did you finish watching both seasons? Even if you dislike that thing at first, as he develops you will see how important that issue really is.
Arrow is ok. Flashbacks are the only parts I consistently enjoy. Otherwise it's mostly meh, except for that Deathstroke season, that one was good.
>>60063364
I hate man tears. It's just a peeve of mine. I understand that it is important to his character but I still hate the crying
>>60061430
Hello
>>60063567
>but I still hate the crying
I don't get why you hate it, but ok.
>>60064264
What's up mang?
>>60064264
Hey, what's going on in Aruba?
>>60064608
Not enough things getting hit
>>60037657
Is spanish spoken in any of the islands? (Puerto Rico yes)
>>60069631
but he's fast.
>>60070493
Te olvidas de RD y Cuba.
>tfw lost an hour and a half progress because of a power cut :(
hows your sunday going /carib/
>>60072310
That's horrible dude.
I've spent the day at home playing games. It;s nice and cool and rainy today.
How about you.
>>60072948
spend the day playing vidya like i do everyday
its overcast and windy but wont rain
whatchu been playing m8
>>60073358
Was playing some Space Engineers.
Now playing Freedom Planet.
>>60073358
What about you?
>>60073681
was playing the crew but now im playing gta
>>60074001
GTA V?
I have not touched it again since I finished the main story
>>60071493
That's why he shouldn't cry. Because he is fast and strong as hell
>>60074782
yeah, online is garbage but i dont have anything else rn since the division turned ou to be a dumpster fire. considering farming sim desu
>>60074859
Still doesn't change the fact that his mom is dead, that there are other people with powers, and that he will never get his waifu and horrible shit will happen to the people around him.
I would cry.
>>60075241
But does he have to cry that much? You have to admit he cries a lot. Doesn't matter when he finally gets iris it will be worth it. And I mean really get her
>>60075138
Yeah, it's boring unless you have a bunch of friends to play it with.
>considering farming sim desu
Harvest moon?
>>60075572
>But does he have to cry that much?
yes dude. How will they be able to expose his grief to the audience, crying is great. Why does it bother you so much in the show?
>>60075572
>when he finally gets iris it will be worth it.
lol, did you watch the end season 2 the other day?
>arrow
>flash
Into the trash it goes.
This general is so comfy I wish /luso/ wasn't so shit.
Can I move here? You're like a little familia
>>60076533
maybe arrow.
flash aint trash.
ur trash )))
>>60076669
ok, we had a regular Portuguese poster, so why not?
>>60077377
Aaa thank you anon
How do you put up with summer over there? We have very hot summers here (up to 43°C) but the weather is dry. How do you guys deal with all the humidity?
>>60075610
nah literal farming simulator
ima be a tractor cowboy
>>60077687
Turn on a fan/ac and drink cold stuff. You get used to it since its pretty much the same all year.
>>60039894
kek
>>60079292
This man speaks truth
Also there is a ULP convention near me, I hate conventions.....so damn loud
>>60079292
Doesn't being isolated affect you? Ive heard lots of people who aren't from islands feel claustrophobic when they go to one, but I suppose you guys are used to it. But does it affect you in any way?
Took creepshots of a hot guy at the beach
Florida beaches are based as fuck
>>60080127
I can see how they could feel that way, here you
are pretty much always in a valley surrounded by
mountains and/or the sea. I got used to it but when
I travel it feels weird seeing large open areas.
>>60080127
I grew up in big cities. This island is big and urbanized enough to not feel like that.
>>60079718
What's ULP?
>>60080586
Unity Labour Part,one of the two major political party
>>60080695
Are they socialists? or are they ''socialists''?
>>60080851
I don't know,I don't pay attention to the political workings
of this banana republic.
>>60080396
wew
>>60047309
archaeology lads
I just heard we can go horse riding. That sounds cool desu
>>60081125
Ohh nice. If you find some kewl taino artifacts, take pics.
>>60081473
not allowed to take pics of finds because the proff has right of first publication
we find lots of adorno pottery and cooking stones / griddles and also a burial
last year they had 5 more burials around it and a dog mandible with crossed bones like a pirate flag. Pretty rad shit
In a week or something we move to a bigger place and I hope we find spanish memes there
Are you all natives from your country? What do you do for a living?
>>60075742
I'm like 6 episodes behind the actual show. So no spoilers
Just saw some domestic violence. Oh man life is good
>>60082067
Yis, I am jobless right now...I miss my job
>>60082543
Kind of sad desu
>>60082640
Well it's good because that's not me. Uncle beating up nephew is pretty entertaining
>>60080972
Yeah I got balls unlike NL
>>60082772
shots fired
>>60082692
That's bad man
>>60082772
I delivered the creep shots and I found SL. Tell me how I lack gonads again?
>>60082847
Well since it stopped him from breaking the law in front of police officers I'd say it evens out
>>60081601
Ahh, I see.
>>60082067
Technically yes, but not really.
I'm a professional stay at home man.
>>60082543
Ohh, just watch lol.
>Just saw some domestic violence.
jesus fuck it keeps happening!
>>60082772
hahaha
>>60083093
>stopped him from breaking the law
Oh well, that makes a difference then
>>60083912
You just ruined it. I hope it is worth it now
>>60084118
It was funny as hell man, anyway it seems you live close to my cousin. Nice. Very nice
>>60082067
I was born here but raised outside. Came to live for a while but did not enjoy it as much as I thought I would
Currently a uni student. Seems like unemployment is pretty high all over the carib nations
>>60084227
If your cousin lives anywhere near me there is a high chance he is my cousin also, wouldn't that be so funny.
>>60084404
I just realized I got mad family in your area....dude we could be related
>>60084227
>>You just ruined it. I hope it is worth it now
W-What did I ruin?!
>>60084404
>>60084564
>/carib/cousins
that would be rad
>>60084936
>W-What did I ruin?!
The finale. I hope you're happy
>/Carib/ cousins
Man.....a lot of stuff would make sense
>>60084564
>>60084936
That would just be weird
>>60085302
But I haven't spoiled anything relevant!
Why do people bother posting "Rare" in /carib/?
The whole thread is a rare circlejerk
There's no point to it here
>>60085349
It would be weird but it doesn't matter that much anyway
>>60085375
I just hope he stops crying for your sake
>>60040487
>>60058045
>>60064264
'Rubiano of turista?
'Sup, crib?
>>60085484
I just annoys me that he fucks everything up
>"Don't fuck with the timeline Barry!"
>Immediately fucks with the timeline
>>60085538
pls let this be another one
>>60080127
I've never thought about it being small. But I guess it would be, huh. I don't really get claustrophobia since I live mostly on a boat and can go anywhere. The carribean to me is more like one big country separated by the sea.
>>60085596
Ai si ruman.
>>60085538
Are you the...robot woman ?
>>60085596
He's an idiot. I don't know how this guy is supposed to be forensic investigator or whatever he is. It's like he no hablo ingles
>>60085603
It seems this feeling is region wide. I thought you guys had like malls and that stuff
>>60085796
>.robot woman
probably not
>>60085796
Anything for the plot amai rite?
>>60085596
>>"Don't fuck with the timeline Barry!"
>fucking with the timeline since the first episode: the show
>>60085426
(You)s mostly.
>>60085484
He wont, I'm sure.
>>60086341
I wonder if she's coming back....
>Anything for the plot
They should bring in Bruce Timm and those guys because they got Barry out here looking like Opie
>>60086351
I don't know what he would even have to cry about now other than his death
>>60086467
>I don't know what he would even have to cry about now other than his death
What if he just fucks everything up?
>>60085796
>>60086341
>>60086467
I'm right here senpai.
>>60086625
pls gib qt vocaroo
>>60086589
like in almost every episode?
>>60086589
Like he has on multiple occasions?
>>60086625
Nice :D
>>60085796
>He's an idiot.
Not really, it's just he's just acting out of grief, so he fucks up frequently due to that + inexperience. It's like you guys don't even watch the show or have read any comic ever..
>>60086679
>>60086691
no no, what if he fucks EVERYTHING up. Like, everything since the first episode kinda fuck up.
>>60083093
You made such a big deal over whether to take them or not
I took multiples, every time I saw him, but it was in snapchat so I forgot to save most
>>60085538
>>60085787
Ohhh man Aruba got companyyy
>>60086918
>fucks EVERYTHING up.
spoilers
>>60086918
>Acting irrationally based on emotions
>He constantly does this and suffers the backlash
>Does it again anyway
He's an idiot. The plot needs to happen but he is stupid...in those instances anyway
>Everything since the first episode
Flashpoint in this bitch. As long as he doesn't cry I'm game
>>60086926
I don't regularly engage in activities that creepy so excuse my apprehension
>tfw not in europe
>>60087186
we had something like that but we fucked it up
>>60087312
not too bad desu.
on a scale of Europe to Jamaica how bad are your roads
>>60086679
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OLPbwSaDZF
>>60087075
>As long as he doesn't cry I'm game
It's flashpoint on TV dude. He will crey and he will cry a lot.
>>60087437
They are actually fixing the roads now so right now
there are patches of Europe and patches Somalia.
>>60087492
Don't know what you said but I'll take it
>>60055502
you can only really make it if you're a farmer
>>60087312
Is that buccament?
>>60087437
Jamaica....for now
>>60087522
I'm waiting for all the epic flashpoint shit man. Thomas Wayne shanking zoom and all that good stuff
>>60087492
Your voice is amazing. Just.... amazing
>>60087652
>buccament
Yes
>voice
I told you, she could be telling me to fuck off (which she probably is) but I would still
smile.
>>60087492
Domi is ded
Now you sound Brazilian
>>60087598
I said don't come here.Too hot. I miss the rain. ;_;
>>60087652
Why thank you.
>>60087820
>Domi
ree not even remotely close.
>>60087820
which one?
Underageb& has exams
>>60088089
I'm talking about Valèrié, when she speaks spanish she sounds Domi as fuck
>>60088089
He means she sounds like a DR dominican.
>>60087492
You do sound BR as fuck.
>>60087738
Damn man
>>60088053
Can't wait until the next vocaroo thread. Much fun will be had. Wonder what you sound like speaking English....?
>>60088150
Ohh I see
>>60088227
she has a qt accent
>>60088150
Hanging out with Dominicans must've had an impact on me.
>>60088208
Portuguese is a big influence when it comes to Papiamento
>>60088227
My English sounds retarded mang.
>>60088511
I can't take your word for it. If only white fag was around here somewhere
>>60088537
PR bro spoke English and he sounds OK. I'm sure you sound fine
>>60088667
>I can't take your word for it
That hurts man
Take the generic dutch girl speaking English, add a splash of Trini
then you have A.I
>>60089065
I don't want to hurt your feelings but she could hit you in the face and you would like it. Also that accent sounds very interesting.
>>60087492
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OLPbwSaDZF
Hahaha I understand how you feel Aruba chan. People keep telling me Curacao is paradise when in reality it's pretty bad
>>60088667
>PR bro spoke English and he sounds OK.
is this some kinda stealth bullying?
>>60088537
Now I notice it. But still, I thought it sounded closer to spanish than to portuguese.
>>60089097
I take offense to that accusation
>she has no arms, so how could she hit me?
>>60089194
You speak Spanish on a daily. I'm amazed you could even say Eduardo improperly
>>60089238
But you would
>>60089188
Nada nan no sa.
>>60088667
Yes no bullying pls
>>60089065
First time I've heard it be described like that.
>>60089097
I don't enjoy hurting others :^(
>>60089194
It's a mix of everything.
>tfw not living in the Caribbean
I'm going to kill myself
>>60089223
Si, mi a lanse na korsou so mi ta un yu korsou pero mi familia ta bin foi libanon
Mi a bin korsou pa mi wak si mi por hasi un bida akinan pero mi a hanja ku e kos ey no a bai menera mi ta bata ke
Also I will provide you with proof that I am a girl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G5OGRvZ9Gu
>>60089273
I was nervous!
>>60089435
>I don't enjoy hurting others :^(
You just don't enjoy, period.
>>60089479
cute voice, but that sounds like the spanish some alien peoples would speak, it's just weird.
>>60089273
>But you would
Implying I don't already offload those feels onto cam girls
>Baka
>>60089479
I half expected loud screaming
>>60089479
Tur cos ta bon aki. Por ta mihor, pero ja. Ambiente ta mane semper. Gusta bo accent.
Ta hañ'e laaf si cu bo no a haña locual bo tabata buscando. Dus bo ta pensa di bay biba na Lebanon of keda na Corsou?
Bon viahe tambe noh!
>>60089565
Thank you for the compliment. Usually I am shy to speak because I'm self conscious about my voice
I always lower my voice and only say a few words if I have to prove a point or something
>>60089718
Masha danki. Mi mama ta hanja mi accent hopi 'funny' pasombra mi ta papia papiamento minera un tourista americana
Si mi ta bay biba na Lebanon te ora mi kaba mi studia pero tin chance ku mi ta bin bek korsou pa mi traha of biba na Europa, tur kos ta possible
Who are you guys? What do you guys do for a living? Are you white? You guys literally live in paradise and you're STILL shitposting on an Armenian water sports forum.
>>60089856
>paradise
>>60089718
>>60089817
So this is how low water mage script looks like
>>60089856
I fucking know right?
It's like, don't you have some exotic poisonous fish to get bitten by
>>60089817
Ai si noh. Ami ta pensa di bay Europa tambe. Hulanda porta, pero hende cu mi conoce eynan kiermen cu cos ta frega ayabanda. Mi lo bin bek si, stima mi isla un mundo. Aunke hopi d'je hendenan ta kaka.
No worry. Bo accent ta basta leuk.
>>60089856
idk i fish for a living
>>60089745
>because I'm self conscious about my voice
Haha, welcome to the club!
>>60089856
I stay at home for a living.
>>60090017
Sounds exciting.
>>60089476
at least you can get a gun to do it shitposter-kun
>>60089960
Hende ta kaka na quelque pais bo bai. E kos mas importante ta pa bo hanja bo ganashi anto pa bo ta feliz
E kos mas tristu di Korsou anto mi ta kere Aruba tambe ta ku trabou ta hopi dificil pa bo hanja
Tin pais si na Europa ku ta basta nechi anto ku hende masha lief mes pero pa bo kustumbra ku nan cultura mester di tempu anto willpower pa bo sinja fi nan
>>60089928
>poisonous fish to get bitten
>bitten
you mean venomous?
>>60090215
Asina mes.
Y keremi, mi sa. Nan ta nenga 'Rubiano y laga stranhero traha. Di limpiado di hotel t'e na dokter. Nan tur ta bayendo Europese, Colombia, Costa Rica, etc. Masha tristo mes.
Cultura diferente... mi por deal cu esey. Ami ta djis desea un bida keto y felis.
>>60090396
You tell me s e n p a i
>>60090445
Ah bon, mi ta desea tur kos bai menera bo ke den bo bida. Ahinda mi ta pensando kon raro e ta ku abo ta post na 4chan anto ku nos ta papiando ku otro aworeki
Ta echt mustrabo kon chiquito e mundo aki ta ku e fuerca di e internet
Mi ta spera ku den futuro nos ta keda amistad ku otro pero mi ta post ku e flag di Lebanon instead
>>60090605
General rules
If IT bites YOU and you get sick/die it's venomous
If YOU bite IT and you get sick/die it's poisonous
>>60090707
There are no international regulations governing this
t. John Smith btw
>>60090662
Igualmente, meisje. Raro, noh? Mi paisanonan ta post mastanto cu bandera di Hulanda lol.
Bon, bon. Bo semper lo ta bon bini den a thread aki.
>>60090138
are you saying you can't get one in Jamaica? You're one of the only countries with more gun violence than us
>>60091306
*Bob Marley weed meme*
>>60091306
not easily if its legal
>wanting to commit two crimes
Bump
I am Caribbean
>>60093910
Dog bless.
>>60093954
Delete this!
>>60094875
Nee.
ok
Today is Indian Arrival Day
i.e. the day the white man blessed us Indo-Caribbeans by ensuring we would live in proper conditions and have a chance at life rather than shitting in the streets and bathing in dead cow soup.
>>60105510
Curry all day, man I loved Indian arrival day
>>60106180
>roti on a Monday
Ew
Feeling hungry though. Nothing to eat. Would settle for a dhalpuri.
>>60105510
No dude, today is Memorial day.
i.e. the day I pretend to give a shit about people who died while knowingly being part of an imperialist force.
>>60106436
>Feeling hungry though.
I just ate like 4 banans
>>60106436
>he can't eat roti at any time of day or any day week
>disgusting
>Trini flag
shame!
>>60090215
>implicando cu ganashi ta e cos cu tey hasibo mas feliz
Mi no por bisabo nada di difficuldad pa hanja trabou na Aruba, pero djis pa bo(so) sa cu aki nan ta practicamente rogando hende pa bin bek anto traha na Aruba (of curacao).
Studiantenan akinan ta ripara cu no tin echt hopi motibo di bai bek besides famia, y tin hende djis gusta Aruba asina hopi. Mi mes no ta plania di bai traha na Aruba. E ta mucho chikito y mane bo di hendenan ta kaka, mi no por kere tur e bullshit cu ta pasando ayanan.
Ami ta na paraiso akinan awo (den un otro sentido) niun problema, niun violencia of coi pendew pasando rond di mi. Pero ja esey ta Groningen, mi no por papia pa e otro cuidadnan aki cu ta style di ghetto.
Europa tin yen luga drechi, si cultura ta un issue pabo djis no sea ignorante y bo ta bon, mustrando interes no ta un must pero eta aprecia.
>>60090445
Wak e cos ta trabounan cu hende illegal por hasi ta gewoon cosnan cu no mester sinja pe, hendenan cu nan mester specialista pe (of sikiera un degree) nan ta buska arubiano prome cu hende di afo for obvious reasons.
>>60106542
How does one man eat four bananas
Coming to /carib/ is like flying to Mars
>>60090017
Do you work on a fishing boat?
>>60107405
It's quite easy depending on the type of baanana
>>60107405
They are quite small.
I probably could eat 4 big ones considering how hungry I was.
It's crazy to think there are islanders speaking some alien language just a few hundred kilometers off where I live
>>60107645
yeah, my dad bought me one
>>60107405
Bananas are different in flavor here than in the United States
>>60109259
How big is?
>>60105510
We should have a Trini arrival day in the UK desu, the communities here are still pretty tight in general
>>60107099
Mi ta spera cu esey ta berdad. Paso m'a tende di basta hende cu nan ta muda y traha como dokter afo paso nan no ta wordo aprecia. Nan prefera dokter macamba/latino bms. Mi dokter di cas mes no ta yiu di tera.
>find cool pottery shit in the ground
>happy
>prof thinks it was probably a hearth and cookingplace so they would have wanted it to remain in the ground for a photo
>tfw not happy anymore
>>60107099
>>60111320
Na korsou mi ta tende ku tin basta demand pa trabou di IT anto accounting pasombra menera e meneer of jevrouw na hulanda a bisa, no tin masha hende ku un degree den nos islanan
Ami ta sinti mi mes mas trankil na Europa anto e Middle East pasombra mi ta kustumbra di bida ayanan
Korsou tin hopi problema ku gang violence, droga anto servicio di mediko ta masha belachelijk mes
Mi ta spera ku ta bin un dia ku e isla ta drecha anto bira echt e paradisio ku e otro paisnan ta wak nos den
>>60113422
Ai yiu, tur hende kier esey. Paso aworaki nos islanan ta leuw di ta paraiso. Ora hende bobo stop di vota pa e mesun payasonan nos lo wak.
Crimen a subi kinan tambe. Tristo.
>>60040074
dafuck ia this thread ?
im a vagabond
vaga vaga vaga
>>60114056
Oh well. I think the only way the islands can become good again is if the Dutch take over
It's sad to say that because people fought hard for independence but I don't think it was the right move to make
The politicians we have now took advantage of how inexperienced the islands have with being autonomous so they can line their pockets with money
It also doesn't help that all around us we have corrupt south american countries like Venezuela that always had an eye on the islands
Sorry had to speak in english because writing in papiamento takes too long lol
>>60111320
Cu nan no ta wordo aprecia mi no por bisa nada, pero si bo a studia varios anjas pa yega unda bo ta bo kier sigi crece. Anto mi ta kere cu hopi hende cu a bin studia na hulanda a ripara con hopi posiblidad nan tin.
Pakiko limita bo mes pa bai bek na un pais cu ta asina chikito, corrupto y falso? Den bista di bo "working life" bo no lo yega dje lew cu bo metanan (except si bo no ta traha meta pa bo mes cu ta difficil sufficiente).
Corrupto y falso - well ban ta serio, mi ruman ta keep me updated lew a lew cu locual ta pasando ayanan. Hopi biaha mi ta gewoon bisa...djis stop bosa mi no ta echt interesa den e coi kensnan ki Y mi ta djis contento cu mi no mester ta eynan pa tende e mesun storia cu ta popular mane 100 biaha. Of ta gobierno, drama , algo stranjo cu a pasa X caminda.
>>60113422
IT y accounting my por compronde, nan ta trabounan na demanda en general (sikiera IT cu mi sa ta hopi na demanda aki).
Como un studiante cu a cabi hanja su diploma den IT of Accounting - Unda bo lo wak bo mes?
Europa - Gana plaka den Euro y bon salario (un mod'i bisa mes, bo gana 3500 euro neto aki, ya esey ta 7000 florin caba)
- Opportunidad di traha na differente pais y compania.
(mi ta get tin hende kier settle down anto biba na Aruba pa semper, e ta comprondibel, pero ora bo ta akinan bo tin djis gan'i keda explora tur bo optionan of djis differente pais. Den e delaster dos luna ma bai mane 5 differente pais - posting aki riba cu differente bandera pa tur hende puntrami ki mi ta even hasi na bulgaria. Den mi perspectivo trahando na Aruba ta basta scary considerando cu bo por djies keda pega na e isla ey pa semper.
Aruba - Tin par di hende ta gewoon gusta Aruba, paso nan gusta solo, beach, anto biba un bida basta "routine"
various hende cu ma papia over di e cos ki a bisami cu nan tawata gusta con tur cos ta den ordo eynan - nan bida tawata bon plania y tin un bon overzicht etc.
- Ganando bon plaka tambe por na Aruba pero mi ta duda bo tey hanja 7000 Fl
Wake up....another day wasted
>don't feel like going to class later
Cont.
>>60113422
Bai bek Aruba pa gana bon plaka no ta bale la pena, unless bo kier bai bek eynan pa hunga roll di high society shit.
also, pakiko middle east?
>>60114056
Exactamente, hende pendew so tin eynan, nan colornan ta echt sali ora cuenta di votamento yega.
>Mi tey vota AVP paso mi majornan semper tawata pa anan pero mi tey djis bisa cu mi ta hanja nan idea y vision di Aruba den futuro bon. Anto despues sigi parandia hasi coi pendew pa hendenan cu ta cla ca chingabo mane nan yega na position. (mi no ta papiando di AVP so esey ta gewoon un ehempel, bo por cambie cu kiko bo kier paso tur ta mesun yui puta cu ta tra'i poder y plaka)
>>60114595
I can understand why people like the routine of living on the island. It is nice and quiet and if you make a modest income then it isn't too bad
It's much better than living in a really third world country for instance so you can't complain much
Different strokes for different folks I guess
For young people, the adventure and excitement of different cultures and easy life in Europe is nice, but as they grow older they miss their families and some come back
>>60114856
Pasombra mi ta Libanese anto mi a biba henter mi bida ayanan. I don't really want to live there but I have lots of family and friends
Also I can move to Europe much easier from the Middle East than from Curacao. Danki dios ahinda nos tin nos Dutch passport
>>60116792
>miss their families
I've never understood this meme
>>60116792
>Danki dios ahinda nos tin nos Dutch passport
Exactamente, ora ma tende hendenan na Aruba ta purba di ditch e Passpoort Hulandes pa hanja un Arubano mi a gewoon keda sorprendi, mi kiermen con pendew bo por ta? goddamn.
Paspoort rubiano - Biaha pa curacao y boneiro sin problema! Tur otro parti di mundo bai warda 6 luna pa hanja permiso.
Mi tawata crusando e grens di bulgaria y grecia, ma wordo para pa 1 ora paso e pendew cu ta check passport no tawata sa cu Aruba ta existi of cu e ta parti di hulanda, hende a trek tur sort'i cara pami, imagina con chinga mi lo tawata cu un otro passpoort
>>60118675
Don't know if you're joking or not but I haven't seen mine in 3 years and I honestly don't miss them other than my grandparents and parents, all the other families are fake af and pretend to care that you're back, worst part is pretending that you care and giving everyone that fake "I missed you guys so much" and if they don't hear it they will legit ask if you missed them, even though I probably saw them once or twice a year on an island thats 30 kilometers in length
>>60118675
Ehh, unless you hate your family for some reason, and by family I mean parents and siblings, after spending a lot of time away from them, you will really start to miss them.
At least in my case I miss mine, being alone kinda sucks.
>>60037732
Sure I missed something. I'm confuse. Also...
>Nowhere to hide
>Nowhere to hyde
Bet you're hearing it in your head now.
>>60119384
Hahaha such a good point, I have family like this too here. They pretend to miss me and all that shit but they never visit despite being only a few kilometers away
It's fucking pathetic honestly and I'm kind of glad I'm leaving Curacao. It would have been worth it if I had people that genuinely cared for me but alas that is not the case
Also if Curacao ever decided that its citizens should ditch the dutch passport then I will apply for citizenship in whichever EU country will accept me
Mi papa a hanja mes un problema ora e ta bata ke renew su passport hulandes. E hulandesnan a keda hopi tempu investigando e pasombra e no a lanse ku e passport, ela hanje ora ela kasa ku mi mama masha ain pasa
>>60121752
>tfw goin to the cloglands again in july.
very excited.
>>60096191
wtf I hate Aruba now
>>60109843
havent measured it, but its one of the smaller ones. im planning on buying a bigger one in october.
>>60123726
Good lad, you're coming back for the bitterballen?
>>60128005
>havent measured it, but its one of the smaller ones
I'm so sorry.
>>60128005
Neat. Do you catch a lot of fish? Where do you usually go fishing?
>>60128258
Yeh mang. From there we will go to the UK and then to the US of A to visit my senpai and do some boring adult people stuff.
>mfw my teacher hasn't corrected my grades in a year
>Mfw I've been screwed out of graduation because of this
>>60088667
>if only white fag was around here somewhere
For what)))))))))))
>>60131042
Because he would be honest about Aruba's voice plus he's low key my nigga
>>60089479
Underage b&
>>60108480
Eje como le guta la banana
>>60114304
I can get the gist of papiamento but when yu guys write too long my eyes start hurting
>>60131290
That's me, you idiot
>>60131398
I know :) take the off hand compliment baka senpai
>>60128864
Yeah, mostly trouts and tuna, especially during the first half of the year. I usually fish near Isabela and Vega Alta's beaches. I'm planning to head to Vieques with some friends though it depends on the weather...
>>60119384
>>60121271
I don't miss people, they are either around me or not it's all the same to me
>>60132909
And then you call Valèrié a robot
>>60133177
>Valèrié
Who the fuck is that? Aruba?
>>60131398
I have pana now mi pana.
I will make tostones de pana tomorrow.
>>60132336
I see. Sounds cool.
Any interesting stories while out at sea?
>>60132909
That's just sad mang. Don't you ever feel lonely?
>>60133238
>Don't you ever feel lonely?
I get bored, I don't really get loenly
>>60131398
Fuck you I'm not underage, I'm turning 23 this year
Also papiamento is shit language, best not learn
>>60133236
Yeh, didn't she name fag as Saint Valèrié for a while? I doubt that was the Argie
>>60133238
Mixed feelings about them
>>60133446
Wew))))))
>>60133412
I see.
>>60133446
heh.
>Also papiamento is shit language, best not learn
I think it's pretty unique and interesting.
>>60133588
>Mixed feelings about them
why?
>>60133588
Oh I forgot about that
>>60133446
It's a weird Mix of Water mage and spanish
We need to annex the Guyanas so we are closer to the Caribbean and it's markets desu
>>60133238
Nothing much happens at the sea most of the time. However, one time this dude was stranded at caja de muerto. Apparently he swimmed there and was too tired to swim back? I wonder if its a common ocurrence.
Theres also illegal drug trade going on. A lot of fishermen carry drugs so you can get stopped any moment. Once, I was offered $4000 dollars to carry drugs to Dominican Republic, its a 3 hour trip but I dont wanna get into any trouble. I'm just a fisherman. Do you think I should've done it?
>>60134646
Why the fuck would you want Guyana? have you seen their suicide rates
>>60133795
Porque a veces no saben bien, a diferencia del plátano :^)
>>60134646
just annex venezuela under the pretext of saving them from collapse
>>60134268
It took me a while to realize that water mage refers to portuguese
>>60135787
>water mage refers to portuguese
No Dutch actually they are masters of water
>>60135825
Wait how does papiamento sound like Dutch? Have you actually heard the language?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j52T3tJlHp8
>>60135021
>I wonder if its a common ocurrence.
Probably. It has happened to me before and I've had to get dragged to the surface due to cramped legs, etc.
>Do you think I should've done it?
Did you need the money and were willing to take the risk? For that amount? if so, yes. Otherwise, no.
>>60135555
Pero con los de pana es mas facil hacer tostones rellenos! And they are soft and sweet!
>>60135787
it's actually the dutch aka clogmen
desu it sounds nothing like dutch.
>>60135939
Yes,I've heard it many times before I stand by what I said
>>60135985
PR knows what's up. Only a few words are borrowed from dutch but for the rest it sounds like portuguese and spanish to me
In fact I never learned those two languages but I easily understand thanks to papiamento
>>60136244
Is Curaçao dutch accent different from regular dutch accent?
>>60136244
Meh
>>60137070
probably
>Hurricane season
Don't remind me...we survived unscathed for too long now, it's only a matter of time before my house gets leveled again and we become Africa-tier.
real sadness hours
who up
>>60138494
You guys get rekt from the simplest little hurricane.
Did you house get btfo by katrina?
>>60139275
me
what's up bro?
>>60139321
nothing specific, feels just stronger at night because its quieter and less distracting
>its a i want to kms night
>its that way every night
>>60139321
>Did you house get btfo by katrina?
Yeah, got completely flattened. Lost all of my childhood photos and guitars as well...
Does PR get some bad hurricanes? Usually I only hear of tropical storms in carib
>>60139421
I know how you feel man, I don't like it when the void calls
>>60139434
That kind of sad
Why don't you make your house out of reinforced cinderblocks and hurricane roofs like
most /carib/s?
>>60139434
Hurricanes never hit Trinidad because God is a Trini. Bit sad of it cuz I used to have a strong interest in meteorology.
>>60139275
I see. Want to play some games?
>>60139581
im playing gta desu
>>60139421
Ohh ((
>its a i want to kms night
>its that way every night
is it that bad?
>>60139434
Ohh wow, thats fucked. You guys should do >>60139556
>>60139597
gta /carib/ meetup when?
>>60139581
>God is a Trini.
That explains why he doesn't do shit but takes the credit anyway :^)
>>60139629
desu its jus a constant thing in the back of my mind that comes up 2-3 times a day. kinda normal at this point
>>60139752
party on my yacht if anyone has an xbox
>>60139805
I kinda know that feel. It's just that mine isn't just about sadness. but I kinda get it.
I only have the pc version ((
How's the weather, guys?
>>60139898
rainy
>>60137070
Yeah it is very different. It's still dutch but the accent is laughably bad
Whenever dutchies do interviews with the locals for radio shows, my brothers and I are in stitches
>>60139764
Fact-Trinidadians are the laziest people on Earth.
>>60146302
Ehh, I'd say it's a tight competition in this region.
Does suriname count as a carib country, i mean come on please don't include us with Guyana and Brazil.
>>60138494
>USA
>First World country
Pick one
Any chance of one of you lot making it to the 2018 world cup?
>>60146553
I think Guyana counts so you're fucked either way
>>60146553
Yea Suriname counts as /carib/
>>60148627
Probably Trinidad or St.Vincent
>>60148627
There were a few at the last one right? Costa Rica and Honduras if i'm not mistaken?
>>60114304
You summed it up pretty well.
Venezuela aworaki mester zorg pa nan mesun hendenan. Ora cos ta menos hodido nan por sigui planea invadi.
>>60114595
Hopi jammer si. Cu porta nunca Arubiano lo progresa. Semper come otro 'Rubiano. E yiu di Corsou tin rason. Macamba so por manda.
>>60114856
Ki dia nan t'ey lanta un otro partido cu stima su pais? Ah, a woman can dream...
>>60119384
Di unda b'a tende esey? Ahahaha pendeuwnan mester sa MASHA BON di ki lo pasa si nan give up na paspoort Hulandes.
>>60127645
:^)
>>60133446
It has its charms tbqh.
>>60134646
Nah. What about Belize?
>>60138494
>tfw you live somewhere outside the hurricane belt
>>60152133
Ment Jamaica
>>60153864
>somewhere outside the hurricane belt
Hurricanes are fun you are missing out
>>60154982
We get flooded when it pours for ten minutes. Christ, imagine a hurricane.
>>60156391
>colonized by water mages
>gods of all things water
>you guys get flooded
Pathetic
Which Carib country gets the least amount of tourists would you say?
Montserrat?
>>60158685
Well if it isn't Queen cuck
>>60152237
They're central america not carib tho
>>60152133
Hope you make it desu, always nice to see first timers
>>60157687
Probably Aruba
Truly the worst country to ever exist. Also full of the worst people
Are there girls like this in /carib/?
>>60160482
>>60161228
Shoo shoo Nick
>>60161306
Who knows?
>>60161428
Target sighted, it's a big one
Roastie removal squad roll out!
>>60157687
Yea,I would think so
>>60160626
Never going to happen. some things are just to improbable to happen
>>60161306
yes, I saw quite a few today
>>60161633
Noice
I have a mild case of jungle fever because this black girl with a huge juicy ass was standing next to me on the bus. Took every ounce of self control I had to not rape
>>60139556
>Why don't you make your house out of reinforced cinderblocks and hurricane roofs like
most /carib/s?
The wind and rain isn't what flooded us: our city is below sea level, and our levees broke, so all of the water from the lake and river basically filled up the city.
>>60153864
>>60139581
You're lucky: living near water plus having hurricanes is never fun. Tropical storms are pretty comfy though, since you get to just stay inside and watch the crazy wind without worrying about storm surges.
>>60148440
Life is normally pretty okay here, but when we got rekt by Katrina it was definitely third world
>>60139421
Don't kys anon, it gets better
>>60161820
>shitty edition
>see flag
Stop ruining cribby crabby
>>60161985
I smell black person butthurt
>>60162053
Nigga please
>>60161633
nah m8 believe in yourself, if Leicester can win the PL you can go to Russia
