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Cheeky zoot edition
what is zoot
http://www.strawpoll.me/10334234
http://www.strawpoll.me/10334234
http://www.strawpoll.me/10334234
maisie
kpop desu lads
>>60021283
Wait two secs let me spark this zoot
just neutralised a threat
>>60021283
Spliff for you americans
>>60021367
which one?
>>60021359
where have you been
>>60017063
top tier kev gold, wonder how he made the calls though
THE THING ABOUT ARSENAL IS
most handsome british man
god i'm lonely
The name's Bond .... Jane Bond
putting corpsepaint on my face
putting facepaint on my corpse
*tiptoes in stealthily so I don't make any noise*
*steps on a rock*
YEEEEEEEOW!!!!
*stumbles over*
AOOOOGUUUGHHAA!
>>60021371
How good is the weed there?
>>60021445
you're at least 20 years late for that m8
>>60021439
Could be good if she cures a woman of her straightness.
where did the tweet poster go
footie link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irm8Ptgzowg
don't forget to thank BT
off the grid gone off detergents
I can't be seen its disturbing
any single ladies out there p.m. me :)
>>60021514
sent ;)
>>60021480
Depends on the guy.
You get varying degrees. Same in America. I imagine that its better in America though because of all the legal avenues.
DA CHAAAAAAAAAAAMPIONNNNNS
Seolhyun
just had a cracking idea
going to put it to use next time ive got business to attend to
rosy is stunning
Lads is it even possible go "off the grid" in the UK? So small.
>>600215
>>60021507
I'm watching
getting pissed
alone
putting clownfacepaint on me nan
not a fan of this cambodian whore
>>60021488
probably been nicked
Has Rosy ever posted nudes?
>>60021562
scotland
>pregame show
we Yanks now
>>60021507
>tune it
>shit nigger singer
what is this yank wank
>Could be good if she cures a woman of her straightness.
what did s/he mean be this?
If the police arrest Poleaboo or even question him then he is gonna fuck you all up
almost 5 am lads
sick of essays
just ate and already hungers ffs dont want to be a fatty
Business idea rent out the boipussy
>>60021610
>>60021559
let it go lads, its over
>>60021562
Britain is absolutely tiny
There is no real 'countryside' aside from a few national parks which aren't entirely covered with farms and villages
>>60021562
Scottish highlands.
how do i make youtube live streams go full screen instead of just full window
>>60021533
>Depends on the guy
Fuck, how bad are the laws there if you get caught with it? I live in Commiefornia and I have a medical card, so I haven't had to rely on dealers or anything in quite a while. Feels nice when I can just order weed online and not have to worry about the cops or anything.
>>60021507
I honestly didn't believe Brits like football so much
>>60021562
Scotland is your best bet, but if you're planning on doing it long-term then you'd struggle. I did it for 2 weeks once, best experience of my life and I'd highly recommend it.
Might spend a weekend down in Galway during the summer
If I saw Kev walking around the streets I wouldn't know what the rest of the day I'd do, suppose I'd just see how it goes
having some steak and chips
>>60021667
what browser?
or just hit F11
>>60021630
alicia keys is fit
>>60021704
chrome
>>60021647
Drink everyday for a week and your stomach will shrink
>>60021694
I'm moving there in a couple of weeks see you there
>5day weekend
OH BUGGER OFF
razor blade on deck
razor blade my neck
is 700 words too much for a paragraph?
listening to russian neurofunk
>>60021675
>I honestly didn't believe Brits like football so much
Then you are very very mistaken.
WE 7 MEME ARMY NOW
Any Jersey lads or oldfags that can remember, tell me about Edward Paisnel aka The Beast of Jersey.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Paisnel
>>60021760
Yes, definitely.
daily reminder that i could split monica's arsehole in half with a sharp look
Taiwan desu
listening to this album atm, absolutely recc'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bt2G_GpYIs
>Olympics in Brazil
Yeah, I'm sure everything will be absolutely fine. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
janny blocked me lads
that bloke is obviously lip syncing
>>60021786
>>60021831
leaving it as is anyway
>>60021746
wew
is she english?
really makes you think x
>>60021833
hot
>>60021853
http://time.com/4344783/spanish-sailing-team-robbery-olympics/
>>60021817
>town rapist.jpg
>>60021754
Control Panel\System and Security\Windows Update\Change settings
or enjoy windows 10
>>60021853
Worlds leading scientists asked the WHO to cancel the 2016 Olympics over Zika
>>60021853
World Health Organisation and UK Sport say it's ok. I trust hem more than a Farage-spammer on 4chan
>>60021675
P. Bad. Its in the second highest class of drug (B)
>>60021778
Why? That shit is fucking boring and lame. Do a lot Brit grills like it as well?
Who are the kids that walk out with the players? Are they special needs or badly done to? They don't look it.
How do they get chosen?
always laugh when people say reddo instead of reddit
>>60021874
Yeah basically. He buggered dozens of boys on the tiny island of Jersey.
>>60021878
I know how to disable them you melt
I bet it's the botnet telematics update waiting to install, even though I installed GWX Control Panel
Reminder that the footy is on BT showcase freeview channel 59
>>60021917
think they're spoilt little runts
>>60021675
>>60021910
it's not strict at all
you have to get caught 3 times to even be considered going to court for it
>>60021944
so disable them then, just download the security patches
August 26, 1071 was the worst day of my life
>>60021952
thanks lad
>watching football
NORMIES OUT
Should I bum myself tonight or not?
oh great footy is on
>>60021981
can't be arsed right now tbf
Are the lads watching the CL final:??
>>60021981
ey tailad you fuk a lady"boy"?
>>60021916
Fuck off you mong we invented football get out
>>60021910
Feels bad man. Ever smoked 'wax' or BHO? It's pretty big here, but I'm not so sure about it internationally
>>60021952
>freeview
>>60022021
yeah lid
>>60021981
What OS do you use?
>bread and circuses
ah yes "great" britain
>>60022034
*takes a dab hit* WHOOOOOOO DUDE CUSTOMGROW420
>>60022027
fuck off you chav cunt
>>60021917
Usually you buy a mascot package
>>60022021
lots of us
>>60022062
Mostly windows 7
>480p
Lads why do we have such a stringent and loose relationship with our territories like the Gibraltar and the Channel Islands?
Why the fuck can't I just move there?
ahh mm
reminder
feeling sleepy lads 2bh
/brit/ is supporting Athletico, right?
>>60022074
No
>>60022116
tax havens
>>60022084
what do you use to edit pictures?
>>60021659
bollocks. leave the fucking city m9
There is fuck loads of untouched countryside outside the south-east.
women? nah not a fan
>>60022142
>Athletico
>>60022116
You can just move to Gibraltar tho isn't it eu
>>60022118
>official cuck poster of brit !!YBpJKUWjaTP
>>60021624
>not having your work boots on
>>60022142
go fuck off to the game thread you useless cunt
>Athletico
idiot
>>60022142
rorke
>>60022153
Photoshop CS6
say my name
and every colour illuminates
>>60022027
American football is more entertaining than those faggots running around for 45 minutes straight going back and forth and not scoring shit.
>>60022072
DUDE WEED LMAO
That dude is so fucking annoying with his dumbass intro in every video. Still watch his videos though
>When you hear the Champions' League music
>>60022186
why should ai have work boots on desu only need slippers to get pissed in
Need a willy in my bum
>>60022203
you pay for it?
>>60022210
>11 minutes
>>60022173
>>60022198
>>60022199
Autism and no the game threads are shit, football is British culture
>>60022230
for the memes, surprised no-one is taking the piss out of your television rn
>>60021878
what's wrong with windows 10 my dear friend?
>>60021624
haha alri granddad
>>60022235
Need to put my willy in a bum
>>60021916
and most Brits find your sports boring. Yes some girls like football, but it's a men's game here mostly. Some girls are only in it for the attention of being a girl fan, like reddit-tier nerdy gamer girlz xD
>polaroid TV
ahh yes
>I fall for the tesco branding scam
>>60022143
It's bullshit. All of France's territories are considered part of France. I can't believe it when I say it, but we should be more like France.
>>60022175
Bad example. The Fuckland Islands then.
>>60022235
CHESHIRE
H
E
S
H
I
R
E
wait what was the big >>60000000
>>60022239
Does anybody?
>>60022262
Didn't say there was anything wrong with it.
What a save ay
mum: "im just going shops dyou want anything?"
me: (without thinking) "yeah cornetto please"
haha what am i like
>>60022250
>spelling things right makes you autistic
>>60022250
I'm calling you a rorke for supporting atletico you mong
>>60022271
D U B L I N
>ywn lick saras pale pink bushy fanny
what's that spray thing the refs have
when they used it at the uni varsity matches the crowd would make banterous noises in anticipation of it
>>60022302
where'd you get it from?
>>60022235
pls be rosy
>>60022340
shaving cream
>>60022257
some autistic cunt actually did that before
>>60022269
alri
getting proppa pissed lads haha
>showing the goal line technology for something that was blatantly nowhere near the line
>>60022306
tell her to get me a byrants bottom gf
>>60021371
i thought spliffs were a british thing until recently, kek
>>60022321
How the fuck did you know that?
lewd
*telomeres shortening*
*DNA in cells degenerating*
em lads
i think i need to reproduce
NOW
>>60022285
are you the bent cheshire poster
>Polaroid telly lad
Which other oldfags remember this classic gimmick?
Why should I care about the match?
>2 spanish teams from the same city
>>60022346
Are you asking seriously because you want photoshop or are you being le detective?
Honestly not sure..
>>60022306
very good
>>60022280
48" 1080p cost me like £280 over a year ago who gives a shit
>>60022357
>prosecco
>tfw no bru'esh gf
>>60022373
we use the word spliff a lot. more than zoot. joint occasionally.
>>60022302
I was being genuine asking you, because you're probably the most computery guy I (vaguely) know
I would literally shit on my keyboard if you recommended it
>>60022419
me on the top left
>>60022412
because I want it you fool
>>60022403
Yeah
>>60022382
doxxed
>>60022397
cells repeat the process of degeneration and regeneration
>>60022416
yoy already posted that image in reply to my cocktail post
it's cheap in lidl and tastes nice
>>60021916
Most girls I know 'follow' football but they don't really just do it to get in with the lads, a few of them take it seriously though.
car won't start
business idea: we stop being cunts and are nice to each other
>>60022419
Name centre left and bottom left please.
>>60022419
who is middle left? gorgeous!
>>60022407
you shouldn't, because nobody cares about you
>>60021274
Are any of you lads into 80's New Wave and Synthpop?
>tfw there will never be another 2nd British Invasion
>tfw in a Scottish uni and half the students are English
Do you cunts not have unis of your own? I don't want to look at your ratty Anglo faces, you don't even understand the course material and just get pissed.
Where do I find girls like this in Britain?
>>60022463
that's why i posted it again :3
>>60022473
fuck up gay cunt
Are atletico essentially a shit leicester?
>>60022473
HAHAHAHAHA get out of here cunt.
>>60022495
yes
>>60022481
>>60022477
felicity jones and holly earl
>>60022495
sling me some choons lid and i'll evaluate the situation
>>60022503
Literally Central London
There are loads of Koreans here
You can tell because Korean sounds like an angry, ugly version of Japanese
>>60022495
>Synthpop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i96bmJvXrQo
bangre
>>60022478
delet this woolphobic post pls ;_;
>>60022210
Piss off then desu, this is a Brit general if you don't like it don't come here.
>>60022443
Ah right, well there's stuff you can read about, like driver issues, botnet etc.
I just prefer windows 7, I was pointing out how to stop it because a lot of people are being upgraded without wanting it.
>>60022449
The Pirate bay
https://proxybay.tv/
https://thepiratebay-proxylist.org/
find a working mirror because it's blocked in the UK
>>60022503
Japs? Any good uni and Norf LONDON.
arsehole is absolutely geppin lads
>>60021952
cheers
Business idea : everyone in /Brit/ gives me £1 and takes turns raping my boipussy
>>60022547
>Literally only ninetytwo (92) Koreans in Northern Ireland
KILL ME
odd noises coming from upstairs
>>60022419
>natalie dormer will never let you call her mommy as she fingers your ass and lets you suck on her tits
>pooletico poodrid
GOOOOOALLLLLL
1
undecimo
>>60022619
It's me.
RAMOS
A
M
O
S
>>60022520
>>60022532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLfz2bbxxuM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jBwWP0YMws
I mostly know the more popular artists, but I'm still trying to a lot more new stuff to listen to.
>>60022548
Damn, this is really fucking good. Got any other recommendations
>>60022576
keeley is a fucking goddess
so, did she call the 5-O or not
drinking some fermented liquid bread lads
>>60022760
supermalt?
>>60022718
>New Wave
Ricky Gervais all up in this shit like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kuy1Z4wqQ4w
Pre catchy.
I'm sick of you niggas
>>60022725
Was *this* close to calling a crisis meeting with Michael Owen, Daniel Craig and John Oliver.
MY
FINGERS
ARE
RUSTED
FROM
FRIGGING
OVER
BUSTED
>tfw synthwave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeXdRQnogPQ
>>60022557
Thailad, What's the name of your capital city???
>>60022776
no mummy dearest let me have a bud light
>hard drive is clicking
>>60022862
>FRIGGING
Good word desu
just beat enter the gungeon lids
>>60022868
punch it
>>60022868
hope yo ass is backed up pham
>>60022621
thoughts, lads?
>>60022864
London
>>60022718
if you like paul newman chances are you're gonna like synth punk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHBZ93ILNxY
doing a wank and a poo
Should I claim JSA as soon as I graduate or is it too embarrassing?
>>60022868
>not having an SSD
S M H
>>60022868
post CrystalDiskInfo
>>60022901
Fuck you
*Bellslaps you anyway*
who here would like to have my penis inside them?
>>60022957
Bangballs
>>60022936
>Not having both
>>60022968
fuck off Cheshire
>>60022968
could probably do without it desu
>>60022968
sure, I could make a stew
>>60022936
I have an STD
Haven't drunken anything apart from water for about 6 months now
getting bored of the taste
>>60022791
>>60022910
Thanks lads, this is some good stuff
>>60022997
this 2bh pham
>>60022997
i have all my JAV on a 3TB HD and my games on a 500gb SSD
works quite well
My subscription list lads, redpilled as fuck
Aaron Kasparov [24]
American Renaissance
Aussie Flying Ace
AustralianRealist
Bernard Chapin
Black Pigeon Speaks
Brother Nathanael
Can't Stump the Trump
David Duke
Death of Nations
Defeat Modernism
Esoteric Truths
Firestarter Media
History Reviewed Channel
insurgentdude
Kebab TV
Kocayine
Liberal Revolution
Millennial Woes
MillionDollarExtreme
MillionDollarExtreme2
Mister Metokur
Morality Official
Morrakiu
MrSputnik981
Murdoch Murdoch
Naked Ape
Oscar Turner
Pakistani Webms
Paul Joseph Watson
Politically Incorrect
Prince Corsica
ramzpaul
Red Ice Radio
Right Wing Death Squad Entertainment
Sargon of Akkad
Stefan Molyneux
SyrianGirlpartisan
thankscomputer
The Donald
The Golden One
The Great War
ThisisEuropa
ThuleanSpeaks
TL;DR
Traditionalism Archive
Tyrant Fashister
UgandaPizzaPolice
Vladivostok3701
Walt Bismarck
~ C Y B E R N Δ Z I ~
>>60022833
what a group of JUSTs hehe
business idea: sell bottled water to gullible morons and tell them it will cure their diseases
>cousin spent 3 years at uni for useless degree
>will continue working her minimum wage job that she has been doing for the past year whilst at uni
>me
>didn't go to uni
>earn 25k and only work 3 days a week with 5-6 days off in between
>mfw
>>60023059
rorke
Need a Fernando Torres bf
Man try say he's better than me
manspreading in private
>>60022718
afraid not some brit here used to post that a few years ago
off on a week long holiday to barcelona tomorrow lads with the m8s
really not in the holiday mood though, hasn't really hit me that I'm going on holiday
been looking forward to it for months and now it's here I'm completely ambivalent about it
>>60023072
what's your job?
>>60023059
fantastic list
>>60023097
wtf?! i hate you now
Got a headache lads.. might pop down coop and buy some of that premium bottled water.
>>60023072
What do you do lad?
>>60023059
You can't be redpilled and spend that much time on YouTube
>>60023103
well you should get excited and not come off as a boring buzzkill bastard
cmon lad slags and sunshine waheey
>>60021274
good lad, I'm about to partake also
>>60023114
>>60023130
Machinist.
I don't particularly like the job but the work is easy enough (some days I literally do nothing and get paid) and I work with the lads.
>>60022998
haha
how did you know?
>>60023165
>>60021274
NEEEEEED TO FIND A DEALER LADS ASAP
looks like we're getting into the youtube drama age lads
>>60023254
what's happened now
>why yes I do partake in the smoking of marijuana, or weed as I prefer to call it
>>60023165
>>60023215
I like a smoke but hate how much I eat when I do. I literally eat non-stop and wake up the next morning feeling like shit and spend forever on the loo.
>>60023279
>he doesn't do lines of coke in grotty toilets
>>60023279
>marijuana
FOY
>>60023124
me fifth on the right
Quit weed 17 days ago after smoking daily for 5 years
just had a cacophany while injecting a cheeky spliff
need to do a big shite
Me on the right
romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
>>60023270
just watching political channels at each others throats
>youtube subscriptions
>>60023354
fucking professional complainers I swear
>A machinist is a tradesperson who makes, repairs or operates machines and tools. Specifically, a machinist can set up and operate precision metal cutting and grinding machines. These can include lathes, drills, grinders, and milling machines, among others.
>>60023346
why not both
>>60023326
Don't get people who smoke to the point they barely feel it. I like to be able to just enjoy it now and again and only have to smoke 1 joint to get to to where I need to be.
i know a guy who used to smoke T W E N T Y joints a day. FUCKING TWENTY.
>>60023362
Not an argument
tweet poster where are you
Legit question lads
Would I be allowed to join the clubs and societies of a University I don't attend?
Say the fine arts at my Uni was a bit shit and didn't have any qts. Would a good nearby University in my city let me join their fine arts society, or do they not allow that?
3 months of Spotify Premium for 99p lads
>>60023416
>>60023417
cheeky yin yang
>>60023397
here
>>60023384
What's funny about that?
cheeky spliff
>>60023349
6ft underground encased in a wooden box..
>>60023403
hope this doesn't become a gimmick 2bh
>>60023433
post more
>>60023386
jocks and nerds are mutually exclusive
>>60023403
doubt it
>>60023434
>A machinist...operates machines...
>>60023403
got a friend who plays for my uni soccer team but he doesn't attend any uni at all
>>60023387
i smoke about 6 or 7 joints every day. when i want to have something that's going to have a massive effect on me i just drink loads
>>60023426
i'm paying £15 for Spotify family, and £20 for Tidal
>>60023387
Is this him?
>>60023496
>Tidal
FOB
>family
FONT
>>60023103
why would you post this image with this post?
really excited to move to my new flat lads
>>60023496
i'm paying £0 for the youtube app
>>60023496
bit unnecessary
FOB
>>60023500
Who's this and what's in all those parcels?
did a new
>>60023551
>>60023551
>>60023551
>>60023496
>Tiday
Alri Jay Z
Alri
>>60023549
Is it a commune with Mark paintings and hammer and sickles everywhere?
>>60023563
Me and my dark net customers products
>>60023426
How
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fQ60Cq2sL4
