bravo edition
>obligatory english
"Why is Estonia such a wonder of a country?! Only 25 years ago it was devastated by communist rule, but now Estonian people live better than Greece, Portugal and Italy, we're not even talking about ex-USSR.
By the way did you know that public transport is FREE in Estonia?
And they even can VOTE ONLINE?
And NOKIA has facilities over there because Finnish infrastructure is obsolete compared to Estonia, which is LITERALLY permeated with optic fibre?
Bravo, Estonia."
page 10 save
masha'allah
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QY14478ogA
>>60020748
You sound kind of Asian.
also
>axe-USSR
Instead of it sounding like "axe", I'd use the vowel in "red".
>>60020942
I'm half-jap tbf, can't speak a single word of japanese though
thank you for help m8
Bitte, zurückbleiben
I want an arab girlfriend.
>>60020979
Are alot of your friends Asian too? I'm trying to figure out why you still sound Asian if your native language is only Italian.
>>60021160
You're in the right country for it AMIRITE?!?!!!?!?!!?!?!?!
>>60021160
How about a british bf? About the same thing
>>60021332
I have no idea man, I did meet a lot of asians during my year abroad, so it might be that
>>60021338
we should have gassed you when we had the chance
>>60017373
https://youtu.be/v8cw1sYG-mg
>>60021520
off yourself sikhs are bro-tier
>>60017373
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NHIz9nAGeP
>>60017373
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08bR9GnmDI3
>>60021520
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u9JWZL73p5
>>60017373
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07BmC9hfQuA
>>60021338
>How about a british bf? About the same thing
I'm afraid I dont follow.
>>60021648
>spends a minute and a half "debunking" a dank meme
>>60021648
Damn son. And I thought I needed a girlfriend.
>>60021781
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s08bR9GnmDI3
>nokia
:3 so cute
>>60021842
>dank "meme"
>>60021812
damn that was 10/10 the only word that gave it away was "permeated"
>>60021913
>nokia
That's how you pronounce it
>>60022007
nah dude
>>60022048
please tell me you don't pronounce it "know-kee-a" like yanks
>>60022048
pls r8 my pronunciation
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DzGVR8c9d0
>>60021781
Amadán.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0omIgDpKaXI
>>60022150
bretty gud although you said "two" and not tuo
>>60021648
>tfw people from Canada speak English worse than the vast majority of Norwegians
>>60021648
I know French people with better English reading ability
>>60022088
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rKRNpb5IQn
>>60022432
Post Norwegian
>>60022489
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rKRNpb5IQn
yeah so not too far from how we pronounce it. at least not like bogans and yanks
Rate my french.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zojzgog7dw
>>60022432
>>60022470
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04sDaddOXZI
>>60017373
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RnbmHAeVX4
>>60020979
ayyyy im half jap too!
>>60022666
You sound like your chanting some sort of curse...
>666
oh fug
>>60022679
> contradicts his own comeback
You've been in Canada for too long
>>60022679
+ you have an accent mate
>>60022666
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zojzgog7dw
10/10
kek
>>60017373
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Cv9BHRNfiA
>>60022614
It's closer to how we pronounce it than to how you faggots pronounce it.
>>60022754
Beautiful
>>60022794
not really
Mitä vittua sinä oikein sanoit minusta, pikku horo? Tiedäkin, että valmistuin aikoinani luokkani huippuna Erikoisrajajääkäreistä ja että olen osallistunut lukuisiin iskuihiin Al-Qaidaa vastaan ja että minulla on yli 300 vahvistettua tappoa. Olen saanut koulutusta sissijuustosodankäynnistä ja olen koko Suomen asevoimien paras tarkka-ampuja. Et ole minulle mitään muuta, kuin yksi kohde muiden joukossa. Liiskaan sinut tarkkuudella, jonka veroista ei ole koskaan ennen tällä planeetalla nähty, näetpähän vittu vielä. Luulitko, että voit vain puhua minulle tuollaista paskaa Internetissä? Mieti uudestaan, homo. Tälläkin hetkellä olen ottamassa yhteyttä salaiseen, koko Suomen kattavaan vakoilijaverkostooni ja IP-osoitettasi jäljitetään juuri nyt, joten parasta varautua myrskyyn, hintti. Tämä myrsky puhaltaa pois sen säälittävän rikkaruohon, jota sinun elämäksesi kutsutaan. Olet vitun vainaa, penska. Voin olla missä vain, milloin vain, ja voin tappaa sinut yli seitsemälläsadalla eri tavalla, ja nuokin vain paljain nyrkein. Sen lisäksi, että olen huippukoulutettu kamppailulajeissa, minulla on myös käytössäni koko Suomen Puolustusvoimien asearsenaali. Aion ottaa siitä kaiken irti ja lakaisen sillä surkean olemuksesi pois tältä mantereelta, senkin pikku paska. Jos vain olisit tiennyt, millaisen epäpyhän kostoretken "nokkela" pikku kommenttisi tulisi kaatamaan niskaasi, niin ehkä olisit malttanut mielesi. Mutta et voinut, et malttanut, ja nyt maksat siitä hinnan, vitun idiootti. Paskon raivoa yllesi ja tulet hukkumaan siihen. Olet vitun vainaa, kersa!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TZV6gj6WSm
>>60022754
>ex-USSER
>>60022614
There's only one way to pronounce it and it's the Finnish way RÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
>>60022827
>Al-Qaidaa vastaan ja että minulla on yli 300 vahvistettua tappoa
>Al-Qaidaa
Ay, The nordics..
>>60022827
Holy fuck
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m2bPGrubq4
>>60017373
get on my level faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HbjF-XVOmM
>>60022827
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04cNTiJkWN2
Some jap:
https://youtu.be/29FFHC2D12Q
Kimigayo wa
Chiyo ni yachiyo ni
Sazare-ishi no
Iwao to narite
Koke no musu made
>>60021781
you have a nice voice, nigel
>>60021812
are you native french
>>60022693
oh fuck I hope your mum wasn't a shithead and taught you some japanese
I love my mum but she should have done it tbf
>>60022946
>>60022980
:DDD did you get intimidated by "sissijuustosodankäynti" because both of you stopped before it
>>60023052
Finland in general intimidates me desu, but the few finns I met were bro-tier
>>60023035
post yours :3
>>60023052
For me it was the end of a sentence, so I just decided to stop there.
>>60023049
Funny enough I used to only be able to speak Japanese until I was about 5 years old. Now I can't write or speak most of it.
I can understand and read the basic stuff though
>>60022976
Ayyy janusz
>>60023134
Ever thought of studying it just for MUH HERITAGE? I mean, I kinda feel guilty about it
>>60022827
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CSEZVvKkA3
I'm actually Finnish
>>60023248
Yeah I have. More for business reasons rather than heritage, but being able to actually hold a conversation with my relatives would be nice.
Problem is I:
A) Can't be bothered
B) Have to study other shit
>>60017373
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XmfL2acGa0
>>60023275
Honestly you sound like a native Finnish down's syndrome person :DDDDDD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qdHm8ibASb
>>60022509
I can't find anything fun.
I'll just post something off the back of a package of sauerkraut I have here:
Ole Konrad Flogstad kommer fra en familie som i generasjoner har levert kål til Nora. Sammen med 14 andre lokale gårdbrukere leverer han hvert år det beste av sine avlinger til Nora. Hos Nora bruker vi disse flotte råvarene til å lage Nora Surkål - nordmenns favoritt og originalen siden 1956. Det er både vi på Nora og dyrkerne i Ostfold utrolig stolte av.
Håper det smaker!
>>60023399
>a native Finnish down's syndrome person
so a mongol mongoloid?
>>60023117
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RvkNYH0Mmv
>>60023432
JUST
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tOw1AnEUwS
>>60023341
Yeah between work and gf I have almost no free time at all, feels bad
give something interesting to read
I'm a professional voice actor tbhfams
>>60023593
you might know this lad
Nove maggio. Grazie al cielo è venuta la pioggia, è servita a ripulire un po' le strade dalla immondizia che si era ammonticchiata. Lavoro tutta la notte adesso, dalle sei del pomeriggio alle sei del mattino, certe volte anche la domenica; è una fatica ma almeno mi tiene sempre occupato. Guadagno trecento, trecentocinquanta alla settimana, certe volte anche di più, quando faccio senza tassametro. Vengono fuori gli animali più strani, la notte: puttane, sfruttatori, mendicanti, drogati, spacciatori di droga, ladri, scippatori. Un giorno o l'altro verrà un altro diluvio universale e ripulirà le strade una volta per sempre. Io vado per tutta la città, lavoro a Bronx e Brooklyn, lavoro anche ad Harlem che è pieno di negri, io me ne frego del colore della pelle ma certi ci badano, certi miei colleghi i negri non li portano, per me non fa nessuna differenza. (Travis Bickle)
>>60017373
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RWLVqxspif
Mine
>>60023454
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RvkNYH0Mmv
Very nicely done lad, very nice indeed
Ok rate my english. How bad is it and is it too russian?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kQuR7U6BHi
>>60023432
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oPY6fu9oaK
>>60023432
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DZPQmYj15s
>>60023593
I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish Wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.
I roll my "r" when I'm nervous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nzpAkNQUfG
>>60023738
Great English, good pronunciation!
Accent wise, doesn't sound too Russian, at times I thought it sounded French (Maybe I heard a "ze" instead of "the"?)
>>60023640
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19gqaXe0NnW
>ripulire
>>60023640
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tyGozJ0sfD
>>60023791
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dorGLgR0CW
>>60023903
Very French/10.
Rather than penetrated its "per me 8 id"
>>60023903
>Maybe I heard a "ze" instead of "the"?
Most likely. Still the same shit for me without practice.
>>60023738
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mNeie1jfpR
>>60023771
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s19gqaXe0NnW
lel you sound like this italian comedian
>>60023950
You sound VERY spanish, good job, it's very clear from start to finish, it's not fluent but I can understand every single word
>>60023399
Your accent is great, I love it.
>>60024067
sorry, meant for this finnlad >>60023905
>>60023041
Yes I am lad.
>>60024015
It "po moemU", not "po moEmu".
>>60023950
pls
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pq43HLFLd4
>>60024147
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HSQHt9XUWY
>>60023901
>I roll my "r" when I'm nervous
top fucking kek
r8 my French pls
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SwO3P14iSr
>>60023791
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DRDdFk6wB2
>>60024228
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Sc0pnN9zqw
>>60023901
are you of African origin? I think I detect a hint of it.
>>60024228
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12dMjUmIKGx
>>60017373
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J3sSjkROYl
>>60022827
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UKw1QSJ1wB
I'm fairly drunk.
>>60023791
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zaR42FEb0G
>>60024248
14/20
Understandable but not very natural. I think it's mainly a problem of tone in the first phrase.
Could you r8 my English more than just top kek ?
>>60024367
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05diZ6KGCg3
>>60024358
Kek absolutly not
>>60024367
How old are you?...
>>60024394
"Public transport" was all fucked up. Try slowing down slightly "Vote" sounded like "boat." The stuff Nokia was a bit too fast as well. English is a slow language, so keep that in mind. Lastly, the i in "fibre" should sound like "eye".
Overall 7.5/10. Not bad at all.
>>60024520
>>60024563
33
unfortunately my deepest voice is tenor buffo
>>60023791
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mXfTHcGSyS
Unusual extract, noice
>>60023640
Can't do the whole thing.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dgaZtKk050
>>60022666
syed istighfar/10
put more soul into it
>>60024520
oh okay.
it's GREECE like Grease, not GRACE
and it's VOTE like coat, not fought
and it's FIBRE like viber.
other than that it's pretty good
>>60024588
The "public transport" thing is the wine + my catalan accent.
In catalan it's the same, just swapped: "transport public". But we pronounce it slightly different.
>>60024131
>>60023640
Tried again, I know I butchered it but it was pretty fun anyway :DD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n8UAwD2UGc
>>60024682
FSS will hear me through thin walls.
>>60024479
>Could you r8 my English more than just top kek ?
Yeah, sure.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06wT5gxEVxy
>>60024135
lol wow excellent/10
hope my french is as good one day
>>60024786
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0st74i4oWoI
>>60024281
made me smile/10
>>60024410
pretty good, accent is a little thick but it's endearing, 7/10
>>60024646
great again, 9/10
>>60023901
started of very french/10 by the end it was very sacha baron cohen in the dictator
>>60023791
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BWFw2HRu28
Was this some next level sweden yes pasta?
>>60024814
Napoleon wasn't French though tb h
>>60025001
Pretty sure it's a passage from Ulysse. That Taiwanese anon posts stuff from Ulysse pretty often.
>>60025078
Ulysses by J. Joyce you fucking mongoloid
your crack-addled mama's called Ulysse
>>60024830
he requested in-depth analysis
>>60023901
Are you taking the piss or is this legit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aEp7oNVwlK
>>60025138
pretty much native-tier
>>60024786
>nokia as "know-kia"
also are you sitting in the middle of the jungle m8
>>60025138
you sound like you're speaking in a movie or something nice/10
>>60025282
>also are you sitting in the middle of the jungle m8
Pretty much, and it's only gonna get worse next month with all these cicadas. I can already hear them off in the woods, and I'm on the verge of killing myself because of it.
>>60025138
you could do a good movie trailer voice I think
"In a world where the sun burns cold, and the wind blows colder, a visitor has come but not by herself...."
>>60024814
Thanks mate.
>>60025134
Mean english person
>>60024786
Thanks m8
Rolled r was just my autism showing
Will try with something else if there's one in the thread
>>60025385
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JeiWGnyYbj
>>60024761
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xjN5j4m0gd
go for it!
if you guys want to try some cool shit, you can pick any verse or complete it:
Hattulan pappilan apupapin papupata pankolla kiehuu ja kuohuu
Appilan pappilan piski, paksuposki, pakkas kapsäkin ja pinkaisi juoksuun
Kirkon peräpilari
Kokko, kokoo kokoon koko kokko.
Mustan kissan paksut posket
Riisin raasin rusina, kärrynpyöriä tusina
Vesihiisi sihisi hississä
Ynneli, jynneli, jyrinä, yltyy hyttysen hyrinä
Ärrän kierrän orren ympäri ässän pistän taskuun
Larin haalariralli
Katso Risto itse ratsasti Petsamoon asti
Laura Rauhala
Keskikokoinen käki istuu keskimmäisellä keski oksalla kaksi saksankeksiä nokassa
Keksijä Keksi keksi keksin, keksittyään keksin, keksijä keksi keksi keksin keksityksi
Onkiva Rovasti joka onki varovasti on kiva Rovasti
Luoja loi lumen, Luoja loi lumenluojan, Luojan luoma lumenluoja loi Luojan luoman lumen
Kas vain, sanoi kasvain ja kasvoi vain. Sillä vain kasvain voi kasvaa noin vain.
Raparperi lirua reilu litra.
Good luck and have fun, here's mine for reference :D
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0342BtjUi1X
>>60025479
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gBhDiwXeiq
>>60025790
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07Zn2sCZr01
>>60025442
why don't you try telling us something about yourself, or how your day is going? You will improve much faster if you do that, rather than just reading a text out loud.
>>60025888
BUSTED
>>60025385
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fub8KIuvFP
>>60017373
contriboosion
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XvL6zjWjTl
>>60025888
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c3ZtfgINi4
>>60025385
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09cVe0lq1eg
Can we have some spanish up in this bitch ?
Hello
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KbisFNx7EA
How do I find glow-in-the-dark paint parties with hot Jap women, famalam? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz9XonsuEZU
>>60026682
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Co233zJp4A
>>60026749
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZfujcXy8SW
>>60026913
MY
BYLI
SARMATY
I CHUJ
>>60026913
lmao what was that?
>>60026171
nice you sound like a happy guy.
>>60026984
Perfect polish without any accent,
Post tongue twisters
B
post Slavic languages
>>60027111
Shla bulba po bulbe is sosala bulbu xD
Post some French texts
>>60027111
Qu’un chasseur sachant chasser sur ses échasses sache chasser sans son chien de chasse !
Any poker tonight?
>>60023593
>I'm a professional voice actor tbhfams
Not a very good one, unfortunately.
>>60027134
przepraszam szanownego pana Przewalskiego, szanownemu w najpospolitszy sposób nie posłużyła służba u najszlachetniejszego pana szambelana
Zaszczyckiego, szczerze powątpiewam jakoby ów szczycił się szczególnie szykiem czy ogładą
please read this
Cauzele autismului nu sunt încă înțelese complet, dar se crede că tulburările se datorează unor defecțiuni genetice, ale unor interacțiuni între gene sau mutații rare cu efecte majore.[1] În unele cazuri rare, autismul este asociat cu agenți teratogeni (care produc defecte natale). Studii asupra unor populații mari au demonstrat că nu există nicio legătură între vaccinări, autism și thimerosal.[2] Studiul lui Andrew Wakefield care a inițiat o campanie de presă și a determinat unii părinți să nu-și vaccineze copiii a fost discreditat iar jurnalistul de investigație Brian Deer a arătat că datele folosite în studiu au fost o fraudă științifică
>>60027191
fugg D:
>>60027191
>>60027351
still waiting for a text from you two
>>60025935
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Os151zQv9u
>>60027221
this desu
pls bring women. i'm so lonely FUCK
>>60027207
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VJN5VxaefW
>>60027250
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00PzJ8jMABI
>>60027506
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VJN5VxaefW
That's not bad but you have to say it faster t b h
>>60027313
Fuck rumanian gib italium .
>>60027412
let's hear them rolled r's
Люблю гpoзy в нaчaлe мaя,
Кoгдa вeceнний, пepвый гpoм,
кaк бы peзвяcя и игpaя,
Гpoхoчeт в нeбe гoлyбoм.
Гpeмят pacкaты мoлoдыe,
Boт дoждик бpызнyл, пыль лeтит,
Пoвиcли пepлы дoждeвыe,
И coлнцe нити зoлoтит.
C гopы бeжит пoтoк пpoвopный,
B лecy нe мoлкнeт птичий гaм,
И гaм лecнoй и шyм нaгopный -
Bce втopит вeceлo гpoмaм.
Tы cкaжeшь: вeтpeнaя Гeбa,
Кopмя Зeвecoвa opлa,
Гpoмoкипящий кyбoк c нeбa,
Cмeяcь, нa зeмлю пpoлилa.
>>60027506
Polish one is cute
>>60027313
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vUUOhLb3ZH
>>60027461
>i'm so lonely FUCK
Dude just go outside lmao
>>60027506
>powĄtpiewam
m8 you brainfarted
>>60027729
I am outside
https://streamable.com/42qk
>>60027729
Are you Owen? If so, are you enjoying Germany?
>>60027671
Post bulbarussian plz plz
>>60027750
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zoMSQZqCbV
>>60027611
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qfL2fBmqrh
>>60027207
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RfDRujW2Pz
>>60027611
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17r3dZLSyIY
prolly fucked up the stress
>>60027998
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RfDRujW2Pz
It lacks some speed !
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iJDHHVdFl2
>>60027750
How bad was the accent besides that?
>>60027700
9/10
are you familiar with the language?
>>60028046
you keep sounding like Strzechowska when you don't pay attention
>>60028081
lived with a Romanian for a while, he introduced me to the language
>>60027891
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BGp6dNR63h
У выpai вeтpaзь знiкae
Зa хвaляй, нiбы нa cпaчын,
I змopa ягo нe злякae,
He cпынiць тyгoй дaлячынь.
У змpoкy зiхoткaя здpaдa
Зaвaбiць хлycнёй y вipы,
Ha зoлкy cкaнae пpынaдa
I квoлы пpaмeнь нa жвipы.
Paптoўнa згaдaныя мpoi
У кapyнкaх пяшчoтнaй тyгi
Пaвoльнa знiкaюць, як cтpoi,
У бязвaжкacцi квoлaй cмyгi.
Знiкae ўcхвaлёвaны вeтpaзь:
З кyнeгaю пiльнa caчy,
Як вoдap aздoбiў пaвeтpa,
I ў бeздaнi знiчкi лiчy.
>>60027997
Are you a slav?
>>60028007
creepy tbн
>>60028160
Maybe I just need to read more so I can pay attention to how I talk and not waste attention on how to read the words
>>60028203
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jM6s8PH771
>>60027456
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10flrwtkm9a
>>60027854
>Owen
Fucking kys don't you ever say that again
It's quite nice. Met some pretty cool people. Brits on a stag do, a Fussian who connects drug dealers with suppliers, an American named after a shotgun, another one who showed me home made videos of him bombing the Taliban.
The only annoying thing is that 90% of the people I catch checking me out are like 16 year old Turks. I feel creepy just being around.
>>60028425
ayy m8
>>60028484
Russian not Fussian.
>>60028484
aw m8, real happy to hear you seem to be having a good time. My only question is, why are you on here ? It's a saturday night, get out lad!
>>60028513
I do my beast.
>>60028521
You like russian mafia? Are they any better than muslims?
>>60028484
holy shit, you were actually telling the truth. that's really cool man, i'm legitimately happy for you!
>The only annoying thing is that 90% of the people I catch checking me out are like 16 year old Turks
I don't see the problem?
>>60028245
of course
>>60028203
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tIUgDLH7Bb
>>60028569
you sound kinda nordic
>>60028635
Well, I speak English and Polish every day, maybe I have some fucked up mixture of accents when I try to speak another language
>>60028203
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ss9Aw4y8R4
r8 my English please
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DHipko52PS
>>60028819
Talk slower
>>60028819
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Baq6wcClPK
>>60028725
you're the only one who hasn't fucked up the pronunciation
have a kot :3
>>60028819
wtf is wrong with you kid?
>>60028943
киca кpyтaя, cпacибo
>>60028995
drunk
>>60028883
slow talking is no fun
>>60029084
2bh that's a quintessential feature of english, unless you''re an auctioneer
>>60029017
your mom know about this?
>>60029217
or from Bwoston
>>60029217
idk brits talk fast as fuck
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aCFm10e8te
>>60029218
I'm not underage
This thread has turned to shit.
>>60029522
'
i was expecting her to take a shit tbqh. kind of disappointed now
>>60029522
who is this?
>>60029682
sasha grey you caveman
sperm clinic video
>>60029682
You don't have to pretend you don't know her lad, you're among friends here.
>>60028547
Because the English guys I was out with for like three days straight drank me fucking dry.
>>60028554
They're definitely more fun. We drank and I taught him a few card games.
>>60028561
>I don't see the problem?
You a pedo though
>>60029736
Is your CRT computer-monitor facing the door? Do you ever get concerned that your parents will walk down into the basement and see you wanking?
let's watch some porn together lads. suggestions?
>>60029791
>You a pedo though
Too beta to make a move I presume ? Can't say I'm surprised.
>>60029851
Hello, my Arab brother.
>>60029791
>You a pedo though
>Pedophilia is defined as the fantasy or act of sexual activity with prepubescent children
>prepubescent children
16 is pretty much 18, twice as far from puberty. And it's 100% legal in most o wester Europe. checkmate faggot
>>60029814
Tori Black and Manuel Ferrara.
>>60029810
I only jerk off when I'm alone.
>>60029915
I'm not fucking someone 4 years younger than me, m8
>>60030014
It's ok if you're scared. There's no shame. Maybe you like guys.
>>60030141
I'll crush your hips, grandpa.
Post yourselves saying this:
>"The French champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence. There is a California champagne by Paul Masson, inspired by that same French excellence. It's fermented in the bottle and like the best French champagne it's vintage dated."
>>60030014
If you were 24, would you seriously not fuck someone 20? come on man. i mean look, if i'm being honest, i have no interesting in fucking a 16 year-old because they're just simply immature and i get annoyed just hearing them speak. BUT im not gonna say i wouldn't fuck them because they're 6 year's younger than me. i wouldn't fuck them because they're don't have any life-experience and the worst problem they've ever faced is waiting for the fucking school bus while it's raining.
>>60030014
no but seriously, is your sister still single, oder?
>>60030302
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eaWyOh8SMM
test
sup guys
>>60030302
pardon my rain
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z9PlyQCORs
>>60030465
Hey lad, sup ?
>>60030493
doing anything fun?
>>60030522
Nothing particular t b h
>>60030323
24 and 20 is not the same as 16 and 20
>>60030302
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PTMsHMDdUG
>>60030554
>24 minus 20 equals 4
>20 minus 16 equals 4
checkmate gwhaleguh
>>60030554
also join poker so we can talk about how much fun you're having in my ancestral homeland, and bring your new german friends, pls.
>>60030668
>4
Pedo
>>60030938
Can't join on phone m8
>>60030938
nobody is at the poker
also, i'm 20 :3
>>60031042
>dat file
i don't know much about europe but it looks more like germany/france than it does ireland, so damn dude you're actually in germany. that's really fucking awesome!!!
>>60023399
Hydraylic press man?
>>60031212
I'd like to live in Europe.
>>60031256
same.
>>60022666
Pretty gud.
>>60031396
Jerome?
>>60030302
I remember that ad and it's outtakes when the man was piss drunk
Not really Orson's proudest moment
Guys, what about pronounce? How do you learn that?
