>British documentary
>Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the pray mantis following a spider
>american documentary
>guitar riff playing in the background
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>more flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>more flashy jump cuts
>the mantis strikes
>strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND IT'S OVER IN A FLASH
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE MANTIS
>Starwipe to the next clip
Not this again.
>>60016811
can't you handle the truth?
>>60016811
yes
>american documentary
>all the audio is in spanish
>dae love the BBC
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>>60016753
Imagining the American documentary as an Australian one really makes it much better
>>60016811
It's true tho
>>60016979
why tho
aussies don't do that
>>60016753
Those aren't documentaries, but regular tv shows
I agree, and you mean these?
American Documemtary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9hvHSCzlWw
British Documentary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wKu13wmHog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsp9bMQz7lc
Try and watch this without laughing
>>60016851
This would always happen in school but we kept them and played them because half of the class could understand it. Almost failed biology because of this.
Based nature
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC6I8iPiHT8
>>60016753
This might be the funniest thing I've ever seen on /int/
>>60016979
>australian documentary
>didgeridoo plays in the background
>YEW WOULDNA WANT ON' OF THESE MANGY CUNTS IN YA BILLABONG
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THIS CHAZZWAZZA MIGHT LOOK LIKE A POSH BLOKE, BUT THIS WILY BANANA BENDA IS A PROPAH-
>abos suddenly chant in unison
>BLOODY SHITCUNT
>more flashy jump cuts
>THIS FOOKIN' SPOIDAH CUNT DOESNT KNOW WHATS COMING TO HIM, THE MANTIS BEEN OFF THE GOON ALL BLOODY DAY
>more flashy jump cuts
>the mantis strikes
>strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>HAHAHAHAHA SILLY LITTLE BLOIGHTAH
>THAT FAT WEAJ CUNT
>SHOULDA FUCKED OFF
>Starwipe to the next clip
The American version sounds more interesting to be honest. Probably the reason why we produce more intellectuals and have better universities is because we make science interesting for kids at a young age.
>>60017377
FUCK forgot to change Americans
>australian documentary
>didgeridoo plays in the background
>YEW WOULDNA WANT ON' OF THESE MANGY CUNTS IN YA BILLABONG
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THIS CHAZZWAZZA MIGHT LOOK LIKE A POSH BLOKE, BUT THIS WILY BANANA BENDA IS A PROPAH-
>abos suddenly chant in unison
>BLOODY SHITCUNT
>more flashy jump cuts
>THIS FOOKIN' SPOIDAH CUNT DOESNT KNOW WHATS COMING TO HIM, THE MANTIS BEEN OFF THE GOON ALL BLOODY DAY
>more flashy jump cuts
>the mantis strikes
>strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for Bruce
>slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>HAHAHAHAHA SILLY LITTLE BLOIGHTAH
>THAT FAT WEAJ CUNT
>SHOULDA FUCKED OFF
>Starwipe to the next clip
>>60017381
t. ritalin addict
>>60017220
>Nearly laughed it at 0:28
>Guitar riff at 0:50
>Lost it
>>60017457
I take Adderall thank you very much.
t. Uni student
>>60017457
Mate like 75% of kids in merica today are on some type off add/adhd meds it's pretty fucked
>>60016753
This is spot on.
It makes for good tv desu. Pic related was fucking great.
>>60017489
Same damn the guitar riff
>>60017220
It's amazing that you learn so little from tv.
>>60017220
>>60016753
>American war movies
>1 american soldier runs through enemy fire spraying with his 30round mag thompson of infinite ammo killing 67 german soldiers and then a grenade blows up in his face
>UHH IM WOUNDED
>>60017220
Why do they add all those stupid SFX? Do Americans think that's how bugs sound?
>>60017220
That was pretty entertaining to be honest. Better than that dry David Attenborough shit.
>>60017975
>Better than that dry David Attenborough shit.
and this is why this thread was made
>>60017921
Spot on
>>60018032
So putting effort into making documentaries appealing to children is a bad thing?
>>60018123
its just bloody retarded
>make a European documentary
>no one watches European media
>produce American media
>translated into every continental European language and broadcasted on every TV between the shitty soccer games
Hmmm
>>60018213
Maybe you are just too sensitive and obsessed with what Americans do
>>60018123
it's totally retarded
>>60018281
>soccer
oh fuck me
>>60018344
So is a lot of animation for children. If you don't like it, don't watch it. America produces lots of other documentaries.
>>60018123
They would rather watch porn play with Gundam's than watch documentaries. So it's pretty pointless.
>>60018281
>>no one watches European media
You mean no one outside Europe watches high end media aimed at educated people. Lowest Common Denominator shit from America can be understood by any fuckwit because 2 syllables would be "unfair to the average person"
>>60018281
>soccer
It's football faggot
>>60018449
Ain't it funny that America produces the smartest people in the world though.
>>60018474
It is soccer in American English.
There was a better quality one, but I couldn't find it any more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y7c07vXTRY
>>60018563
funny no, surprising yes but then how would you know?
>>60018563
>Ain't it funny that America produces the smartest people in the world though.
It's funny that you actually believe that.
>>60018613
>soccer
>late 19th cent.: shortening of Association (Football) + -er4.
Literally chav tier, m8.
>>60017220
>>60016753
:^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wKu13wmHog
>>60016753
Hily shit I'm and fuck u for making this thread I can't stop laughing. Fuck you man
>>60018123
Adapting things for children doesn't mean make it retarded.
Look up "once upon a time... life" for quality documentaries for children (and adults)
>>60018655
>>60018675
>This denial
Sorry that Cambridge and Oxford have lost their prestige mate. It has all gone to Silicon Valley and the Ivy League.
>>60018449
>high end media aimed at educated people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HQtj2xlJj4
>>60016753
Holy shit this is pretty accurate.
>>60018690
That was pretty good up until the end, when it became cringeworthy.
>>60018807
In the US perhaps.
Here I'd prefer Oxbridge over most Ivy League schools, only Harvard and Yale have the same reputation
>>60018910
>>60018910
You are probably right, but the US has most of the top universities besides a couple in the UK and elsewhere across Europe and the world.
>>60018822
Goddamn Brits are so fucking ugly. How do these people even breed?
>>60019056
If US universities are so good how come a degree from them isn't enough to land a job in Canada and they require skill upgrading?
>>60019144
Because countries force people to retake exams. They do the same shit here with foreign doctors.
>>60017220
Thats not a documentary though.
>>60018690
Great editing - wonder how they shoot this.. obviously some super powered macro lens.
>>60017220
BRAVO USA
>german documentary
>"let me explain to you why it's Deutschlands fault, that the spider died"
>next 40 minutes are about why Hitler hated spiders and how he supported the mantis
>>60016753
Someone do a stereotypical rendition of a German documentary.
>>60018563
>produces
the right term here is "imports"
>>60017168
Pffffffuuuuuuuuuuck mantises
>>60025047
What do you have against mantises amigo
>guitar riff playing in the background
>>60022355
Gut Post
100% true, the only reason I've turned my TV on in the past 6 years is for the weather channel and vidya gaems
>>60017220
Holy shit I can't find my sides anymore.
>>60017220
>those fucking sounds
>>60017220
It's like they are talking to retards.
wait a minute....
>>60018123
I watched PBS nature all the time as a kid. I didn't need any retarded edgy narration to ruin the scenes.
>>60029728
wew
