>tfw the "meme" about americans being LITERALLY retarded is actually true
>talking to girl
>mention Hitler
>"who's that?"
There's no way anybody is this retarded
I'll believe it 2bh
>>60009750
I can't believe that.
>>60009853
>American women
I believe it
>>60009853
i believe it
>"ooh you mean HEATLURRR"
>>60009750
also why the fuck do you casually talk about fucking Hitler with a random Girl you just met
>>60009750
Bullshit
why are you talking to a girl about hitler
yes there are vapid blondes in america i met some who didn't know what year 911 happened
>>60009750
Wha tdid you expect from people who call it "Lous anyeleis"?
>>60009750
rather than an matter of intelligence per say it may be an issue of cultural gap between the commoners and the elite.
>>60009750
I have never met anybody who didn't know who hitler was unless they were a little kid
stop lying
>dumb bitch asks what computer science is
>explain it
>she blankly nods
Dumb grandma
>>60009750
must retarded revisionist sjw
>>60010079
Literally nobody calls it that
It would be nice if someone knew the difference between knowledgeable and intelligent
Retarded implies the slowness of learning
Not knowing hitler is not representative of that, there is too much implication
>>60009750
>be visiting US with gf to meet her family
>go with gf and her mum to get groceries
>at the deli
>hey how's it goin, can I please ge-
>AUSTRALIA
>...sorry?
>YOU'RE FROM AUSTRALIA OR NEW ZEALAND BUT I'M PRETTY SURE AUSTRALIA
>oh...haha...yeah I'm an Aussie...could I please get half a-
>I KNEW YOU WERE AUSTRALIAN I CAN TELL BY YOUR ACCENT
>
>
>
>mfw
>>60010419
You should have showed her your dick
>>60010419
>anon's first time communicating with someone not over the Internet
Apparently one of my housemates didnt know who david cameron was
>>60010505
It was just a bit of a culture shock to be surrounded by an entire country of autists. Wasn't used to it back home.
>>60010419
wait dont americans mix brit and aussie accents up as well, never mind aussie and new zealand accents
>>60010164
>mother asks me what i'm reading
>tell her about chaos theory and all the minute interactions that scale upwards and convalesce into an unpredictable whole
>give her a rough outline of set theory and tell her a little about the history of positivism and the rigor necessary to come to conclusions using these constructs as tools
>oh okay
cunt
>>60010562
She sounded like a retard but that is kinda the opposite of autism.
>>60010419
>are you from Dutchland?
>hey sorry for dresden hitler did nothing wrong IKR?
>Im 1/40 german too.
>muh microbreweries
>i heard you dont have microwaves
>>60010606
I was asked if I was British on that trip many a time. Also South African a few times.
>>60010559
That is impossible
I hope..
>>60010562
To be honest, Americans range from very knowledgeable, intellectual geniuses, to useless dumbfucks who can't tell Sun and Moon apart
>>60010005
The concept of teaching about Hitler offends them so of course they don't know who he is.
>>60010637
>>i heard you dont have microwaves
Nigga watt? What is this meme?
>>60010079
What are you trying to say? Like... The actual word. I don't understand your phonetics.
>>60010677
This is a pretty spot on description
>>60010677
That's actually a fair description
>>60010419
>be visiting USA
>go to party with cousin
>try to talk in a heavy accent so people will react
>nobody cares
>walk up to girls and attempt it again with a big "heeeellååå"
>just shake their heads and walk away
WHY COULDN'T I'VE BEEN AUSTRALIAN
>>60009750
How is it retarded to concentrate only on things you care about and are relevant?
I bet that girl is smart as fuck in the fields and interests she is passionate about. She doesn't need to remember a bunch of retarded bullshit about all the Seiges of WW2 for her life.
>Texan girl comes to Spain on an exchange program
>Confess to me that before coming here she thought Spain was a region of Mexico
>>60010079
What's that supposed to mean
>>60010708
They think we are somehow stuck in the 40s or something.
Just look at american movies playing in "Europe"
>>60009750
>be my ex-gf
>says "World War II... was that the one with Hitler"
>>60010606
They mix up kiwi and Aussie. For British they have only 2 concepts: posh and cockney. I grew up watching the BBC so I can code switch or at least tell where regional accents are from.
That's just ignorant it would be retarded if she thought he was one of the worse people ever
>>60010562
>Australians
>not autistic
>>60010419
appreciate the filename
>>60010677
Every single person here is different. Alot of people don't get that...
My East Asian wife asked me a long time ago, "What is American Culture?"
I responded, "We have no culture".
Because we really don't, our culture is having no culture. There's no sociological mindset to funnel people into a certain personality. Just do whatever the hell you want.
>>60010812
>>60010559
Unless they browse /int/ ,the average american has no idea about geography or politics.
They know "President" Merkel and Putin and thats it.
>>60010708
They have a surplus of ovens, no need for microwaves.
Ovens in which to make their luftwaffles
>>60010806
Fucking attention whoring swedes
>>60010890
>That's just ignorant it would be retarded if she thought he was one of the worse people ever
t. /pol/
Someone who caused one of the most tragic and world-changing wars in Europe is pretty significant and can be considered a bad person desu.
>>60010832
>stuck in the 40s
>probably the mos technologically advanced country in Europe
Is this really how Burgers view Germany?
>>60010809
Why do you hate Jews?
>>60010419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hOLm_k6eCs
>>60010809
Hitler is constantly referenced in ever medium. He is one of the most influential humans of all time. How the fuck do you get through life and not know who he is.
>>60010933
my thoughts.
what autist starts a conversation about fucking ww2
>>60009750
Hitler was a cool guy. He fought commies and didn't afraid of jews.
>>60010978
Ww2 is always a good topic as long as the girl is an autist as well
>mention Hitler
>"who's that?"
Dat american education.
>there are people who think hitler is still relevant
>tfw still living in a post-ww2 world where everything is dictated by who won and who lost in a war 70 years ago
>>60010806
Scandinavian accents, particularly Swedish and norwegian, are viewed as funny, not attractive.
Hottest accents are:
-australian
-kiwi
-continental Spanish
-posh
Ones we like to hear because they're easy on the ears:
-patois
-ugandan
-korean
>mention Hitler
![deepah5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/y5Gidyu.jpg "deepah5[1].jpg")
Hitler ate poo poo, look it up
>>60010978
Smarter girls might like it if they're into history. I remember I talked about BoB with some girl on a party but I sperged about the concentration-camp episode being fiction and she got offended or something.
>>60010068
He is a btard, never mind.
>>60011094
El PeruANO
>>60011077
y-your accent in Swedish is shit aswell
>>60011022
>dating autistic girls.
Yeah have fun with that.
>>60011111
Checked your quints Vladmir
>>60010967
Most people here think old buildings = No progress
Because here the older the buildings are (save historical landmarks) generally the poorer and less developed it is. This of course is eschewed by big cities but we put up new facades frequently to combat this weird perception.
>>60011077
-continental Spanish
I thought people there disliked it?
>>60011077
>Not mentioning Irish accent
Women want to fuck me whenever I set foot in your country. The Irish accent is the world's strongest aphrodisiac, at least in the US.
>>60010419
Same happened with me, except I am an American in the land of leaves
also I'm from dang Maine so I was a little impressed they could smell the freedom on me when I live right fuckin there
>>60009750
Who's Hitler? That's a wierd name haha
>>60010967
I've heard of Americans asking if there are cars in Germany or if there's electricity in Germany
>>60009750
>>talking to girl
>>mention Hitler
Well, you too.
>>60011077
tfw this is true
>>60011233
Just some guy with 6million on his account
>>60009750
>mention Hitler
>"who's that?"
Neiß.
People seem to finally forget.
Americans always ask me if I were French when they hear my accent.
:(
>>60010068
Yeah. Smells like bullshit.
>>60011193
Two words: Antonio banderas
>>60011204
Nahhhh. Nahhhhhhhhhhh. Irish is like southern, depending on how thick/where from you come off as a yokel/proto-hillbilly or leprechaun.
>>60010956
German aggression was not a declaration of a global war, it was the British and French who created the global war of WWII.
Stalin and Mao are perfect examples of 20th century figures far worse figures than Hitler but no one thinks that because they didn't fuck with the Eternal Anglo
>>60010915
We do have a culture
If we didn't this nation would fall apart way too fast
America is in a hilarious situation where there is very little that actually unites the people
There is no common religion
No common people
The language is becoming less common
It's beautiful to watch a nation citizens slowly become more and more different from one another
Im glad that normies in america haven't discovered finland yet
>>60011304
You can thank 30 years of Americans doing bad "cherman" accents in war movies.
Also...
"Ve vill kom back and cut off your chonson!"
>>60011260
That's not ignorance about the details of germany, that's ignorance about anywhere outside of their state.
>>60011304
This.
Brits instantly know I'm German though.
>>60009750
Why would any decent conversation lead to talking about Hitler?
>>60011363
Velkom to de huudrolic press channel
>>60010677
You only say this because America is huge
You could say literally the same thing about any large country such as Russia or China or even fucking India
>>60011355
>Stalin and Mao are perfect examples of 20th century figures far worse figures than Hitler but no one thinks that because they didn't fuck with the Eternal Anglo
I agree, but to feign being unaware of how people can think of Hitler as "evil" is pretty ridiculous.
>>60011477
I said normies :D
>>60011363
I will make finland my favorite country to spite you.
Also my computer science teacher called you gommies when i was talking about memes
>>60011488
India not, sorry
>first time driving a car with an instructor
>instructor has a french accent
>ask him where's from
>he says romania
>mfw
>>60009750
Anything for (you)s huh?
>>60009750
>talking with girls about Hitler
I've met a guy from Vermont who was as smart as the dumbest rock in the universe. All he cared about was his state EXCLUSIVELY.
The president of the US? Where Iceland is? How an internal combustion engine works? What is ketchup made of? Zero clues.
>>60011313
What kind of Irish accents have you been hearing?
The Irish accent is melodic as fuck, everywhere except possibly in Kerry...But no-one wants to fuck a Kerryman anyway, so no issues.
>>60010060
Oh man I was skeptical about clicking this and I'm glad that I did. Thank you Italy.
>>60011260
You're full of shit or whoever told you is full of it because never have I known someone who was that ignorant to what was going on outside the US.
>>60010915
>Because we really don't, our culture is having no culture. There's no sociological mindset to funnel people into a certain personality. Just do whatever the hell you want.
This is what I like about the US, but it can be taken to far, probably by dumbfucks I mentioned earlier. Now, those are the people who give Americans that "uber retards" meme, and they the loudest, unfortunately
>>60011260
I got asked the same about Serbia, and also if we ride horses to work, do we have phones, are there trains and buses, etc. This is probably from their lack of interest for the world outside US, rather than sheer stupidity.
>>60011519
The era of irrelevancy was the best era in finnish history, no immigration problems or demands from superpowers. Also no jokes whatsoever about our language, culture, foods or our looks
And your teacher is right though.
>>60011187
Damn right
Only modern buildings are cool
Everyone knows that if you don't live in a modern new building you should just fucking kill yourselves
I hear the euros don't even have ac
>>60010917
this is terribly true. what you guys don't understand is that while your media actually talks about world events, ours is designed to make america seem like it's the only place in the world.
other than wxxi showing world news occasionally and rich people who have cable and bbc america, i cant think of anything.
the public education system works exactly the same way. revisionist versions of our history, and little to no information or time spent on the ENTIRE REST OF THE WORLD.
thankfully i can just internet and talk to you fucks.
>>60011174
> tfw actually am Vladimir and get triggered by every single post that contains my name
>>60011658
t. vladimir the autist
I learned about 9/11 in 2007.
I'm an American.
>>60009750
>Burgerlads
The fuck did you expect?
>>60011644
What the fuck is wrong with your country
>>60011658
Vladimir? Get out of here stalker!
>>60011644
It's literally always been that way
Part of the American identity has always been about not giving a single shit about the world outside America
It's why globalization is inherently anti-american
Americans don't give two shits about the world around them and never have and I hope never will
>>60011658
Xa-xa!
t. Have a Greek name never mentioned on /int/
>>60011658
Don't be mad vlad
>mfw am from ny
>mfw my dad taunts me by throwing out way more Yiddish slang than a gentile should ever know
I've got kishkas in my genectagazoin
Oy vey
>>60011740
>globalization is inherently anti-american
Stick this to a meme bear picture.
>>60011790
Adropoulos Pippenpaperospikopoulos
>>60010915
You have a culture. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjSJj_Pdjys
>Talk to some american guy, sees me having a >picture of angela merkel. "Who's she?" he asks.
>I think he's joking. "It's angela merkel, you ignorant American" I respond playfully
> "Hahaha is she German?
> Or don't tell me she is from the US???"
mfw
>>60011565
haha thats nothing, i have a cousin from out in vermont. dropped out junior year to pursue dairy farming at his families farm. the poor fuck actually asked me one time if "russia was part of china"
i burst into laughter, told him "of course it is, its the capital"
i almost feel bad for him. it's probably the only time he ever showed interest in anywhere else in the world, and i gave him misinformation
>tfw my dad didn't realize the sun and moon could be out at the same time
>>60011704
How old are you? I remember exactly where I was when it happened. It was live on news.
>>60011077
>Posh
Do you mean southern English when you say that?
>>60012184
that's a dick move desu
>>60011888
It's true
If you ask the average American if America should be involved on the world stage most are gonna say no
There was huge opposition during both world wars to not enter combat
Americans don't know much about the world outside America so why would they care about?
Why do you think there are so many Americans who are like "why don't just take all the oil (resources) from the middle East and be done with it"? They don't give a shit about the middle East outside of American lives lost
Why do you think there are so many Americans opposed to apologizing for the atomic bombs? It's not just propaganda it's that Americans have never really given much of a shit about foreign lives compared to American lives
What you see in America is a complete disconnect between the ruling class (politicians, bankers, etc) and the plebs which is why Donald Trump is doing so well
The people want to be insular and isolated
>>60011790
Alexei
>>60012184
Rural people are the dumbest. I worked in a Podunk town called Greenville Alabama. They always refer to it as Greenville Alabama, as if the state was part of the town. They're very proud to have once owned slaves. Fervent evolution deniers, go muddin', eat conecuh gator sausage, know nothing of the outside word, and speak English as if their tongue is numbed and they're about to fall asleep. They take probably a good minute for 3 short sentences. It is mind-numbing.
>>60011443
The Anglo will always seek out and find the German, you should know that by now.
>>60012254
Except for American posters on /int/*
>>60012232
No, very distinctively public school accents.
>>60011511
reddit made him popular
and last i checked that is normie central
>>60012184
You're an asshole m8.
>>60011720
well theres plenty of things that rule about being here too.
but no joke, the american public school system and major media outlets are poisonous and outright dangerous to the general health and safety of america, and the rest of the world
>>60011704
Underage b&
>>60012340
>They always refer to it as Greenville Alabama, as if the state was part of the town.
What's with redneck towns and doing this?
>>60012149
>me having a picture of angela merkel.
Literally why?
>>60010708
It isn't
I have a dutch friend that went to America and they asked the same thing......
>>60012445
Fap material backup in case the internet went out.
>>60012437
They might forget otherwise, they cannot think of a bigger area than a US state, and they cannot conceive of leaving
>>60012445
This guy is right>>60012525
>mfw americans unironically want to elect a reality tv star as their president
>>60012254
Man, globalisation is literally Americanisation of the world now, why do you even bother.
>If you ask the average American if America should be involved on the world stage most are gonna say no
So you be saying USA has no democracy?
>there are so many Americans who are like "why don't just take all the oil (resources) from the middle East
>ask the average American if America should be involved on the world stage most are gonna say no.
I see... I totally get it.
>>60010419
I actually did this to a Brit one time. I got a giant stupid grin on my face then loudly demanded to know where they came from
>>60012445
She has some banging tits action going on, mate.
>>60012600
They loved the shit out of the previous one star they elected.
>>60012445
always have a portrait of my countries ruler in my living room. Old habits.
>>60009750
Hahaha, st00pid murricans.
Oh wait~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnW3TKM9S0s
>>60012675
Yea anrold swartseneger was preident too
>>60010606
Shouldn't it be easy for a native anglo to distinguish this? Even I can hear the difference.
>>60012726
Shut it down.
>be Ruskie
>working as a security guard in a mall
>an American family comes to me and tries to ask where a certain store
>I answer in perfect English but with a strong accent
>"Ohhhh... that is an interesting accent!"
>"Yeah, well, I'm Russian"
>"OH KALINKA MALINKA, KALINKA MOYA! VSADU YAGADA KALINKA MALINKA MOYA!"
>Stare at him with a wtf look
>"AYYYYY SEE YOU LATER, DASVIDANYA!"
>"Yeah... goodbye."
>>60009750
Heraclitus was right, time flows away but the present stays.
Tear in the rain and all that jazz.
>>60011704
fuck off reeeeeee
>>60012580
hnnnnng
>>60011061
I wonder how people talk about it in 200 years, or if countries like the US or Russia still cherish this event as their only greatest success.
>>60012730
Mcdonald regan you retard
>>60012848
>>60012926
>>60012807
Did you dance with them?
>>60012857
People will actually talk more about how WW1 fucked everything up. That was the real struggle. And the passing of the torch from Europe to its son.
>>60012807
>>60011690
>>60011736
>>60011790
>>60011818
That's not even the main reason. I'm mostly mad because Vladimir is not common name at all (Ivan is uncommon too) yet Russians get called by Vladimir.
And there is also this thing about name: it never gets shortened to Vlad since Vlad is completely different name. Short for Vladimir are Volodya or Vova.
>>60012983
I just stared at them until they left
>>60013090
?
>>60013103
Vovan, my son.
>>60013103
Volodja?
What is this, Inazuma Eleven?
>>60012726
>Kiev
Not surprised desu
>>60013103
>it never gets shortened to Vlad since Vlad is completely different name
Really? No way.
>>60011704
>>60012431
>>60012812
I'm over 18.
>>60011061
>still living in a post-ww2 world where everything is dictated by who won and who lost in a war 70 years ago
No, everything is dictated by those who won the Cold War, i.e. by the USA and UK.
While EU, NATO, UN, WTO and most of international organizations are nothing but tools of american imperialism.
>be me and my family visiting the USA
>be hungry
>go to order burgers, fries and drinks at a burger joint downtown
>order food and drinks for my whole family, which is sitting a few meters away
>only my dad is with me
>"Lemme get 5 burgers, 3 cokes and 2 beers"
>"Are you 21?"
>"No, but the beers are for my dad and my grandma right here"
>"I can't serve you two beers, you are not 21"
>"My grandma is right there (proceed to show them where she is sitting"
>"if your grandma wants a beer she needs to order it herself"
>dad is mad and says the two beers are for him so that my grandma does not have to get up
>"You cannot order two beers, we need to see another adult's ID"
what the fuck america
>have my grandma get up and order a fucking beer
What the fuck
Perfect. Our "crimes" will be forgotten soon and we can start round three.
Alle guten Dinge sind drei :^)
>>60013292
wtf i hate america now
I have to work with Americans relatively often. So far I have pretty good impressions. Its kinda hard to understand New Yorkers when they talk though, especially black ones.
>>60013258
Russia
Join us, I love your composers.
Soon enough you will need our help unless you want China to take half your country.
>>60013292
it's the law
You see this all the time, if they don't follow the law or rules, they'll fired
>>60013292
we try to keep the children away from alcohol until they are well into their adult life in order to instill binge drinking and alcoholism as a defense mechanism for shit getting real.
>>60009750
I don't get it. You're saying Americans are retarded because they talk about Hitler with women?
>>60013292
Why even beer with 21? Here you get it with 16 or sometimes even 14.
>>60009750
I remember in 8th grade I had a classmate who thought Gandhi was one of the 50 states, and once labelled Cuba on a map as 'Japan'
Then, senior year, I found out that a guy I'd been friends with for years thought latinos were from the deep south (Alabama, Georgia, etc.) and that Spanish originated from Texas
>>60012623
Where did the lad come from?
I wouldn't mind it at first but if loads of people were like that, I'd probably get the next available flight back home.
>be me during an exchange trip in California
>visiting an american school
>talking to a random teacher
>"anon where are you from?"
>"I'm from X"
>"I bet that's an old city, isn't it?"
>"Well it was build during the Roman Empire..."
>"What's the Roman Empire?"
>At that point I think that americans maybe use a different name for that
>"Have you ever heard about the ancient romans?"
>"No I'm sorry here in America we don't think that History is important"
>mfw
>>60013766
Here your parents can just buy and give it to you, I swear to god American laws and family morals are autistic
>>60013495
>Join us
Whom exactly? The Western world? You know, it's impossible due to many economical, cultural and ideological reasons. We are not you and will never be like you, just accept it.
>Soon enough you will need our help unless you want China to take half your country.
No, we are able to defend ourselves from Chinese expansion. Although i don't believe in that "Chinese threat", it's absolutely unrealistic. America and its allies are the only actual existential threat to our nation.
>be russki
>meet some americans on twitch and play mp vidya together
>speak almost perfect english without accent
>get killed in a clutch moment
>say cyka blyat involuntarily
>RREEEE we got communist spy here!!11
>they keep calling me commie forever
J-JUST
>>60012726
>Russia
>Education
This isn't that surprising desu, I imagine most Russians to be like this.
>>60011119
el monekyANO
>>60013433
thats just NYC. no one else in NY state talks like that thankfully. although i do think the queens accent is kinda cool. blacks generally don't speak english in the traditional sense, it's a dialect (did you think ebonics was a joke??). just remember: it's not you having trouble with your second or third language, it's them having trouble with their first
>>60012749
>Americans
>Native Anglo
Oh Hans, have you learned nothing... %60.
>>60013893
made up story, or californians are retarded, we all learn about the roman empire here
>>60013619
what law says an adult cant order 2 beers? even if we'd asked for 20 beers, as long as an adult is there, this should never be an issue
>>60012749
My friend from Australia said she couldn't tell apart Texas accents from regular American accents
>>60013940
But that's in Ukraine
>>60012973
>>60012926
Did she ever give a statement about these getting out? Surprised she got where she is with these going around.
>>60013893
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>>60014010
No, it's probably the store rules for that one, or maybe some retarded local law (there's plenty of those), but she'd still get fired
>>60010079
Dumbass
>>60013931
it's all the 80's action movies. and james bond movies. you're accent is now synonymous with being "the villain"
of course this only affects those that get their history from action movies. which is only about half of the people.
>>60014085
that was retarded
I was pretty mad at these guys can't say I was nice to them after that
>>60013940
>>Russia
It's not Russia, illiterate cockroach.
>>60014253
Or they're just fucking with him like friends do
>>60014038
>Ukraine
>Russia
Same thing m80
>>60011204
Lol no
>>60013978
Weird thing is, I found the southerners' accents easiest to understand.
>>60014253
Except russians being evil to the core is pretty much the only silly foreigner generalization americans got right.
Which is ironic considering it's one of the only ones you're self-aware of.
>>60013940
>Russia
>British education
>>60013922
A shame. And despite some differences I genuinely believe you guys are mostly like us, except for the elites.
I just wanted to say I respect Russia. I really do. You and the french make the best sci fi.
>>60014320
>UK
>USA
I don't see any difference between two these countries either.
>>60013992
>made up story
No, sadly it isn't. I can't remember the full conversation because it was 6 years ago.
>californians are retarded
I hope that the "history is not important " thing is valid for californians only.
Anyway that was not the worst thing I heard during that trip, but I was surprised because that guy was a teacher and not a dumb teen.
>>60010708
Got asked if we have refrigeration.
>>60013207
I don't think that you'll be able to read Russian but here is link.
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%92%D0%BB%D0%B0%D0%B4%D0%B8%D0%BC%D0%B8%D1%80_%28%D0%B8%D0%BC%D1%8F%29
Some short names get really fucked up if you try to put this page to Google Translate.
> Boвoчкa (Vovochka)
> Little Johnny
What the F is that?
>>60014492
I unironically told an Irishman that Ireland and GB are the same to me. For a sec there I thought he was going to jump me but he just told me that we are the same with Turkey lel.
>>60013766
It's a mix of the auto culture here and our puritan heritage. We would have a ton of retarded 16-20 year olds drunk driving because that's often the only way to get around. And many people still view drinking as a sinful act.
>>60014045
running around naked was normal in commie Germany
>>60014555
I can relate to that when Americans or whatever think Portuguese names are basically spanish, when there is a world of difference between the two languages.
>>60014345
>russians being evil to the core
That's not "evilness", we are just mentally insane psychopathic maniacs with OCD and lack of impulse control.
>>60014540
We had to do an exchange project with californians and we had to send to the american school an essay about ourselves with a pic of us and the american teacher asked if she had to send us her camera for the pics.
>>60011790
Konstantjn :^)
>>60014515
That's gotta be a California thing because of the rest of the country fucking WORSHIPS ancient Rome. Ancient Greece too.
We're basically taught to think of them as our ancient liberty fathers
>>60014781
For instance?
>>60011790
Artyom.
>>60014330
they generally talk a lot slower down there. and exaggerate certain pronunciations. i could see how it would be easier.
>>60014345
i don't know man, im not going to generalize an entire people based on their countries politics. most russkies i've worked with are top lads. it's the same thing you all do to us when you post americans are retarded/imperialists/warmongers threads. fuck me man, i don't wanna keep fucking up the middle east (and the rest of europe by extension). i lost several good friends whom i went to school with, who got sucked into that fucking lie about free education for military service (youll never even see combat loololol dont be a pussy), and got blown to bits for it.
>>60014590
Paddy doesn't like being told the truth.. hehe.
It's a shame that North American public education has become so compromised. The US used to be #1 in the world in PISA/graduation rankings in 1946, now it's in the low 10s/early 20s for various subjects like reading/math/science. It's a complete sabotage of the potential public learning.
>>60014959
Nah, they were just pretending to like you because they benefited from you somehow. If there's one thing you can count on it's that russians are scumbags.
>>60014907
California was very weird, I have been hosted by a mexican family and the mother after 20 fucking years in USA couldn't speak english, she was always at home watching soaps while her daughters were working or studying.
>>60011077
Ugandan, I'm not so sure about. This is overall a good analysis of normies' opinions, though.
>>60015046
>1946
Can't you think of ANY reason why Europe might have been underperforming? ANY reason?
>>60014484
>And despite some differences I genuinely believe you guys are mostly like us, except for the elites.
Well, you're somewhat right - we have 2 legs, 2 arms and one head, so yes, in some extent we are mostly like you.
>I just wanted to say I respect Russia. I really do.
Thanks a lot, i'm really glad to know that. Shame on me i don't know enough about Portugal to say the same about it.
>You and the french make the best sci fi.
Unfortunately, most of our sci fi publishing now are utter trash. Not to mention we don't have good sci-fi tv-shows and very few movies.
>>60014928
I dont know, say for example when in Street Fighter V people start saying Bonita everybody starts using a silly south american spanish accent. I know why but hey.
For example for a common name like John, would you say Juan is Portuguese, it gets confused a lot.
Its actually João and you pronounce it in a completely weird nasal way that sounds like Mandarim.
>>60010933
ayy lmao
>>60012749
not necessarily
also,
>americans
>>60015064
that's pretty much how all people are in the world, unless they are already your friend. altruism is an extremely rare phenomena.
you just have to deal with russians and russian government fucking with you a lot more so you're sick of them. it's the same in the south over here, how they all hate latinos and want to build a wall.
>>60013350
Everyone can kill billions, people will eventually forget, maybe even praise them if they won. Well, even if they lost, countries that weren't affected don't count them as bad.
>>60013922
The threat to our nation is us. NATO won't attack if we improve the country and keep our nukes. They only wait for a separation, maybe throw in some nationalism to tatars and other little shits whoshould've been assimilated already if not stupid Russian kindness to our enemies.
>>60013940
>>60014320
>Ukraine is Russia
Bridain, you're my best ally.
>>60009750
My sister did not know where China was. She thought it bordered Germany for some reason.
>>60009750
>talking to a girl about hitler
I don't know whats more meme, her stupidity or your autism.
>>60015265
Southern Euro countries are closer to our temperament. They're kind of like Russian village people, very social and warm.
>>60016130
>Russian kindness to our enemies.
You guys are insane, your view of the West is as bad as our stereotypical view of Russia.
>>60016317
Precisely thats what I was getting at.
>>60011355
>German aggression was not a declaration of a global war
it was most definitely the cause
>>60009853
I believe it.
>>60009750
I met a Finn who didn't know who Genghis Khan was kek
>>60016448
I heard your elders have that habit to stop you and ask: 'Hey, Anon, youre, Anon's son, right?' and proceed to talk about your family asking 6 million questions. this happens here on the countryside and in small towns A LOT.
>>60016744
that's like me not knowing who george washington is
>>60016448
Our view of the West is very good, even idealised. I was talking about other nations inside Russia like Tatars, other Turks and Caucasians. We should assimilate first and secede the latter or separatism would hit us again eventually.
>>60014045
theyre continentals they dont give a fuck
>>60014045
>great cuckstain
>concerned about nudity
You're part of the problem, Piercinald. Nudes are not a big deal outside the anglophone world.
>>60016834
Its exactly like that, and then everybody is joining for dinner and tea.
I have that perception from some Russian guys I knew in college and Ukrainians.
>>60013258
>cold war
>uk
?
>>60017321
I should visit Portugal instead of Spain next time. Couldn't communicate enough with Spanish, they seem to know English as bad as Russians, I was just hahnging out with Dutch, Germans and Russians for two weeks there.
>>60017849
People know english pretty well here. Its our oldest ally after all.
Try Oporto. Or just Lisbon.
>>60018118
Also you have pretty liberal policy and culture on pot, right? Where should I go to have a nice time seeing old culture and museums in the daytime, then eating delicious food and having a couple of pipes in the evening?
I prefer having to learn Portuguese over going to a tourist place, if that makes a difference.
>>60011291
what does neib mean?
>>60018809
That "ß" is the sound for "SS"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ß
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Эcцeт
Germanon means "nice" but with german letters :^)
>>60009750
>it took someone not knowing who Hitler is for you to realize that most Americans are retarded
You might be a retard yourself anon.
>>60018566
>Also you have pretty liberal policy and culture on pot, right?
Actually no, that is kinda of a myth, drug use was decriminalized but you can be still arrested if go around smoking everywhere, if you keep it to yourself with friends even on the streets police wont bother, if you have more than a normal person use you can get in trouble.
The museum of ancient art in Lisbon is pretty amazing, it has all those nanban art we brought from Japan.
>>60018986
Okay. I suppose I should find some people online first, then. Maybe couchsurfing is a good idea? I'm pretty poor, but I love interrail, so I was thinking of going all the way to the south of Portugal, since it's the corner tip of Europe after all.
