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real nigga hours edition
crayon pop
cara
*poos*
*votes leave and plays sweet child o' mine riff*
ah yes very good
http://thailad.zz.mu/kevboard
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fQ60Cq2sL4
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07UHoPCh9Qg
http://www.strawpoll.me/10331620/
Batman forever is the only good batman movie
SHEED
>>60008134
where did that dog get that hat!?!
Asuka.
poleaboo
>>60008189
how can I be as cool as you?
>>60008204
BallCapShack on etsy.
Made a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQWyzk-N6ro
>>60008189
amazing
>>60008245
reported to gchq
>>60008249
kek
Isn't that shit banned or something though?
Watching the athletics
Womens events must be a meme, the only reason people watch them is the leotards, beause the mens events areway better from a technical and skill viewpoint
So lemme get this right, poleaboo is a paki crossdresser? or is it a real tranny??
why is xe called poleaboo? what does xer's muslim parents think?
>>60008189
kek
http://www.boards.ie/b/user/29971
I have Kev's profile and have looked around it for ages but I can't find the original pic. Is it deleted?
Reminder: Poleaboo posting is a bannable offence
>>60008249
>dat squeal
Aussie soldiers confirmed for bitches
my tinder matches today:
>indian
>17 year old
>16 year old
need to pull my neck in tbqh
JUST
>>60008189
Thailad do you consider yourself a British Patriot?
>>60008359
just superliked someone accidentally
considering deleting the entire thing
>>60008249
>white phosphorous
literally illegal
birds keep shitting on my car. four fucking times in one week
>>60008363
JESUS CHRIST HOW QUINTESSENTIALLY BRITISH
>>60008350
really mate?
>>60008296
>So lemme get this right, poleaboo is a paki crossdresser? or is it a real tranny??
MONICA is trans female
>what does xer's muslim parents think?
They don't know but would probably be somewhat understanding and supportive
>>60008348
Reminder: Janny can't ban people, he has no power beyond deleting posts
>>60008363
C'mon, she's cute. I also thought she was an alright lass.
mum keeps clapping as the aeroplanes land
>>60008380
>>60008284
its not illegal
>>60008383
>car
FOB
>>60008383
>tfw bunch of girls show up for their leaving cert grads but you're too drunk to do anything
Does Kev understand he's a gimmick?
>>60008385
>JESUS CHRIST HOW QUINTESSENTIALLY BRITISH
>>60008377
is that the height of normie problems?
>People that want to go to Dubai
Binned.
Thoughts?
>>60008350
thats US DCPUs
>>60008445
another problem i have is that i have been out for the last 2 nights and one of my housemates is going out tonight but i don't think i can hack 3 nights in a row so i'm gonna have to make an excuse up
to be honest i'd rather be a cute tranny than an average paki
gf just sent me this
>>60008442
the guards have been informed
>>60008189
add the bits from giving out
might just ask a friend to send me nudes tbf
>>60008498
Thailad after he transitioned
>>60008498
She wants a bull, lad.
>>60008502
Can somebody even explain to me how this gimmick got started (can't seem to find the knowyourgimmick page on it)?
>>60008458
> Sterling
>Henderson
>Bertrand
Seriously who the fuck is kev?
post some yeri
>>60008548
fucking hell
>>60008189
Would be good but the AA guy would see your completely foreign Thai number
YOU CANNOT BE AGGRO
probably still going to hit up the 17 and 16 year old though
might ask for ID's
>>60008189
>>60008548
you have too much time on your hands for someone who apparently isn't a neet
>>60008603
Put an apostrophe on a plural like that again and I'll fucking spray you in the face with runtkiller you horrible little saprobe
Going to work for the British Antarctic Survey lads
>>60008548
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H9pIQKMj1b
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t0nAsLldma
wrong links
will reupload
>>60008593
not using my phone m8
>Put an apostrophe on a plural like that again and I'll fucking spray you in the face with runtkiller you horrible little saprobe
hey /brit/ I have a question
if you were getting intimate with a girl, and as you were taking her clothes off, you saw that she was covered in cuts, is that an instant deal breaker?
would that rule out anything long term for you?
would you at least still fuck her?
If you don't give me a (you), you are not going to recognise me
the gf trying to seduce me
>>60008189
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yN10Ex8zEF
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HmNVhTSwjB
>>60008699
what the heck
>I don't rate Bertrand
>Put an apostrophe on a plural like that again and I'll fucking spray you in the face with runtkiller you horrible little saprobe
>>60008679
FONT
>>60008679
would still fuck her if they weren't too ugly but she's obviously not gf material
>>60008679
instant deal breaker
only girl who seriously wanted me was a cutter
turns out she was a fucking psycho wanted to kill me, so I left her for a bf
>Housemate moves his internet gf in
>2 weeks later he says they broke up
>She's still here and they still hang out
What??
>>60008620
It's Saturday lad
>>60008679
would fuck her and then never contact her again
feel like I'm having a stroke
>>60008189
Fucking hell
>>60008767
good lad I guess
>>60008745
>>60008749
>>60008767
what about stretch marks?
Have a pretty small willy tbqh lads
Seen somebody wearing a fedora irl the other day lads
>>60008804
how small
>>Put an apostrophe on a plural like that again and I'll fucking spray you in the face with runtkiller you horrible little saprobe
>>60008795
obviously different you stupid fucker
Lads...
How can I practice singing, or any other instrument, if I live in an apartment and don't want to disturb my neighbors? I want to practice by myself.
Is there such thing as a building with loads of small, soundproof studios in for people to use for an hour or two?
>>60008749
>>60008778
well it's better than nothing
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>60008795
also if any of you could give your opinion on this, that'd be great
>>60008823
Just under 5, but skinny as fuck
>>60008804
So have I, it's not the end of the world mate.
You just have to find other ways to give her pleasure.
got catcalled for the first time today lads, by a fucking man
this guy just whistled straight at me
fucking homos are taking it too far
A single word indicative of doubt, that any thing, or every thing, in that country is not the very best in the world, produces an effect which must be seen and felt to be understood. If the citizens of the United States were indeed the devoted patriots they call themselves, they would surely not thus encrust themselves in the hard, dry, stubborn persuasion, that they are the first and best of the human race, that nothing is to be learnt, but what they are able to teach, and that nothing is worth having, which they do not possess.
why are french people so perverted lads
every time i see a french program on tv there's always tits and a fanny, i used to masturbate to french tv shows before i had regular internet access
>>60008816
Near UCC? Trinity? UCD? NUIG?
>>60008858
haha pencil dick
Johnny Depp does not look good these days
Vote remain, make white people disappear
>Tony Blair will not be accused of breaking laws in Iraq War inquiry
christ, this country is so fucking corrupt
>>60008880
To be fair, you were on Canal Street, I didn't know I was barking up the wrong tree.
Considering downloading Tinder, can't be that bad right?
>>60008946
right
>>60008880
stop dressing like a fukboi then you gimp
>>60008816
i saw one the other day too but he looked about 50 years old so he's probably unaware of internet memes
>>60008942
fuck off rasheed
bout to watch The Sixth Sense for the first time
don't any of you fuckers spoil it for me
Can't imagine having a small, below 6'' penis. Life is so utterly cruel for some people. I would hate my life.
Thank God for my big schlong.
Guys, I may be coming to Worcester, but I'll be working there only for 2 months, so don't h8 m8s. Is it nice there?
>>60009009
there are actually only 5 senses
>>60008944
0161
>>60008927
Too much drug use over the years
i hate my life
mamma don't go
daddy come home
>>60008973
fuck off paki
>>60009011
my dick's bigger than yours
Worst posters
>Birmingham
>London
>Manchester
>Northern Ireland
>>60008942
He's a former PM, what did you expect.
>>60009033
same lol
everyone needs to FUCK OFF tbqh
>>60009025
i never thanked you for finding a specifically spanish looking hand, sorry xx
>>60009009
leeloo multipass
>>60008842
different in a positive way, or a negative way?
>>60009044
Fuck off dad
>>60009064
>reddit flags
neck thyself
>>60009018
yeah it's fine
>>60009009
he dead lol
Girth is way more important than length
If the circumference of your dick is less than 5'5" then you should consider suicide
>>60009064
nottingham mentioned
>>60008942
>man who didn't break the law will not be accused of breaking the law
Not really news is it
>>60009105
Not talking about flags you spastic cunt
>>60009064
>extra flags
Fuck off
>>60009104
you're going the right way for a smack on the bum junior
Does /brit/ like Yank literature? I'm talking real American, like Twain and the Great American Novels etc.
>have plumber over fixing a noisy leaking pipe
>really need to pee
>can't hold it in
considering peeing out of the window lads
only problem is that there's a rather large park behind my house and the window is plain view
not that I've a massive penis or overly attractive , just might be a little awkward.
>>60008855
blease respond
>Does /brit/ like Yank literature? I'm talking real American, like Twain and the Great American Novels etc.
>>60009011
>tfw ugly
>tfw small penis
>tfw poor
Haha
>Oh don't mind me, just enjoying the finest literature our cousins across the Atlantic have to offer!
>>60009131
Rasheed
>>60009064
Actual list
>the mug who hides his flag
>nottinghamshire
>somerset
>all westmidlands posters
>those irrelevant ones who pop up once a week
>>60009182
where did you get this pic of my gf?
>>60009166
i enjoyed for whom the bell tolls, but i think my version missed the end bit
forgot to do my daily duolingo yesterday lads
Back then:
>alri, mate. have you got the time please?
>yeah, it's quarter to ten, fella.
>cheers. might just get to the chippy in time before it shuts. warm night tonight
>it is, yeah. a bit unusual for this time of year
>i won't complain, mate. i prefer it to the snow and cold.
>i don't mind the snow, especially at christmas. little daughter loves it
>aye, i'm getting on now, that weather doesn't agree with me bones
>haha. i guess i've got that to look forward to
>yep no fun getting old. anyway cheers, lad. take care
>you too, fella. bye
Now:
>ere bruv
>sorry?
>i said ere as in COME HERE. like NOW
>how can i help you?
>giz ur fone. hand it ova
>i haven't got my phone on me
>hand it ova or i fuckin cut u, innit
>i haven't got it on me. i've just popped out for 10 minutes to pick up some nappies and formula for my baby daughter
>u a fuckin fagit whiteboi? haha
>i-i-i haven... fuck! you've stabbed me, what the fu... arghhh
>tyrone, chek 'is fuckin pockets
>i-i-i have... i-i-i don... arggh
>he ain't got owt, jamal. just dis twenny
>i-i-i need tha...
>where's ur fuckin phone? where's ur fucking cards? bank cards whiteboi
>i-i-i only have that n-note. i said i...
>i told u i fuckin cut u
>please, i have a baby daught... no... arghh
>fuckin fagit whiteboi. fuckin lyin 2 me. u know who i fuckin am?
>p-p-please
>tyrone let's split. dis fucking fagit is dun
>p-p-please, i'm bleedi... ugggh... p-p-p...
Yeah, not sure I agree with this multiculturalism lark. But at least the lefties feel better about themselves and their white guilt complex.
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/may/28/whats-wrong-with-women-being-single-dating-marriage-hadley-freeman
just what
GF just sent me this, isn't she cute lads
>can I get some food
>just see how it goes
Black posters:
>Sudanbro
>The Caribbean bender
>Greater London
>>60009292
Worst pasta in living memory.
>>60009194
>>60009212
So this is what happens when any attempt of cultural discourse. kys faggot cunts
Alright lads
>>60008855
But an electric piano and plug headphones in
>>60009294
>gf sends you pics of anime girls
A bit retarded innit?
>>60009086
stretch marks are natural
cutting is the result of being a psycho
>>60009358
maybe she likes anime
>>60009209
I'm tall, good looking, well-endowed, smart, talented, extroverted, stylish and upper middle-class.
>>60009332
alri choa lad
>So this is what happens when any attempt of cultural discourse. kys faggot cunts
>>60008855
you can plug in headphones in most keyboards and guitar amps
>>60009292
slow claps steps out of the shadows Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive. See you on the boards...
>>60009339
What if I want to sing
>>60008942
>he thinks there is a single government that isn't corrupt
Anyone seen those "It's illegal to use a legal name" billboards? One of them is not far from my house, just wondering what the fuck they are for.
>I'm tall, good looking, well-endowed, smart, talented, extroverted, stylish and upper middle-class.
Zimbabwean friend just sent me this
>>60009332
alri lad
>>60009386
bit dull out
>Why yes I do quote anonymous 4chan posters with unflattering pictures of people wearing fedoras. M-m'lady, w-where are you going?
>>60009378
FONT
about to break some normie skulls
Just changed to LLoyds bank desu....4% interest on a current account...wew.
Barclays a shit.
>>60009416
3, 2, 1, 4
>>60009453
went to school with a white lad from zimbabwe
he went back, which seemed a little odd
Do you still watch this? Best bongmedy ive seen yet ive never heard anyone talkin bout it
>>60009449
Rasheed
slow day today eh
>>60009416
4231
haha just got those extra little flags
loving the enhancement lads
>>60009429
Just googled it and it looks like some sort of conspiracy theory around the fact that anyone using their real(legal) name is committing fraud
Weird shit, if it asks for your personal details don't give them
>>60009497
Madman. I went to school with a white South African and he was the most racist person I've ever met.
>>60009464
you have a lot in common with the weather then
>>60008942
Honestly wish saddam was still alive
>i watch soccer
>>60009368
>cutting is the result of being a psycho
but what if she really genuinely just wanted a stable relationship, and she would never try and hurt you?
>>60009507
why would we talk about a 30 year old comedy show
how does a girl as pretty as tay tay go about doing a poo
>Polls show Brexit winning
>Time to do a little scaremongering
>Bremain now winning
Ah yes very impressive.
>>60009416
4, 2, 1, 3
Need to see legs, tummy and arse for a better judgement
>Young people that like Monty Python
baka
>I call football soccer
>>60009566
Hires betas like you to scoop it right out
>>60009569
Yes because old people and the IRish are just the sort of people those polls will be targeting
Remain is going to win a landslide
Did a vote
>>60009497
>>60009497
Went to school with a white lad from Mozambique desu
>>60009566
dunno but I'd lick her smelly arsehole after she's just done a greasy after-curry shit
Is anyone putting a bet on remain or leave?
test
>>60009610
Bad lad
>>60009566
Imagine there's lots of explosive farting between solid fragments
>>60009416
4 2 3 1
1 by a country mile though, she's perfect
>>60009563
it's a dumb idea you're just desperate
quite depressed lads
Might install Minecraft again and spend the day doing something really autistic like building a detailed skyscraper or a stadium.
asian women have the best legs
debate me
>>60009610
Good lad
>>60009610
i bet you aren't white
>>60009552
Im not outside tho
>>60009663
read a book or go for a jog...fucking s m h.
>Remain see Brussels keeping house prices inflated as a good thing
Hmmm
>>60009565
Eeeh kino and shiet?
Dunno m8 just asking.
>>60009610
good lad
>>60009674
fuck off paki
>>60009550
The way they phrased it made me think it was odd but if they do ask I definitely won't give them.
So how is using your real name "fraud" or is it just a way to get gullible people's personal information?
>>60009663
as long as you're having fun, that's all that counts
>>60009663
> tfw built loads of really complicated shit all over the place and connected it all with an underground minecart railway for fast travel
> once I finished the railway I got bored and never played again
Oh well
Damn Gibraltarians have a fucking retarded accent.
when are we gonna lynch our corrupt government
>>60009690
Gideon's whole recovery is built on the housing bubble lmao.
I forgot the add the spanish twat the the list of worst posters
>>60009690
make one that says
>eu is shit
>paid for by eu (via british tax payers)
not a fan of how fast my fingernails grow
>>60009699
wew
when is my little new fucking flag going to work
so /brit/ why are you indoors posting here on a saturday afternoon?
Ah yes
>>60009453
Is he black?
>>60009699
shit tier legs
>>60009736
*forwards you an email full of spiders*
>>60009706
I'm not /x/ enough to go into, might be worth asking /x/ desu
It looks like they claim the government forcing your parents to name you means you lose your free will or something.
>>60009709
I always get bored making railways, especially underground ones. Hours spent just digging through mud and cobblestone, wew.
>>60009764
>reddit flags
>Might install Minecraft again and spend the day doing something really autistic like building a detailed skyscraper or a stadium.
How is the EU both loved by big business and the lefties that hate big business?
>>60009761
why not
>>60008458
>Hendo over Wilsh.
Get real m8
>>60009766
Yeah he is lol, he believes that witchcraft is a thing and is really homophobic and hates Muslims.
>>60009716
Link?
>>60009645
I know I am anon
I guess I can do without the relationship part while I wait for the cuts to heal
thanks for the opinions, /brit/
>>60009791
Stick figure legs.. ew. Gooks are so fucking ugly lmao.
Die paki.
>I rate Wilshere
>>60009834
>and is really homophobic and hates Muslims
Sounds like an alright lad.
>>60009829
>lefties
>smart
pick oen
>>60009866
>stick figure legs
>post stick figure legs
alri schlomo goldstein
>>60009131
>invading to change a regime
>literally illegal in international law
alri
>>60009582
Claudia Dean, Lauren Loretta
>>60009834
how do you know him?
might go outside lads
>>60009690
>"I hate high house prices and the Tories. What shall I do? I know, I'll vote agree with the tories and vote to stay in the EU!" t. Arrogant student
>>60009866
>tfw no Jewess gf
>>60008942
Based Tizzy Bizzy still outraging Rasheed after nearly a decade since he resigned.
>>60009924
Boris is a Tory, he's a Leave supporter
>>60009763
>retards believe this
>>60009791
>walking on a table where food is being preprared
>>60009899
ahh yes, please tell me more mr international human rights lawer
>>60009919
FONT
>>60009905
interpals
You poor cunts jealous you'll never lead my lifestyle?
Keep having to import foreign workers in Tropico 5 because the useless lazy locals refuse to work even at top dollar pay.
Reckon that's whats happened round your way as well.
*stirs the runts up and watches them squabble*
got chili-induced diarrhea lads
>>60009899
There's like 3 different UN resolutions that allow "serious consequences" for Saddam
>>60009964
>interpals
FONT
>>60009944
they polled turks in turkey and they said they wanted to move here?
Yeah it's over-exaggerated
but if just 1 million Turks move here, isn't that enough to fuck everything up?
imo staying in is the riskier option.
>>60009968
t. call centre manager
>>60009949
want them to walk all over my dick in those heels
just woke up lol
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464444772258.webm
What a bunch of bastards
>>60009968
>euros
>ford
jesus christ does britain have any sovereignty left
>>60009949
>He doesn't want to eat all that foot off those delicious feet
bender lol
>>60009904
>Claudia Dean
Brehs...
>>60009973
Tropico 4>Tropico 5
@60010010
That's a shame.
>>60009968
>ford
yeah bro well jelly
lmao that lisicki guy is an absolute N U T T E R. Getting up a 3pm, absolute ledge.
>>60010010
>190cm
pls post pics
>>60010028
5 is free for ps4 thats probably why hes playing it
>>60010028
Never played 4 2bh, just picked this one up because it was free on PSN
>>60009830
You could be out doing something
>>60009791
3>1>2
seriously though
would rail the one on the right
>>60009968
>euro notes
>pound change
did you fly
>>60009968
>having a ford
sorry
Davey Cameron will tell them to rig the vote
No chance of taking the country back lads
>>60010075
Yeh I guess
>>60009968
or, do you live in northern ireland?
t. detective
>>60010121
Why would he rig a vote he's going to win?
>>60010056
shut up
>>60010064
doxable info
Ancient gimmick coming through
>>60009674
'Gurjeet I have berry berry hairy legs'
>>60009994
The Sunday Express polled every Turk and 12m said they definitely would move to Britain in Turkey joined the EU?
Sounds legit. I believe it.
>>60010154
put your trip back on
>He actually believes our government rigs elections.
Keep on tipping, Fedoraman.
>>60010026
She's half Indian.
>"people" who don't wash their hands before meals
>>60010171
you're a spastic.
>Keep on tipping, Fedoraman.
Couldn't get to sleep due to the fucking birds chirping and now I've only just woke up as a result they're ruining my fucking life
haha lads northern ireland have their own banknotes literally what the shit
>prissy germaphobes that end up with being sickly gimps due to their woeful immune systems
>>60010187
>he believes the lies of a slimy pig molester
sad times
having The Real McCoys Ridge Cut for breakfast lads
>>60010196
No she's not paki.
>>60010151
pls gib skype
>>60010234
Nights or NEET?
>>60010151
how does this >>60010154 make you feel?
>>60010221
>>5999999
>>He actually believes our government rigs elections.
>Keep on tipping, Fedoraman.
REALLY REALLY REALLY NEED AN AMERICAN GF
Thoughts?
>>60010294
>59999999
>>60010309
They fucking suck, don't do it.
>tfw 900 EPs/LPs in my library
>>60010250
those fuckers graffitied my local co-op
they're literally illiterate hooligans using nazism as if it were a socially valid excuse for their actions
to the cunt who is ruining my internet reputation:
get out cunt
>>60010203
Yes, must be for believing the Sunday Express.
>>60010327
I fucked it up again
wew
>>59999999
>>60010279
old 2bh
>>60010250
>thinking that will actually change anything
the time for posters is over :^)
i like how butthurt a*stralia gets when i spam this general
>>60010327
Do me a solid lad, please
>>59999999999999
>>60010265
Yes, Indians aren't Pakis.
>>60010382
mong
I missed the 60000000 get lads, what was it?
>>60010250
>national action
Was literally just about to say this >>60010331 desu
Who /enlightened high tory/ here
>>60010368
>danske bank
fabrication would be an impossibility
>invited out tonight
>really anxious about it as fucking always
>>420
>>>/b/1
>>60010416
Some Norwegian pederast.
Complete shit desu.
>>60000000
>>60010399
Yes they are you paki shitskin
>>60010430
just be yourself
>>60010460
the >>59999999 was good tho
>>60010430
Can't comprehend people like you. Bet you're that sad wanker who sits there and hardly talks at all.
There's literally nothing to be nervous about
>>60010464
Fookin' 'ell!
>>60010014
Would have been great if he stalled it
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