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What's the best way to make friends with white people in your country?My parents


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What's the best way to make friends with white people in your country?

My parents demand it of me. They want me to have pictures of me with white people on facebook because they say it'll make me more hire-able
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Are you black?
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>>60006887
你好小中國人
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I don't have any friends
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>>60006914
Hrs clearly Asian you dumb nigger
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>>60006887
That's easy, you just have to be able to hold your liquor
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>>60006887
>My parents demand it of me. They want me to have pictures of me with white people on facebook because they say it'll make me more hire-able
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>>60006887

African here. Just try and socialise with them. Be confident but not to outgoing.

Youre not a common site for some to see.

But provided that you act like any respectable person, you'll be sweet.

Be a negro, not a nigger.
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>>60006955
How the fuck do you know? For all I know he's a cat.
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>>60006996

That is if you are one
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>>60006887
Just get a white gf so she can introduce you to other white people
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Don't, you don't get hired through facebook

Tell your parents to stuff it
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>>60006992
It's obviously Ausposting
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>>60006887
You share a beer together and then you share an other 12. Then you all cry together when you realize that the Systembolaget is closed today.
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>>60007036
Yes I'm Asian. I think it's obvious from my parents and my flag
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>>60006887
If I knew how to make friends then do you think I'd ever have ended up in here?
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>>60007057
They still search for people on facebook a lot of time. Social media presence is checked for some jobs
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>>60007475

Ahhh that explains shit.

Do you go to UNI?
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1. Run track and field
2. Do long distance
Only white people do >800 meters
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>>60007158
I would start selling booze like crazy if i lived in Sweden. Is there no black market?
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>>60007532
Yes I went to high school here too partially. But literally all my friends at both have also been Asian
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thats wrong m8 you don't just make friends because you want to look more hireable tell your parents they're absolute spackers
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>>60007522
i think that's a breach of ethics
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>>60007637
Well there is a black market with buses going to Germany and back to Sweden to sell to kids who can't buy it legally yet but the police is anal about it as far as I know. It is not worth selling alcohol for profit unless you live in the northern Hundred Acre Woods.

People do make their own beer and share with friends but I am not aware of the legality of it.
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>>60007648
describe yourself, are you the muscular asian dude with spiky hair or the weak effeminate asian dude with the bowl cut and glasses
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>>60007921
I'm extremely average.

>>60007783
Not really, anyone can search facebook for anyone. Actually I've heard of some companies making their potential employees give their passwords but I don't know if it's a real story
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>>60008133
>average
>asian
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you simply dont make friends with white people, they are insecure hypocrite cucks, every time I show my power level in politics and ethics they get triggered internally and became silent and laugh awkwardly with no solid argument to refute me
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>>60009057
It's mildly concerning reading someone roleplay an autist just a little bit too convincing
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