goodmorning lads
not sure if the link's still good, because I'm not gay enough to watch movies with /cum, but an hour ago it was comfy movie time
. https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
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nth for don't bully!
Who /lovetraps/
>>60006999
ewww
>>60006999
I love traps
Going to the Tampa Bay area today to get the hell out of Orlando, I'll mostly be in St. Pete and Tampa. Anything you lads think I should check out?
>>60006999
nice trips and ye, I love traps. any red-blooded, heterosexual amercain does.
some homos too, that's the beauty of it
When I was 18 my parents divorced and I wasn't close enough to anyone to tell them
>>60006400
>Good Morning
>It is past midday here
Is OP from California?
>>60007276
Cuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ψ(｀∇´)ψ
How are we doing this fine saturday morning
>>60007274
Is your mom still single
>>60007383
It's been boring as fuck so far.
>>60007405
No but you post is.
>>60007383
Track meet. It's states time here.
>>60007383
Pretty gay tbqh, like every morning as a NEET.
I'm looking for cheap cities in the States with good public transportation and a decent job market. Texas and vibrant gay community preferred, but not necessary.
please recommend so I can get my life back on track
>>60006999
Traps are nothing but ruined cute boys
>>60007550
Is New Mexico something for you? They have a relatively low population desity, are democratic, so you shouldn't have problems as a gay. Santa Fe looks pretty nice too, but I don't know if it fits the rest of your requirements.
>>60007825
Shit taste
>>60007916
The job market in New Mexico is awful
>>60007986
I'm sure you know all about that, buddy.
>>60007986
nah
>>60008067
>>60008105
I'm a trapologist major and I can confirm you have shit taste
>>60008063
Fugg.
https://wallethub.com/edu/best-cities-for-jobs/2173/#main-findings
>>60007916
Something to consider for sure. Some of my closest friends were from New Mexico, they seemed like good people.
>>60008063
I should have mentioned I'm an unskilled laborer, so I'm not sure why I even asked about the job market. Anywhere I can find decent retail jobs is livable for me.
>>60006999
Tfw no passing traps in my area for me to use as my personal cum dumpster
>>60008341
In that case, look into working at a brewery. There are tons popping up because there's not really any other industry there.
>>60008341
Retail job? You could find that almost anywhere. Real problem is meeting any other criteria. Transportation for example I know fuckall about I just know it's SHIIIIIIT in my city
>>60008546
Yeah, that's the biggest hurdle. No car, no way I'm paying insurance on top of everything else. I don't even have a license. So if I can find a city with good monorails or even bike lanes, that's the most important thing besides low rent.
If there's a part of Dallas with pretty low rent I may even try there if I can get a friend to room with me. I did a lot of reading on the Dallas area's public transportation, and it seems very good.
Bit sunburned lads.
I'm going to start reading Twain now Yanks, what should I expect?
Ofc he's famous and important and an American symbol yada yada yada, but I have heard his work is not that good or it's a bit dry.
>>60009113
Children's books basically. Nothing shocking.
>>60008543
That sounds like really interesting work, I think there are even cities in Texas famous for their brewing scene. I will look into it, thank you anon.
>>60009161
Nothing more than that? I was led to believe they were these profound great pieces of literature.
>>60009250
They were impactful at the time, and they are pretty good, but many americans read them im primary school (maybe even in middle) and don't think much of them.
>>60007825
word
Meme countries, forced general
Forced countries, meme general
gimme some dank gangsta rap
>>60009463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUnfFC7wUrs
>>60009463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUogZWhlyt0
>>60009463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKjj4hk0pV4
>>60009587
What a waste.
>>60009463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJC2ax18oQM
>mfw I learned I technically qualify for Spanish citizenship because I am very, very distantly related to sephardic Jews that were expelled from there in like the 14th century
Was I the chicANO all along?
>>60009463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_JQQxvYu5E
Gimme songs like this one XD
https://youtu.be/ktvTqknDobU
>>60009515
>>60009576
>>60009626
>>60009685
>>60009717
absolutely based
http://pigeonsandplanes.com/2016/05/bernie-sanders-dmx/
>>60009463
Devil's Night by d12 was always my favorite
Just marathoned Boxxy videos, feeling quite Nostalgic for pre-/int/ 4chan, lads.
>>60009773
lmao I was counting on them cutting off the music before DMX's trademark homophobia but naw
American politics sure is weird
>>60009463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4RtiqEC9wo
im tired good night /cum/bois
>>60010119
sleep tight my maple leaf buddy
What are /cum/ thoughts on this show?
WE
>>60010459
Don't watch TV, haven't renewed my Netflix account in two months
What's it about?
>>60010459
Fear the walking dead is so shitty I just went to bed after it. Didn't have the energy to watch Preacher. Is it worth it?
>>60010717
Race war now PLEASE
Tired of women, family, and work blow up my phone.
Anyone else just want some peace and quiet? Maybe a joint here and there.
>>60010717
>>60011110
Watch some anime friend
>>60010717
Did people really gets offended by that commercial?
>>60012043
Shut up whitey, we're catching on to your game. Soon we will be kangz once again. You may brainwash the chinks, but not my strong, independent race of FUTURE SLAVE MASTERS
>>60012191
I'm not white
>>60012226
I don't care, if you're not black you may as well be a literal shit skin. It's all white to me
>>60012260
>may as well be a literal shit skin
Replace this with toilet face and you're golden
If you were born after the fall of the Soviet Union then you have never really known strife
>>60012513
Explain
good evenig, guys
In a porta potty right now and shitting on some broad's tampon lads
>>60012817
*tips it with you inside*
>>60006999
But she's a girl
>>60012991
Ur a girl
>>60012910
Oops haha
>>60009891
Noice desu, thanks
>>60013115
yours is almost the same as mine :^)
>>60013115
>>60013115
>>60012991
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
These are not mere statements, these are directions for happiness in life.
>>60013657
>>60013115
I hate these things they tear me up inside
how do you eat one of these bad boys?
serious question
do you hold it sideways or tilt your head sideways?
>>60013657
>>60013827
i usually hold it sideways and squish it down a bit
>>60013827
There aren't any Mexicans in the thread right now, ask later.
unsurprising
>>60013657
>>60013115
>>60013916
tacos are as mexican as pizza is italian
>>60013657
Almost quads.
>>60013827
just pinch the top of the tortilla flaps to pick it up and start eating at one end
if its really packed then hold the other end against your palm so nothing spills out
>>60013964
Then why are you asking here?
>>60013964
triggered
stop appropriating our culture
t. mexican
>>60014114
it's just the inevitable delicious result of globalization
best president, coming through
>>60013115
isn't it ironic that the girl i wanna marry is a wedding planner
>>60014444
Isn't it ironic that you got quads with 4?
>>60014444
sounds like you'd have a balling ass wedding with her
nice quads
>>60014536
she told me my life was too much and then moved to atlanta
>america
>making it great
>again
>>60014669
Yes
>>60014586
bbc
>>60014820
i was like "damn", of all the places she could go i just thought she'd choose somewhere that has somebody that she knows
>>60014669
80s baby
Do you guys actually like rootbeer?
>>60015102
its okay
>>60011459
Grew out of anime at 17.
Wish i had time for fighting.
>>60014863
I like the cut of your jib danefriend. I'd pay your danegeld anytime if you catch my meaning
>>60015008
>80's
>great
lol, wasn't america tripping balls with colombian cocaine and american drug lords in the 80's, didn't the war on drugs began in that era because rich whities couldn't calm their tits with a ''miami vice'' life style? wasn't the 80 the most savage and decadent era of all?
>>60015321
nope, 80s was the best
>>60015321
yeah dude but thundercats
>>60014669
That's the plan at least
>when it's the end of the month and you find a 20 in your pocket you forgot about
me rn
>>60013657
This would have been way worse a year ago
>>60013115
>>60015663
SO CLOSE
WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT
I'm brazilian and i have never been in Disneyland
Shameful
>>60015817
I'm American and I have never been in Disneyland.
Walt may have hated the jew, but his company has learned their way.
>>60015395
if you want america be like the 80's again then you don't need to build that wall, just give us a couple of years and everything is going to be madness again
>>60016585
bring it, mexifriend
WE
https://www.instagram.com/p/BF4zw8GrUAx/
>>60015395
Are you stupid or retarded?
>>60013115
Feels bad
>>60017324
neither, 80s had cocaine and he-man
why are Canadians so fucking arrogant
>wake up tomorrow
>this is america
What do?
>>60017383
>>60013657
>>60017516
tbqh only changes for the better since I live in Texas
>>60017516
jump the border to texas
always feels nice to watch a footy match in its intended time (night time)
>>60017516
Cry in rage that I'm Canadian now
back from the donair place
>>60013657
More than 3 times a week?
Nigga, I masturbate more than 3 times a DAY.
I just downloaded tor where do I go to find the seedy underbelly of the web?
>>60013657
n-not that bad right?
>>60017932
For real though, anybody who's not a fucking psycho is whacking off at least once a day.
I don't use any sheets on my bed
I just lie on the mattress
Went to keelung today lads. Pretty cool place I guess. Its old, grimey, and built around the mountains.
>>60019404
Me too. I'm too poor to afford good cotton sheets desu.
I'm still in high school so some of the loser shit should get a pass
>lost my USB full of interracial porn at college
the line I have prepared when someone confronts me is: "Well, did you like what you saw?"
whats a guy gotta do to get a gf around here
>>60017516
kill self
>>60019630
>picked up a girl at a bar/ club
Are you sure m8
>make a reasonable statement
>people react as if i'm crazy
It all makes sense in my head, lads.
this doesnt account for being a college student, Im guessing
>>60019633
If someone returns it to you, before they ever ask about the porn, you get real close to their face-like. Make eye contact, DON'T BREAK IT. And say, "I sure am glad we live on a campus of trustworthy individuals who VALUE PRIVACY." You whisper the all caps part in their ear and give em a little lick.
And then they are shamed into saying nothing, because we value our privacy so much in this Facebook age. Or the opposite of that thing I just said I guess. You're fucked.
>>60019023
/brit/'s going a bit mental hey lads
If you answer to "said a meme irl" please state the meme so we can laugh at you.
I posted this >>60013941
and I just quote IdubbbzTV with close friends who like those videos as well. I'll just say "hey, that's pretty good" or "what are you, fucking gay?" because I can't help myself. It's just so satisfying to say.
>>60019905
I just counted house party as bar/club since its the age equivalent
>>60020150
You didn't pick up shit if you didn't fug faget
>>60020034
A g-g-g-g-girl? Golly gee, I wish she'd touch MY penis!
>>60019994
Haha that'll be pretty intimidating. I figure since no one has rummaged through the files to find my identity and return it that it's either A) still lost, B) they just deleted all my stuff and use it as their own, or C) I have it somewhere buried in my messy room.
I'm not too worried, except for maybe the possibility the USB had sensitive data on it. In college, nobody short of a priest is going to storm around screaming that I watch porn... especially with the far more pressing weekly spree of sexual assaults that occur on my campus
>>60020150
Why didn't you put dat pon de floor
>>60020034
/cum/ girl is better
>>60020441
who is this semen demon anyway
girl reveal
>>60020441
women are bad
>>60020785
t. gay
Hi this is my first /cum/ post.
How are you all today?
What's life like in America right now
>>60020935
Woke up, fired my guns in the air, went to mcdonalds, got shot, and made it out of the ER before noon
God bless
>>60020935
People are unironically eating burgers and celebrating freedom this weekend, it's a good time
>>60020935
Freedom
>>60020935
I'm working outside today and as it so happens there is a fuckmongous thunderstorm outside
They said I still have to work
Where I can find pics with great american """quotes""" on /int/? Do someone have them?
>>60021640
>>60021640
>>60018823
Download i2p
You woke up and see this. wut do?
>>60022052
>All of Canada not hockey
Yeah nah fuck that I ain't watchin' no poverty ball.
>>60022052
delete
>Younger brother and sister are going to the same party tonight
>I'm staying in to play Overwatch by myself
Just freaking end me
>>60022052
fixd
>mfw tiesto adagio for strings
fuck being socially retarded tbqh
Concert starts in an hour and I am sitting all alone outside in the smoking area (I don't smoke) while people are inside having fun and talking to each other
im here to revive /cum/
>>60022948
>>60022948
Fuck you and your baby
>>60022981
>>60022988
its alive !!~
Death to AI
>be Bosnian
>Parents know this middle eastern guy
>They all wanna set me up with his butifel niece from Dubai who's studying to become a chemist(not that she needs the money)
>tfw gay
I think I'll probably do it though. What's she gonna divorce me ? If I stay true to myself the best I could do I some penniless hipster
>>60023493
Skum
elhamdullillah literally can't wait for Ramadan
>>60023743
Inshallah, brother
>>60023493
>Fuck her and turn her into a lesbian with your horrible sex skills.
>Strike a fake marriage deal with her
>Fuck her dad instead
>???
>Profit
Not sure what to do today. I suppose I should leave my apartment maybe go to the park and read but I don't really feel like it.
Kind of just killing time till dinner, I'm making some homemade tendies. Also I'm excited about tonight's samurai champloo marathon on toonami
>>60022948
BABY
A
B
Y
>>60013115
No bingo. (:(
>>60023493
say neigh
kek i am the only guy at the whole table and groups of people won't sit next to me and rather stand even going like "no free tables left"?
I really must look miserable
>>60013657
No bingo. (:(
Aqua or Magma, /cum/?
>inb4 Courtneyfags
>>60024324
Rocket, always
>>60024324
Magma.
>>60024364
>Rocket
Get off 4chan, grand-pa.
>>60013657
No bingo lads
oh people sat next to me
But backs turned my direction, kinda rude
>>60024446
didnt u go with ur frends ? u shud go inside and talk 2 sum ppl
Are you cute today?
>>60024411
get off my lawn, whippersnapper
with yer...700 pokemans. Back in my day, we had 250 and we LIKED IT
>>60024487
kawaii all day erryday
>>60024481
I have no friends that could come
Afraid to just start talking to strangers desu
>>60024559
Just interject some people's conversation casually
>>60024111
Where are you?
Over 100 years ago Pepsi made the best cola ever. What happened?
>>60024776
At a film festival
>go to store before they close
>going to get burgers to eat, and some milk and toothpaste
>there's a bunch of teens there too buying stuff to apparently make a cake at night?
>there's several blonde girls
>already feeling the spaghetti poking out of my pockets
>keep a stone face and don't look anyone in the eye while I pay for my stuff
>quickly shove it all into a plastic bag and march home
>exhale heavily
Normie genocide WHEN
>>60025034
haitiANUS faggot
>>60019465
What is it senpai
Gib details
call me poopsmack mcgrimsby
my rhubarb jam didn't set
All afternoon I've been looking forward to having some nice thick rhubarb jam. I slaved over a hot stove to make this stuff. Now I have six jars of runny slop. Fucking garbage.
Give me one reason not to end it all.
>>60022437
>meme re-do of a meme piece by a meme composer courtesy of a meme dj posted by a meme country
Wew.
I dont belong
the orthodox church look so beautiful for g0d
>>60025720
is that glenn?
>>60025034
>Sweden calling for white genocide
You can't make this shit up.
How can I immigrate to Canada? I'm 22 and have it bachelor degree.
>>60026403
Work on your english more, find a job, and apply for a visa. You are probably
>A FUCKING WHITE MALE
so it may be slightly more difficult for you but if you try hard enough you can make it, Ivan
>>60026403
points system desu, the country you come from doesn't matter unless you're a refugee
http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/immigrate/skilled/apply-factors.asp
Muslim here. Pakistani origin.
My girlfriend is Mexican.
What do Hispanics on here think of this?
Is she degenerate, or is she stepping up on the genetic ladder by having kids with me?
>>60026822
You are the bright future of Britain
This is the greatest American western
>>60027023
It's hard for Muslims I'm Britain to get native women.
My brothers in Sweden say that they get many Swedish pussy..
Is it socially acceptable to wear a tanktop as a guy if it is hot?
I am afraid of looking like a douche if I get on the bus.
>>60027394
You will look like a douche but in a socially acceptable way.
>>60027394
Yeah sure but it's kinda greasy.
>>60027394
are you buffed or a skeleton?
>>60027394
depends if you have nice tits or not
![IMG_0223[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/era18UP.jpg "IMG_0223[1].jpg")
Have you seen these cunts yet? I can hear their buzzing off in the woods, and I'm already contemplating suicide.
>>60027498
I have been lifting for a good while and look decent aesthetics-wise
what did taylor swift mean by this?
Story time, /cum/
>be me
>be around 17 (old story)
>up late one night watching TV
>hear screaming outside
>girl is running down the street from someone
>open door and motion for her to come inside
>she tells me she has abusive bf and he's threatening to kill her
>ask her if she wants anything to drink
>she wants pepsi
>get her a pepsi from the freezer
>she drinks it, and dozes off on my couch not too long after
>head up to my room and sleep
>wake up the next morning
>she's not there
>go to my fridge for milk
>fucking bitch stole all my pepsi
>
>french is literally on every product right under english
f*ck off quebec go to h*ll
Could really use a gf right now lads.
>>60027689
me too but because life seems like a meaningless void, but cicadas are bad too
>>60028226
it's a good flavor of potato chip
>>60028226
Quebec is a pretty great province honestly
fucking hate russisans now thanks to their general yesterday.
>>60023493
Marry her and fuck guys on the side
Unless you can only fall in love with guys...
Never understood if homosexuals can only fall in love with men of just find them attractive or both
>>60013115
tfw close to being a normie
I haven't been laid in three years though, can I be a born-again virgin?
Not sure why being in shape or recreational drugs are there though desu, all my friends who use hard drugs and lift are all autistic as fuck and are either virgins or rarely get laid.
>>60028487
what did they do to you?
Why is Minnesota so amazing? It has the benefits of Canada and America.
>>60028603
they said invited: everyone but canada. cuck fanada. I will kill all russkis when WWIII hits.
Speaking of Quebec, a friend is going to Quebec City and he said if I could think of anything I want he'd grab it for me and I can pay him back or whatever. What's something only available in Quebec that I should tell the lad to pick up?
>>60027952
>pepsi
She did you a solid, senpai.
>apply to university
>they need my transcript from community college
>send it about two weeks ago
>should have gotten it by now, check application status
>1 hold
>need to send a transcript from the university i'm applying to
>Buy a book
>UK£7.99
>CAN$17.99
CANADIAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!
Seriously though, is CAN$17.99 quite a bit? Or is it normal and adjusted for each currencies worth?
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