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good thread
How are things tonight lads?
>>60031486
The other thread isn't even at the bump limit, you mongoloid faggot.
I wanna go home
>>60031486
>making clint eastwood canadian
i hope you die, hes a national treasure
>>60031612
Technically they're all american
>>60031665
yes but clint eastwood is double american
usa rules /cum, that OP pic is a travesty
>>60031486
Why are Tuco and Angel Eyes switched?
>>60031712
But America isn't the Good. Everybody knows that we've got the market cornered on being the good guys.
>>60031777
if cuck is good
fallout soon fellow anons
we didnt reach bump limit on the last thread lads
this thread is cursed
>>60031830
is that why you want the title so bad
Clint might be quintessentially American but it would fit even less with Canada as Angel Eyes
fuck you guys, we get to be eastwood, canada, you get to be navajo joe
>>60031830
>America
>not the most cucked country in the world
>>60031858
Angel Eyes was a fucking dick too so it works fine
>>60031858
>sneaky dishonest backstabbers
>join stronker people even against their friends
That's perfectly Canadian though
Waking up at 4 PM with a hangover edition.
>>60031962
>implying we aren't the ultimate good guys
Tsuuu desu
>>60031941
No it isn't weed boy
>>60031962
You think tuco was a friend and got backstabbed? not even surprised.
>>60031941
>nu-male with the star tattoos
>>60031935
Get out of here with your lecherous turpitude you fucking piece of shit., this is a Christian general.
Doo dooo
Dooo dooo
Du du dooo
Du doo, du doo du doo doo doooooo
>>60032031
Get out.
>>60031941
>coming from Canada
#elbogate
>>60032031
>>60032037
foreigners leave
>>60032020
Tuco was a fucking bro you leaf faggot
Blondie was the asshole who ripped him off first
>>60032052
>apologizing for hitting someone with your elbow is bad
You see. americans have no manners. that's why you're The Bad.
>>60032005
Yes it is.
>>60032031
>>60032037
Old worlders are welcome. There are hamburgers and terrible macro lager in the lobby.
>>60032089
Tuco was not a bro at all. you daft? He was cool but that's it.
>>60032089
>>60032020
true, if you had seen the movie, tuco and his brother are the good guys and blondie was a real sonnava bitch
Great flick, /cum/.
>>60032137
Mostly his brother, Tuco was a murderer, thief, and rapist. Blondie was a dick but he was less of a dick.
>>60031486
WHat the fuck are you doing canuck
>>60032173
Best Clint Eastwood movie coming through.
>>60032031
doot doola doot doo... ??
>>60031486
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, I WANT TO BE BLONDIE
lads
have this one haha
>>60032362
saved lad
heres one of mine
>>60032199
>The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have friends and those who are lonely like poor Tuco
Unironically dead inside haha x
Clint Eastwood?
More like
Clit Westrobot
>>60031486
Order should be USA, Canada, Mexico, you desperate leaf.
why are brown US residents that aren't Mexicans always so cute and handsome?
need a bf
WELL SOMEBODY TOLD ME
YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND
WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND
THAT I HAD IN FEBRUARY OF LAST YEAR
>>60032634
Ah yes. Another horrible pop song I'm glad is forgotten. Heres another one.
SHE FUCKING HATES ME
TRUST
SHE FUCKING HATES ME
LA LA LA LA (????)
>>60032634
Has anyone told you to stop being a faggot?
>>60032581
Whites are okay too
>>60032475
At least Tuco had several wives.
>>60032681
JEALOUSY
TURNING SAINTS INTO TO SEA
SWIMMING THROUGH SICK LULLABIES
>>60032679
(vomits)
>>60032634
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Just filtered every /int/ gen but /cum/
Just filtered my cum through a tea sifter
>>60032790
good lad
>>60032866
now /int/ is empty. oh well.
asides from trudeau, who is the hottest world leader? you can use young pictures
my vote is for netanyahu
>>60032936
obama. I wish I looked and sounded like that.
>>60032936
peña
>>60032983
you wish you were a nog?
>>60033093
No. I'd rather be you.
STOP CALLING MY FUCKING PHONE I JUST WANT TO SLEEEEP REEEEEEEEE
Hi
Who /turnt/ in this bich
>>60033133
thats nice
>>60033214
>sleep at 7pm
lose weight, you animal.
>>60032581
I'm turning 26 this year, 5ft7, 115lbs, dark brown hair to my shoulders, white
doing my masters next year
but I also never had a relationship before
I also don't have any friends
I have a bipolar disorder, am schizo
Early onset of parkisons, will probably die in 15-20years
would you enter a relationship with someone like me
I might try to kill you
what is your skype
I'm very lonely
>>60033448
I'm straight, you clown.
I think i'm developing a brain tumor.
>>60033484
Why not go to a doctor?
>>60033536
i don't think it could be cured by a doctor. I need to leave this place.
>>60033482
me too
>>60033484
How do you figure? Friend of mine lost his mother because she developed one. Her extremities started doing things she wasn't telling them to.
>work
>sleep
>eat
>work
>sleep
>eat
>>60033572
If that's so, then you're the perfect girl for 98% of this thread but you know the drill. You have to post a body part or you're just a weird dude until then.
>This torrent is connected to peers. Are you sure you want to remove it?
somebody remind me why I'm still up? Lol
>>60033721
Okay I'm a weird dude then, never gonna post pictures online
>>60033880
it's morning for me anon, it's all relative
>>60033880
*reminds you why you're still up*
>>60032046
No, you can't make me, Yanks shit up /brit/ so why not here?
>>60033918
Just something that identifies you as a female, dummy. Even hands would suffice but whatever. This is not exactly the pool of bachelors you want to be fishing in. Literally walk outside, make eye contact with someone and smile at them. The game is easy for women.
>decent back and forth with qt on tinder
>mention meeting-up in anyway possible
>dropped
everytime desu
>enjoying my weekend
>uncharacteristically happy
>suddenly
>knock knock
>anon I need your keys to get in the basement (I work for the building I live in)
>annoyed as fuck but give them it
>get it back
>20 minutes later
>anon I need your keys again
>its been an hour
>for a blown fucking circuit
>probably going to end up getting in trouble with my boss
>being reminded of my work on a fucking weekend
>interupting my fucking weekend
I'm so fucking pissed right now, I would genuinely be overjoyed if a nuke detonated directly on me right now and killed everybody within miles of me
>>60034085
I can't look at anything but the ground when outside
>>60034149
>not just changing the fuse to be done with it
>>60034254
I would've if I originally knew that was the issue, but I didn't.
Genuinely hope this building burns to the fucking ground right now
>>60033942
aussie detected
>>60034224
so hook up with this guy >>60034103
>>60034103
Bro, you want a cute German gf?
I unironically went to Megacon haha
I spent $200 to be bored in a big building full of autists
What are you doing tonight /cum/?
>all these fireworks already
It's just memorial day weekend ffs. Where are these people getting this bottomless supply of fireworks?
>>60034576
Literally no one wants this to happen. Shit thread.
>tfw the weedman wont answer
fucking cunt i know you see me calling
>>60034655
fireworks are comfy
>>60034626
thinking about getting weed but remembering that if I wait 2 days I can get better weed for cheaper.
fuck this ok?
>>60034701
Bet you wouldn't say that if kids lit them off in front of your house every single night 6 months out of the year
>sneezed while eating almonds
>kept mouth closed
>almond bits went into my nose somehow
>30 minutes later and I'm still trying to cough up the remaining pieces
>>60033684
>life is so boring work is the only thing that gives you purpose
>job is so boring you can't wait to go home every day
Why won't someone end this suffering
>>60034740
take a steamy shower then cup the hot water into your hand and rub it into your face while blowing out your nose
if donald trump gets elected im leaving the united states and moving to america
I HATE PEOPLE
WHERE CAN I LIVE WHERE I DONT HAVE TO INTERACT WITH PEOPLE WHEN IM AT HOME
I WANT PEOPLE TO FUCKING GO THE FUCK AWAY FOR FUCK SAKE
>>60034721
Yeah probably not
>>60034777
Go to Arbys then
>>60034777
Finland.
>>60034828
hell actually end it all if he ends up eating there though
>>60034842
FUCK KEKS
>>60034777
>WHERE CAN I LIVE WHERE I DONT HAVE TO INTERACT WITH PEOPLE WHEN IM AT HOME
In your own apartment?
>>60034883
>In your own apartment?
I FUCKING WISH NIGGER THAT WOULD BE FUCKING HEAVEN ON EARTH IF I COULD STAY IN MY APARTMENT AND NOT HAVE PEOPLE CALL ME OR KNOCK ON MY DOOR OR FUCKING ANNOY THE PISS OUT OF ME
>>60034866
I actually love arbys. It's underrated desu
>>60034740
kek. somethine similar happened to me the other day.
>eating piece of bread
>swallow and sneeze at the same time
>not sure if I swallowed all the bread
>wondering if some possibly went into my nasal cavity
>figure it didn't
>sniffle
>bread shoots directly down windpipe
spent the following couple minutes inverted and laughing wet bread out of my lungs.
>>60034478
Hi are you black
They filmed the show COPS outside of my house last night
Right fucking outside of my house, thats how big of a fucking shithole I live in.
The entire world would be a better place if they just fucking nuked me and everybody here, fuck everything
>>60035039
I thought that show was scripted lmao
I'm a gay nigga but i still sausage
>>60034957
I think it's pretty good too. Everyone seems to hate it but they never say why.
>>60035039
>complaining about being a badass TV star
>>60035039
You shoulda ran out and called them a couple jabronis and then got tasered
You can either cry about what a shithole you live in or embrace the fuck outta it
>>60035076
fast food and deli meats just don't seem to mix imo
>>60034981
shit, uh.. no
>>60035096
>Implying I'm one of the 40 heroin addicts on my street
No I actually study in my free time, not that it will matter as I'm always going to be stuck in this shithole anyway.
>>60035107
>You can either cry about what a shithole you live in or embrace the fuck outta it
Or I can call you a stupid nigger and tell you to kill yourself
looking to take a trip at end of semester
want to go somewhere i can drink and get lost
any suggestions?
thinking
>Ireland
>Japan
>>60035039
Hilarious, fucking america sucks. Even northern states have areas where I'm sure you could sit and film a whole season of cops everyday.
>>60035155
Iceland
>>60035155
Japans good for that. Just go to Tokyo and hit up the bars every night. Go wander the city and spend some time in the shopping districts/parks/eating during the day
>>60035204
>Even northern states have areas where I'm sure you could sit and film a whole season of cops everyday.
I live in the north
Yo Mexipeople (and other present native Spanish speakers), how do you feel about Tara Strong's performance as Paz in Peace Walker? Did it bother you or was it all right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VQQawjD90
>>60035215
how do you sex japan women?
>>60035155
>Ireland
They'd glass you and steal your wallet
>>60035155
I enjoyed my time in Japan. Just bring lots of cash with you, it's expensive.
>>60032936
putin
>>60035224
Seriously, where do you live? You never see NYPD on cops. It's always some meth flooded southern boondock.
>>60035242
same as any other one
1. be attractive
2. go to club/bar
3. find a drunk woman that's not out of your league that's not with a male
4. "hey you havin a good time tonight? wooo haha I love clubbing :)? wanna dance? Im from (somewhere cool), where you from? haha hey that was fun, wanna get out of here?"
5.???
6. profit
idk what to do if there's a language barrier though
>>60035321
No I don't live in NY so I don't see NYPD
>>60035347
Appalachia?
>>60035361
new england heroin central
>>60035328
>1. Be attractive
These instructions are too hard
>>60035215
>>60035269
yea I took 2yrs of the language so i could get around BUT its just such a big place and its my first solo trip
maybe scared it wont be comfy
any cities to recommend?
>>60035401
Is it really? I thought heroin use was worse in places like West Virginia? Boomtowns and trailer parks, etc.
>>60035480
pretty sure hes talking about new hampshire
>>60035480
I don't fucking know, all I know is that there are heroin addicts on every street here, they have weekly crews clean up heroin needles from the public parks, schools stopped using public parks because of all the addicts.
This place is a fucking joke
some hookers started working a corner just 3 blocks from my house
I want to hit them with a lead pipe desu
>>60035480
Rich kids love heroin. It's not a "problem" on long island, but I've personally known more than one person who was way into heroin. Going on their adventures to get it introduces you to a whole world of moneyed junkies.
>>60035442
As long as you're not a manlet (not meme-tier, like actual sub 5'7) and have a non-fucked up face you can get up to a 7 as a male. Being jacked, good fashion, well styled hair and facial hair go a long way.
Me on the floor
>>60035538
Do it at night, nobody would look for you
>>60035580
me in the middle
>>60035444
I always recommend the cities. Tokyo, of course, is a great place to go and is absolutely monstrous in size. You'll always find something to do.
Kyoto is the typical place to go if you want to see temples and shrines. Kiyomizu-dera was very pretty, especially in the autumn when the leaves have changed color.
I spent a day in Hiroshima as well. I felt that was the prettiest city I saw (compared to the previous mentioned cities, and Osaka).
What do you want to do? Just sight-see?
>>60035580
guido/10
Where are the mexicans?
>>60035527
Damn, man. I've seen the word, "epidemic" when heroin is discussed today, but I've not witnessed that myself. Just don't succumb to it yourself, man.
>>60035559
I guess that makes sense, yeah. Seems like a waste of cash, but everyone needs a hobby(?).
>>60035733
Are we not cool enough?
>>60035758
>Just don't succumb to it yourself, man.
I don't even fucking drink, I just want to move to the fucking woods so I can lets these pieces of shit kill themselves in any way they please
>>60035580
me in the middle
>>60035733
Shit... who's guarding the border... ?
Are mexicans the litteral embodiment of rape?
Their culture, their land it's all a fucking lie and they got cucked out of their recources and are forced to speak the language of their rapists to this day.
How much aztec ancestry is even in their blood anymore?
Like 2%?
>>60035815
>JUST
>>60035916
WE WUZ TLATOANIS N SHIET
>>60035916
All of that is true for way more cultures than you know
I
I BELIEVE
>>60035733
they used up all of their internet points
>>60035970
Fuck did I miss it?
>>60035970
who the fuck cares about poverty ball
>>60036002
its only halftime
>>60035970
>Bolivia
That's like the worst team in the entire continent. Either them or Canada.
I demand answers
>>60036064
we run this place
>>60036093
Nuh uh!
>East St. Louis
>the murder rate of East St. Louis hit 101.9 per population of 100,000
WEW
>be me autist
>trying hard to get out autist mode
>reached the point where i can have light conversation with women
>chad friend needs to sell his old textbooks
>told him to post it on the uni facebook page
>he makes a post and hot ass first year arab girl msgs him
>2 days later he said he's tapping it
>bitch also wears the hotdog scarf on her head too
WHAT THE FUCK
One day it'll be me /cum/
>>60036064
you mean you DONT doublepark your new car?
guess sd isn't a wealthy enough state for that sort of culture
>>60036188
>0.1%
>WEW
leaf pls
I am very lonely. I haven't had a friend in a few years.
>>60036202
why do you care faggot
you're literally a fucking cuck
>>60036224
>In 2014 the murder rate of city of East St. Louis was higher than that of Honduras
fucking Honduras
>america
>1st world
>>60036214
It had a busted fender
>>60036188
>"live"
I guess they added the quotations after the performers were killed?
cant even fucking yell without being judged because I live in a fucking shitty apartment building
I fucking hate cities
>>60036305
How is east St. Louis representative of the entire country, leaf?
>>60035733
>Where are the mexicans?
I think they were offended by being called "The Ugly".
Every time I hear a firework go off I hope that somebody blew their hand off
>>60036275
I didn't think girls would give it up that easily. How does that make me a cuck
>>60036274
I don't believe you.
>>60036305
It's hard to care about cities that are far away. STL is 1000 miles away from me. Montreal and Ottawa are closer.
>>60036319
yea right i bet you did it you jealous wench
>>60036353
you cannot find one place in canada. not one city with those figures.
>inb4 nunavut
Keep in mind there are only 30k people in nunavut but they measure the murder rate by per 100, 000
We celebrate our veterans by giving them all PTSD a few times a year.
What a stupid fucking shithole this place is
http://swimelodeon.com/
Come watch movies with us /cum/!
>>60036397
>Jealous
>Of a Jeep
>>60036441
just south dakotan things
>>60036409
what's with your obsession with the soviet union, mexican. ithought mexico was already communist.
>>60036353
Yeah cause East St. Louis is your only favela tier city, right.
>>60036466
>>60036466
>ithought mexico was already communist.
you are a dumb americanized canadian
>>60036464
Are you inferring something siiiiiiiiiiiiiir
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR are you inferring something SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR
Libertarians don't fuck around...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeHrjguBe6s
really hate my life
>>60036064
scratch it
>>60036424
No one lives in Canada so who cares? This is a very strange thing to try and big dick over. Assholes shoot other assholes. Wooptie doo. Our population of assholes lessens and you're still Canadian.
>>60036434
>kiddie shit
>receive a ""handjob"" from an amerigirl tourist
>she squeezes my penis and crushes my urethra then pulls back so hard my foreskin nearly rips
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>60036599
sissy cancucks
>>60036561
godbless
>>60036500
woah dude. i thought you liked communism.
>>60036064
1997 Jeep Cherokee owner here, AMA
>>60036634
i told you that, because mexico is not communist...if we were, we would have recognized crimea as part of russia
>>60036064
Is that rain? Stop complaining about no water you damn hippies.
>>60036619
I don't think she's ever seen foreskin tbhonest.
>>60036620
>BEHOLD THIS RANDOM BUILDING!
...ok?
>>60036620
at least it's not frozen half the year
how do you learn about music enough to talk about it?
>>60035650
Yea just looking to sight see, drink some beers in a quiet place, meet some people, maybe get laid
Going by myself will be a challenge cause im such an autist
Will look into Hiroshima, maybe Kyoto too thanks for the help
>>60036720
How do you know she wasn't trying to circumcise you?
Is this accurate?
>>60036836
listen to it, learn an instrument, and read up on music theory
>>60036836
You listen to many genres and artists, it builds up over time.
>>60036619
I had a gf in high school who gave me handjob, and it fucking hurt so much I told her to stop. I realized she was wearing a ring and suggested maybe she should take it off because it's pinching my dick. She yelled at me because she was a crazy bitch and refused to do it, so no handjobs ever again. We broke up pretty soon after. It's hard to make things work with crazy.
I still have a fucking mark on my dick because her gorilla grip and steel ring was more than a match for my poor benis. That was literally a decade ago.
>>60036845
She probably was trying to do that. Fucking sleeper agents of israel. We need to build a wall.
>>60035815
>>60035580
>white kids dressing like nogs
I want to throat punch them when I see these little fucknuggets on the street.
>>60036851
Life experience tells that there are exceptions to every rule. Moreover, what if her environment has always been among reactionaries? That would make her one too.
>>60036947
It just means she's still going by the norm within her company.The picture implies she cannot be reactionary within her medium.
>>60036656
How small is your dick?
>girl from highschool (5 years ago) adds me on fb
> 50% of her posts mention something negative about her ex
....
Bolivia getting BTFO
>>60037153
QEPD....
>white kids dressing like nogs
>I want to throat punch them when I see these little fucknuggets on the street.
took my college admission test today lads
I think I'm not gonna make it haha
>>60037061
Is there some reason you're looking to confirm this?
>>60035580
Me behind the lamp
>>60035132
Starting to see why none of these girls wanted to meet up with you.
If you show somebody pictures/videos/etc. of something they enough times and for long enough they will grow to like it or believe it.
There is enough resources to have videos/pictures/etc. of anything you want on the internet that you can make people believe anything you want if you are organized enough.
This is literally the foundation our country works on and has since TV became popular. Do with this knowledge what you will.
What do you canucks think of NorthernLion?
What do you spics think of El Chapo?
>>60037404
FUCK OFF YANKI PIECE OF SHIT
>>60037090
About 6", why do you ask, anon?
>>60037404
Literally who?
>>60037286
Cause I'm not black?
>>60037153
hows olivia doing?
>>60037224
Just bored/curious.
>>60037447
The greatest LPer out of Canadia, not because of his skills but because of his commentary.
Can anyone pull off a fedora without looking like a massive tool? What sort of social situation would warrant a fedora?
>>60037404
Dope track the game be killing dat skrillex beat
My brother is going to move to canada next month
>>60037404
I think he's a criminal that deserves to die.
>>60037513
Frank Sinatra could
>>60037513
Older men. That's all.
>>60037462
Touche.
No, the way you dropped the ball immediately. This was a cute, petite virgin that would have been interested in only you (assuming) and that was the best response you could come up with?
>>60037513
I wanted to try once but when I put one on my head to try out a looked retarded
>>60037550
What do you think of Mr. Trump, then?
There's so many games to play it's intoxicating ffam. I keep starting and stopping a bunch of them.
>>60037643
Learn some damn self-control and stop buying games until you finish your backlog.
>>60037622
Well he looks like a serious candidate but I dunno if he would do the things he promised.
>>60037718
You might think the blacks can pull it off but you're half-wrong.
guess who this is
>>60037741
Your wet dream
>>60037741
Bryce dallas howard with some dudes faces shopped over
>>60031486
Arabs will MAGA.
>>60037548
>>60037741
10/10 in the uk.
>>60037741
Prime Minister of Belgium
Will you tell your son about 4chan?
>>60037798
Muhammed was a pig fucking child rapist you stupid nigger
Started eating meat
I want to try food at mcdicks. What do i get? I have no idea what's on the menu and have only tried the fries. I have like 6.50 to spend lads
>day 2 of neighbor making a bbq so terrible it looks and smells like he's burning down his house
i swear to god if this goes on for 2 more days I'll lose it
>>60037867
Jesus I couldn't imagine having a son. In today's world? You think white men are shit on now? Imagine in a few years when feminism has even more power.
I'd be doing a favor if I just killed him
>>60037741
a mentally ill person
>>60037891
Practice makes perfect, shitter. We all had to start somewhere.
>>60037884
if you just started eating meat you're probably going to puke if you eat mcdonalds
My friend was with me when he started eating meat and he had 1 burger and ended up puking, not because it was gross but because his body couldn't handle it
>>60037867
yeah, why not?
USA USA USA
>>60037969
I had a chicken burger thing at kfc last week no problem
Haha. I am out of banned prison. Feels good mate.
People reminding me why I usually try to be awake at night and sleep during the day.
Leave me the fuck alone, I don't want to do shit for you on the weekend go fuck yourself
>>60037682
There's chance in hell most, if any, of his promises will come true. Way too many hoops to jump for a single presidential term.
Do you guys think Obama will really close Guantanamo bay like he promises he will?
In my entire life no girl has ever been attracted to me
>>60038186
I thought he already did that
>>60037918
You shouldn't give a shit anon do whatever you want.
>>60038236
No
He's actually made it nearly impossible for anybody to ever close it...
>>60038232
False.
>>60038012
Noice poor Bolivia.
>>60038232
Probably why you sexualize states
>>60038012
world cup here we come
>>60038282
its coming home, la
>>60038240
It's not about doing whatever you want, it's about him being left in the dust his entire life while all the benefits are handed out to women and people of color at an extremely disproportional rate.
>>60038232
>p-please feel bad for me!
you could change that if you wanted to unless youre like hideously disfigured and mentally ill.
>>60038275
Why.
>>60038263
Do you want to be my girlfriend, Anonymous-chan :3
>>60038232
sick blog fag
new
>>60038360
>>60038346
thanks
>>60038296
I hate how these problems are in all first world countries, liberals and feminazis should die.
>>60038331
Sure, I'll be your gf. I hope you don't mind my muscles or penis.
>>60038410
pretty sure meme analyst is that kind of guy anyway
anddddd thread dumpstered
>>60037875
I agree and so does Al Mutar-dono! *TIPS MAXIMISED
What flag am I posting under? Do I have A FUCKING LEAF?
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