find the nearest park to the methadone clinic and drink up a storm

>>59998711
>before rushing home to my wife and her son.

>>59998748
>dancing cartoon character

What did he mean by this?

>>59998711
pass out in their cars while waiting at whataburger drive-throughs
>http://kxan.com/2016/05/27/police-car2go-driver-asleep-in-whataburger-drive-thru-gets-dwi/

>Woodstock

Bundy is always better.

>>59998816
>you can buy 12% Bundy in 200ml cans

I'm an alcoholic, the more alcohol in the least amount of liquid is best

Of course Bundy tastes better.

Anyway I'm sitting outside now

>>59998861
i wouldn't say i'm an alcoholic, but i've developed a hearty tolerance nonetheless, and i get this. a normal beer for me is something with over 8% ABV, otherwise i might as well be drinking water.

>>59998990
Can you drink a full bottle of whiskey in 2 hours and still be a functioning, standing human bean?

750ml/25.3 f oz

That's where I'm at bro
It's pretty fucked up

>>59999036
damn

Being an alcoholic sucks op. I accumulate so many empty beer bottles at home i resort to filling up garbage bags full of them and dumping them at my shopping center carpark at night where no one can see me doing it. So many that i cant even fit into my red or yellow wheely bins

>>59999095
Lmao
So many that you can't recycle them or even put them in your red wheely bin when the yellow one is full?

Switch to spirits bro

What city do you live in Btw?