Sleepy edition
>>59992547
yeah wtf is the go with antifa i thought all lefties were pussies? why are these dickheads looking for a fight? also lmao at those fucking muslim imams there on the antifa side
moving to japan lads
sleeping with 2 eyes open (and one eye closed)
me on the left
>>59992575
edgy leftist cunts should be banned from existing
Why are all these protests happening recently? It seems like they're happening every other week and we don't even have a trump up for election like in the US
>>59992639
haven't had any in sydney desu
at least not that im aware of
>>59992614
chhink wanko
Did you watch the footy last night?
this one's the best
skip to 3:50 (-4:11)
https://www.fb.com/7NewsMelbourne/videos/10154278850244301/
>>59992672
yeah
brilliant wannit
>>59992672
what was winger thinking sending cholcott on that early?
>>59992672
yeah was shite
wew england only beat the socceroos by 1 kickball point, lads
reckon give it 5 years and we might see a tie
>>59992697
No it was shit.
We don't stand a chance at the euros
Passed a couple hours of work though
>>59992675
the fuck are these clowns doing with the guy fawkes masks?
need a hairy gf
you know what, I havent had a wank solely on 4chan for years. yes I will do that now.
>>59992675
>all that horse shit
me with the spray
>>59992575
they just want to fight and it's an easy place to find one. interviews of people all over the place whether it's here or the states or wherever show those people being dumb as fuck and clueless about what they're protesting against/for.
deadshits looking to fight, that's it. you saw the guys in the video who basically start pining the moment they saw the opposing group. tensions didn't escalate over time, they just wanted to fight one another.
>>59992735
wank to my comment
*does a little dance*
hey jude
>>59992752
i reckon we should have events where everyone signs contracts and they all go into a big arena (patriots vs leftists) and beat the fuck out of each other until one team wins.
kill for satan
*makes a little noise*
>>59992726
are you implying guy fawkes masks are ever worn for a good reason?
BREAKING THE LAW
BREAKING THE LAW
>>59992788
they'd probs start fighting people who they side with. i couldn't tell the sides apart. i saw one video where they were following one group as they made their way to the protest site and thought they were the patriots until i saw the other group and realised the group they were following were the anti-fa's.
they look identical. faces covered and ready to fight. utter faggots, the lot of them.
why don't you lads just go bash some lefties?
>>59992883
don't want to get maced
>>59992883
against the law
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>59992919
YOU ARE A DISGUSTING SLOB
>>59992908
>>59992902
doesn't stop them
wear a mask, bring a baseball bat and march with them, then turn around and start bashing them
>>59992931
>baseball bat
foy
new gimmick: instead of stealing content from 4chan and posting it on reddit, steal content from other boards and post it on /int/
>>59992931
yeah just like I should rob a bank but wear a mask and bring a bat so that I don't get in trouble.
>>59992931
ahhh yes, you'd get pretty far into a heavily policed area rocking a baseball bat
top idea m8
>yfw when legod gets one for the land
*gets down tonight*
>>59992959
constantly do this already
>>59993006
>canadian
heh, coulda guessed really
>>59992977
>>59992970
whatever
people manage to fight fine, just go looking for one.
hey i asked yesterday but yous guys didn't say JACK ShIT
i've been away what are the memes
no new memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWv2aVJLBiw
doing a thing
>tfw chatted shit about voting UKIP on /Brit/ and ended up voting labour to stop the tories
Haunts me lads
>>59993056
well that's just fucken teriffic
Laaaads, we're so close to >>60000000
what is your most embarrassing wanque
>>59993082
what are you on about, it is still like 2-3 hours away
I WANT TO BE LOUIS THEROUX
>>59993110
>tfw seeing him speak in october
:D
firing my synapses
>>59993136
this is why all normies should be killed
doing your mum
did a wank
I near died tonight was in hospital and all
Was really high on my medication + a few joints and then done about 60 push-ups and started feeling really faint and dizzy
Laid down on my mates seat, starting shaking uncontrollably and frothing at the mouth then I got tunnel vision and lost conscious and stopped breathing after I slipped away - but just before I lost conscious I yelped my mates name, . Fucking mad. My mate said I was out for 5 minutes, didn't breath and had no pulse and my face was purple and my mate managed to do some cpr and bring me back then the medics came and also did some cpr too and took me to hospital for blood tests
Just waiting on the blood tests now big fucking busy night, heads away here actually had a near death experience this is no bullshit
Doctors said they think it was a serious grand mal seizure + compulsions and just waiting on blood tests to see what it really was
Was told I am lucky to be alive and that my best mate saved my life
So might not be on for a while lad my heads completely fucked and I feel all confused and shit
My time is near
do
>tfw /cum/ is terrible
>>59993172
how was it
>>59993107
SO CLOSE
>>59993191
lol you druggo
>>59993191
nice novel charles fucknig dickens i'm not reading a word
>>59993202
Asked your dad how it tastes?
>>59993222
Durggo? It was my prescribed dose... I need it to stay sane. There was too much activity in my brain after exercising and after my meds just kicked in.
could have happened to anyone.
>>59993224
No one said you needed to did they you fucking sperm chaser?
>>59993204
it was alri
found a working password for bangbros on pastebin so been enjoying that
>>59993245
The joints were prescribed?
>>59993191
literally did not process one morpheme of that encyclopedia entry
>>59993202
why?
I know why, I just want to hear your opinion
>>59993250
hmm very nice
not a fan of mainstream american porn though i must say. feels too synthetic and staged, prefer alt stuff like suicidegirls and atk
do they still teach mouth to mouth when performing cpr?
>>59993266
Nah but hardly anything wrong with a wee joint on a friday night. That's not what caused the seizure it was my prescribed medication I told the medics about the joints and they said it was irrelevant
>>59993278
Tldr; I slipped out of conscious, stopped breathing had no pulse and was compulsing and having a seizure.
>>59993245
you where smoking weed weren't you?
can someone teach me to shitpost
Are there any real advantages or positives to living in Britain lads? I genuinely want to know, every time I think about ever having to live in Britain I feel depressed.
>>59993245
youuuu fuckin druggo
>>59993191
have you asked the doctor about the state of your pineal gland?
a NDE may have decalcified it completely
>>59993310
youre australian just follow your instincts and it will come naturally
>>59993299
this is scary t.bh
I keep getting premonitions of heart failure on my medications need to see a doctor really
>>59993317
It ain't boring like New Zealand
>>59993317
don't fucking come then, fuck off
ate all the weed
gonna die
>>59993340
stick a dick up your dick!
haha
>>59993298
No they put you on your side so if you vomit it doesnt get stuck in your throat and you choke on it and then they tilt your head backwards and do the whole chest thing.
>>59993305
I had one hash joint 4 hours before it happened. I havent smoked weed in weeks it was a one off. Doctors said that didn't cause it.
>>59993319
Awk fuck off
>>59993325
I actually now believe all the hippy bullshit about DMT being released when you die. All I can remember is getting a big massive euphoric explosion in my brain and I started seeing what I honestly think was the other side.
I couldn't feel pain because of whatever neurotransmitters were released, I had no anxiety either I just accepted it. my friend said I had a cheeky grin on my face when I was slipping out
>>59993342
2bh lad it is not scary. I feel like that would honestly be the best way to die. No pain...
but yeah check your med side-effects, for sure.
Wanna glue a cork up my dog's arse lads, should I
>>59993354
Every first world country is boring, it's just a question of comfiness.
>>59993365
No need to be rude, I was just wondering.
>>59993372
excellent
I unironically kind of look like this lad
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1464396062369.webm
tender pink boypussy
bit lonely rn lads haha
hold me ;_;
>>59993383
if they're not breathing then pumping their heart isn't going to do much
>>59993310
>>59993451
you're simulating breathing you mong
Reworked it
>>59993451
>>59993467
so all the years blowing air into their lungs was unnecessary?
Can you retroactively sue for sexual advances?
>>59993451
CPR is 30 chest compressions followed by 2 breaths (mouth to mouth if you don't have a mask)
>>59993491
1.yes
2.probably (PC gone mad)
>>59993497
you don't need to do mouth to mouth desu
bit lonely rn lads haha
>>59993497
5 times every 2 minutes
roughly the rhythm of stayin alive by the bee gees or another one bites the dust by queen
>>59993528
I'm a lifeguard mate. you give 2 breaths after the compressions
>>59993550
ayy lad me 2
@work rn desu
*tumbleweed blows across /brit/*
well
>>59993620
top right is me
>>59993550
drowning is different to someone who just randomly drops dead...
the legit standard protocol for some cunt who just drops unless it's under specific circumstances of lung obstruction through either water or od-related fluid is usually just hands-only.
c'mon...
>>59993545
I was taught nelly the elephant
putting the microwave on, anyone else need a cuppa
>>59993851
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>59993851
>cuppa
>microwave
Watching the Big Lez movie
>>59993895
How is it lad
>>59993965
Where are you from originally? Where do you live?
Need a bf that likes golf, has a car and likes beer.
Too tired to keep drinking lads
Gonna do it anyway, got the next 3 days off
drinks with coworkers last night
hey you, sign this petition
>>59993977
Tauranga
Tauranga
Me mum's welsh/english though
Wayne Rooney is the greatest living Englishman
Harry Kane close second
Nigel Farage close third
>>59994030
>Bay of Plenty of [insert insult here]
Really wanna get up there at some point. Meant to be beautiful.
ENOUGH
Hiya lads
Drinking a snakebite, just got back from a raging night out
Wyut?
having a fish and chips
doing a foam roll lads
>>59993965
better than I expected
>>59994086
It's alright, I prefer the west coast for natural beauty though.
Where you from laddo?
Got to be at work in less than 2 hours, lads.
On a Saturday.
>>59994386
Quit your job and hop on bennies lad
just did a fantastic shit
really felt like giving birth
>>59994365
From UK, in Queenstown atm, dunno how long I'm gonna stay here tho.
car won't start
>>59994493
Queenstown's the shit, doing any skiing?
>>59994527
Nah lad, no interest.
That triggers the posh Euros who are here to "do the season"...
The GF lads, isn't she cute?
>>59994745
ohhh shit lmao
>>59994673
Just end it now
tucking in to a lemon lads
teeth feel proper grim they do
>>59994881
people actually eat lemons like straight up?
done a foam roll lads
>>59994902
Health reasons I guess? Some people actually like them though, which is a bit odd.
>>59994881
jolly good show old chap
>>59994902
peeled one and am currently eating it like you would an orange
Jam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71uwIK5XV0Y
Just downloaded duolingo. Gonna learn that spanish innit
>>59995066
bueno amigo
por que?
>knowing a language other than English
I got my polling card yesterday, can't wait to vote to get out of the EU.
http://youtu.be/r7Ve8ExE8YY
http://youtu.be/MLlfZ0fbNd4
ดีมาก
>>59995127
very good lad.
>>59995083
Porque tengo que praticar, no he hablado por muuucho tiempo
ไม่เข้าใจภาษาสเปน
how do I live without the ones I love
/brit/ meet up at the next antifa v reclaim clash lads
sink some pints and watch
might genuinely kill myself
Antifa are on the payroll of the jews
>>59995372
do they get payed well?
>>59995372
One Jew actually
George Soros
did a post lads wahey
>>59995252
Just had a cheeky wank lads.
actually maybe I should just start my life over. move to kazakhstan or some shit
top tier album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwjUVkccKdM
eating a bagel
Quiet in here today
>>59995494
how's that then you fucking mong
>>59995459
ผมคิดว่าประเทศคาซัคสถานไม่ดี
>>59995127
I'm voting Remain
Congrats, now both our votes are meaningless
>>59995529
>>59995127
ah yes
democracy
fucking sweltering here
like a billion degrees
never used to be this warm
I blame all the pakis and their curryfarts changing the climate and Pakiforming the country
>>59995553
what is it, like 20C?
>>59995381
>>59995527
can't be bothered to translate this
tell me straight up
fucking hell suburban 'malls' and 'plaza's' are so fucking dire
hold people and ugly people walking around blankly
they just look at you
grim
>>59995584
>why
>I don't think Kazakhstan is a good country
>>59995603
I can't deal with the fact that there is zero point in life. lexapro and wellbutrin are not helping. I have no friends and spend all my free time in my college dorm on the computer. I am majoring in nuclear engineering for fuck's sake what am I doing.
>>59995562
yea, right now
but like 27 with humidity
and it was over 30 today and will be again tomorrow, nearly 40 with humidity
doing a poo
>>59995679
>still living in the dorms
>"dude there's totally no point to life, man"
You'll grow out of it
Amanda Tapping's name has tap in it
To tap, is a euphemistic verb for having sex
So her name evokes the idea of having sex
Which is funny, because she was really attractive and you'd want to have sex with her
Life, eh?
>>59995587
Zero point in death too, may as well ride it out. Things can turn around pretty quick m8, 5 years down the road you might be very happy so chin up lad, keep that stiff upper lip and get on with it. That's an order.
>>59995695
no sympathy
>>59995745
>its a Samantha Carter acting slutty to save everyone/against her will episode
Just woke up, had an awful dream
>on a business trip to Japan
>staying in a shitty hotel
>they have some system that cleans the rooms by flooding them; if you flick the wrong switches in your room it can happen whilst you're inside
>I manage to do it
>drown
>manage to write a letter explaining this (after having drowned....so presumably I was okay??)
>letter is long and immature
>colleagues find me and struggle with inept hotel staff to sort things out
>I find out that in death you are a ghost and just have to watch the world carry on without you
>hugely annoyed about the fact that you carry on being conscious & aren't just reborn as another person
>something happens in London...can't really remember
>wake up
What does it all mean?
>>59995764
whatever you live in a shithole wog jungle
moving to japan lads
craving some crunchy low quality taco bell tacos
AYO WHITE GURL WHERE YO ASS AT??
LMAO
>>59995679
>posts some days bragging about studying nuclear engineering
>complains other days about studying nuclear engineering
ahhh yes
who gives a shit if there is zero point in life. it's such a stupid concept to even consider - everything is pointless. why learn the guitar? you learn to melodically pull strings of varying lengths. learn to paint?? fuck no it's just recreating some image on a piece of canvas.
who gives a fuck. we live and we die. the fact that life has no point, no meaning gives every ability for us to create our own meaning or bask in the fact that we can do whatever we want with no penalty.
in short, quit being a fag.
>>59995812
Taco Fiesta > taco bell
>Islam is incompatible with Western values
>>59995866
western values are gay as fuck
>>59995822
do not recall bragging about it ever. I've mentioned it
alright, might just do some drugs and kill myself when the consequences arise
>>59995802
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ds37Cu3Nvy
>>59995929
fantastic post
>like a girl on tinder who's 14 km away
>we match
>all of a sudden she's 45 km away
this has happened TWICE
>>59995990
You mean to tell me, that people lie on tinder?
I don't believe it.
>>59995990
did you try turning it off and turning it back on again?
>>59995990
they ping for people in hubs or when they're bored and then iirc it updates again once you match.
like if i refreshed for matches in the CBD and then matched with people 15 km from the CBD, the location distance would change
>>59995990
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bhK6do79zm
>new Metallica album coming out
wow
its been like 8 years
in that time we've witnessed like the entire career of Death Grips
not like some new shit album will stop their collapsing career
Really disappointed with the girls on tinder ngl
thailad gone absolutely MENTAL
>>59996043
yeah but they never come back into the CBD range
might still hit her up
>>59996045
Can't tell if actual Aussie or impersonation
>>59996109
My aussie accent a shit, ngl
oi you reckon it's red hot to go for a 17 year old?
what's the plan for today lads?
I'm gonna sit at home and get benzoed hopefuly
>>59996143
letting the local bobby know about this one, just in case
>>59996143
desu it would be pretty spicy and I'd be worried about showing her around to anyone especially my parents but definitely go for it.
if you;re lucky you can groom her
>>59996160
sex age is like 16 or something in all the free world
used to be 14 here not too long ago
>>59996148
Need to do some banking & clothes shopping
Really regret not buying some benzos before Thursday s m h.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1345jSnHGfu
>don't mind being a wageslave
>have 10 days off
>spend most of it drunk
>the thought of going in on Tuesday fills me with dread
Fuck, I see how NEETs get that way
>>59995884
Rasheed
>>59996204
fuck sakes Thailad, get a hobby.
>have to babysit cousin's annoying spoiled daughter
>screams and whines for chocolate instead of cereal for breakfast
>don't allow her
>she starts hitting me
>slap her on the head once out of anger
>she looks at me in shock, stops whining
>everyone else screams at me for slapping her
wtf was i supposed to do
thailad's done his NUT
>>59996234
Thailad's too busy smashing ugly yellow bitches, we're the only hobby he has time for and THAT is only because he doesn't fucking do anything all day in work
>>59996109
dumb fucking yank it's clearly fake
>>59996237
Your cousin has done a shit job raising her lel
Shouldn't hit her hard and/or on the head though.
>talking to cute girl
>tell her I'm moving soon and it's a shame because my house is really nice and I think she'd like it
>ask if she wants to come round soon before I leave
>"Yeah sure"
>ask how she is going to get back home
>"I could stay the night if you don't mind... "
>>59996237
sram te bilo
>>59996252
Book her a taxi lmao
>>59996237
Maybe not hit a child?
>>59996237
my parents are in croatia atm
can you hit them with your car so i can claim their money pls
>>59996237
you hit someone elses child without permission - essentially overriding the families regards to their own child, the father should now beat you in front of the childs relatives to ensure family cohesion and justice.
>>59996252
Introduce her to Uber
>>59996143
Don't get caught up with the rozzers and you'll be fine
/brit/ we NEEED to get 60000000 GET
>>59996252
>mfw she ends up sleeping on your couch
>>59996270
>>59996291
She lives on the opposite side of the county to me. It's likely to cost at least £50
>>59996148
I'm p benzoed rn ngl
6mg Xanax deep
>>59996249
I didn't punch her, just gave her a slap because I was pissed that she even dares to hit adults.
Besides, she fucking stopped whining and being a little shit.
>>59996264
>>59996278
die in a fire dijaspora
>>59996299
it's going to be hilo latino as always
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6-PwjQYBtc&feature=youtu.be
dude racist much???? 0.o
>>59996307
>couch
Nice proxy, pardner.
>>59996299
It was auctioned off 5 months ago, a lad using a Niger proxy bought it for 5 bitcoins and a handjob from hiroshima
>>59996237
>>59996324
>dijaspora
theyre travelling their thank you very much
>>59996324
ej ej ustaša
>>59996243
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13KV5oFD44g
>>59996372
would absolutely love it if it was a los simpson post
>>59996381
Are you a scouser, what the fuck
>>59996381
Just sent this and the previous vocaroo (in FLAC) to your boss, father and the king of Thailand.
>>59996431
he's a fishmonger from nottingham
>>59996431
>What does a scouser sound like?
>>59996441
good lad
>>59996473
u wan fishy-wish?
Why aren't you a roadman? It's clearly the only correct choice if you live in Britain
thinking about spending the money to get some time with her when she comes to my area
expensive but worth it
